3/9/26 NACHOO'S REVENGE - ALL THE SMOKE

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2:04He thought it was a good idea. What? What? Start a Marley scene. No, I know, but listen. I know parents are listening and they're like going to freak out and just relax for a second and you get to hear the whole story. Okay. Our son only took one puff. Okay, then let's find that. Yeah. Right. Oh, I know. It's still not fine. But my husband had a really tough upbringing and he is the sweetest person ever. He learned everything like the hard way and he just felt the best way to raise our son and to teach him in the real world scenarios. So, he had some friends and we had family over and for gathering and from what I was told our son learned about. His dad's terrible habits, which is smoking. Now, Max was trying to teach our son a lesson. I know that. But he told our son and he was quitting smoking. He hates it, but he had to work on it. And my son said, well, can I try? And Max let him get my own cigarette and let it up for him.

3:04So. Jesus. Understanding dad. You know, I sent him one little puff and cough and choked and hated it so much. He actually like had tears in his eyes. He was like, I never want to be around that again. Okay. And then yeah, well, believe it or not, and actually convinced my husband Max to legit stop cold turkey. Oh, really? Oh, no. Wow. Okay. I know it's so good comes from dad sometimes, but I'm still mad at him for doing that. Yeah. My family usually does this with like the sip of alcohol when your kid was curious. You could tell which kids like, yeah, this little one, he's going to be another alcoholic. I mean, let me try to knock this out right there. And you want to see when they taste it. Some kids get a little scared when they're like, hmm, that tastes good. Or they get that. Oh, that's nasty. And you want that. That's nasty. Yeah. That's just bad stuff. You shouldn't have this ever. I get it. I never heard about the cigarette thing though. He should try black and miles, though. Oh, okay. Let me know about your childhood. So what the good thing is your husband, Chris Siger, is how many years was he a smoker?

4:05I would say that it's been at least 12 years. Oh, wow. Good for him, Quitting. That's a nasty habit. It's awesome. Okay. So obviously he didn't get your permission to do this little parent lesson. So obviously you want to get back at your husband this morning? Yeah. I would really like to. I would like to maybe say that the police, someone from the police department saw my kid smoking in the front yard with his father. So yeah. Like a neighbor made a video on it and sent it in and they want to charge him with some sort of child endangerment. Wow. Okay. That neighborhood watch. Man. It's a little dangerous. Okay. Let's scare the hell out of your husband this morning. Now he's going to start smoking after he's gone. Well, maybe he's going to get a very nosy neighbor who's an old lady that lives across the street. So I'll probably believe it. So it's believable. Okay. Well, I'm sure while I prank your husband, he's going to be running around the house looking for that pack of six.

5:05When they were taking her child away. Say here we go. Hello. Hi. Good morning. This is Nassar Shavis officer. Nassar Shavis that is with two O's with the Mesa police department. How are you this morning, sir? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing better than that. I actually just got done cleaning up more of the streets making it easier and safer for the community to La Mesa. That's what I do. I hear that. I mean, you guys do a great job. Okay. What about the women? Do they not do a great job? What do you mean? You would say that I am a man. You said I'm going to do it. What about what the women and the force? It's something wrong. What is going on? Yeah. Something is definitely your attitude. If I could add that charge to the list here of charges, I would. As a matter of fact, I am. Hold on. Just obedient to public. Okay. I just, I really don't appreciate the way that you're talking to me right now. I don't care. I don't care. Something is wrong. I'm done here. Your parenting is wrong. Okay.

6:05That's strike two. And I haven't even got to why I'm calling at this point. But that's strike two. Okay. My parenting is wrong. Yes. What are you talking about? What's your name again? Officer Chavez. Two Z's, two O's. Okay. It's not some kind of nickname or something. Like what kind of **** is that? It's my grandfather's name. Are you joking right now? I don't need to explain myself to you. I'm the one doing the interrogation. Shut up and listen. Okay. I'm really doing my best not to flip the **** out. This is your best. Like please just hurry and tell me up why you're calling me. Okay. Let's just get to it. I'm calling because the neighbor of yours said you were selling drugs and even using your own product in the front yard, which is crazy. You shouldn't get high on your own supply and your own property. This is ridiculous, sir. You're stupid drug dealer. Wait a second. Somebody said that I was using drugs. Who said that? Sir, I'm not a snitch. I can't reveal my resources. But I need you to snitch on yourself and tell me if you've been smoking with children. No, I haven't been smoking with children. What the **** are you talking about? That's a lie. In the video, it looks like a minor is smoking a cigarette.

7:06Yeah, that's my son and that's on my property. Did you or did you not let the kid smoke with you? That is the question. Okay, fine. Yeah, I did. Okay. I was just trying to teach him a lesson. With that what? That being in the mafia is cool. I mean, it what kind it is. But anyway, so enough about the mafia. Okay. So you're smoking out your kid. I've had enough. And unless you're going to do something, I'm done. Okay. You get either drum roll, please. A misdemeanor or a felony, which one will your wife get hot and bothered by? Which one do you want? The misdemeanor or the felony for your how life? Okay, bring up my wife one more time and see what happens. What you're going to cuff me? See what happens. Is that what your wife likes? Is this a family operation? Do you have time to come down to the station so you can answer all of these? I really want to know if this is like a whole family thing. No, I know. I don't have time to come to the police station. I got some time to come down here. Well, you don't have to come to the station. You can come to the radio station because that's where I'm at right now.

8:06This is literally a live prank call on the radio. You're live with the morning mess. Your wife Destiny put us up to this prank call. This wasn't real, sir. Are you f***ing joking right now? Of course it is. Destiny. Destiny. Hi, honey. Oh, there she is. I'm just trying to make sure. I want to make sure you never do anything stupid like this again. You dumb s***. Oh my God. God, you literally just stressed me out so much. I'm like, what the f***ing going on? Oh my God, I need to figure it out. There he is. There he is. He's back to smoking. Someone get this guy out of the new port. Have you or a family member been diagnosed with early stage non-small cell lung cancer that can be removed by surgery? Consider talking to an oncologist about your treatment options. Why? Because knowing your options before you have surgery can help your care team develop a treatment plan that's right for you. Learn about a potential treatment plan before and after surgery at askbeforesurgery.com.

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