3/2/26 NACHOO'S REVENGE - WASTED SURPRISE

0:00It is not hard to destroy a college. Last season, the podcast Campus Files brought you stories of fraternity drug rings, stolen body parts, campus colts and more. And now Campus Files is back for another season. There's a guy screaming into his phone. He's like, I just saw Charlie Kirk assassinated right in front of me. Every week is a new episode and a new story. It was so chaotic. It's almost like a university on a siege. Listen to and follow Campus Files, available now wherever you get your podcasts. Let's go! Okay, let's get to it, my favorite prank calls. We call it nachos revenge. It's my alter ego. I love doing this with my pals, JD and Sienna to guide Joey boy. Hey guys, I say good morning to Richie. Good morning Richie Richie. He's never heard that one before. Good morning. Good morning Richie. So we here, you're up ready with us. Trying to get revenge on your girlfriend's best friend Claudia.

1:00What's going on? My girl just celebrated her 30th birthday. Hey. Nice. She didn't just survive, I survived. And I can't tell you guys just how stressful this whole thing was. Like, I have this whole surprise party going on. I got her parents to come in from Canada. I know what you're thinking. Canadian girlfriend. No, she's real. All right, we got married. I could prove it. Okay. I didn't think anything. But... He hears a thing. It took me like two months to plan this whole thing. And anybody who knows me will agree with this. I hate him bad at planning stuff. If there's going to be anybody that's going to slip up and screw up and give it all away, it would be me. You're the blabber mouth. Anyway, the only person that couldn't make it down was my girlfriend's best friend Claudia. And so we're going to fast forward a little bit. So we're on our way to what my girlfriend thought was just like a dinner. Now what she didn't know is that I had rented out a whole room at the restaurant, right? Okay. Claudia.

2:00She texted my girlfriend. Hope you enjoyed your surprise. Oh no. I don't think there's a lot of thought into it. What the hell? So she lives in Canada, right? It's her life. Or Canadian. When the clock switched, we're only two hours behind. Like she couldn't check like a normal human being. Like, I'm like, I'm like crying down the spot. So it was the whole time zone situation. She thought that she must know by now, but the time zone. Oh, got you. Got you. Yeah, she thought it was done. And I'm like, no, I'm like, I'm like in tears, man. I'm like, oh, God. The one time I keep it all together and everything is coming to fruition. And I've been waiting for the other foot to drop. And it doesn't come for me. And I'm like, oh, my God. So does your lady let you know that her best friend spoiled the surprise? Or did she told you after the fact? No, she let me know because then I had to kind of, she figures it out. And then there's something going on. And it sucks because then it's like, she goes in and she has a lot of pain. Surprise. Like, oh, my God. I don't know if it's going to be a thing. Oh, I mean, like, you only silver lining from any of this is the fact that Claudia

3:04didn't know that my girls parents were coming down. So I at least got that little bit. Okay. Okay. Everything else was just shot. I mean, like two months were the planning where I didn't screw it up. Here's what I will say. You have a horrible girlfriend because if she did find out that it was a surprise, she should have just faked it. She shouldn't have told you nothing. Yeah. You know, just act surprised. Because at that point, you know it's your 30th and you know your man probably putting a lot of work. She shouldn't have told you anything. She should have signed here your joy. It's heat of the moment, though, brother. I mean, we're really honest with each other. Like, we, we have a foundational relationship that's built on trust and openness. It's still stuck for me. Yeah. Movie bad. Lying is healthy. White lines are healthy. All right. So we're pranking her best friend at this point. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So what do you have in mind? Okay. So Claudia is actually on the verge of getting engaged. So I'm thinking this. I'm thinking maybe not show to be like from, like a resort, right? Uh-huh. I think that she's got like this whole engagement, sweet book thing. And it's like ready for her proposal.

4:05And it's like a huge big thing. Yeah. She's asked her this really cool stuff and get her hopes up. And then just emotionally caught her. So basically ruined her surprise proposal. Oh my God. Yes. Oh yeah. I like this. Obviously. I like this a lot. That's ruined her engagement. Here we go. Hello. Hello. Good morning. This is Nostra Sabez. That's Nostra. What's your else from Napa? You resort. How are you this morning, ma'am? I'm doing great. How are you? Honestly, I'm just waiting for this wine to hit. To be honest with you. It's been a very long week. So, sipsa paray. I'm so pretty. Like the morning over there. Okay, judgment so much. Okay, don't act like you don't do a weenies and wine over there in Canada. You guys were geese. I could go on. Weenies and wine? Yeah. I've never heard of anything like that. I mean, it's interesting, we'll have to try it when we're there. Well, I wanted to talk to you about that actually. We're very excited to have you here. Same. My boyfriend and I are super excited.

5:06Awesome. for a while. First of all, I love the word super when you use that as an adjective. Super excited. Okay. You've been talking about the proposal for a while, correct? Cause that's weird. Cause normally I thought that stuff was keep on the low, low, like as a secret must be a Canadian thing. But congratulations on your upcoming nuptials. I'm so happy for the weaning and wine. What are you talking about? The proposal, you guys booked the engagement suite. We plan the rose petals, the rose in the bath at the end of the night, you know, everything that comes with the engagement. No, I actually don't know about that. Oh, well, well, listen, I'm glad I told you cause imagine the heart attack you would have had. It's our most romantic package deals. So hopefully you have the most romantic package here. Just, I mean, I don't know what you asked surprise or something, when he actually, yes, also, he already proposed because technically he's still your boyfriend before you say yes to his proposal. Then he's your in fiance. So that doesn't count. Wait, did he already

6:07propose and you turned them down? No, no, you idiot. Why do you think you would propose twice? Because you called him your fiance, which if I was him, I would back out because you seem crazy to be honest with you, because you can't be a fiance unless you're. You know, I'm about to get back crazy. You know, we just ruined it for us. Ma'am, you know what? Huh? Cancel our stay. I want to refund. No, I can't do that. We already bought the flowers and the ring is here. Do you feel good about yourself? Like do you? Honestly, I have to call my fiance right now. Ma'am, absolutely the worst day of my life. Ma'am, but again, he's your boyfriend. He hasn't proposed yet. Now that you cancel the trip, I'm actually ending this. Okay, I'm just going to end this. This is ridiculous. No, no, no, you're ending it. I'm going to you and your resort. Oh, okay. Well, look at little Canadian Karen. That's Q day. How can you ruin this for me? Like, it's like you don't even give a ****. Yeah, I know. I don't. I really don't. Now, let me get back to my wine and I'm a worse person ever. Why would you do this? Okay, because let me tell you something before you start crying, cry, baby, you ruined Richie's surprise party.

7:08Do you remember Richie's surprise party for his girlfriend, AKA your bestie? Do you remember that? How you ruined that? How you text her and like, Hey, surprise. Remember when you ruined it? Are you kidding me? No, I had to ruin your morning because this is just all a prank call. Your life on the radio with a show called the morning mess in the US, the best in the US. This is off fake. I'm going to throw up. No, don't throw up. Listen, Richie set this up. He's on the line with us. Don't be upset at us. I felt awful. Okay. I'm so sorry. I would never ruin this bridge. You have to believe me. Come on, dude. Wow. Wow. One job. Do you have a dark curiosity? Heart starts pounding. Horror's hauntings and mysteries is a weekly podcast hosted by me, Caitlin Moore. Each week, I'll take you on a dark journey through terrifying, true urban legends, bizarre true crime cases, chilling tales of backwards horror and

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