3/19/26 STAYCATION SETUP - THE LINGERIE LINE

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3:02and he suggested that I put on some like purple lace lingerie sets that he bought for me. Uh-huh. Yeah, the fact that it was so specific was weird and also he has literally never, ever bought me any lingerie. As long as we've been together, he has never bought me anything. I was like, what are you talking about? And he bought it for a bed and he was like trying to convince me that he had and I was like, no, you haven't. I showed him my underwear drawer. There's nothing in there. I don't have anything purple even. And then like in that moment, I could tell it like hit him and he froze. He just like, didn't say anything just froze and then he was like, oh yeah, yeah, you're right. I haven't given it to you yet. It's gonna be a surprise. We call that a fumble. Yeah, let me try. Fumble. Right, so like that's suspicious as hell. And so I'm like, okay. Well since you've already ruined this a prize, you know, just go get it. I'll wear it now, right? And he's like, no, no, no, I'd have to look for it. I can't remember where I put it, blah, blah, blah. And now it's been like a week

4:03and I'm still waiting for this supposed purple lingerie set. No, you're not. You're not waiting for that. First of all, purple. If you bought your girl a lingerie set, would it be purple? Yeah, I'm not opposed to the color purple. I think a deep purple. Yeah, you don't like that? No. I mean, that's not really the point, y'all. But yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. My bad. Purple would be fine. But like I've discussed the owing, right? Like, you know, he totally bought this for somebody else. Yeah, he totally did. Well, we'll do the staycation setup. We're going to 6CN on him. See how you're going to call him up. Yeah, call him up. I'm going to offer him a free Romantic stay. And then I'll ask who he wants to put down on the reservation. And we'll see if he says your name, okay? Okay, thanks. Hello? Hi, May speak to Jay. Isn't Jay? Hey, Jay, my name is Salinas. And I'm calling with the Aurora Hotel. And I have some awesome news for you. You're the winner of our free Romantic giveaway for two. No, that's fine. Bye. Well, before you hang up, I do want to let you know that this includes putting you and a guest

5:04in our brand new pen house suite with the honeymoon package. So do you think you'd be interested then? I can't afford a honeymoon suite. Thanks, goodbye. No, I completely understand. That's what people tell us all the time. But the great thing about this promotion and giveaway is that it's completely free. So we wouldn't charge you a dime. All we ask in return for this day is a Google or Yelp review. You're giving me a free suite for a Yelp review? Yeah, because we're new to the Scottsdale area. So we thought the best way to get our name out there is pick people from Google and Yelp reviews and have them stay with us for a weekend. We can treat you and the guests. And you just tell people on Google and Yelp what your experience was like. I mean, I can definitely do that. Yeah, fine. Perfect. Well, congratulations. I'm really excited to set this up for you. And Jay, something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel is address a sweet or saucy note to the guests you're bringing with you. So I can give you a second to think on what you want the note to say. And then all right, it down whenever you're ready. No, definitely not sweet. Oh, OK. You can write. I have some new toys we can play around with.

6:06OK, you're definitely ready for that saucy note. Well, I have that written down for you. So just one more question. Who'd like to bring on this free romantic stay? Ashley. Well, now I know who the linger is for you. Are you kidding me? Who is Ashley? Hey, Jay. Heads up. Your girl, Brandy's been listening to this whole conversation your live on the radio. Legally, we got to let you know that. Our show's called the Morning Mass. Brandy, go ahead and take it away. I'm sure you have a few questions. Who is Ashley? And obviously, she's important enough for you to buy lingerie. You never end up on the lingerie. Hello, are you serious? Are you going to answer me? Are you there? Are you just going to try and keep silence? Because you can't think of any more f***ing lies. She's a friend. I don't even know why I picked her to put her name down for us. You could f***ing f***ing like Frank. I wasn't speaking. Are you seriously trying to get me to believe that right now? Then I said, well, f*** you obviously know this girl. You bought toys and lingerie. You were set to piece and s***.

7:06Yeah, what did that note say? The note said, I have some new toys we can play around with. Some new ones. I don't know what I can say to make you believe me because this looks bad. It looks really f***ing bad. There's nothing you can say. This is very much clear. You've literally made a reservation for something else. But, babe, please. Do not f***ing call me babe. Are you kidding me right now? You do not get to call me babe. You already have some other f***ing call babe. So f***ing you. OK, well, she hung up. She cooked you like a skewer, brother. Yeah, JD? Yeah. She showed him. Yeah. Oh, god. Having some urge a troid. You guys don't say that. No. What are you guys doing to me here? Well, listen, man, we have this part of the show where people obviously think their person's cheating on them. And you obviously were. So I just don't know at this point. Didn't seem like this is a new to you. You've been seeing this girl on the side. Why don't you just break up with Brandy in the first place

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