476: Hotel On Wheels (Cipha Sounds & Dominican Drew)

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1:03You're listening to The Thing is. Thanks for coming back to join us. I'm here as always with my hilarious ghost, comedian, Mike Figs. You're here. What's up? What's up? It's a lot of Puerto Ricans up in here tonight. It's a lot of... Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. It's a minute, it's a minute. It's a minute. It's a minute. It's a minute, it's a minute, it's a minute. It's a minute, it's a minute, it's a minute. It's a minute. It's a minute. I'm gonna give a couple of things. But two guests on the show today. First joining us for the first time on the show, Radio Producer and Content Creator Dominican Drew. Welcome back. Yeah, how you doing? It's in the name. I'm sorry, so. Yeah, you listen to my bad. I've only heard his name. You would have known. Wait, I'm the guest. And then he's my co-guess. Okay, okay. But I... Yeah, so lower your seat. Yeah. Lower your seat a little bit. I guess it's a half. It's like... Yeah, I guess it's a get. I guess it's a get. It's a get. Yeah, he's a bonus get. Well, I worked out because I'm the little host of you guys. You guys, the camera will focus on you. Right. I mean, my boy, we're gonna start rolling dice.

2:03Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's the main guest. Yeah. Join the show. Yeah. Yeah. You can see I'm an April 16th at the Grammacy Theater and also in November, I'm Bert Crischer's fully loaded tour. That's cool. He's also... He's very famous in New York. It is Cypher Sound. That's right. Welcome back to the show. Uh oh. What's up, y'all? I'm out of state. Who's on the mic? Lisa and Jay. Wow. I don't know why. Throwback. Let's take it. So, I just wanted to mention to you guys really quickly, there's a potential for a lot of lateness in this room. Yeah. No, but you do your show live. We do the show live. Yes. Yes. Because I saw you posted it. You said, Cypher Sound's a guest today, four o'clock. I said, oh, let me get there early. You were here early. Because I don't... You're going to lunch. I don't want anything to happen. That's a great observation. Yeah. You also hear very early. Very early. Very good. And me. Fixed right on time. Right on time. Right on time. However, we do have to mention this one thing for future references.

3:04Future reference. We did leave it up to the listeners to tell us some ideas as punishments because fix has a tardiness issue. I'm coming from the Bronx. You know what I'm saying? Right. I take the metro north. Right. I got to act a certain way in the metro north. I got to like... Hello, Governor. Show them the card. And sometimes it gets delayed. So, you boys a little late sometimes. By the way, he admitted to us on the last episode. The reason why he's late is because he plays video games too late the night before. Well, it's hard. It's hard being a pimp out here. So, when I get home, I get to decompress and sometimes I'm up a little too late and then I miss the thing and then I got to walk the dog and then there's always kids in my house. I don't know who these fucking kids are. I live with them. My wife is Dominican. Oh, that makes sense. There's always fucking kids. I don't know who's the person. Oh, it's my cousin's visiting in five kids over here and they're fucking running around. So, your house is one of those houses where it's just like, oh, it's just all these black children. I don't know who the fuck they are. So, his kids running around. They all nice, they good kids though. But that just... The old Mike, the old Mike. That just started. Like, you just got married. It's been eight years of this shit. Oh, eight years. Yeah. Actually, there's actually just one child in that household by the way.

4:06No, that one child goes to his father. Oh, there's no children. There's no children. No, no. So, yeah, it's a long story. I got a stepson and then I got tons of nieces and nephews. Right. And I'm trying to have a kid, but. Right. So, but this for over eight years has been happening. I'm a big alcoholic. Cock is dead. What? For eight years, you've been with this woman. I've been with this. And all these kids running around. Fucking kids running. So, you have time to adjust. I have. To be on time. It's tough though. First through two years, I give it to you. Well, what's happening? What's going on? And then after two years, you're like, oh, let me. Let me leave early. Ten minutes. Have you ever tried that? Can I say something real quick? Please do. I just be on the radio, you know, Peter Rosenberg. Yeah. Yeah. I've had a nice every morning show. They gave it to a syndicated show, Big Boy in LA. So what they gave us was the pre-morning show. It was four to six. It was crazy. He was always late. He'd get there like four, forty five. The show starts at four. He'd get there four, forty five. Then we got the morning show.

5:07So, we were on at five to ten. So, I said, Peter, change nothing. Yeah. Change nothing in your life. And we will have a great show. Didn't do it. Deadly. Every fuck. Change nothing. I know. Four, forty five. I remember that. We're going to just change the time the show, but not tell him. Right now. We'll make it four thirty. But so Jorge went through the YouTube. And he's going to tell us some of the suggestions of punishments that the listeners have. And let's see if any of these drive with you. Also, can I have a cup please? Yes, sure. You don't drink right type of. No, no. No. It's great. Good for you. You're going to live longer. You smoke a little cigars? Nothing. I just eat junk food. Not that. Junk food. Yeah. I wish I had a good vice. What do you have for breakfast today? Donut. I brought donuts to my friends at my podcast. I have a podcast called Pay Your Friends. Oh, I did write that down. I didn't say it. No, it's fine. I'll say no.

6:07Pay your friend. So, I brought donuts for everyone. Everyone's like, I want to die it. Yeah. So, I had to eat them. I ate two donuts. I helped you. Yeah. How many did you have say for? I had one and a half. Oh, that's right. Like the guest we have today. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a bad person. Oh, good. She's a Republican. She's a Republican. Wow. Okay. Who are you? Tell us some of the suggestions. So, we have a large variety of things ranging from physical things to just more emotional damage. And personally, my favorite is somebody said every time you're late, you have to call your mom and explain why you're late and as to how you ended up this way. What doesn't your mom, baby? Won't she be like, oh, it's okay, baby. She's like, what's the matter? Yeah. Wait, your mom is, what's your mom? Italian. See, yeah. What's your dad? Puerto Rican. Okay. So, both of those are notoriously late. I think he'll call his mom and tell his mom that he's being late to work and show

7:09you he'll yell at you. I know. That's right. That's right. You got to play video games. Yeah. Just playing the game. That's how we relaxes. Tell us another one, where are you? But it'll be funny because my mom, she actually, she's so nervous, she might be like, oh my god, what are you doing, Mikey? What are you doing? Are you okay? Do you need money? But yeah, I'm on my money money. I need $48. Wow. For the Uber. Oh, maybe, maybe like some sort of like positive thing is how we get you where like we put like fans together will put like five bucks. A positive punishment for once. That's incredible. As opposed to what negative punishment is always like, oh, you're late, you're fat. You're not funny. Do push-ups. Get shocked. That skank fest. I have to do this. Someone hit you in the balls. I've done none of these things. Have a porn star squirting you. No, squirting, they squirted on this table and that's seed, exactly. Different show. Scrippers on the table. Different shows. They had, they did a game where they was squirting. Oh, boy. Thank you. I hope you weren't late to that word. I was right out there.

8:09I was out there. I was catching the squirt. What happened? What happened? Dave, I got to leave early today. No. All right. Just list them off for it. Another one is every time you're late, Shannon gets to paint one fingernail. Oh, that's kind of cool. That's a good one. That's a good one. Every minute you're late, Shannon gets to mute you one time. That's funny. I like that. For how long? 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Full minute. Something like that. We can figure that out. They're just a bit... Every time you're late, you have to replace a meal with the salad. Oh, damn, that's violation. That's how it works. How do we find out that he's really doing it, though? Yeah, because I would lie. I would just say, hey, I, that shit. Look at me. I don't think he has to replace a meal with a salad. Just make him eat salad here. Like a lot. Like a lot of salad. Just open the pack. I just kind of find it. You can try. You can try. You can try mix greens. You can try mix greens.

9:10You can try mix greens. You can try mix greens. You can try mix greens. You can try mix greens. Spring mix from the stopper shop. I'm talking to Radikio. Oh, fuck is this? Oh, no. Give us two more. That's pretty good. It's okay. Two more. Like Figs says, having to do a push-up for every minute he's late. One is accumulative. So by the end of every month, add up how long he was late in total. And he has to lose X amount of pounds. How do we do that? How do you do that? You got a lot on do. You got to get weight-shamed a lot on the show. Yeah. Hold time. That's why I drink, man. It really improved me. Except for Lauren, who is the best fan out there. Can we try the painting your nail thing? One nail? Yeah, I don't know about that, though. Because I got to go back to the Bronx. And it's not like, you know, I can't just walk around like, Hey, boy. Hey, Fordham Road. Fucking no fucking. Yeah. I'm already there. I already think I'm a cop. So they were fucking like, excuse me. Well, any of these things work. Any of these ideas. I think the salad thing is kind of funny. We'll make you eat it here. We'll make you eat it here. Just pull a lot out.

10:11Big screens. No fork. No fork. No fork. No fork. No fork. No fork. No fork. I got to eat it like, shit. Like, piglet. All right. We're going to try that one first. You horrible whatever the fuck. All right. That's kind of cool the salad one. All right. Ralph, you got to buy salad. There's another charge for guestage. I'll get it. I'm happy to buy that. That's so funny. They're usually on sale. They're like two for five or something. Yeah. We're just keeping here. And then they're just going to be like, Roddy, discussing that. Oh, salad. That's crazy. Old, big salad. Speaking of like crazy stuff, have you guys watched The New Fear Factor? The Fear Factor House? I watch like, with Donnie Knoxville, right? Yeah. I watch the Think The First episode. It is crazy. The things that these people have to eat. No, great. It is crazy. And because we boil, watch Fear Factor, we're familiar with like ball testicles. And fucking, this and that. No, they like stepped it up. It's like, I used to put up them balls. I know. That's crazy. But they figured out it's like, maggot pie with like fucking pickled, fucking like a sheet brain.

11:12Like it is great. And they make it in a pie. What's that? The Bachelorette? Yeah. What is that? They canceled that this year. They canceled the Bachelorette. Bachelorette got canceled. I think it's on hiatus. I don't know. She was throwing chairs at a kid. She's probably like, yeah, right? It'll be on Zeus Network. It'll start on Zeus Network. It'll start on Zeus Network. Yeah. It'll sell it to someone. It'll be on. It'll be on when you buy your Samsung TV. It'll be on one of those channels. Oh, shit. That's crazy bitch. Yeah, that's crazy. That video is, that girl is, is crazy. That's from years ago though. So that, did you, do you guys know about that? This is like Ruby Frank or Polly Frank. Whatever her name is. Ruby something. It's got a weird name. Yeah. It's Mormon, Housewives, whatever. And so she was supposed to be on the Bachelor Art. But so I think it was 2023. Yeah. That she was arrested for domestic violence against her boyfriend. She was trashed. Yes. And she was throwing chairs and stuff. They just recently released the video of her throwing the chairs. Oh. But that whole thing happened years ago. Oh, it's not 100%. Should we be 100% sure?

12:122023. Yeah. But she threw that stool like she worked at a waffle house. She was nice with it. She was, she was flung it. Yeah. That was crazy. The domestic violence is never good. Never good. Never good. But just to comment on it, she had a great arm. That was, I thought it was after. First of all, one of these chairs, it's a high pitch squeak. Every day we try to figure out exactly where it's coming from. Which chair, whether it's the table or not, I think it might be your chair today. It's mainly the table. It's the table. Yeah. Oh, it's the table. Oh, okay. Dirty chill. Okay. All right. So you got to keep my arms off the table. I had to set like a, like I'm a fucking downtown Abbey. Um, they, um, what was I going to say? I thought it was after. So then they should release it because. Yeah. I think it's just that now, like I guess maybe charges are coming up now. I don't know. So what?

13:12All good for the show. What are they talking about? You want to, you want to have crazy people on reality shows? Yes. But if they get too crazy, like that's what you want, too great. But no, I guess the kid being there was about that is what makes them. They have to act, they have to act like they morally care. Yeah. Come on out. Okay. So they went from throwing drinks to people to throwing chairs. Throwing chairs. They got to up it. But like the kid was there. And he's like, and he had to hit the kid. I don't know that hit the kid. You can't see the kid really. The video's dark. But the guy goes, your daughter's right there. So he ruined millions of dollars. Yeah. He ruined it. She picked up another chair when he said that. Yeah. There's your kids there. She was like, hold up. Yeah. I don't know if you ever saw like the body cam footage of that. Did you ever see the body cam footage? Yeah. Where she's outside. And she's just a tiny little thing. And she's just crying. And she's complaining about the boyfriend doing stuff to her. And then the boyfriend's like, I have, I have a video of it. Yeah. And then you get to see her screaming and crying as they take her away in handcuffs. It's very satisfying. Wow. So crazy. And they scheduled all the posts.

14:12So after she got canceled, I'm getting things on my Instagram. Like the new veterans come away. All the comments are like, no, it's not. It's our kids. And it's so crazy. But I mean, that's a hard one. That's like the girls. The girl from HGTV that said the end word. No. What the heck? That was unfair. That was years ago. Was that years ago? Yes. It was like, I think maybe four years ago. She fucked someone's boyfriend or something. Or I think it's like contract negotiation. Wow. She was like, listen. My show's doing real well. I need that money. They were like, you remember this video? It was like the most innocent way to say the end word ever. This poor thing. Yeah, when I beg my toe, I go hard. I know. There's no farts in there. That isn't a word I ever reach for. But when you saw her on, what was it? Morning show, Charlemagne, whatever. And they were like going in so hard on her. And the way she was trying to explain it didn't make sense. When she was like, I was trying to say like, like a fart knocker

15:13or whatever. And she swapped the words. That's not a terrible way to explain it. Yeah. She says she says that with her kids. I don't. Listen. That's 1990s fart knocker. I know a lot of people. I don't white people that sometimes do or say some racist shit. And I don't write them off as just completely hardcore racists. It just comes up sometimes. They're like, it's not good. But I don't think they had to cancel her. Yeah. I don't know. What do I know? Jack Harlow is going through it. She's going. Poor kid. Didn't he name his album Monica? Yep. This is it. But he says it's not because of that. Nice. Wow. It's crazy. Hey guys, it's take a moment to talk about those $60 kilos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. The unattainable number that no one in the world of freedom was able to accomplish it. Yo, freedom came along. That was so fast. Stay with me. I saw that body bring coffee. For years, entrepreneurs, scientists, academic, I can't say words.

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17:15Things didn't happen to us with flights. It happened terrible for me the weekend before. And then, so every year, someone almost dies. One year it was me. I almost drowned. And no one tried to save me. This year, Mike Suarez almost drowned. And two people tried to save him. Whoa. We almost got to make the clips, Shannon. This Mike Suarez get a lot more love than you around here. Apparently, he is love that he is somebody who is, I am disposable. He is not. And they saved him. He's also like three times the size of me. I feel like much harder to save. And yeah, man, they saved his life. So, shout out. So you wanted him to die. No, I just wish that I also got saved. I had to wait for a Jamaican guy to save me and drag me out of the water by my arm with my head underwater still. Don't be in it. Don't worry. I saved your BMW. Don't worry. Shannon got her groove back. I did it. Yeah, friend. Yeah, friend. Yeah, BB Island. We went to Kabul for my batch of parties. Oh, no, bro. I erased that from my mouth.

18:15I almost drowned. But you would know where to be found. No, he, he, he Dominican drew when we get into it. He used to live a savage life. I'll tell you about it when we get to that second. I don't want to miss the recap of Mexico. But this guy was a savage. So that was, I mean, that's, it was everyone, everyone gets along with each other. Everything is great. I think just that Tom got very sunburned. Tom always claims he doesn't get burnt. And he burnt, he's like red within 30 seconds of being on the beach. We did a talent show. Okay. I really fought. I tried to use my seniority to get myself out of the talent show this year. I don't like, I don't mind being on Mike in a camera. I don't like to be in front of people doing something. Okay. Yeah. And a live standup. No. So like, I just went through like a whole health thing for myself, my cat. I had a whole thing this year. I was like, please, just let me not do it. I'm going to be here 10 years in June. Can we just like, give me that as a present. Just let me not do the talent show. They refused. They made me do it. When you say they. Yeah. It was Lewis.

19:15Yeah. Yeah. Lewis, Ralph and Francis were kind of like, oh, let her not do it. And Lewis is like, fuck that. She has to do it. So they're going to let me die. And they're forced me to be humiliated. Oh, wow. I'm still here. Almost 10 years. And so what I ended up doing was I pretended to be like a mine reader. I was like, this is a skill that I learned. And then I just like grabbed. I thought of like five people in the group. And I just did like mini, like a mini roast. Just like a silly thing of like, oh, this is what you're thinking. And I went third place. Wow. Third place. Third place. Nice. $150. You got two kilos of cratum. How much cratum did you win? $150. Oh, $150. Yeah. Real dollars. That's crazy. Mike Suarez got first place. Suarez got $1,200. $1,200. Well, that's fun. Did, uh, down make sing. Dom did sing. He was banned from making it his full talent. But we did have like a karaoke night unsanctioned. Yeah. Because last year we were forced to do a karaoke thing. Guest digital. Guest digital. Um, but this year we all just kind of like karaokeed.

20:16And he did sing some songs for me, which I appreciate. That's my favorite. It's a man. Yeah, he did sing. He did a couple of the retreat, by the way. A couple of the power couple. I think all three fucking healthy people. There's three three gas digital couples now all met here. Uh, Alex and Harrington. Uh, now have a baby. They're married. Uh, gave one, uh, gave one Mike and Natalie. Natalie. Natalie. You saw a bring in the booth before. And now, Dom and Seraphina. It's amazing. Oh, great, great couple. You guys look like, yeah, you had a lot of fun. It's fun. Um, how was the lodging? How was the room? No, this is for like, this is for staff. Like staff. Oh, not talent. But you're on the end. No, you're, you're talent also. But I'm like, uh, I would produce a producer. Oh, hi, Brian. Above or anything else. Yeah. Um, oh, and we did the boat. We, we went on a boat. That looked crazy. Yeah. It was like, catamaran, old. Did you jump off the boat? I didn't. No, because no one's going to save me if I drown. That's amazing. Yeah. It was all 20 of us on the boat. Yeah. It was a great time. Food was really good. Amazing. Yeah. Uh, and how was the cartel?

21:16Didn't see any cartel. Yeah. I don't know. It was a Mexican cartel. No, because I was so cheap. Yeah. Hell yeah. So we weren't in a resort. Like we had like a Airbnb. So we had a villa and we had staff. So they cooked us breakfast and lunch every day. Wow. Yeah. It was, it was a relief. It was kind of more dangerous if it's an Airbnb than a resort. I know. I know. I know we had no security. Yeah. Wow. But we lived. The staff was Mexican. Yeah. Hmm. I came back with everything I went there with. You guys felt safe for the most part. Yeah, I felt safe. When you were on the beach and anybody come up to you, they were like, oh my god. How freaking annoying is the beach. Every three seconds, you want your hair braided. Do you want a bracelet? Do you want a massage? Do you want cocaine? Oh, wow, that's cool. Jinks. It's like how it was. Wow. Oh my god. It's obnoxious. It never stops. Yeah. Cocaine. Everything. They offer you everything every three seconds. It's like stop talking to me. That's the worst part. Yeah. They should have one of those, you know when you go to a Brazilian city. I swear to god. I swear to God. It's a thing. Really? Exactly.

22:17Oh, it was cocaine. Yeah. I said the same thing in the shuttle back. I was like, we need like a yes, no thing up in the air to leave us. Sometimes you might want some of those things. I know there were Alex got her hair braided. We did buy some stuff at Lewis got a massage. So like we did get some stuff. And I think that maybe like makes them come more. They're like, oh, they're willing to spend stuff. Yeah, that's true. Did you have a pool in the resort? So I'm at the resort in the air. In the house. Yeah, pool and a hot tub. Where you guys were left alone. No one bothered you. Yes. That's cool. That's cool. Yes. Oh, yeah. Was this the best trip in terms of logistics? I think Jamaica edges out a little bit more for me because I had my own room in Jamaica. Yeah. I had to split my room this time. And where in Jamaica, the villa was on the beach and here we were in the mountains. We had to take a little bit of an Uber to the beach. Oh, okay. And I like the beach. Okay, I got you. But the food was very good here. Like a more night life here. It was great. Where were you when the fireworks were going off? We were in a restaurant, but like a rooftop club-ish type restaurant.

23:20And then all of a sudden fireworks just started happening. Wow. Like a Jersey shore, but in Mexico. Yes, yes. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right, man. That's all right, man. And what do you guys do? I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering. Yeah, I know. Look at the fireworks. I'm assuming you guys, when you go to Mexico as a gas digital collective, you all sing. Dalai Mas Gasol. Nah. Nah. I don't know if I heard that song the whole time. Wow. My first bartending job ever was at a Dominican bar. And so like, I know, I know all the songs. And like, I don't know what the words mean, but I know what the words are. That's like me. Because all they do is repeat the same word over and over and over and over and over and over. Classics. Okay. So that's it. That's the gas digital. I'm not everyone had a good time. There's a good time. And then also the week before I went to Miami, lots of rain. And that's when you were hooching it up.

24:21I saw those. Oh, you would look at like a little Hoochie mommy. What do you mean? She had a fucking the girls were out. Toes are out. My boobs were out. My boobs were out more at this trip. At your work trip. I think so. On your company. Okay. Okay. He's twisted around me. Yeah. That's digital. It's because I was warmed up. Because like, this is like, I usually wear a hoodie every single day. Because I'm like, I'm very fat now, so I tried to hide it. But like, so going to Miami, it was like my first time out of a hoodie in like several months. And so this, I was like a little bit more used to. Did you get cocked down in Miami? That's what everyone wants to know. That's what everyone in chat is saying. Did you get fucking cocked down? I didn't even, you didn't even look at a chat. But I was just saying, or hey, good, or hey, can you give us a thumbs up? The chat is blowing up. They want to know. Did you get piped down or I think they all know better? Yeah. I know I did not. And it is, this month is eight years celibacy. No. That's crazy. Eight years means my choice. I mean, yeah. I guess so. Not if my choice, are you an in cell? I have a vowel cell. A vowel cell?

25:21A vowel cell. It's like kind of voluntarily. It's like, if I was dying to have sex with someone gross, I could. Right. But who wants to have sex with someone gross? Eight years. I have the years I might. You were, he wouldn't even gross. Were there any guys? Anybody like, hey, don't look at me. He's like, hey, don't look at me. He's like, hey, don't look at me. You were, he wouldn't even gross. Were there any guys? Anybody like, hey, don't look at me. Were you in the bar with anybody? I didn't go to the bar. I didn't go to the bar. Nothing. I didn't go to the bar. We went to, no. And then even in Miami, like I did actually go out, because you know, I'm an early goer to sleeper. And we did went out to the Clevelander in Miami and we did dance a little bit. And I had a shot port in my mouth. I shot it to Kiela Port in my mouth. Like I? Yeah. So he was on your way. Yeah, I did like a fun thing. Okay. Was he attractive? No. He was like a weird, weird, like a little white MC type guy. You know the ones I'm talking about. I love those guys. Yeah. Those guys are so fun at parties. But when you see them out of a party is awkward.

26:22Damn. Well, all right. All right. There are so many caps. Anything you want to say about your time in Texas? Oh, Texas was crazy, but I'm so happy to be back. Yeah. Texas was cool. We did Dallas, Austin, Houston. Shout out to all the fans. It was incredible. You know what? I went to the rodeo. You know the rodeo in Houston? In Houston. It's a huge deal. That shit is crazy. No, it's a huge event. It is. It's like, um, we write cow. It's a Super Bowl. It's a Super Bowl for the white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's, they turn that state 200 to 500. Yeah. They do bad things to balls. They, I mean, they just like capture shit and let it go. It is just a convention of white people. Yeah. They do a huge stadium and all the whites are in the stadium. And outside the stadiums are the Mexicans and black people. I need turkey legs and turn it up and Beyonce country music is playing. Yeah. And then you go inside and it is only white. Yeah. And they do, they do like competition like who could, which white woman has the fastest horse? And there's a white woman on a horse and she rides back and forth and they go fucking nuts.

27:22And then they do like, all right, who can capture her shape and tie it up? And, and you're being tied. I don't like that. Unbelievable. It was crazy. That shit was crazy. And it's performances and everything. And then at the end, it's like, make some fucking noise. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Croubles there. Thread was there. Thread. Yeah. So after all the fucking cowboys are doing all their crazy shit. They go, all right, everybody drink some motherfucking beer and Tim McGraw. And Tim McGraw comes out from a star that lights go down and he stars the whites are turning up. And then outside, the cops pull up because kids start shooting each other and going nuts. The Mexicans go a little crazy. It was, this year it was like a trend to, to while out and like get in trouble. It was kind of crazy. But, uh, but I thought it was cool, man. The food was good. I had drinks. The women looked incredible. And the inside was epic. I walked in the same tunnel as the Texans. They walk out of them when they play. Uh, it was epic. But after a while, I'm like, all right. Enough of this. Yeah. I want to go back home to New York where people are mean. Yeah.

28:22There were two nice over there. I didn't trust anybody. Everyone thought I was Mexican. And I was like, yeah, see what I like. Wait. Yeah. I was doing shows. I was on a, we were doing, uh, we did punchline Dallas and punchline Houston. And in between those, we went to Austin just to chill for a little bit. I was with, I opened it for my boy Vinnie. No Jersey Shore. Oh, Vinnie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Vinnie did his thing and he fucking had the shows were awesome. And, uh, it was crazy. But, you know, after a while, I was just like, I want to go back home. Missed my girl. Missed my dog. Missed my PlayStation. You know, you know what I'm saying? But we're happy. We're back now. Texas was cool, man. You know what, Bucky's was beautiful. You ever go to Bucky's? Of course. Bucky's was crazy. Love Bucky's. Oh my god. The Bucky's is like a mega gas station, but everything is Bucky's brand. Yeah. The food's incredible. It's just, it was just a nice little quiet adventure. But I feel good to be Puerto Rican again. I feel good to be back in my roots. I've been tired of it in three days after I can't sleep because the music is blasting at my house. That I'll be a Republican again. But right now it's fucking, I needed a break.

29:23I needed a coffee. It feels good to be back home. Okay. So we're all caught up. All caught up. We're going to get into the segments. Yeah. I lost three pounds. Thank you. He says. Yeah. I worked out every day. I feel a fucking jack. Okay. So typically the first question we asked guests in the show is to tell us a story about either your worst date experience or weirdest sexual experience. So since you may not have been as prepared, Drew, I'm going to start with you. So you were on the show once before. For the listeners, if you want to go back to the episode, it was. Episode 180 and it was in May of 2020. Okay. And just this is, I'm going to give high level of what the story was. Long Island Whitewood's party, jealous X. That's my high level of the story. If you guys want to go back and listen to the story, do you have another bad date or we're weird sexual experience? Yeah. I got so many. What's a good one? Okay. Okay.

30:23This is girl, right? Okay. But it's like, it can be stretched out, right? The girl. Yeah. It's a story takes place over. Okay. This girl, she, we were dating and then she, I had to break up with her and she did not like that. Why did you have to break up with her? She was a little cuckoo. She was a little crazy. And I'm not one of those guys that would be like, oh, my girl's crazy, she was a little crazy. Which you will see in the story. So, I had to break up with her and she didn't like that. So, she, she told me she was pregos, right? She said she was pregos, but she said that she will get rid of it if I get back with her. So, I said, okay. Oh, no. That's okay. So, how old were you? Like, young enough to not know better. 24, maybe, something like that. So, then she goes, so she goes and she lived in another city.

31:27I'm going to tell you what city. Okay. So, I go, she goes, okay, I'm going to get it done. I'm going to get it done this weekend. You know, though. You know what I mean? I'm going to get it done this weekend. Did she ask you for the money for it? No. Okay. No. No. I can't tell you why. But, no. Okay. So, she goes, I'm going to get it done this weekend. I said, all right, I'm going to come over there and go with you. She's like, no. No, no, no, no worry about it. My friends are coming with me. So, okay. So, the whole time she's like, listen. If I do this, we're going to be together, right? We're going to be together. I say, yeah, yeah, of course. If I kill this baby, we're going to be together forever, right? She's at the doctor's office. The doctor has a hanger. You're like, can we do it now? Ready? Yeah, yeah. She's going to be with me forever. So, I'm talking to her through the whole time. She goes to the place. She goes, oh, God. There's protesters out here. There's protesters. I was like, okay. You okay? She's like, okay. My friends with me. I'm going in. Then she goes, okay. I'm doing, I never believed her, mind you. I never believed her. She's like, I'm going in now.

32:27I'll call you in like two hours. So, okay. So, she goes in. So, I wait a half an hour. And then I call her home phone. I call her home phone. It's like the four-quillar ID. And I ask. And I ask for her. Her mom answered. And then I've never called her home phone before. It's a weird reason why I have her home phone number. So, I call her home phone. And her mom calls out to her. And she's like, you have a phone call. And she picks up. She's like, hello. And I was like, I just had a line. The line has been. The line has been. So, then I was like, okay, I'm just going to play it out. I know she's lying. She's at home. Yeah. So, I was going to play it. So, she calls me two hours later. Crying. She didn't realize it was your voice. I never spoke. Oh, okay. I never spoke to her. So, she's crying. I did it. I did. I said, are you okay? Oh, no, you're okay. So, now, in my mind, I'm just going to do this bit for as long as possible. So, I stayed with her for two months. Whoa. Knowing.

33:27It was long distance. It was long distance. And I can't see her. But, she lied, right? And then every two or three weeks and I'm on a phone with her and I'm like, you know who I hate the most? You know who I hate the most? Liars. You could do anything to me. You like to live. I have to do it the same way. It's not even funny. It's like, it's a real fun thing. So, she knows I know. We're just playing this game. So, I'm like, I can't stand Liars. right so then she calls me when they she goes hey um she goes hey she goes you know remember I tell you about my little cousin that sounds just like me so line on line on line remember remember I tell you about my little cousin that sounds just like me I go no I don't remember what about her well um with the remember the day you know you know the day it happened oh my cousin was at my

34:27house and my mom my mom called out for me but my cousin does she was called out to her she answered the phone and sounded just like me I was like oh that's weird why are you telling me this and I was I just had enough I was like I don't why are you telling me this because you are lying bitch you're lying bitch you was never pregos damn I don't know why are you doing it out that long I was I'm sick off did you get anything in return during those three months that you were with her still besides no just joy did she buy you anything did you know I'm gonna birthday or something now he was all he was young man I just love you just fuck you ragging it and then she knew she had to know I've heard it say at the end like you know I got a replica cousin right I got a phone in my house a word like her name is Jenny she's like you know my cousin Penny yeah my mom yelled out Jenny but Penny though is Penny like did she try to like defend herself when you

35:29called her out for or she's like you got me of course yeah she's like but we've been together for the last two months and it's been good right it's been good I'm like I was lying because you lied that's what you though you lie a lot when you young but then she went off and got married and stuff they know yeah you miss her a little bit okay Mike this is not for you Shannon okay you know what crazy girls huh you know the crazy good vagina good vagina and think about how crazy that's crazy bitch that's hard but did you use that condom going forward maybe to like prevent the same thing from happening we homosexuals wait what do you mean with her I'm talking about we know with her with her no I didn't I didn't see you anymore oh oh so in that whole next two months you were okay you just

36:31liked calling her and texting her I'm also crazy why is he still calling me all right I believe that he's about the long game I've lied to so many I've lied if I had a tally for the amount of times I said my grandma died to get out of a relationship here my grandma died 47 yeah no I for work no oh yeah my cousin got hit by a car is it after your grandma's already dead yeah my grandma was alive I do after you know what I would tell my grandma I said you die fuck my dear like I love you grandma I'm going to our house you let me smoke cigarettes my grandma was gangster like no I make grandma my other side yeah oh yeah that's what I would do all the time my step my fucking stepfather my step stepfather I'm sorry my god thanks my time myself my grandma died 48 time hey but I was young then you lie when you're young because you just like

37:34oh fuck I lie down exactly shit he's like extreme lies yes I don't give a shit yeah but what's gonna happen the train the train the train was late sorry for two minutes sorry you don't mean time this is only jump in the train oh I do know my job thinks that where I live people just fucking it's like the golden game I also think that throw themselves in front of the wood lawn train station big you tell you tell me the same thing I never I never I never believe you except the one time that you set me the video of it actually oh yeah that was one time one time some crack I was all four like AI the face different every time I was like oh shit it's really happening how can I change the I just screen recorded it it was recorded today look at the top she was recorded today is holding a newspaper I was recording it like oh shit okay

38:35Drew do you have a bad date or weird sexual experience I never really have bad dates but I've had lots of weird sexual experiences I don't know where can I quickly ask you where are you from where are you born the Bronx hell yeah we're part of the Bronx Burke Avenue oh my god I was on 233rd oh yeah that's right there right on two train three boys of Italy pizza the best pizza in the world underneath the two train I don't know where to start there's pick one so there was one time with this girl I was talking to I brought over to the crib and it's the first time that we're gonna have sex and stuff and you know she's on me we're making now and stuff and then she stops midway and she looks at me and she's like before I continue I just want to know where this is leading to what are we gonna be like and this is during the time that I'm literally like touring with this guy all day every day we're going everywhere to all the clubs while he DJs and traveling and I'm loving it because I'm getting all the girls that we were going to spill over before you answer this had

39:40you been you've been like seeing her for a bit or yeah I'll take her out to shows concerts I did that you put time in you know well the girls I messed with I took them out places I just never made it my girlfriend right and then so when she asked me what is this leading to and I said nah right now you know because I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna make you my girlfriend and then because I know I'm gonna mess around so I didn't want to do that I just want to let you know like if you want to mess with me let's mess around so you can do that yeah don't just be honest like I might think you'd be honest oh shit I was just saying yes I said yes you're my girlfriend all the time I was single for nine years straight single you got all these landlines calling your phone bro that problem star and then they want to argue with something and then you're like but you're not my girl so then that's it conversation over so that's why you don't make me girlfriend so the girl when I told her now I'm good because I told her like her but I just want us to be hanging out chilling yo she just started

40:43crying right like crying hysterically like and boogers and all that like like she started crying I was just there like uh and then she goes I need a second she got up put on her coat went outside my house and I hear through the wind of crying and she's smoking a cigarette I'm like fuck what the fuck so I don't know what you know she comes back inside she takes off of course she goes okay let's go whoa now she jumps on me and I'm scared to death oh yeah I am scared yeah she's on me she's writing me and as we're doing it I'm just looking at her I'm like I am scared to fucking death right now so she's gonna stab me yeah that's one another time there was this girl that I really wanted in college but she didn't stab you no no no that was the last day okay that was the last you never called me again she like she gave you one that was happy that was right that was the first time I have a slip of her and that was like the last time but I was happy because she gave me crazy girl vibes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah another girl that in college I wanted her all the time I

41:46finally got her like after college and when I bought her over and it was crazy because she only likes white dudes like she was known in college only messing with white dude she was black okay she doesn't do black dudes Spanish dudes nothing only jack hard white guys so when I saw her somewhere one day something I don't remember like a bar or something I was like oh shit I'm like I was like hey can I convention it's your own pastel you saw her in fucking air pasta that's what you would yeah so I bought her we came to the crib only hit that one time I swear to God every time I was going in her the sound she was making was atrocious she was just doing something she was going oh like I think this chair like it was like my ears were like that's why I couldn't I stopped at one point I stopped and I looked at I said you okay yeah yeah everything is good

42:47and like so she wasn't any more and when I started getting you that's why she never that's with black guys bro everybody like it was cool yeah yeah one time it was like this was with actually well it had to do a side but not to do a side we were in Bridgeport Connecticut yeah this is going this is going I love he's got rapid fire I got like one big sound like a turtle the other bitch you're talking to yourself outside I just first started doing all this stuff for side going to the clubs going on tour with him and all that stuff so I'm new I'm like I'm I'm an intern at hot 97 like I'm an intern like I'm trying to make my way up and all that stuff so I'm over here going with him so we go to Bridgeport Connecticut Bridgeport Connecticut is like the hood of all hoods is the guy that that booked him his name is leather face because he got shot in one side it's tempo in the bullet came out the other side and he's alive yeah it's like he has

43:48the bullet hole here the entry point the out wait this way I didn't know there was hood in Connecticut or Bridgeport the clubs you were digin had the windows were boarded up yeah and there was like no way seen it was hot it was like 200 degrees inside it the hood the hoods in Connecticut a no joke and you buy bottles you don't got a table everybody's bottles on the floor he went like yeah so we in there and I mean this chick right the the club was called club low and it was named after the owner's dead pit bowl and there'd be pictures of the pit bowl around the whole club yeah love low spike collar yeah I don't want a full place yeah great buddy oh bad so my job to my job at all these clothes we went to my job was to gather girls and bring them to a DJ booth to you know like like like we got bottles here we got whatever every club we went to I will get girls with me and other people I work with we just bring girls to DJ booths to like you know so just like this one girl and she was filling me I was

44:50feeling it she was pretty we start talking and then she was like yo I want to go somewhere and I was like where you want to go she was like let's get out of here and I looked at him because I can't go nowhere I came in his car and we in Bridgeport and I go to him I go yo she want to fuck and he he looks at me and he goes and he hands me his car keys and now that's a great man hell yeah he's a good guy I didn't think he would do that because like he's a DJ 17 I'm just a guy they just started like three months ago and he gave me his car keys and he was like yo go I got you so I was like I was like what I took the girl went there cool getting it in the in the in the in the car the blue towel getting in there oh you can come on sorry for somebody for somebody the car extended edition baby the car extended edition it's not there so she I found out while I was having sex with her that she just had a baby so she was coming out her nipples nice that's kind of cool yeah I know she's that for that's like she's like I just like a baby I'm like when she's like three four months

45:54four I was like I knew like I'm like what and then like because like she was just leaking you know because you know I went for the titty and then it was like leaking I was like oh shit like I don't know I don't know what to do now but I'll continue whatever what did you spit it out or did you swallow it I kind of did one like this and I still have my shirt on so whatever but then the crazy part that was not the crazy part the crazy part was you hear a dude outside screaming her name calling her oh calling me wow we we was finishing up yeah yeah and you hear him outside calling your name screaming screaming screaming and I hear him but I'm not thinking this towards her whatever I'm not thinking because you didn't know her name no I didn't know her name I didn't put two to do together I didn't put the I didn't know her name and she goes oh shit that's my baby father I'm like what she goes yeah I came to the club I was like you came to the club with your baby father she's like yeah I came with him and I'm like this is something you should

46:56yeah I mean bridge port connect this is something you should tell me beforehand so I could be I like to be prepared I'll do crazy stuff don't worry I probably still do it but I like to be prepared now I'm paying attention I'm looking around yeah I put the window down here yeah like she put out a little milk down your mouth and he's like calling her screaming so we didn't get in the car out the car for a minute and she said no we got to stay here we got to stay because if he sees me coming out the car he's he's gonna be crazy ten to ten to windows it went okay I'll come on face what can I do and then I feel my bad though I feel my bad because after I was done and I left I took the condom I put it in the wrapper and I walked out but I guess the condom fell out and the car was in the car he sent a group text like the next day that group test he said was mad crazy yo um hotel on wheels that's what we call the hotel wheels shut down but now I feel mad back because I'm only a brand like I'm an intern and this guy gave me his guard of fuck and I like I was like I was trying to I didn't intentionally I would never do that I did not potentially leave there I took it I put

48:00it in the wrapper I walked out take this I don't get gas fell out yeah that's crazy that's scary though uh you just oh porn star yo no you have somebody okay savage a porn star yeah you guys interviewed her when I yeah you smashed her no almost or maybe I was or why was she um you guys interviewed her for the podcast and then afterwards I was talking to her and she asked for my number because she wanted it by wheat so I was like I didn't sell we by no people that sell we so she and she was staying in hotel and time square so I found somebody together the we that gave me the we so I like she was like yo just come to my hotel and I was mad hype I was like yeah I'm a fucking porn star I was mad hype I was high yeah I wanted to prepare I wanted to prepare so I go into a hotel room um she opens the door straight and I'm not lying straight like porn movies though she opens the she just came out the shower she's

49:02in a towel and and once she opened the door I said I'm fucking like it's she's in a towel I'm a hundred percent put the pizza down yeah I go inside she breaks um I give her the weed she's breaking up the weed in her towel and then we're just talking she's like sit on the bed sit on the bed I'm getting comfortable I'm like yes time to go man hype and um somebody knocks on the door and I'm just like yo now I don't like that I don't like when I go places and somebody's coming on the nouns yeah I don't like nothing on the nouns I like to yeah just so you know what's happening this is called ghetto drama to this day I don't open the door if you knock on my door yeah I can't move if something's bad going on I'm in this little hotel there's more in this room I can't escape I understand this I've dated a lot of bouncers and criminals yeah I understand the mindset yeah okay yeah the knock on the door and I look at him like who's that I'm thinking like it's a dude like a man a boyfriend and I got this face on she's oh don't worry that's oh my girl whatever um there's another porn star but it was uh one of them I'm porn stars that weigh like three fifty four baby yeah you're that big girl okay come through the door okay oh

50:08hey like like exciting stuff and I'm looking I'm like what the fuck and then um she goes on the bed next to me and I just oh my like roll roll I go up and then like sky zone it's like trampolines oh no I was I was I feel uncomfortable and then I felt like they were like doing all these sexual jokes and they were doing these in the windows and stuff and I was like oh shit I think they want to have a treat some of me yeah but this one over here like I was I was I don't know you and then I was like yo am I gay because I don't want to have sex with her like we're both like a porn star so I literally got up and I left I said I'm sorry guys I gotta go and they were like why I was like I was like why I was like I don't know um I gotta go do something and I look I didn't do it and they were like sad they were like oh my look just left I don't know I felt I got scared yo scared she scared me she scared I got scared bro why I don't big girls before but not Dr. 50 like not that like I get scared they're gonna make you meet look

51:17small that I don't know if that was it let's edit that out I don't know what to do you big girl too much like I know what to do what to do okay we have to move over for our next segment maybe the episode is maybe inverting your time do either of you have a hard out well that's what that's what that's what that's what why does he just keep imagining him beg yo bro just you said the we'd fun you're like oh she threw me out the What the problem with this shit? Hey guys, let's take a moment to talk about body brain coffee. I love this stuff, okay? I'm a big coffee drinker every morning I wake up. You know, I, I, I, I wonder like, what's the first thing I'm gonna put in my body? How am I gonna start my day? And you know what? Your boy started body brain coffee.

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54:20we got jumped, they thought you were somebody else. You try and get into a place and they're bouncing like no too many people, but they didn't let you in. And then at the end of the night, they were pissed off and tried to attack you guys. Oh, yeah. That he was there. Yeah, yeah. He was just talking about that one early. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy. Get the fight security. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fighting security. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got ugly. The teens bullying you for taking the train because they recognized you, high school kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no two years. Yeah, maybe freshmen at high school. And then the Toronto Halloween party where you were trying to help security. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they thought you were beating them up and they kicked you out. Yeah, I was fighting a fireman. Yeah, I don't. We still don't know if he was a real fireman that came to the costume party, or if he was just a real fireman. He was actually a real guy. I think he was a real fireman and just walked in. Do you have another fight story? I got so many. Oh my god.

55:20What are the fight stories? There's one time we was either in Brooklyn or the Bronx. I can't remember which one, but it was a regular party. No, reggae is notorious in Bronx or Brooklyn. Oh, okay. Where they like jumping through tables and shit and doing like the damn top of trees or shit. Yeah, we staggered. I'll tell you right now, I do not like to fight. I'm not Louis J. Goffness. I don't like to fight. I am really good at diffusing hectic situations ideescalate. But sometimes it just goes past the point and there's nothing we could do. So when I used to DJ a lot, my road manager name was Big Kev. He's one of my best friends. And Big Kev, almost all these fight stories, Kev is part of it. So Big Kev, he's not security, but he is a big guy, right? And he used to be a bouncer, but he's strictly road manager. So when we used to DJ, there was a rule. We were DJ, whatever, playing I'm DJ and a party. And I tell like when Dominic and Drew was a new guy in our crew, I tell him, listen, rule number one.

56:23If Kev says it's time to go, you're not allowed to ask questions. You're not allowed to ask what's going on. You leave and we'll talk about it later. So Kev says, you know, it's time to go, pack up. Like let's go. So, so, so, so what time? I have a short fuse. I have like a, okay, I have a really long fuse, but if it reaches the end, it goes fast. Right? So I'm like, no chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, boom, like what's on there with these guys? He's fuck with me, fuck with me, yelling at me. I'm like, yo, guys, chill, I'm not looking for no problems. I don't want no troubles in a nightclub. Yo, guys, I don't want no problem. Just chill out. And then I'm starting, I'm starting to feel it. And then he goes to Kev. He goes, oh, he goes, no, he goes to me, but he's pointing at Kev. He goes, you pussy, you got your security with you. And Kev starts laughing. Kev got that old-school Brooklyn laugh. You know the black man laugh?

57:23Like if you trip on the sidewalk and you'll hear a black man from two blocks away laughing at you and it's just hurt your heart? Kev got that kind of laugh. He's like, ah, ah, ah, I'm like, I got a laugh. Like, he keeps laughing. I'm like, I'm hearing it now, I'm hearing it now. And Kev, stop, like, don't even ask you if you're okay first. Plus I'm laughing. So the guy goes, you pussy, you got your security with you. And Kev starts laughing and goes, Kev goes, oh, I'm not his security. I'm your security. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Cause it's got a pop off, bro. So this is so good. Yeah, the, the, the, so good. So Kev is just like, where he's DJing at a reggae club of Brooklyn or the Bronx again, and he's on the stage, I'm on the stage, and I see this dude, just staring at Sife like with this look, but like, like, zone down, he's just grilling, but not moving, just standing off stage, just staring at him, like, that's weird. Whatever. And I see that Kev sees him too, and I see Kev staring at him, and then Kev's face just changes, like, you know, the main face he puts on.

58:23Kev sees, he's trouble everything. Kev sees trouble from everywhere. I don't know what the dude was thinking, but the dude charged at Sife on stage, like straight charged. Sife had no ideas, he didn't mean charged. He was so concentrated. He didn't see it. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't see it. I mean, I don't. I see the dude running across the stage. I'm just going, oh, cause I don't know, like, like, like, cause I'm off the stage. So I'm not even there to, like, even, like, try anything. I go, oh, and then I just see Kev out of nowhere. Just come, right before the dude gets to Sife, just come out of nowhere, grab the dude, one hand on his shirt, the other by his neck, picks him up, jokes him, throws him off the stage into the crowd of people onto the floor, smack. Real hard, like, you heard it. Me, my fucking dog. Just give me the line and pass the job. And he's over here, like, still DJing his stuff. And I'm like, oh, that's when I knew Kev was not to be messed with, cause I was the first thing. Did you see it? I've never, there's so many things I've never saw. Wait, but why would this guy, I have no idea.

59:24He's probably drunk and created something in his head that didn't exist. I have no problems with nobody. Yeah. Any problem, any problem I ever had is because you try to do something to my friends when we were like, I have no problems, right? One time we were at a club. It was a diner in Jersey. They turned a diner into a club at night. It's in the hood, right? And so I'm DJing in his diner. Kev, Kev comes in the DJ booth. I mean, not DJ, but if it's a booth, I'm a diner. Kev comes in a whole stand. Yeah, exactly. Kev comes up and he's pissed. And he goes, he goes, oh, fuck, I'm too late. Crabbs all of us and shoves us down under the DJ booth. I'm like, what the fuck you do? Like, usually he was mad because he usually sees trouble early. But he missed this one. So he goes, fuck, I'm too late. And he grabs us and throws us under the booth, right? And then I'm like, what the fuck? Shots fired. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. So like, oh, shit.

1:00:25And Kev's fop, bop, bop, bop. Like hitting himself, he stooped, he stooped, he stooped. So then, so then, this, yo, it's a gun fight. It's like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Everybody scream and run it. I crawl over his a pay phone. I crawl over to the pay phone. I'd knock it off. I want to ground. I'd knock it off the hook. I dial nine. That would run. I just let it, I just let it go. And I make it collect call. But 25 more sets. And you're like, jeez, it's fucking Christ. So then the cops come. The cops coming all the melee, we get, we pack up all the records or find, or Sarato, whatever I was using. And we get out of there. And Kev is just like looking in the mirror, like mad at himself. I don't, Kev, you slipping yo. No, no, I, I seen him earlier. I seen him earlier. But he looked shady, but I thought he was eyed. But he was, I was like, wait, why, why were you,

1:01:27I don't, you don't meddle detector at a, no, no, no, no, hood spots. Was this like a diner, the diner, the diner, the diner, the diner. Okay, I got, was this your career like, you know what I'm saying, like, why the fuck were you, why are you like this last week? No, I mean, somewhat early, but I was popping though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, I like, those parties are fun. Okay, I guess the party's a fun, like, also like, I was on Hot 97. So my goal was always to play at parties where people from, that listen to Hot Nights have gotcha gotcha. I didn't, I wasn't into the bougie Hollywood parties because they don't listen to the radio like, people from the hood, you know what I mean? So it's my way of giving back kind of. So they're excited that you're there. They're like, oh, this is amazing. It's awesome, but everyone and their mother's pulling up. So there's a high chance that somebody's, some shit's gonna go down. Shit, yeah, yeah. But Ken was usually gonna see it. He would see some shit from across the room. Y'all shut it down.

1:02:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not gonna move on to this guy. But I was already on, I was already doing it. And he would just start packing up, y'all let's go, let's go. You can't say nothing, okay? Or like when we're turning to computer days, laptop days, he used to pull them, pull them, pull the bug out, music stops. Y'all let's go. Like fuck, we can go out. Wow. And there's always some shit happen though. That's great. But Ken has experience. Yeah. Yes, hood is great. Ken used to be on the other side. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. So he knew he could do that. That's good man having a team. Yeah, thanks. Was, was what's the percentage of shit having to be shut down out of all your gigs? No. Maybe 30% of him or like not even. Maybe just a car head. 10, 15%. Yeah, yeah. Ah, okay, okay. The Dolce one was crazy when the Dolce joined when we were throwing bottles with Juski had the bottles about to crack the security guard in the head. Remember, security guard was trying to, he had like a Miami jersey he was mad buffed and he was going like this to us, but then he was backing up and he was going like,

1:03:28I don't know. And Dolce, in Dolce, where then Juski had the bottle like this and he was about to pop the dude in the head. Remember, and we, that was when Kev shook the computer down also. Oh, man. I don't know. Like a real fight broke out between people and the security guard thought we were part of that fight but we weren't part of that fight. Yeah. And you started getting crazy. You started cursing and going, while like you was about, I was like, I've never seen you like that. I did? Yeah, bro. When this happens, you guys got to leave fast. Yeah, we didn't know. We really right away. Because the whole crowd's out right away. Oh, I want to fuck. Right away. It's not the crowd is some, like if people, we know people might come back for retaliation. Oh my God. The go to the car get guns come back. Like, we don't have time for that. We don't have time for that. We don't have time for that. We don't have time for that. We don't have time for that. Just because of the fight broke out. No, no, because of what other fight was. Oh, I never do that. The people are going to shoot each other because they got their own beef in here. They're going to be hit by a straight bullet. Yeah, straight bullet's crazy, bro. Yeah, that's not a way to go straight bullet. I was work, I've been a bartender for like 25 years and there was one night where in Brooklyn,

1:04:29there were two clubs opening this particular night and so like all the good bouncers went to the bigger club. So we had like the B-list bouncers and this, the whole place was like a warehouse and the bar was against the back wall and it was a, it was a pretty like urban evening and so they were, they weren't meddling. Tell us the comedy channel on those. They were, those are two cool-y old songs back to back. They were searching everybody coming in and everything like that. But then apparently a fight happened and then one of the DJs left and then came back in but since he already was in, they didn't search him when he came back in and so he came back in with a gun and then he shot somebody like the distance between me and figs. I was behind the bar, he shot someone right there and I heard it and I was like, I realize that I am like a frees person in a situation like that and I was like, I had my phone on my hand and I was like, I don't even want to do and then I was scared that whoever he was trying to shoot was gonna come behind the bar and then he was gonna shoot at us. One of the bouncers was a correction officer

1:05:32and he shot like a warning round up into the air but it's a, it's just a warehouse. So it's just like ricocheting. Oh shit. And then the cops wouldn't come in because we're at the back of it and the whole place is full. So we had to wait half an hour for them to get everybody out before the cops would even come in. Everybody's dead by now. Yeah, the guy was shot in the leg, not killed. Nobody else was hurt but we had to stand till like six in the morning for all the police reports and everything. What a nightmare. Oh shit. Well, I'll tell you one more. I think I got another segment. But my friend of mine, he is, he's a graffiti legend, right? So his mind is sick because graffiti artists always try to get into the crazy places to do the graffiti so that everybody can see it. That's the point of graffiti, right? So his mind is just left field. So one time we had beef with this bouncer at a club and he was being such a dick and it was just me and him. My boy's like a little guy. And this guy was like, he like almost roughed us up. He like shoved us and almost grabbed us.

1:06:34And my boy's like, nah, chill, chill, chill. And I was pissed. He's like, nah, don't worry about it, chill, man. Don't worry about it, chill. Don't worry about it, fuck him, man. All right. Six months later, he calls me. He's like, yo, you want to ride with me tonight? Oh yeah, he's like, where are we going? He's like, it was Jersey also. He was going to Jersey. I said, all right, so we go to Jersey. We go to a bar. We got to say when we were at a different bar where that bouncer was working. And my boy takes out a gun. And I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, chill, chill, don't worry about it. Puts the gun in the guy's truck. And when the guy leaves after work, my boy calls the cops and was like, yo, this guy just pulled a gun on me on the highway. He's gonna pick up truck. And he fucking swarmed it. Oh, no, that's not. He's a sicker. That's like sicker. Time for six months to the date. He's like, I don't have my calendar. That's a long game.

1:07:34It was like you and the chick earlier. Yeah. Damn. Long game, bro. Do you know if what went down? Like, did you ever hear through the grapevine at the cops? No, he went to the cops. Yeah, no, we followed him. We watched the cops get him. Oh my god. He went to jail. He went to prison. I guess I'm my gun. They're like, it's what they all say, pal. Exactly. I'm telling you, I'm a fucking gun. That's not even. That's pretty good. That's pretty great. That's how you get somebody. Yeah. Ah, fuck it. We're going to move over to our final segment now, which is scary things. OK. Damn it. Ah! Ah! Be careful. This is regular Michael Jackson face. White Michael Jackson face. This is a scariest Michael. This is scary things of our show, too, but we're pretty unexplainable possibly paranormal experiences.

1:08:35So, Syba, last time you were on the show, you talked about my house on twin lane. Yeah, and the ghost that helped you lose your virginity. Yeah, yeah. Do you have another story? It was definitely a ghost in the house. He used to turn the lights on and off. And he helped me lose my virginity on top of the washing machine. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That goes up. I had one recently. So I was traveling with this comedian, Mo Amher. Last year, he had the most incredible year, selling out every show. He got a larger Arab fan base because he's Palestinian. So in October, we went all through the Middle East and the last stop in the Middle East was in Morocco. It was in Casablanca. I don't know if there's Muslim ghosts. Jen, I think Jen is what they believe in. Jen is like, yeah. We was in the hotel. And all the hotels we stayed at were nice, but this one was like the least of the nice,

1:09:37because Morocco was just like a little, and there was a lot going on so all the hotels were booked. And I was in my room and like the ceiling fan kept moving, but then it would stop. So, but I didn't feel any breeze and he wind or anything. And like, I, I, you know, who knows you never see these things? I don't know if I was super tired, but the lights were off and it was super hot. And I would just see like little little flashes of light. Yeah, like quick, like we're like, I don't know. But then the ceiling fan would move. It was just his phone getting text alert to the night. I think he's like, what is his Muslim, what was this? Oh, Libyan ghost. I didn't know it was like, do they, do they speak Moroccan or Arabic or French? Or like, like, are there different ghosts? Did you try to talk to it? No, I changed rooms. Did you really?

1:10:37Yeah, the next point. What is the problem with your room? You know, man, there's a French black Muslim ghost. My feet Jamaican that, you know. Let's look at what the, trust me, no problem. No, I would just, if you like, and it'd be like a little light, not like a flash. Somebody left their phone in their bags. Oh, man, fuck, man. I was out. I don't blame you. I wouldn't be able to sleep to that. I don't, I don't listen. I don't fight ghosts. If they say, get out. I can't. No, blacks. What are you talking about? Maybe you wanted to be your friend. No. You got to fight, you got to do a better job. That's like my favorite, Eddie Murphy, Joe, who he talks about. White people and black people with the ghosts. He's like the black family, they're here. Get out. Come on, baby, look at the fuck. We in the pack of, oh, you shit right now. We get a fuck outta here now. Go. Get out. Yes. I don't know. Yeah. Look at that crazy. I would set up cameras. I would immediately set up cameras. Oh, yeah. Shannys. Shannys wants to. You're in.

1:11:38I, because like, I, I'm like more disbeliever than believer. And so like, I want the proof. So the second I see something weird, I'm like, give it to me. Give me something that there's evidence. No. But you believe. Oh, yeah, after the ghost in my house, I was a kid, yeah. Yeah, they're there. And like, sure, it wasn't an uncle just trying to help you out. Listen, ghosts. What do we do? Yeah. What do we do? Ghosts, you gotta find better ways to communicate. You have to. Cause I'll help you if I can. But you can't be scared in the shit out there. Do it nice. Do something nice. Yeah. Let me hit the ladder. Yeah. Fuck it. Right. No, man. You're gonna do like, happy note. Do you have one? Um, I don't believe in ghosts and all that stuff. Um, I never did. And then, uh, one time I was going to my mom's house. And she lives on the third floor. So you go up these stairs and I'll start as like a fire scape type stairs. So you go upstairs, one floor, and then you make a sharp right to go up the next fight of stairs that go straight to your house.

1:12:38So when I made the right and I went to put my foot down, I don't believe in ghosts. And I swear to God to this day, I saw a little boy on the step that was about to step on like, he was crunching like this laying down like this as I was putting my foot there. And I remember me going, oh shit. Like shaking. And my, I put my leg over the step. I stepped up and I kept the movie and went straight up, but didn't look back down. I went inside the door, I closed the door and sat in the living room. What if it wasn't real little boy? No, whatever. There's no little boy on the step like out of nowhere. A little fire scape boy. Nah, man. Just get the shit out of me. I sat there. I know what I saw. And I spilled a little. How little? How little? He looked like he was like fucking four years old. Oh, four kids. Four kids. Four kids. His parents are probably fighting each other. He is trying to escape. Nah, this is a three family house. This is the project. This is it. No, this, no, no, I know what I saw, I know what I saw it, I still don't believe it. I just don't, I just remember shaking when I said, oh shit over and I didn't turn

1:13:41back on to look. Nope. You almost pulled your quad. Nope. I was thinking like, if I turn back to look, he's going to go like, ah, like grab my face and then I'm going to die. I didn't want to look. I just kept it going. I agree with you. That's the same thing. That's the only way I turn it around. Well, you know, French Montana is Moroccan. Yes. French Montana is from Casablanca. So I hit him. I said, bro, is there anything with like ghosts or, or gins in, in your home city? He's like, no. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you better go check out this hotel. They was out there, bro. Anything with ceiling fans? Nothing. Yeah. No ceiling fans. No, that's all I got. I've got nothing with that. And what time of day was this? Fucking. I don't know, like 2 p.m. or something. Okay. It was in the daytime. It was like daytime. And that's the, my sister says that my mom's door is like this old school door and has like an old school bell that don't work anymore. My sister said, when I told her, she's like, yo, sometimes I'll be hearing that fucking doorbell, like somebody's turning it and you hear the doorbell going, click, click, click, click, click, click.

1:14:42And then when we try to turn it, it doesn't make the sound. She says she heard that. I've never heard it. Shit. I've never heard it before. Citru, are you like figs where you probably, where you probably believe in it, but you just don't want it to be real. Maybe I think I'm the, I think I'm that guy. I think I'm that guy. I feel like if it's real, that's a good thing. That means there's like more than just this. All right, but don't scare me like, like it was good, like, you think that's a good life and have a drink or like, you think being a foyer or me, you think being a foyer or the huddle up on the stairs in a good life is like, oh, no, fetal position, it wasn't cool. Hell no. Not. It's not good. Keep it moving. Don't even look back. Keep it moving. Do you say, so you're Dominican, do you have anybody in your family that like, maybe they, they feel shit or like they could, like my girl has aunts in her family that are like, you know, I fucking had a dream or someone passed away. They start sweating. I feel like they all like that. They just, they just, they just, they all like that. They all just crazy.

1:15:43You think it's all that clear head to see? Yeah. You know that white head to see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be here in a minute. I'll be here in a minute. I'll be here. I'll be here. I'm just being normal. I'll shut off. I don't believe that. There's a song that they play where it's like tribal African and they play in parant start while. No, no, no, no, no. Trepados. Probably. Yeah. I'm going in on that. I think I'm going in now. Yeah. Yeah. So what is that? Like spiritual, some spiritual, my mind is spiritual like that. I don't even know why she go crazy or she'll answer. Yeah. It's like a ritual. I think if it's a song I'm thinking about that you're talking about, it's like a spiritual goal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. Well, I mean, I got freaked out when I first saw my girls, I go, come over to the park, come over to the house and I was like, oh, beautiful. All her answer. Beautiful. They all got fucked. They all caked up. Of course. And I'm like, wow, this is wonderful.

1:16:43And then I started drinking, feeling good. And they started playing that music and they started putting cloths on like one of the wellers. And I was like, I got to get. I see that. I was like, I'm out. I was like, oh, shit. I got to go. I was like, shit. I got to get down. I got it. See it. They all kicked up by my state. No, I was having a good time. We were fucking. Everything was wonderful. The Dominican lasagna was great. And then I got scared. And I was like, oh, okay, baby, let's get out of here. It's time to go. I'm ready for this shit. I don't know. So, but okay. So you've heard of that stuff. Pages kind of bullshit. Because my girl will be like, no, it's real. She'll be like, my God. I felt it. Who knows what's real? That's not real. Yeah. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. You never know. All right. We're going to do a quick run of plugs and we'll get out of here. We kept you guys a little bit longer than we intended. We'll start with you figs and work around the table. What do you got to plug? You guys already bring an extra person. That's probably why it took a lot of time. Sorry. No, you're fucking amazing. You guys got to come. I think I have more stories. Yeah. I think I have more stories. Yeah. We got to fucking more. At Comic Mike Figs everywhere. Check out the Patreon Figs TV. I'm Patreon. I'm in levity live with Vinnie April 3rd and 4th. Fucking Palisades Mall. It's crazy.

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