
About this episode
The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🐭]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market
(3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident
(7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution
(9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy
(12:41) Scrolling: AI gives Mona Lisa a voice
(16:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(19:08) Homie Helpline: Jersey funeral brawl with "rat" cousin
(46:01) Six Flags Tix!
(49:56) Don't You Know I'm Local: World Cup update
(53:58) Chisme: Lamar Odom documentary
(1:02:57) Money Moves: Costco Easter: The $140 10-pound chocolate bunny
(1:06:14) Studious Foo: April Fool's Gregorian calendar origin
(1:10:10) Play Ball: 49ers hired Bill Nye for injuries
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