3/26/26 Pikachu Evolved Into... a Threesome? 👀 | Brown Bag Mornings
About this episode
The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks.
[Edited by @iamdyre 👁️]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots
(4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal
(7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday
(11:12) Scrolling: Concrete's 'Chairman' movie trailer debut
(13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(15:13) Elysian Park W/ Greg!
(17:07) Homie Helpline: Tammy's friendship-to-threesome dilemma
(43:24) Elysian Park update
(53:40) Ye Tix!
(55:12) Chisme: Shaq's freaky Sabrina Carpenter DM's
(59:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: Greg @ Elysian Park
(1:02:30) Money Moves: app addiction
(1:06:31) Studious Foo: texting "okie" to calm anxiety
(1:09:41) Play Ball: Luka breaks Kobe's Laker records
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