#295 Give Us Free Stuff

0:00Welcome back to another episode of Only Fiends. With me, your host, Karen Elizabeth Fiend, this week we're going to do a nice talky to sleep episode. We're slowly going to bore you into oblivion until you just walk in fall asleep. No I'm joking but Mabel just seems so sleepy right now that I want to bother her. It's funny I did recently make one of my adult content videos and Mabel's always getting in there. She's always trying to be in the mix. You don't have to do anything. You're already getting the food and the shelter from the profits. Like you're dependent but you'll always be like, oh I can help, I can help.

1:00Or she'll walk by and they're like fat black ass and maybe they want some of this. But so today she was like, oh my bad and I just gently kind of moved the covers because I know she's like the princess in the pee. You can't disrupt her even a bit like you like that is ready. Anyway, she's sleepy but typically she would like she'll give me like a, and like get off the king size temperedic bed that she sleeps on while I'm at the gym working hard to go bar class today. Anyway, it was my point. So I gently moved the covers and she got up and I just felt guilty. Also this company, this company needs to send me this stuff. Chara? That's kind of tough to say with a boss and ex and I'm like how is somebody with a boss

2:00and ex because you have to hit the R. You're already like, chara. Chara's wicked good. Yeah, the other part of chara's way is not ice cream. Oh yeah, what do they have? Vanilla, chocolate. Wait a minute, but this stuff. I just like don't want it to go to waste. This is 27 grams of protein in the whole pint. It's Greek yogurt, 9 grams per serving. What Tim? Whoa. Yeah. It's sweetened with maple and agave, which are, you know, a non processed sugar. Yep, this is the boring part. The non processed sugars. So this company, I can't wait to get another pint. I went with berries and cream because I also got myself this specific evening. I was in the right on the, the brink of my men'sy cycle. So I went and got a brownie, a chocolate brownie and I made a hot fudge Sunday with the brownie and I melted it and put that shit on top. But that shit was fucking tons of protein. So fuck it.

3:00Also this company should send me stuff because I drink freaking three of these a day. Mosir Singh, Mr. Singh. Hey, Mr. Singh. So that means some of these. I like the regular mango ones. I like the mango ginger ones. If you don't know what a lassie is, listen up. So the next time somebody says, oh, I had a lassie, I had a lassie, you know, you know, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not heard of it. And then just refuse to commit it to memory. This is the type of person I hate. I'm person. The person that asks the same question to me over and over and it's just their own personal refusal to receive any of the information or commit it to memory or import it like it impart it, not impart it, implement it in their own life. I don't know what that was. I just came off my leg but don't tell my dervotologist. I'm kidding. I don't have a dervotologist. Um, what are we?

4:03Give me some of these. I think I'm going to name this episode, give us stuff. Give us this. Give us this. What else? Oh, well, Mabel, I've had a few conversations with her. Well, it's the vet assistant but they're very helpful. I just have some concerns about her joint health. She's done glucocene and CBD and stuff to help with her joints. I'm just starting to get a little. They say she's okay because when I got her, she had her lichia which is this tick-borne illness and sometimes the symptoms can lead to like lameness and stuff like that. Mabel is a little fat. So sometimes that can contribute to the pain too. So she's totally on a diet. Um, but yeah, she's supposed to have a vet appointment today at 1 but we're going to miss it. We're going to have to reschedule it. I'll be in Saratoga right now. Tomorrow, you'll be watching this and I'll be getting ready. Here I come. Saratoga Comedy Festival podcast. Live show is going to be great. Me, Bobby Kelly, Crystal Connor, Ian Finance, other people I forget but it's going to be

5:04great. Not to be so dismissive. Yeah, no, that's okay. Fuck those other people. Pieces of shit. Sometimes, yeah. My mom was so funny. So I went home to see my fam. You know, Labor Day, get it in. Just hop a flights in and tuck it for Labor Day. What a bitch. I just feel like white women need some W's lately. So I met my mom at the white elephant on Nantucket and we had a crazy expensive lunch. We had a lovely waitress. I'm not going to say her name because of the story I'm about to tell you. But I loved her. She was great. We hit it off right away. Um, she might have had a bit of a bro. I don't know. Maybe she was from home. I was like, how are you today? I was like, oh, look at her. She, whatever. I don't want to implicate her. I don't want to give away too many details about her because I don't want it to get back to her boss. What happened at our table? First, she shows up and stuffs falling out of her apron.

6:06I was like, dude, that was me. I was like, well, I was like, it would be like a joint though. Be like a little coke bag. You know, she like dropped like her wallet and she's like, oh, yeah, I'm always losing my thing to do. And I'm like, okay. And then, but I like her. My mom and I almost always get the same thing, right? This time we went a little extra ham. We split a shrimp cocktail. Oh. And then we each had our lobster rolls. We had our lobster rolls with the fries. And my mom's always like mid-by, which is like, I ate my lobster roll first. I never eat the fries. She gets to the fries eventually. Anyway, we get the check. We look at the dessert menu and I'm like, that's a little. I mean, I was expecting an expensive lunch. Happy to pay for it. My mother's worth it. She's great. So I looked at it, you know. And I noticed there were two glasses of $16. Sovenil and Blancs on our check. My mom's a straight Prosecco bitch and she did have a $19 remosa. How fucking stupid is that price? You're not even getting the full glass of Prosecco or champagne or whatever.

7:10Half of it's orange juice. So shouldn't it cost the cost $19 remosa, whatever? Karen, these people are praying on your mom. We love it. And alcoholics who love to drink in the morning. Yep, we love it. Everybody was there. All the fucking so many white people. It was awesome. Rich, happy, tan white people. And but I noticed. I'm like, oh, it's a little bit too. So I said, can I just ask you a question? I was like, we didn't have these. And she's like, oh, wonder how the hell is going on your bill? And I just like all my way, just saying flashbacks came fucking flooding my mind. I'm like, I, this could be one of so many things. Because if it was me, I was like, you see two people put into, like, you don't even think twice about it. I'm like, well, then I'll have one now. I'll have one later. I'll chug one. I'll hide one in like the stock closet. I'll grab a handful of ice for later to like chill it because it's going to be warm by the time I want my second glass one.

8:11This is how I used to behave as I wait for it. I was like in full brown outs, like handling money and stuff. So you were charging people for the wine you were having on the clock? Bottles of sake sometimes. I would put a hundred dollar. Wokey takedaginjo. Wokey takedaginjo. How did you decide? Pronounced it? It took me a while to learn. Wokey takedaginjo. So again. How did you decide who, which mark could afford the hundred without noticing? That's a great point, Tim. And that's why our hard-earned man have called for himself in a pickle. Because you're cut scum, a scammer now, can you? I loved catching her. I was like, bitch, you think I don't know? You think I don't know? Also, sometimes I wouldn't even, how I would pick my mark. My mark would be like, you'd go for the person who comes in drunk, right? Because they're just, as a rapist would say, asking for it.

9:12Well, if he didn't want me to charge it, why was he dressed like that? Why was he dressed like that in drunk? He used to suit and drunk honey. You got a loud mouth. You're talking a lot of game. You're drunk and I can tell you put your blamix down before anybody asks for it. You're getting a charged extra. You're both drinking. We're all drinking now. The staff, you, you're paying. It's easier to steal liquor than it is food. You know? You can't just send up like a tiradito. But that's when I was getting real ballsy towards the end. A tiradito is this Argentinian dish I think it is, where it's like sashimi but in a sauce. So it's like a ceviche, but more fish. So those would come out and they were huge. They were these huge platters of like four of them. And I'd like throw those on the bill and they'd come out of the kitchen. I'd just go yank and bring them into like a closet.

10:13And just eat all this sashimi and then I would come back and these like business might be hammered. I'm like, did you guys enjoy the tiradito? And they're like, yeah, I'm like great. Automatic gratuity. There's six of you. It was just so funny. I was like, wow, she thought she could pull on over on a girl. That's so awesome. I love scams. Oh my god, I love a scammer. And I never do it. And Micah's like the queen of scammer. Oh, that Micah will scam the pants off of snowman. I don't know what that means when she would. She's good. Micah loves a scam. Micah feels quite entitled. Micah, it's funny how certain things, she'll like be like, you don't feel bad about that. You like when I take advantage of like, Ben who like send me money. She's like, you don't kind of sometimes feel bad. And I'm like, no, but like Micah, she feels like she is entitled to her whatever she scammed. She's like, how dare they charge these prices when I can just have it. And I feel entitled to getting that second hand as well.

11:14Oh, yeah. Drip drip. But yeah, I just, I never think like I would be an alcoholic at work and I'd be paying for my own beers because I never think of scamming because I'm such a chud. Right. For me, it's almost like the scam was so integral in it. It was like, oh, I'm not financially responsible for my alcoholism. Like, that would be absurd. That might actually curtail it a bit, wouldn't it? But no, no, no, drinks on you. Yeah, it almost made, it was easier to steal it and drink it than it was to physically steal it. Do you know what I'm saying? Fiscally, go ahead. Somebody will pay for it. Like the bartenders at the gutter used to put their, they pour a little cup for themselves for their entire shift, but they have it in a place where the camera can't see them. March. Or they, and so they just stay in there and they sip it slowly where there's the one spot

12:16at the bar where no cameras are. That's brilliant. I would try to do stuff like that too. My managers was always in there fiddling with the camera. They were like, you're getting hammered somewhere because we show up, you show up it because I would work a day shift. Legally, you can't put one in the restroom, dumbass. You can't put one in the restroom. I did that. Oh my God, I remember what job was that that I used to do that? Oh, it was called out of the kitchen, a terrible name. And I worked with this man named Dee with a ponytail. And once we became friends, I started calling him D-Tard, hitting care. You like to hear me add her all? And we would just have so much fun. But there was hardly any booze there. They were really tight with the inventory. There was really nothing to steal. So I would come in with airplane bottles of like vodka or whatever and we'd just go to the bathroom. That's awesome. I heard that the container store over in off 14th Street, their bathrooms are notorious

13:16for gay hookups. Just a little bathroom fact that I heard. Sorry, I didn't mean to do it while you were drinking your lassie. Okay. A couple things. One, the lassie, like the foam of a drink, that's why. It's hard to swallow. It fills up your mouth, you don't realize, you're home-office folk. Second of all, how did you connect those dots? Where did you come up? So the container store on 14th Street is notorious for gay hookups. A gay friend of mine lives off Union Square. And he was like, if you go on Grindr, I was like, I don't. But he was like, if you do, everyone is looking up at the bathroom at the container store. I believe it. Somewhere to store your stuff, you know? I was in the, oh, I had a great time in Providence, Rhode Island yesterday. I was in some public restrooms. Do we?

14:20The one of the translation isn't very sketchy, but I got it in and out of there. But yeah, I was going to say the container store. And I would find that interesting for gay hookups because there is studies that when you go to stores like that, like TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Hobby Lobby, the container store, you have to poop. So I wonder if gay guys are like, well, no, but I'm empty. Get in there, Todd. You like that one, Mames? Get in there, Todd. I was implying now that guy's asshole is nice and clean because he took a dump because he's at the container store. And now this gay stranger Todd's going to shove it. Oh, Mabel likes it too much. Oh, Mabel, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mabel, that's not what we're into. That is not our niche. Classic. Classic, Mabel. Dog of color ally. Oh, man. So Aaron, shout out to Aaron Putnam, kept Mabel alive for 72 hours while I was away.

15:21Did he finish the last of my coffee without mentioning it? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. You can't do that to people. I'm not with coffee. I left pods up on the top. I should have told you. First of all, the way you're pointing, you know there's no way I can get up that high. I know what Aaron can. Yeah. And he could use the curing. I got curing pods. Right. I've been doing instant just hot water and instant folders. Say what you will. I'm gonna fuck. It's whatever. It's probably poison. Mold poison. But I do that because I initially start with a good instant coffee like a body brain, but Lewis hasn't sent me anything. Even though I'm supposedly the number one ambassador. Lewis, give us some free body brain idiot. Give us this stuff. Give us. Give us this. Give us. Chara. Chara. We need Chara. We need Mr. What is he Mr. Saying? And we need body brain coffee. Alright, so whatever he uses the last, not even like throwing in the text.

16:23Hey, you know, I know you've been traveling all day. Come back, waking up in the morning at the Bacaracca Daga. You do with the dough. You don't have any coffee left. It's just like the thoughtless nature of men. But anyway. I'm just like, I have a lot of thoughts going on right now. But I'm happy that I get maple alive. And I guess maple also really liked J. Shout out to J. J. is a very funny comedian. I met him in Florida. I worked with him inside splitters and he's black. And it's just more evidence that maple likes black people better. Good for you, maves. Ally dog of color. So I went home. I went to Nitsuket, White Elephant. We jump on the ferry. We come back. We're having fun. I get recognized. At the ticket place, like going back to the ferry, by a girl and her mom. This like 13 year old girl. And she's like, are you on tires? I'm like, your mom wants you to tire? Yes. And her mom was really cool. A picture, my mom had been talking to her friend.

17:23And like, she's like, wow, this made my mom look cool. She was very happy. Then shout out to Patrick and his wife who chased me down outside of the black cat, where my mom and I went to get fried clams. That also made my mom very happy. Like, oh, she's so funny. Can we take a picture? Patrick, I guess, had been telling his wife. He must follow me, because he must have seen that I posted. I was going to Nitsuket. And he's like, you got to find her. You got to look for her and his wife, to her credit. Very funny. He goes, she looks like every other white bitch in this fucking place for my every other basic bitch. So shout out to her. She was very funny. Patrick was really nice. She says to my mom, he's like, one of the funniest people on the planet. My mom goes, nothing. My mom goes, I know. I made her. I don't like a pay, Marine. Credit where credit's due. So that was fun. I love getting recognized. Keep recognizing me, especially in front of my family, because they forget how much better I am than them sometimes. And it's like, come on, guys. Also, maybe if you're listening to this,

18:25and you're in Saratoga this weekend, if Karen's with Bobby Kelly don't recognize him at all, and you're in the center. That's a good prank. Ask Bobby to take our picture. Yes. That would be a very, very solid prank. Any comedian Karen is with recognize her before them? Yes. Ian, please, please. Please do it to them. Like make the assumption that Bobby's my dad or something. Is this your dad that works on the ferry that you're always talking about? That would be good. There's infinite pranks you guys could pull. That would be, oh my god, it would burn in up. Burn him right up. Core. Burn him right up to his dirty little asshole. So yeah, great hot fried clams. You can't get fried clams in New York. I'm sorry, you simply cannot. Massachusetts is the fucking best summer state on the planet. Fight me, I don't give a fuck. I would say the beach two days in a row, stunning, pristine. Even on a Labor Day where you think like,

19:27here comes the roof rack, right? Here comes fucking amateur hour. Here comes the douchebags who show up with a boom box at 2 p.m. you fucking stink. You just don't get any of that. You don't get any of that. Now where my parents live, now my residence only beach. Residence only. Stay out. I love white people. I love white people. Guess what everybody was talking about on the beach too. I don't know. You could hear the conversations. I don't know if he did it. I'm not saying he did it. It was just kind of. Oh, they're in with you in the conspiracy world. Some of them, some of them sure, but then you also hear, listen, she's already in prison. She's a fate worse than death. I mean, I'd be like, come here. But with her miss, because this is our first episode since the mistrial, right? Oh, yeah. So with the mistrial, she's just back in jail waiting for another trial. Man's the institution. Oh, OK. Treatment. She was in treatment before leading up to it.

20:27She'll continue to stay in treatment. I've never been to a mental institution. I've been to jail. What? I know. I know. You've been to jail. I've been to jail. Mental institution got to be a little bit better than jail, right? Or is it? Yeah. Yeah. I would assume so. I think I maybe went with my mom to pick my gink up once. Will you see my gink at a get zapped in the old? Nagini. Will you see it that? ECT, they call it, electric shock therapy. Would you actually, there's a lot of science behind it does kind of work? Anadot, anecdotal evidence. In my family, it snapped that motherfucker right out of it. He was catatonic. My grandmother died. And she had been really masking how severe his depression had become. Like, he was like staring out the window, talking to crows and Satan and liar, liar, liar, liar, liar. My parents let my brother go live with him for a summer. Because my brother was like 14. He got our 13. He got like a dish washing job. And my brother calls like a weekend. He's like, he's crazy.

21:29You left me with a crazy guy. He yells at me. He's talking to crows. So finally, they got my brother out of there. It's like my grandmother to get electric shock therapy. I want to say McLean's, which is the hospital they keep talking about, I think. Is that where she's at? McLean's, is it? If I'm wrong, I'm humiliated. Yeah, so I think I went one as family building. I think I went with my mom one day. And listen, you're going to have your variety of cookie birds. You got a walkin' talking. You got a, you know, snoozing out. You got a dope up, drugged up. Somebody doesn't want to take their meds, violent restraints. I feel like they run the gamut. So yeah, I mean, I bet Lindsay has eyes on her at all times. She's probably, you know, still considered a threat, perhaps, to society, perhaps just to herself. I don't know. But she's like paralyzed, right? Yeah. Yeah. Brutal.

22:29But I mean, she must have had some pretty good upper body strength to like, string a little of those kids, and then do a summer salt out of the window. Yeah. Yeah. All I'm saying is I have questions. I have doubts. They say that how hard she hit her head she would have had to have dope. Oh, really, till I break her neck. Yeah. And then, but she would have had a dope, no hands, which does take some conviction. Yeah. And you're really trying to fucking kill yourself, I think. Yeah. I don't know if I could do it. I think I'd put my hands out. I don't know. I feel, yeah. Even if I really wanted to go, I think my body would force my hands out. You do? Yeah. Yeah. Your instincts, yeah. Well, I think it was maybe like Patrick was holding her arms behind her back with when he threw her. I like that. Did they check for like tape residue around her? Or sorry, one second. Or she was already unconscious. She was already losing blood from the knife wounds

23:33and the drugs. Maybe she wasn't that hard to throw out. Here we go. And then why was she all wet? Because he hoseed her off. These are the questions that were at the beach all weekend. I don't know. None of us were there. It's too hard to say. So yeah, beach was great. Had a little labidate cook out. Oh my god, we played trivial. We always play like trivial pursuit. And my niece, first of all, my niece had the most funniest thing to my mother. And this just came out of my niece's faith. You guys remember podcast favorite, Andy Grace? She go, first we were playing a different game. Sorry, we were doing this like weird tarot card. Like yes or no thing. It was stupid. But my mom's question, to like tarot card thing, she was like, will my back ever be straight? You know, more aunt had a lot of surgeries. Without hesitation, my niece goes, yeah, in your coffin. Oh, damn.

24:35I mean, I'm an Andy Grace fan. Oh no, we all are. But Jesus. The fucking darkness. Did she get reprimanded or did everybody laugh? Oh, we've been quoting it since she said it. It's the new joke. It'll probably live on for another few months. She'll probably repeat it at Christmas. It's a solid burn. She should get your mom a little cough. And as I get Christmas present, with like a street spine on the front of it. My dad was working out yesterday. Shout out to Keith. He also might add, I guess how many scooters? I tell you guys about swinging scams. I don't even know if this is a profitable scam or not. But my dad is somehow flipping scooters and e-bikes. And he calls them J1s, which refers to the type of visa, work visa, these people from different countries get. OK. And a lot of them are up according to my father from Kazakhstan. And they're coming here to do like door dash and stuff.

25:41Sure. They're doing a bunch of them. You know, they get seasonal job. They work on the ferry. My dad says, you know, but yes, they come here seasonal work, maybe not even door dash. Like I don't even think they have cars. Well, that's why I thought the e-bikes were like for more than a single day. Oh, maybe. Good idea. But my mother and my mother are just like to get to work. But yeah, maybe. So yeah, he's flipping scooters. He's got a whole scooter scam going. I don't know what I was doing. But he comes up and he's like, ask me how many scooters I have in the shed. And I'm like, what? And I didn't even ask. I don't know. He's like 11. He's like, I got a pink one. It gives a girl one's one. I'm like, what? So yeah, he went to his workout. My mom goes, somehow he came home with another scooter. I'm like, what? So I think Keith is involved too. So my dad has, you know. This is good. You built an ecosystem of scamming around your father. So funny. So yeah, I don't know. Great time at home. I love my family.

26:41They're just so funny. They're just funny people. That's great. And I feel bad. I mean, I know some people recently have lost their moms. And it's really sad. And I feel really bad for them. And I think the best way to honor people like that is to just spend as much time as I can with my mom. But probably let's see, it'll Christmas. How many more? How many more? Do you agree? Some of my mom's dog Pete. You guys know Pete, right? He's in love with me. Took him on some really good walks. Anything else I should talk about as far as the world? I had a, I'll tell you this, I had a Labor Day catastrophe. Oh my God. Well, not really. It was really just actually funny. I was on my buddy, Mike lives in a five-story walk-up and he's got a balcony. And we were all sitting in it. He's not better than me. He's not better than me. No, he's not better than you. But he does come from Russian royalty. But we were up on it. But nobody's not better than you at all. But we were on his balcony.

27:42And I had a bottle opener on my keys. My buddy, Django says, does anyone have a bottle opener? I said, here you go. And I handed my keys to Django. And then he goes, thanks. He goes to throw me my keys back. You missed. No, no. Friend of the show, Bobby Condon. No, Bobby. Wacked my keys. Because he was drunk and high. And he goes, my instinct is to try to grab him. But I couldn't get him and I whacked him up into some backyard. What, did you have, did you get him? No. I have, like, I was with Mike as soon as she had keys to our house. But it was like, what a mic I said. Is she reprimand, Bobby? She goes, I'm more mad than Tim and I don't care. I thought it was the funniest outcome that could have happened. But we have, like, seven or eight sets of keys at our house just because people come and watch toe, you know? So yeah, that's good. So I was like, I don't care. I don't care. But it was a very funny misadventure. That would have ruined me.

28:44You know how much they charged for me to get a new key here and a new Fob? 75 bucks a pop. Yeah, you think that would learn me. And I'd just keep making more money. Did I tell you I got locked out of the your apartment once? And I locked the door at night and didn't realize you got to hit the flip on the inside of the door. And so I came back and it was locked. And I went down to the guy at the front and I was like, hey, you know me. I'm here all the time. You can be talk. You can look like Shane Gillis. It's like full of... But I was like, I locked myself out of Karen's apartment. He goes, OK, take this, unlock the door. But you have to bring it back to me immediately. If anyone finds out I gave it to you, I'll be fine. Oh, wow. He must have trusted you. Yeah. That's the door guy. Was it a security guy or a door guy? Door guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The light-skinned door guy that works nights. And so I, or afternoons at night. So I unlocked it and then just sprinted back downstairs. Right.

29:44I know. It feels like you got the recess key. It's like the bathroom key at school. Because I was like, I had Mabel too. Oh, no. Because you were out on the lock. So I was like, she's like, I'm going to have to bring Mabel to Bushwick. And then she's going to have to stay with the cat. The cat's going to try to kill her. And Mabel's going to kill my cat. I was like, Tim, you were already about the wrong animal. Well, yeah, sometimes they are understanding and compassionate here. Yeah. Who the fuck is that? But I still am thinking about moving. I did get them down as far as rent is concerned a bit. But I still am going to go look at a few places. Yeah, I always keep your options open, you know? Yeah, there's places that are like upper west side even kind of that might work for us. I just, it's funny. It's like I'm going to have to bring her and be like, is this enough for you?

30:45Right, Mabel? Sheen is moving from his place. I think they weren't. Well, now they're moving. But he said you don't want to live there because it sucks dick. So I said, I'll tell it. I'll let her know. What is his reason? Did he give any specific? I think it's the landlord's a piece of shit. And they don't really fix anything over there. But I don't know. I'll come over and fix your stuff. No, I feel like I'm going to wind up another kind of luxury building like this. But in Brooklyn, that's just a little smaller, resident-wise. Yeah. And that has like a nicer outdoor little area. Right. That has a community, whatever, a dog park, but nobody's ever there because there's not that many people in the building. Yeah. That's what I've decided I want. I like that. Micah misses her luxury building every day. Long Island City? Yeah. She just misses having a dormant and no junkie sitting on her porch. Yeah, because even all these places are advertising virtual dormant.

31:46I'm like, well, what does he look like? Yeah. Yeah. It is interesting. They say virtual dormant. It's just your buzzer. It's not sub-saying dormant. It's not even close. They really are. OK, I say he over I get it. But that is not a human. Yeah, your virtual dormant is you looking at a screen in your apartment? You're telling me this is a dormant? Peep-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup. That's what a dormant, you guys don't know what a dormant is. Now I'm thinking about whatever fucking knocked up. The Leslie Mann. I'm on a lot where Craig Robinson won't let her in the globe. And she's like, you're not better than me, a dormant. Dormant? Just a bit dormant? And he's like, I will let you in. I think you're hot as fuck. Like, I would fuck you, like, old. Right, ma'am? I love you so much. I would die for you, you understand? So is maybe like 10 Manning around with her joints? Or is she just? I think I'm probably being a little crazy about it. I just feel like our souls are connected.

32:49And Mabel is very stoic. And much like her mother, she will suffer through things. She's not a big whiner, she's not a big complainer. Like, things with her. I mean, this tennis elbow, we're going on a month. I mean, this is awful. And you don't hear about it. As I say, it's the thing every episode. Oh my god, wake up. It's 11.50. All right, I got to go take care of Marty. Marty List needs me. Bleep his name. But. But. But. Because I made a commitment to a friend. And, you know, every time that I babysit kids from now on, the first thing I'm going to say when I walk in is, Patrick did it. Have a good day. Or what if I was like, oh, does it bother you? I'm a Lindsey, Clancy supporter. What if you were a nanny right now going out for jobs? You're like, it says you're a Lindsey, Clancy supporter, the first sentence. So that's what you're leading with. You put this on here, huh? No. Yeah. Nobody, this wasn't a question.

33:50Right, special skills for Lindsey. Special skills. Open-minded to Lindsey, Clancy, Conspiracy. I love it. All right, we're going to go. Thanks. Like and subscribe.