
3 Things You Need To Know: Nats Home Opener
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The Wizards have apologized for their April Fools Prank.
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Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, host of the On Purpose Podcast. My latest episode is with Noah Kahn, the singer-songwriter behind the multi-platinum global here, Stick Season, and one of the biggest voices in music today. Talking about the mental illness stuff, it used to be the thing that I was ashamed of. Getting to talk about this is not common for me. Right now, I need it more than ever. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHAR radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lori Siegel, and this is Mostly Human, a tech podcast through a human lens. This week, an interview with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. I think society is going to decide that creators of AI products bear a tremendous amount of responsibility to the products we put out in the world. An in-depth conversation with the man who's shaping our future. My highest order bit is to not destroy the world of AI. Listen to Mostly Human on the iHAR radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
On The Sino Show Podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trale talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcohol, and without this true, I'm a die. Listen to The Sino Show on the iHAR radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. From the city that changes the world. Here's Rose, with three things you need to know. For your Friday Rose, Jeffress. So today is the Washington National's home opener against the two-time defending world champion, the LA Dodgers. The first pitch is going to happen at 105. That's what it's scheduled for. You can expect red carpet player introduction, a flyover joint arm forces color guard. It's going to be a live band. Live band playing on the Budweiser Terrace, face painters, ballooned twisters, and caricatures
in the family picnic area, which sounds super fun. There's going to be photo ops. All nationals, operated, parking garages, and lots will open at 9.45 AM, and all gates to get into the ballpark will open at 11 AM. And don't forget if you're driving, that there will be several road closures in the area. And also sauce, broadcasting, you can go Salis and Navy Yards, make sure you check that out. The Wizards, they have apologized for their April Fools praying, which is just so bizarre. So if you missed it, we talked about yesterday, but the prank involved a man who was told he'd win $10,000 and he could make a half-court shop blindfolded. The dude missed, but the announcer may seem like he'd won before he even removed the blindfold. And John, you said it like on the screen, it said to cheer or something as if he had made it. On the scoreboard, it said, we're going to prank Dave, if I was name was, so cheer like he made it. And remember, when it happened in real time, like, oh, no. Oh, man, he ran the milk court and then, yeah. So they gave him the check.
He saw the video and then realized he actually didn't win. The Wizards issued a statement saying that it was scripted. All participants were in on the joke, and basically it was just to celebrate the day, but they did acknowledge that they missed the mark on that one. Yeah, I mean, I even said yesterday on the show that I hoped it was fake, because a lot of times, they'll do fake proposals at these games, and yeah, he hope it's not real. But I said this on Fox yesterday, if the prize had been like a year's worth of hot dogs. Would have been fine, but $10,000 is life-changing money. Yeah, that's, though. It made a lot of people very upset. And Metro officials are pleasantly surprised by the response to their April Fool's Day post that they made on social media. So the post displayed the Metro Bed Collection. It was a group of three beds designed to look like Metro vehicles, which I think it's kind of cool. They have car beds, why not Metro beds? Yeah, absolutely. So the post had linked to the Metro's online store. It said that orders would be shipped on February 1st, obviously, and not going to happen. But the post generated such a strong positive response that the Metro General Manager said
that the bed could become a reality if a furniture store was interested in selling that money. So now we just need to find a furniture store that makes them. I'm Rose, those are the three things you need to know for your day. Hey, Rose, you're welcome. There was a list of like the good company April Fool's that came out. We basically sit all week. Like some company is going to ruin all the credibility by doing something. Yeah, absolutely. There's just roll, which is like a pastry company or a pastry's nubbing. Oh, hi. They for the April Fool's, they were doing just roll deep puff sheet mask, which was a mask of pastry on your face for a moisturizer. That's funny. Because you can reduce puffiness and also increase your pastry curtains. I love that. That's funny. That's good. You say not real. The Terry's phone case, the Terry chocolates, they do the chocolate orange. Oh, okay. They had a emergency segment phone case that you break the phone case and they're at a piece of their chocolate inside. Again, obvious, not really hurtful. There we go. Mash gang office keg, they're an alcoholic beer brand. They released a keg designed to turn office water cool
into a keg for frothy brews. That's kind of cool. That's fun. So they say it's their keg would replace your water gel with a rotating selection of a war when he's not called beers. He spends ice cold on demand. Again, that's funny. Yeah, it's obviously not true. Top ramen, which by the way, I still have your 80 pack from the Christmas party sauce in the house. They posted, they're doing top ramen butter finger, which was butter finger mixed top ramen. Sounds gross. Again, does hurt anybody. It's kind of a funny thing. Butter finger was obviously in on it. Yeah, kebler elves had the toothpaste. I think that's fun for kids, if it was real. Yes, but again, though, it's just like, okay, it's obviously not real. Yep. And then the umbrella. So uggs was releasing umbrellas for your uggs. Wait, so they go on your uggs or is it just an umbrella? That was the idea goes on the on the actual pair of uggs. It's funny if it was like made of ug material. Yeah, because like that, those are the examples of like, yeah, funny ones. You know, it's like fakes. You're like, yeah, the umbrella is going to get messed up too. But you know, somewhere there was a small radio station where we should pretend the stations on fire.
We'll play a fire sound effects. We'll all scream around the studio and just leave the fire on. And I'm like, nobody can joke anymore. I just saw so many fake engagement posts that I was like, I don't care. Like, I'm like, this is weird. I think that's just so weird. Yeah, that's, that's not us. Yeah. Next year, I think we have Eric sing the heads. Yeah, I think love it. What do you mean? Well, pretend we lost our music license. Eric sings in the song. Oh, that's a vital idea. So wait for April 1st, 2027. Be ready, baby. Be ready. Justin Bieber. No, Mr. Eric V. It's intern Johnny Marshall. Intern John in your Mordatio. Good job. And I heard radio. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, host of the on purpose podcast. My latest episode is with Noah Kahn, the singer-songwriter behind the multi-platinum global hit, Stick Season, and one of the biggest voices in music today. Talking about the mental illness stuff, it used to be the thing that I was ashamed of. Getting to talk about this is not common for me. Right now, I need it more than ever. Listen to on purpose with Jay Shetty on the IHA radio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Lori Siegel, and this is mostly human. A tech podcast through a human lens. This week, an interview with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. I think society is going to decide that creators of AI products bear a tremendous amount of responsibility to the products we put out in the world. An in-depth conversation with the man who's shaping our future. My highest order bit is to not destroy the world of AI. Listen to mostly human on the IHA radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. On the Sino Show Podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcohol, and without this proof, I'm a die. Listen to Sino Show on the IHA radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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