3/12/26 NACHOO'S REVENGE - RAZOR REVENGE

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3:07I'm lost, dude. Yeah, right from the get-go, my sister. I need to get revenge on Georgia because it's ready. Steve, my razor to shave her hoo-haw. Really? What is, um, what is that? A shaver? Well, f***. Yeah, wow. Wait, do you guys live together or was she staying with you? How did she get to your razor? Um, yeah, we share everything. Yeah, yeah, we live together. You live together and what, she just goes to your bathroom and just takes your razor. And how do you find out that she used it on her, her cha-cha? Cha-cha. Okay, so I'm OCD and a germaphob and like all the things. And this is so cringe, I can't. I just, ugh. We share clothes, which like it took me a little while to get used to that. But that's fine. And we are definitely like super comfortable with each other, but not that comfortable.

4:07Right. Right. And then it kind of makes me wonder like how long she's been doing that. Like maybe been doing other things if I didn't even catch her in the act. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like super organized. Like she has her stuff. I have my stuff. So that f*** was in the shower. I just get ready in a bathroom. So she's like taking too long to get ready as often we do as women I know. And I just like barged in. And for some reason, I noticed that my razor wasn't in its normal spot. Mm-hmm. Not going to lie. I ripped open the shower curtain and saw her shaving her. Oh, yeah. So do you just snatch the razor out of her hand? What are you doing? No. Just so you can have it. No, I like freaked out. I freaked out. I was like, oh my god. How long have you been using this? And she said it's two weeks. She's been using my razor to save everything for two weeks. There's a times to rule in everything. Someone says you got to multiply that times too.

5:07So that's about four weeks. About a month. She's been, you know, yeah, mowing down the cha-cha. Mowing down. Why do you have to ski? That is seeing as I gross. Pretty gross. Yeah, you definitely should have your own razor for that. Yeah. All right. My legs, I get it. I wouldn't be so mad if it was legs, but that. Yeah. Right. That's just, yeah. Okay. And that's all I got to say about that. Yeah. Exactly. I'm before his gum that moment. Okay. So what are we thinking? How do we get your sister back? And I'll prank her this morning. Okay. So I was thinking that Nacho could be like from the razor company saying there's a recall. I love it already. Like, to be honest, I don't even know what I would want. What the recall could be. So I was kind of hoping that you guys could come up with that part. Okay. Wait. Hold on a sec. All right. Figure it out. All right. No, I don't want to control myself from gagging. I love the whole premise that I'm from the razor company. So I'll go with that.

6:07And then I'll just improv the rest. But we'll have some fun on your sister's expense. Okay. Thank you. And just for the record, I love you guys. Okay. We love you right back. I love you. Yeah. Maybe you could have given us a premise and a job easier. All right. I know where I'm going to go with this guys. So are we ready to rock? Let's do it. Let's do it. Hello. Hey. Good morning. This is Nacho Chavez. It's Nacho with two O's with Hydro Silk. How are you this morning, ma'am? I'm not interested, but thank you. I suggest you be interested. I'm not calling for fun. What I do is serious. So please just have a little respect for me in my time. Okay. Give me 60 seconds. No. Can you just hang up and take me off your list, please? I can't take you off my list until I told you the information. 17 seconds of respect. That's all I asked. Okay. How is that supposed to know why you're calling me? Well, once you shut up and then I'll tell you. Now that I have to start this whole conversation all over again on the wrong foot, your sister gave me your information. Please let me continue. Now I literally see why your sister was the favorite. I really understand why ma'am liked her better.

7:09Have they called you? Yes. So what is there? Well, there's been a recall on razors. Specifically the one that you've been using. I wanted to make sure first that Heather sent those back. Well, I'm not sure she did. So what's the recall about? I'll let you know for $20. Was that supposed to be a joke? No, seriously. I need $20 and the information that I have is pretty juicy. So did you want me to text you my Venmo link? My boss is listening. I'm not thinking you $20. Come on. You're starting to freak me out. What? What is going on here? What's happening? Well, ma'am, listen. So the razors that you and your sister have been using has red dye in it. So you think it's a burn, but customers' hairs have literally been growing back red. So it's not the burning sensation. It's like a UT dye. It's like, yes. Do it is. And everything that's fine with me. But what did Heather say? Oh, there's no difference between your sister and Ed Sheeran at this point. I mean, she's gone full ginger at this point in Netherlands region. So you're naturally red down there as well, like Sissy or...

8:12Sir, you know what? This is beyond inappropriate to ask that question. I'm just doing my job. You're just spusting. Ma'am, ma'am, are you red down there for business purposes? I was like, have you been tested? Did you pass your razor bumps to your sister? She needs to know this. She needs to know this. We need to know this. I've never heard of a week call on razor than my life. Is that because you don't use them? She did say you're pretty hairy. Did you need someone to come over and do your back, my cousin, Julio, for $15.99? You're freaking joking right now, right? No. You appreciate it. Well, if you want me to be joking, listen, ma'am. Send the razor's back in with a picture of where you've been using the razor so we can confirm nothing's happened. Okay? Okay. Harasanto, take the picture, Harasanto, and send it back. Okay? You are disgusting and gross and I'm just going to throw the razor away. Okay? So you're doing your job, right? You didn't buy them, ma'am. Plus we'll lose our court case if you don't return them. That sound good? Lindsay, low hand? Harasanto, send the picture. You're making fun of me. No.

9:13We call of your product. Ma'am, ma'am. You're making people hair turn red. Well, that's what you're doing here? Well, personally, I think you're gross for using Heather's razor. That's neither here nor here. Because who knows what you got going on? I'm hearing the word on the street is your hairier than Benny Bilanco. That is just here, say, or hair, say. You know what the word on the street is on my end? But I'm actually going to screw you for this razor. What do you think about that? I think. I think that would hurt my feelings. Actually, I have to let you know something really quick, firecrotch. Actually, this is all a prank call. Your sister put us up to this. We're actually a morning show on Live 101 5. We'll call the morning mess. And that is right there. Heather, giggling in the background. You are dirty. You are dirty. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. I'm dirty. Did you say I'm dirty? You literally use that razor to shave your hoo-ha. So bad. Why is that gross? It was only a few times.

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