210 - The Kentucky Goblin Attack & The Carl Higdon UFO Abduction

0:00This week on Ninjas are butterflies. In 1955, a family in rural Kentucky claimed they were terrorized by something that shouldn't exist. The Kentucky gobbels, but nearly 70 years later, the questions, they haven't gone away. And then, a hunter walks into the Wyoming wilderness and disappears. He then returns with an impossible story. What happened to Carl Hickton? And finally, for centuries, people have believed that certain objects can hold supernatural power. The number of relics, ancient artifacts, but if something can be blessed, can something also be cursed, all that more on this week's episode of Ninjas are butterflies. This podcast is brought to you in power by Sunday Kool. Watch this or listen. We're going to jump right into a story. We're going to go back right into the next episode. I'm going to fly this episode two, ten, two hundred and ten episodes. Wait, I think this one's wrong. Test test test test. When did we start the podcast? When? Yeah, September 2nd. Guess what? September 9th. So, oh, yeah, this will be four years.

1:02It's four years or do we celebrate four years when we have jay gone when he's hang your on September 2nd? Hmm. What do we do? Do we do a special episode? Well, it comes out. Let's celebrate four years. Just say it's been four years. We've had this podcast for four years. But usually we try to do, you said you wanted to do something on the anniversaries that were special. There's a eight nine. Hey, guys, we're dilly dally and we got to say something. It wasn't eight nine. Eight nine. Eight nine. It was not eight nine. Eight nine. Yeah, it's our nine. Was it nine, two, two, two? That's what I thought. It's only important right now. We're saying something important. We're figuring it out. We're doing it out. No, we're not dilly dally. You're the fact that you're saying we're dilly dally is bringing up the dilly dally. Oh boy. We're talking about important stuff here. Guys, it's been four years and we're not celebrating. We did nothing to celebrate. I got these cool glasses. You did get cool glasses. You got a lot. Oh my gosh. Should we have a fashion show? Oh, good right now.

2:03Yeah. We should just, you and me should just show you glasses all throughout the episode. Did we start? We're started. Oh my gosh. Guys, everyone shut up. Listen. That's a bad word. What happened? What's so important? Did you guys hear of this blackout? Feet, this, let me start over. Okay. From the top. Here we go. The US is saying. There is a potential for cities in the United States and or the entirety of the United States suffering from an 18 month blackout. Oh, yeah. Electricity blackout. Yes. That's called the apocalypse. Cultural. That means the US is complete. We're done. Dude, the first month and we're done. I only say this. There's no way. This is crazy because. Oh my gosh. You hear my throat. I know. I don't know. There. This, it's like so. It's not on the news, which is nuts. Who's reporting it then? What is it?

3:04This part is on the news. It's the local news though. Got it. But no one on, it's like it's very hidden. But like so when this comes out, I don't know the state of it, but Gary Indiana. Yeah. It's currently suffering over 10 days of zero electricity. Excuse me right now. Right now. What we're filming this. Some guy named Gary and Indiana hasn't had electricity in 10 days. His city. Gary City. Gary City. What triggered it? Um, I think storms, but the infrastructure, they're saying the United States infrastructure for electricity. The United States infrastructure for electricity and power is very outdated. They said it's almost like 50 years outdated. So that's why this expert in the field, he works for like US government or something, he says, if these cyber tech schools, there's also cyber techs happening on water treatment plants from Iran. Oh my gosh. From Iran. Yeah.

4:04And these past couple weeks, but they're saying if these cyber techs continue, or if there's even terrorist attacks on these power facilities, he says the US could face 18 month blackout worst case scenario. What are we going to do? We got to go to lows right now. Lows. We're going to get seeds. Third. We got to go to Bass Pro right now. Chickens. What is your strategy? I mean, 18 months. That's that literally is the apocalypse for the United States. Yeah. Yeah, sure. I think it's three days and then civilization collapses. And that's that's like the worst case scenario. For sure. There's no coming back month of US blackout is crazy. I would say one day of the entire US going blackout, it's you're done. I mean, if we if we knew that it was coming back on tomorrow, I don't think it would be that hectic. I think there would be some insanity. But if it's unknown, if it's unknown, goes out unknown, there's no start. I mean, it's that would be that about a study. Is that batteries out? No, it's good. No.

5:04Even like thinking about what happens to the economy though. Oh, yeah. Like all of those shifts that gets that gets insane. One halt. Yeah. I've been off a social media quite a bit. Good boy. Purposely. Purposely. Because I feel like it's it feeds anxiety. So I consumed it heavily for the past few days. I think anxiety is back. And it's back. I'm freaking out. No, but maybe that's why they're building the bunkers. We think it's for news. There's so many reasons. We think there's for nuke since that. But maybe if it's a planned blackout. A caveat to Gary Indiana losing. The caveat to Gary Indiana losing power is in the vicinity. They are also building giant AI data centers. Oh, that's amazing. Okay. And so of course that just sucks all the power up. It's got to. And so it's just like, but now they're talking about building more and more and more AI data centers. It's going to stress out these already existing systems that we have.

6:04Well, what a what a sigh up though to like say, hey, we're getting hit with like terror attacks that are targeting our infrastructure when really like remember when I think it was in Texas, they had the they did rolling blackouts because of the the ice storm. It caused a bunch. The grid only had so much energy. Like it's a finite amount. So if they're going to drain the energy out, then you need an excuse to divert it. Because as soon as they say we're going to do rolling blackouts because of a data center. Yeah. Everyone revolts. But if they say, hey, there's terror attacks were re too. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So we just start using humans for energy, kind of like in the matrix. That was a good idea, right? They like the AI robots love that. Yeah. I mean, why not? Who says we're already not doing that? I mean, what if we are in the matrix right now? I think we should hire monsters that work in a factory to come into the closets of children, scare them in the night. I follow you. Collect their screams, keep going, energize our country. Perfect. Their joy produces more power. Laughter is better.

7:05There's a there's that whole conspiracy with that's weird. The cause like that. When they're they show it like, oh, the kid screams and then like, there's a vile that goes little tube that goes up to like the guy. Guess what color that vile is from the kid? It's red red to go all the way up like a dream. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And that that's it's this exact thing. There's even there's so many movies like in the 90s, 80s that mention a crown that's crazy. It's right. I mentioned it. They mention it like it's plots to it. Like that's probably on this flag by the way. That's such a trigger. Oh my gosh. Yeah. No, we're talking about Chrome like the cool stuff. Like Google Chrome. Like Blink Blink. Yeah, Google Chrome. We love Google Adrian's Chrome. I've ever said where he's like Chrome. Like they go to far into the future and everything's made out of. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun. But as of yesterday, when we're filming this, the US and Iran thing is just heating up and it's just getting annoying now guys. I am so out of the loop. Can you please give me a quick download?

8:06I literally the only download I have is literally as you're walking in the store. I was watching a video where they said yesterday August 24th, when we're filming this, August today is August 25th, when we're filming this, they said basically the US is like, you have 40 talking to the world. You have 48 hours to choose Iran or the United States. And Iran's like, sure, if you don't choose Iran, if you choose the US, you're going to be the United States. We are at war with you. Okay. Okay. And Trump is like same Z's in Iran. And Trump's like, Iran's founded part. Look at their scared. They scared. They're shaking in their little Iranian boots. And Iran's like, we're not scared. We're really mad. It's so hairy and sticky and yuck in not fine. But it's just it's weird that that's happening. And they're like, if there's a terrorist attack on our power plants, we could lose power for 18 months. It's like, what the heck?

9:07They're like trying to get us to rally or something because like after 9-11, everybody was so united. They're like, yeah, yeah. But nobody, we don't even know how to digest what's going on in the Middle East right now. No, true that. It's also scary. And I know this is a scary thought. But like, like attacks on US soil. The last time that happened from like a outside foreign country. 9-11. I mean, the big one, right? I mean, there had to have been tinier ones. But I don't, I mean, that is the thing. It's been so long. It is very scary. Did you see how the US is apparently it's illegal now to import or own any type of robotics in your home that are made from China or any other foreign country? I'm talking about like, those all robotics. I'm talking about like, Roomba's and stuff. I saw somebody, yeah, I saw some like, there's a big anti like a specific type of Roomba thing happening. Chumba. Chumba Chinese Roomba. Oh, it's like a bad word.

10:09Honestly. Get out of the way, Chumba. The dead of Chumba. Speaking of Chumba, do you want a song? Yes. How do you guys like that? How do you like us jumping straight in and say to Lollie Gagan? I like to Lollie Gagan, but I mean, I guess I'll listen to our fans. I don't even know if they even were hesitant of it. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just going to shut up. My brain is dying. I think as long as we're talking and having fun, that's all they care about. I don't think they can care. We got a bunch of negative comments about how we Lollie Gagan. I don't care if what they say about that we're being ourselves. I'll fight every single one of them. Bring it on, haters. Indie. Take it down. I mean, what if the majority of them are black belts, okay? What if they're majority trained special forces? I know Kung Fu. You still going to fight them? I know Kung Fu. This is so good. And I'm like, this is like a guy's sugar in it. It does. It does, I bet. Put a little sugar on me. Oh, a coconut on a sugar. I get a little white sugar. Hey, what's up, little man? Miss Lila. Thank you, Miss Lila. This is so funny how that time's out.

11:13Oh, genre. Lili, what kind of genre would you like? I have an idea about how this is going to go. Oh, subject matter. Dino, like what we're going to sing about today. I wanted to be a ballad, a ballad of kindness and love. Okay. Okay. So a ballad. Sure. Positive things. All positive things. Let me connect my brain real quick. It's like in my brain right now, it's like two cords that need to be plugged in and they're kind of just doing this. They're like halfway plugged in. Yeah, totally. I gotta go. And I need someone to go. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Did it work? Did it work? Well, I shook that thing up. That was gross. I'm all of those who go. It was like a pile. Oh, you really broke it, bro.

12:13I did not break it. What is that? I didn't, not a break. It's a bend. Hey, if it bends, it breaks. That's all through at all. Not for the lower gang. Yeah, I'm not mentioning. You're just telling. Break in the wall. All right. I'm out. Okay. Here we go. Back in 97, then, Lill's on the scene. Then, with the school, and then, Augustine. He's a scary story. Says, oh, my gosh. Bring a bill gates that girl will flip. Christian Goat, Kurt Furrican, and me trip. If you're not careful, she drops a hammer. Mess up your words, she'll correct your grammar. When she talks to anybody faster, look at that house. Is that made of plaster? Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper. Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know what name? It's Millie Hooper. Speeding through town, you know she's getting tickets.

13:17Looking for her haters, and you know you're hearing crickets. Grab some shades, cause the lights are too bright. Talks and trash on a hippo, you know she's gonna fight. She's always full, but her fits are fire. If she gets gas, let's she goes. Hey, why are you? Tlubs to knit and eat on the mic. Love's Mr. Darcy and loves a third rake. If you're around and you're looking for her, find her down on the question corner. Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper. Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know what name? It's Millie Hooper. Where was that kid's fault when they hate her? Speak so fast, you need a translator. Going to Disney every weekend. We're kids and the moment, ex girlfriend. Hey, it's moral movies and Missouri. Hired a lawyer to make a scurry. Got picked up for Vandalism. Now she's into the great schism. But there is one thing that we miss. Don't forget she's a communist. Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper.

14:17Millie, what, yeah? It's Millie Hooper. The song's for who? The biggest pooper. You know what name? It's Millie Hooper. It's Millie Hooper. It's Millie Hooper. It's Millie Hooper. It's Millie Hooper. The biggest pooper. The biggest pooper. Wow. Oh my goodness. I'm honored. One line I messed up on. Dang it. You guys said so good. That was really good. You liked it? I'm honored. Thank you. Shout out to you. Well, if you have to say it, then probably. Shout out to all the people in our Patreon Discord that helped us out with some of the layers for that or the ideas. Yeah, I jumped in a little bit into it. You were supposed to. I didn't know it was song related. I missed that part. I just saw all the negative comments about my behavior. It's all refreshing though, isn't it? Yeah, that was. To just read hateful things about yourself.

15:18It's humbling. That's good. It's good to be humbled. Yeah. So everyone, just to make it even, let's drop some hate comments for me, Josh and Andrew. Please. Please go ahead. Be creative. Need some humility. It gets specific, you know. Get really into the details. Like me. Become really mean, please. I need some humility. Let's get up to 2000 comments on this video. Please guys. 2000 comments. Just hate comments towards us boys. But finish with one nice thing about Lily. Thank you. I like those shades. Those are cool. Thanks. I like the lens in it the best. I like the lens. I need to. I like the lens. Let's figure it straight up. Do she always ask me, she's like, can you wipe my glasses off? And I look and it's like you're looking through a trash bag, bro. Dude, that's my wipe of my face. Oh my gosh. I can see everything. Page says that too. I started complaining about my coasters. I got to replace the lenses when I picked up hers, dude. And it literally was just a sheen of scratches.

16:19She's like, I can see. No, you can't. She's allowed to have coasters. What do you mean? You allowed to have coasters? I'm not allowed to have coasters. No. I got to repair when I, for every 10 pairs, you sell you get a pair when you're like working with a coast of things. I used to get free coasters all the time. I got to repair. Very nice. That's cool deal. Yeah. No, it's not a cool deal. Oh, no. It's a nice question. It's a question. And surprisingly, this is one of the first questions that's not yes or no question. Oh, really? Four years in. Holy moly. Yeah. That before years, everyone is our four year anniversary. This is a very exciting celebration. It is, Andy. You can celebrate it with any situation. Yeah, but we didn't realize it until we started. What do you need material goods to celebrate? It's today the actual day. No, it's a second. What is this airing? Wow. It's a dimper fifth. Day. Never forget.

17:20We are doing an episode on that drops on 9-11, by the way. So Wow. Are you going to con just as pl Why are you feeling sadness? We're all know. Andrew is going to be you're just going to pass, but weovets complied This is the face. There's some burping stuff. Oh, goodness gracious. We're getting off topic, guys. I want to have fun. But we can't. Till this question is answered. Uh-huh. Not before years, everyone. Lily, today's question is soon to be out of your mind. If you could change one thing about yourself, besides the obvious, of course, what would you choose? Excuse me? What? What? Repeat the question.

18:20What's the obvious thing? I think it would just be obvious. I mean, I think it's obvious. But it's just besides the obvious. Yeah, besides the obvious thing. Yeah, by yourself. Can you tell me what the obvious thing is? Lily. You know the obvious thing. What's the most obvious thing about yourself? That doesn't need to matter. Because besides the obvious, what would you change about yourself? You better tell me right now. I don't know. Listen, this is again, an invite reviewer. Oh my gosh. Who's the viewer? It says anonymous. I like myself. I like myself. I would be maybe more um... um... I don't know. I like myself. Okay, but we had to change one thing. Besides the obvious. Oh my gosh. I don't know. Maybe more sanctified.

19:20Lord sanctified me further than I am right now. It's actually a really good answer. Yeah, I know. You're saying God didn't do good enough job already? No, I'm constantly being saved. I'm asking to fast forward and be more saved. So God's not working as fast as you want him to. There's good as you want him to. Tell me what the obvious thing is right now. Maybe it's sort of being blind to it. You know what I'm saying? She can't do it. She's never gonna say that. Is it my mumbling? Is it that I mumbled? Is that at least my whittles on the floor? We don't have to get into it. Guys, welcome to the show. Can I say my job? I meant... You are. You are. Park in Georgia! $1,000. Good job, Bluel. That worked perfectly.

20:20We have a gift for you, Lily. I'm very overwhelmed by it. It's a bluely. This is in a four-year celebration. This is a celebration of Lily. This is from Miss Ashley Davis. Yeah. The Ashley Davis is constantly showering us in love. What do you think? It's a bomb! Oh my gosh. No, no. She heard your complaints. Wow. I'm deos Lily. Moose poop. I'm like, it looks like poop. But I don't want to say that. If it wasn't poop. Moose poop earrings from Alaska guaranteed not to give you pink eye. Nice. Sweet. What you got in there? What you got? I got Moose poop earrings. Been holding this my first time. I've never been to this. Oh. Whoa. Wait, I'm showing you first, but I want to see it.

21:21That's crazy. Lookie there. Oh my. How much work this is? It's crazy. Find these to be more people in here. They're King R. I'd love to see you again. I'd love to see you again. When? That's crazy. Yeah. Actually, I'm overwhelmed. Thank you. I really wanted to blanket it so cold in here, and this is great. You didn't ever end up ordering one? No, she did. It's in that box right there. Oh. Yeah, but you have it. I have this one. Perfect. I have this one. I have this one. It gives me my... So the world is burning. The world is on fire. And this is a pretty fascinating thing

22:22that I came across this morning. Mm-hmm. What is going on? There's literally like a frog in my throat. Okay. Also... It's just sick. I'm just sick all the time. Yeah. We are. We had a sick girl summer. I think it's a hooper thing. I think it's the house, maybe. Don't even put that in my head. Don't you speak that over me? Pope Leo posted the world's most senior exorcist at the Vatican who reportedly warned him of a terrifying global rise in occultism esotericism, incitenism. They presented a report on the growing prevalence of cases related to occultism. Yeah, I just said that. Sorry, it was super tiny. And the spiritual consequences they believe has for many people during the meeting the association asked the pontiff to ensure that every diocese in the world

23:23has one or more adequately trained exorcist priests. Wow. It's getting that intense. Apparently, we've got to crank up their numbers. Or... It's to leverage the church because they've never been the gatekeepers of something before in their history. They used to gate keep heaven with indulgences. You're right. So true, you're right. So it's like if there is a project blue beam siop sort of something or other coming. That's an interesting thought. We have the solution you need an exorcist. Forget the entire scripture where it says you will cast out demons in my name, do greater things than these. You are the priesthood of the believers of things. So I think it's a play to make the church more powerful than it ought to be. I see where you're coming from. I also see that demonic stuff be happening. It's true. Yeah, you could also argue that the... It's almost like a preface, a preface,

24:23to the rise of this weird alien religion, potentially AI religion that could in turn become demonic. Or is demonic? Yeah, I mean more than ever, people are diving into all this, like, you know, I wask, all this DMT stuff. It's becoming more evident, just in the way... People talk about it, accessibility to it, like it's all over the place. So like this is a conversation that people have been having for a long time, but now it's even more widespread. So, you know, people be meeting with entities. People be doing that. People be doing it. Speaking of doing, meeting with entities. Not doing what you're all saying. Okay. Some people might all buy them. Yeah, relax, but the break. Okay, okay. I got some crazy alien stories today, and we'll get into it a little later. I got a crazy big one too. But on the topic of Z-Pope, what? Nothing, go. Topic of the Pope, go. What, say it.

25:23Stop, don't do this, don't go. There's this picture going around recently of, it's like a cardinal or somebody placing that skull inside the statue. Yeah, I saw that. Freaked a lot of people out. You looked into it, right? Who it was? No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, I got it. You do? Agatha, does that ring a bell? Agatha? It's from a beauty in the beast. She's like the witch from a beauty in the beast. Oh, color that. Inchantras. Really? Agatha, yeah. Oh. Let me look, keep talking all of that. It's a practice, especially since me and Lil have gotten into orthodoxy, the veneration of relics, saints and whatnot. It's weird. I mean, especially from a, it's a cultural thing. Like, has grown up Protestant, you know, and like, of course, that's just spooky and super weird. But you hear these stories and you're like,

26:25it just, you ask a question, like, was there something to it? And like, I mean, there's, you can argue there's scriptural references to the power of bones. You know, like where that man in Second Kings was thrown to the, the tomb of the cave where Elisha was. But he just read the story last night. And he touches the bones of Elisha and comes back to life. And then you have the story of like, we're just the importance of like, when Joseph died. He said, when you guys leave, take my bones with you. And then you have like the story of Moses. Arch of the covenant. Arch of the covenant. But they had the story of Moses when he died that Satan and Michael fought over his remains. Yeah. And it's like, there's something, there's something to it. Well, but also like holy objects, like Paul's handkerchief being passed around and people coming into miracles with an object that was in contact with his body. And it has everything to do. I literally was reading about relics last night. That's why it's like forefront. But it has everything to do with as a saved person,

27:30your body becoming a temple for the Holy Spirit. It's the Holy Spirit by the power of grace working through this object because your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It's nothing to do with yourself. And then like, it's still a journey. It's still a journey. It's stuff that we're just turning through. But then you ask a question too, like, okay, the earliest of Christians, John the Baptist dies and they take his hand. Which I have a story about that. They take his hand right away. I don't know anything. So I'll be just to play levels advocate a little bit but without condescent. I can see that there's old testament references all over the place to like references to bones and stuff like that. I don't see it in the new testament in the place that I struggle. And again, I'm not coming at this. Like I'm so eager. And you can't offend us. So yeah, I bet I said, I'm gonna try it. But no, the place where I kind of struggle with it is like every time I see like a human institution,

28:34like a church wielding the power of like exclusivity with an object, I'm like, I just think that's, and maybe it needs to be regarded as holy and sacred. And that's why, but to me it seems as though there is like a, it's like gatekeeping when Jesus came to make things accessible like the tearing of the veil. I get what you're saying. I think. There's caution. You mentioned discernment. I'm kind of in that same space. I think why the Orthodox Church maintains Rolexes because nobody else, even the Catholic Church, they don't, I don't believe they participate in Rolex. Do they? Oh, yeah, definitely. But within the Orthodox Church, they do pass, they like Paul's Hankerchiff, how it would go to different churches. They pass relics around to different churches. They are, I didn't know they had Hankerchiffs back then. Yeah, it's in the new testament where it talks about the Hankerchiff of Paul that it was basically passed around and people that would touch it were healed. Yeah, I missed that story. Oh, okay. It's pretty crazy.

29:34Anyway, anyways, was it? So this is the, so this was the 900th anniversary of the return of the relics of Saint Agatha. Okay. Her remains have been taken to Constantinople in the 11th century and were returned to Sicily in 1126. That year was a major event that Pope Leo the 14th appointed Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal, the intro, Parallelian, as his personal representative for the celebration. So what they did is, and that was the, that was the crazy thing because they take out this 1700 year old school. Yeah. You know, the guy kisses it, puts it in, puts it into this, you know, whatever you want to call it, puts a crown on it. And so it's like, without context, this is, it looks absolutely wild. He added it. You guys know the story of Saint Agatha? No, I don't know. Okay, here it is. Pretty wild. So Agatha, she was a young Christian woman from Sicily who lived during the third century. And according to Christian tradition, a Roman official name, he was a Roman leader,

30:37Quintanus, Quintanus. Quintanus. Quintanus, he was really going after Agatha. He really wanted her as his personal property basically. And Agatha rejected him and refused to ban in her Christian phase. She was very outspoken, kept wanting, they kept wanting her to denounce it. She would not. So she was arrested and brutally tortured. And to the point where gets pretty graphic, her breasts were mutilated and cut off. Oh my goodness. That's why she's the patron saint of breast cancer awareness. Oh wow. So, but there's even a crazy story. Medieval tradition says that there's tales of Saint Peter appearing to her while in prison miraculously healing her wounds. And she was tortured again after that and died as a martyr. So she has just lifted up very highly in the religion. So that's the story of St. Agatha. That was her skull. So a teenage girl. Yeah.

31:37So where is she now? She got moved where or why? She's in Sicily. Yeah. Part of the Catholic Church. I see. Pretty wild though. I mean, just like it just doesn't, I mean, you don't see that every day. I know. Every very makes you stop scrolling for sure. Well, yeah. And if you go, if you watch videos and read books about manathos and stuff of like the monks, like when you die of manathos, they preserve your bones. And it's literally like a catacombs of just skulls. Yeah. Yeah. And this is wild. Yeah. And an interesting thing is I believe it's like the higher monks or something like that. Basically, these dudes that lived an insanely holy life. While their bones, their skulls are sitting in their thing, their skulls literally, they don't do it. It just happens. They crack into a cross. On their floor. There's multiple skulls to where it's just a cross on their head where it just splits as a cross. Interesting. It's very strange. Yeah. Whatever there's a study into that. I don't know. But the relic of John the Baptist hand is fascinating.

32:42We still have that relic to this day. I forget where it is. I don't know where it is. It might be in Turkey. Maybe. But apparently the story goes, the early Christians told that after John was beheading stuff like he was buried. And then there was like Rome was trying to desecrate the tomb or something like that. And Luke actually went and took the hand of John, or the right hand of John the Baptist, the hand that they say baptized Jesus Christ. And he took it and he brought it to the church in Antioch. And that's where it remained for over a thousand years or something like that. Yeah. But during this time in Antioch, when there was like kind of this in between of the Christian church growing and pagan beliefs intermixing and trying to wipe out Christianity out of Antioch, there's a story of this cave in Antioch. And it had this giant real serpent inside this cave.

33:46And this religion of Antioch worshiped that serpent as their God or their deity. Of course, as you do. Once a year, they would choose a person, typically a young woman to sacrifice to this serpent. Typical? And it just so happened this year that they, when this was happening, they chose this girl who's part of the Christian family. And the father was just devoutcy. He's pleading with them. Please don't do this. And I were doing it. And so he went into the church where the hand of John the Baptist was, took a knuckle off of John the Baptist hand, went down with her to the cave. The serpent came out. He threw the knuckle at the serpent. A parent, this how the story goes, it went into the serpent's mouth and the serpent instantly died. And at that moment, all the people watching, and all the people, the majority of the people part of that religion instantly turned to Christ.

34:48Yeah. And I'm like, that's a wild story. It is so scary. Yeah, so to this day, though, that knuckle that was taken off his hand is gone. Still missing, yeah. Wow. What a fun story. Yeah. That's terrifying. That's the old five knuckle shuffle, dude. And the old knuckle Sam went, Hey, dang old. Dang. That's good. Watch out. Watch out. Anyways, yeah, relics are crazy. Yeah. It's just not part of our culture. And so obviously, we look at it as like, you know, that's wacko or weird. But I mean, we've done weird stuff. Yeah. I'd much prefer to be, you know, doing that stuff with relics and, you know, deal with like Hollywood worship and stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, it is, there's a parish in St. Augustine that has, we talked about this on the show, I think, already. But they have bone fragments of the apostles, too. Just like tiny bone fragments, like Paul, I want to touch it. We saw it. We wanted to just want to touch it. Can I touch that? Can I eat that? I took Kelsey and I know I took Kelsey in there and she was like, is this you?

35:51She's very wary. She's always on her toes. She's like, Kelsey though. She got that discernment. Hey, hey, um, but speaking of relics, I want to talk about this story a while ago. And the story just weirded me out a little bit because I looked into it more. I'm like, I don't know, this is worthy to talk about. But then my brother looked more into the story and he's like, well, did you know this and this? I'm like, I did not know this, this and this. Go on. Terrible story. Okay. Gosh. But it has to do with relics. Not good relics. All right. Yeah, because there is a difference, right? Yeah. This man named, if you heard of the man named Joe Fels. Nope. Nope. Okay. I was clumsy. Um, easy. You gotta go easy on this guy. Oh, okay. Sorry. I know. Um, Joe Fels.

36:51He was on TikTok. He was very into conspiracies and stuff like that. But he decided to start collecting old ancient books like first editions and like of like really old Bibles and this and that and started like basically scanning it and like releasing to the public of like, stuff where it's talking about like tartar or like tartaria and like, oh my gosh. All these old maps are like makes the dads it to the fervor of conspiracies. Is that it right way to say that? Yeah. Josh, don't. It's worth. Excellent. Tim Boyward. Thanks. Um, it's got one on the fridge later. But with the collecting of old books, he also started collecting really creepy relics. Yeah. It's the gateway drug. Yeah. Bullets and like part of like the like a cultism and like or part of the occult and like just weird freaky relics.

37:53Yeah. Get an anabell doll. Yeah. But he's still. But he still continued with the books and stuff. And he's like, if anything ever happens to me, it wasn't me. It was these relics. Oh, he's like, but the the knowledge that he was releasing of like when against modern history. Yeah. When was this? Like this year? Yeah. Because he said TikToks of recent. Yeah. Um, but apparently there's one time where he tripped over one of these relics. It snapped in half. Oh boy. And he became deathly ill. Oh boy. Like instantly. I do apologize for my first comment. Did he have like the black plague or something? You had like a German it. I'm not sure what he got, but he got insanely sick. Geez. But after that broke, he started just not becoming himself. Oh gosh. Like he was manic and he was broke. He was just like not there. Like he was paranoid and they're he was acting weird and uh, he and the himself.

38:58Oh no. Are we sure if you said it's not me. He did say that. And that's why I was wanting to look into it. But apparently during this time of him being sick and like being all paranoid stuff, they put him into a psych ward. Okay. And he was released or maybe he escaped. I forget. But ended up. Oh god. Man. And so I'm like, that's weird. I hate that. Do we know what he tripped on? No. I mean, probably if you look back and I didn't do that much. I was going off with what Taylor was saying. Oh my gosh. We should go back. I don't want to go back. I don't really want to either. But speaking of relics, like the importance of relics, like there is, there is some truth of like something carrying something. Yeah. You know, I mean, I talked to you. I think of light. I don't know how long ago about just like thrift store finds goodwill finds and people like, you know, people would be called wacky because they pray over the stuff they find at garage sales or thrift stores. It's like, you know what? Just start doing it. What's wrong with it? Just start doing it.

39:58I don't know. I don't know if things can be attached to certain things. I think we're fine, man. Like in the New Testament, they're literally like that food was sacrificed to idols, like literally participated in pagan ritual. And he was just eat it. Yeah. You're fine. Yeah. Well, doesn't he say don't like don't ask? Basically, if you know that it was sacrificed to a pagan thing, don't partake in it. No, because they all knew it was kind of the thing like don't ask. Don't ask. I always took it to be like, don't make a thing about it. Someone need to look this up. I mean, that's that's I'm sure there's a divide. That's what I'm saying. Like you could say, you know, you look into the old Testament, new Testament, you kind of figure out, but it's like what's the harm in just saying a quick little prayer? I agree. I agree. I can't be too, be able to say for any. Maybe when I are on the same page here, I think, I think that scripture tells us that Satan roams around like a prowling lion looking for somebody to devour. And he might get me with this second hand laundry basket.

40:59I picked up a good one. Pray over it, dude. They need to start doing Facebook marketplace listings where it's like smoke free home, pet free home, demon free home. I'm just putting in my question. That would be a way. Oh, yeah. I don't know. And there's something to it. I don't know. I mean, the thing that's the thing, if you have a weird feeling about it, I mean, you just gotta be whether it's just maybe your paranoia or anxiety or maybe it is conviction. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yeah. So I don't know. And what is it about all? What does it say? For the sake of the weaker brethren, there is no idle. There is no thing that can get in between us. But for the sake of the person who struggles with it, basically, it's saying the superstition, it equates superstition with a weaker brother. That's in a first Corinthians eight. Okay. Am I your weaker brother? I'm a weaker brother. I'm a weak brother.

42:00Brother. I will say testing things, testing testing. That is the way that the early church fathers did things. They were always discerning and testing and making sure that. Well, how do you feel about Ouija boards in? Well, don't like that. That's like more like a door. Yeah, that's like I'm intentionally communing with. But can't relics do the same with intention? Yeah. I mean, if someone was like, I'm going to eat this idle food and commune with the God of fried chicken, then yeah, you're inviting that. But if you're just like eating fried, if someone's like, hey, I'm trying to talk to the God of KFC and they're eating chicken, I'm like, you're dumb and I eat the chicken. I'm fine. This could be diving into this further and more episodes. It's a fun episode. I mean, a fun topic. I'm going to bring John the Baptist hand in the end, throw it at me. I turn into a snake. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, good stuff. Yeah. This is, I'm like super into this right now because I'm reading like that book was in

43:07my elder Joseph the Hezekass is a monk on Mount Athos in the early 1900s. That dude was hard core. And some stuff I'm reading, I'm like, this is insane. But like his whole purpose was just to live the utmost holy of lives, you know, like to rid himself of the passions and it just all it did were show me that I could not be a monk. No, for real. Like he talked about like he would, let me think he went to like this, it was Saint Basil Ski in Mount Athos. And these stories where he talks about like constantly he was tortured by demons like coming into his room, physically beating him up. And it was just a part of his life and you just be like, just be praying and they be pulling at his hair, pulling at his beard, doing crazy stuff. And there's this man from the mainland that came to visit Saint or elder Joseph.

44:12And it was late at night and Elder Joseph was like, well, why don't you just, you can sleep at him myself and I'm going to be out here praying all night because that's what I do every night. He's like, okay, lays down. The demons mistook the man sleeping in his room as elder Joseph, go in there and start attacking him. He's freaking out. Yeah. As you should. Screaming like a scared child for Elder Joseph. Elder Joseph runs in there and he prays there. They run out and he's like, it's okay. He's like, they're not going to come back tonight. He's like, was Kevin you dealt with Kevin tonight? Kevin's name. He just starts naming the devil. Demandishing. Well, you're back. Kevin. He's like, they're not coming back tonight. And the guys like, please bring me somewhere else. He's like, I promise you, they're not coming back tonight. They like, they thought you were me. It's all good. Yeah. And he's like, get me out of here now. And this dude, it was reported.

45:12He had scratch. He had a black eye scratches. I mean, just blood coming off him because he's like, no, I'm just attacking him. Yeah. But he couldn't see him. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Nightmare. Yeah. He's a visible man all over again. Anyways, the book's fascinating and it's just like, you think you're having a hard time. Go. Because you're late for work or you got cut off or something? He'll be a hermit monk a mountain after us. Mr. Beast challenge. Yeah. I'm going to spend 30 days as a monk in Mount Athos. Did you, I know you guys probably haven't. Lily, did you ever watch the movie that came out like 2013, maybe 2014 called the possession? Did it? Who's in it? Who's this? I came. I don't think it was Harvey Arbard, but it's a guy that looks like him. But modest Yahoo plays a Jewish priest in it. No way. I think Google the movie cover. It is. It is terrifying. It is terrifying. It is terrifying. It is truly one of those movies that really scared me. But the whole premise, we're talking about evil objects.

46:14The whole premise is that this guy goes to, you know, garage sale and with his daughters and his daughter finds this beautiful wooden box with like, you know, Hebrew writing on and everything like that. She just falls in love with it. She's like, she's just drawn to it. And then you pan over. The girl picks it up and she's walking to her car. The girl looks back at the house and inside the house is an old lady screaming at her to not take it. I saw it. Okay. Very terrifying movie. Yes. But I've always thought of like, you know, like, is that something like that's something that's real? Maybe that's been locked in my mind, like picking up stuff at garage sales. But apparently that is based on a true story. Yes. I Google that very remember. It's a Jewish cultural thing. It's a wooden box and they're called Dibux. Dibux. Okay. It's very, very strange. And so the original story, this guy bought a small wooden one. It was a small wooden box.

47:14What thought was like a wine box or something showed up in a bizarre eBay auction in 2003. The guy bought it. His name was Kelvin Manus. He bought it in a state sale, bought it belonged to a Jew, it was told to him that it was belonged to a Jewish Holocaust survivor. So he brings it home and things just start going weird. Immediately that same night horrible, horrible nightmare started happening. He started getting weird, strange smells, even his neighbors, his friends recognize smells inside his house of Jasmine and Kat urine. Excuse me. They're like, it's supposed to kept in here. I really get out of my house and there was weird stuff happening within his shop. Lights going on and off, you know, dead animals showing up outside. And you know what? Because of all this stuff is happening, what does he decide to do? He decides to give it to his mother as a gift, not putting two and two together possibly. Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. But right after his mom receives it, she dies of a stroke.

48:17Oh no. So apparently this is a very, very weird thing. So when he opened up this box, it contained two locks of human hair, old pennies, a dried rosebud, a small goblet and a candlestick and a few other items. Burn it. I mean, that's the thing. But in the movie, that's like, you can't almost destroy. You can't get rid of it because anyone who takes possession of it gets taken out somehow. And so it was just this weird thing. But like, that's apparently it's a real physical box that is in within Jewish folklore and all this stuff. Man, it's very strange. That's crazy. It was like a curse. Like it was a purposeful curse or something like that. They say, let me see. They say, um, uh, debucks themselves are actually part of Jewish folklore. Traditionally, though, uh, Debuk isn't exactly a Jewish demon. It's generally understood as the restless soul of a dead person that attaches itself or possesses a living person. That's a demon. That sounds like a Jewish demon. How sick would you be if I eBay ordered one of these to your house?

49:19Oh my gosh. Andrew Jones. I would forgive you. I would think about it. Don't even think about it. Oh my gosh. And they go back all the way to 1571, apparently. Yeah, that's a demon. Yeah, that sounds like a demon. You get one for a hundred and six bucks on eBay right now. Don't even look at it. Clear your search history right now. I got Jesus, man. I'm good. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, but you keep chasing after it. Have you read Joe? Have you read Joe? Have you literally read, Joe? I have. Oh, speaking of Joe, I got a job and that job is the pee. So we got a break. Don't go anywhere. An app? A break. What do I say? We got an ad. Don't go anywhere. And a break. I got a pee. Four years, you can't figure it out. L-P dot com slash ninjas. Thanks, better off. Hey, guys. We want to remind you, if you have this podcast, you need to join Patreon. You get your podcast early. Discounts unmerged. Access to hundreds of hours of unseen footage.

50:21It's a fun community. And sometimes you have a say on what we do on the show. Now back to the episode. Let's hope Andy doesn't go into a very dark and sad story that's just going to ruin the mood. But we'll see. Do you see that guy in India over the iPhone? I don't know. I think he was in his like a protein or something. Yeah. Just wanted an iPhone and couldn't afford it. And so he got an iPhone, but couldn't afford it. And so he begged his parents to pay for it. And he got very upset. This caused a huge just griff between them. Right? Like just like this huge problem and got to the point where he's standing on the side

51:23of a cliff in India. And the whole town is there. They're like, we will pay for this. We will take it. You need to just calm down, relax. Some of their dad are right there trying to talk them down. And he refuses to take any help from the village. His dad goes towards him. The son grabs his dad and they fall off. And then his mother jumps in. It's the worst thing in the world. A crazy story. Yeah, it's terrible. It's like, what's the point? Come on. What are we doing without knowing that story? Oh my gosh. Why don't you tell me that? Welcome back everyone. Can you hear me? Yeah. I can't hear me. I think you are the culprit. You got to go down there. That red cord. Oh. Yeah, I saw that Dylan Page, what was he says? He's sharing it like, gowly dude.

52:25Things in India are not looking so good. I just remembered that. Bro, I got some fun stuff to get to today. I got a couple of things too. I got some fun stuff too. Man. I don't have anything so I'm just going to listen. Nice. That'd be so fun to do. Sit back and listen. That's me. But then I forget. I'm like, oh yeah, I read this story recently. Speaking of fun fact, fun thing, fun thing, fun thing. Hey guys, fun alert. The biggest movie screen ever on the planet is coming to Florida. Shut the front door. What's sitting? Yes. It's clear water. Clear water. Yes. Clear water. Yes. For the Scientologists. Own by, let me see, it is affiliated with the Church of Scientology. Dang. But we're going to have to go. We're going to have to go. It's going to be absolutely ginormous. Did it make you stay for like a 45 minute presentation after? Probably.

53:25Down for it. What a crazy after-cranity. I don't think they tried to recruit the common folk. It's pretty exclusive. Are we common folk? Oh yeah. Dang it. A mug. A muggo. I want to be common. I don't want to be common. Do you know that it's question? Question going to question. Go to the left with the questions that are fresh on our mind. Really fresh today. So you can discord five minutes before we start rolling. Right. So after our Patreon group, I was like, say me a question. All right. Fast. That. OK. Would you? This is so you guys are going to yell at me. I don't know. Would you rather have two really long front teeth? Or no teeth at all. So you look at the beaver or you have no teeth at all. Definitely the big teeth. No teeth. Because I can just get dentures, can I? Oh, fair point. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. What if you couldn't get dentures? I kind of want those anyway. I mean, I grow up my mustache. No one would be able to ever tell I couldn't didn't have teeth.

54:26Bro, you can also shave your beard. I was about to say you come. Oh god. What if you can't shave your teeth down? That's what I'm saying. Like if you can't, I can't have dentures. You can't shave them down. You have to have it. I would just grow up my mustache. When I wet my mustache grow, it'll cover it. It would cover my whole mouth. So you wouldn't even be able to see it. Yeah, that's true. When I would go to the orthodontist and when I got my braces off, it was by a geriatric man, like literally the oldest man in the world was charged with a dentist's office. And he never would ever tell me what was going to happen that day. And it was always a mystery. And when I got my teeth shaved down by surprise. Yeah, that's not fun. Terrific. You got to tell it. You got to warn. Kels went to the dentist recently and like they were, she's been having like no trouble at all. And then suddenly like, they're scraping away, being really, really aggressive. And then now she's like, now I have, now my teeth hurt. Yeah. Now I have like this like weird divot. Like it's just like, I think they're just purposely rooting your teeth. So you keep going back. Yeah, dude. Makes sense. Who gave you that question? I actually came up with that.

55:26I didn't really like anybody's responses. Wow. Go through discord right now. Pick one. Pick one. We'll do speed round. I've got three reals. So while she's digging, we can do the first. I'm already here. Will there be pooping in heaven? Of course. What do you be talking about? Yes. If you were going to be a species of fish, what would you be? A halibut. Go. I'll be a dolphin. Does dolphin count? That's not a fish. That's a mammal. Um, Perifish. Because they are crazy teeth. She said sailfish. I'll be a tuna. Oh, yeah. Big fish. Yeah. Big fish. A little bomb. Pericuda. Oh, Pericuda. What serial best described your personality? A man of high fives. Grape nuts. Lucky charms. What serial best described your personality? Fruity pebbles. Yeah. Cheerios. All right. Hey. Give us that. I was going to say hit that.

56:26Be that sought. Right. Do. Andrew's got a wheel. Cheerios. Andrew. Gotta. Riff. Oh. Andrew's got a wheel for his costume. That's right. For a rusty day. For a rusty day. Oh, thanks, guys. Thank you. I might have to cut the audio on the first one. This is just crazy. This is what was my feed is basically gross things, hunting and like comedy now. We got three reels. Oh, yeah. This first one's this is what they believe they discovered this. This mask they believe this is what hunters wore. Does that music that I can't play? I might have to cut it. It's fast. Just go ahead and get ready. Three, two, one, go. Wow. That's very scary. That's very scary. How freaking terrifying is that? That's awesome. I love that.

57:27But also, it reminds me you guys remember the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Helms deep where that dude has that mask. I think that's where they got that inspiration. It looks like that. It does look like that. It's freaking crazy. Okay. This all Lord of the Rings and then they created that. Yeah. Yeah. The. That's really cool. She used up for hunting. I can't remember. Did we talk about the chick who got pulled over for being on her phone with a no hand? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's in Florida. I didn't see that one. You want to court over it, which is so funny. Okay. Well, if we all know, we can skip it. That ticket would have cost her an arm and leg. Nice. Oh, my God. Yeah. The fact that it went to court is insane. I bet she was eating that up. Like, yeah, she was just like, let's go. For people that haven't seen it, let's just do it. Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go. Hey, good morning. I'm going to get started with the pump. I'm just going to share this office. There's a way of being pulled over. We're sitting on leg watch today. I'm going to get a position for the striped driver. And you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand. Manipulate the phone. I thought you were pulling it. No.

58:28So you want to just call this today? I don't want to call a day. You had a hand on Manipulate. You just sent my right hand. Well, I thought I saw you right hand. You had that hand on. So I did. The fact that this dude don't let me down. Then he's double down and is like, get out of here. He tripled down. I know. It's a long video and he keeps going. I didn't record the whole thing. The police training has got to have a, like, they've got to have a training for just admitting you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Like, there's this, I just watched a whole body cam footage thing last night. This guy went into this Walmart. He was nighttime. He had his dog in his car. AC was blasting before he went in. Went in for 10 minutes. Came back out. Police officers standing right there and just like, give me your ID. He's like, well, we're in Texas. I don't have to give you my ID. There's been no crime committed. He's like, yeah, we're investigating. He's like, cool. You can investigate. I don't have to give you my ID. Brings in a supervisor. And they're just straight up arguing with him the whole time. And he's like reading the statutes in front of them and just like saying, like, this is literally, like, unless I've committed a crime or I've been arrested, am I arrested

59:30right now? They're like, no, there's like, no, you're about to be detained. And they're like, you're, you're being detained. And he's like, okay, that's not, that isn't count. It's just crazy to me. That is so crazy. Why are you though when you just give me your ID? Because then where you draw the line, when he's the, when people, when police are just doing things and they say you're supposed to, then you're like, it's, it's, it's, it's just stuff because I probably would have just been like, here's my ID. Yeah. Well, here's the thing I like almost never get tickets. Right. For how much I'm pulled over, I did robot gets me tons of tickets because it's not a person. Yeah. Which is being disputed by the way, you see everybody legislating gets this robot. I'm not wrong. But when I come across a human cop, I almost never get a ticket and it's because I'm compliant or. And I'm nice and respectful. I'm just like, I'm not saying that's what I do. Page got pulled over in a, I believe it was 55, doing like near 100 and broke down in tears with a vehicle that was yet to be registered in Florida.

1:00:30Oh my gosh. Uh, quite late on registration as well. And he just was like, go to work, chill out, slow down. She was like a special needs teacher trying to get to school. Dang. He was like, if that were me, I could have been like, I'm going to die. Like you being jail going to do the nicest thing ever. And he would be like, I don't care, dude. It helps that your wife looks just like you're an I like. Yeah. I just love the cops. Yeah. How's it work? Mr. Curtis. Can I give you a ticket for being so cute? Get out of here. Get out of here. You were asked. And yeah, one more. This one's quick. All right. Three, two, one. Wait, I'm not there. Oh, wait. Wait. You're still using them as ends. What a spider. A very good. That's not cool. That's a banana spider. It's fun. That's not cool, sir. What is it with you and bugs in this? Oh, my gosh. The amount of people that sent that to me this week, too many to name. Yummy. I do include it.

1:01:31Yummy. Oh, my goodness. Those are terrible. I used to mountain bike. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I used to mountain bike. Oh, my goodness. Those are terrible. I used to mountain bike a lot. And like it feels faster, but like 20 miles an hour is like the max speed. My buddy had a computer thing on his bike. So we knew how fast we were moving. But I turned a corner and there was one. I was the first down the trail. And it was so big. It felt like someone flicked my forehead. I literally like dropped the handlebars and just started calling on my face. You should have seen me try to kill a big old tree spider wolf spider or whatever in our kitchen the other night. A scream. A little girl. You know the sweat firm the padmops. It was like, okay, so I went to the pantry. I got some water. I'm walking out. And it's like dark in our kitchen because the lights were dimmed. And I just see something do that on the wall. I'm like, it's surely that wasn't a shadow. I walk over it and on the pillar. I mean, this spider was this big.

1:02:32I'm like, Oh, my God. Oh, your wife. Oh, no, just like you guys see this, bro. Honestly, I think you said it and explain this. Explosive. Yeah. And you're like, you're like, I said, get a shoe. Please get a shoe. And she got a shoe like that. I'm not even coming close to that thing with a shoe, bro. That's so big and it crawled up like that. Oh, yeah. Bro, I'm thinking about it. I got the sweat from my head. I go, I'm squeezing. It's awesome. Good. Kids are just like, it's happening. They're all asleep. Um, I think it's the Iraqi. Camel spider. I think it's real. Yeah, they are real. Oh, no. Yeah, they're so big. Jason never talks about them. He saw them there. You see that you saying bolts 100 meter record was beaten this week? No. Yeah. You didn't see the video? Oh, okay. You talked about it. You haven't seen the video, though? No. Watch this.

1:03:32This is crazy. Oh, yeah. All right. Three, two, three. I don't have to talk just saying it's so open that should. Oh, by a robot. Oh, my gosh. I go fast. That is a scary thing in the world just saying that's so scary. Oh, my gosh. How tall is it? Oh, my gosh. I love to just have a pad at the end. There's a black run. Also, look at the other next other one. This is the Beijing World Humanoid Robot Games. Oh, my goodness. Is this not the most dystopian video you've ever seen in your life? Ah, I mean, just put guns in their hands. Why don't you like that? That's it. It's just literally just like I robot, bro. It's exactly like I robot. Oh, my goodness. It's scary, man. Speaking of China, though, we were talking about like if they were doing terror attacks when we opened the episode, I started doing research. So how many people, let's do like China and allies, like how many or like what nations?

1:04:35That would be China, Russia, North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, Myanmar, Venezuela, Belarus, Cuba. That's what that's what chat GBT was like they don't have like an official thing. But if you were going to conglomerate, what's the total size of their active military? Oh, gosh. All those countries combined in individuals. I'm not contextualized, but I'm going to say is it bigger than ours? I'll say maybe this is too high. I don't know a million. That's not I wouldn't say that's far fetched. A million people. What's your guess? I would say to 6.5. Oh, no. How much are the LA nations? I'm just going to do the US military. I actually have a different number, but now that we're going here, 2.7 for us. Oh, that's pretty good. But I looked up the total number of registered hunters in the United States, and it's 15 million.

1:05:35And there we go. Everyone, come on. Come on, let's get in them trees. Go get in them trees, boys. But like every time we start to panic about the idea of like domestic terror, it's like just put that in perspective. If every active military from every allied nation showed up on our shores, we dwarf them in just the amount of people that hunt. I mean, those like the revolutionary war, right? With the militias, it was literally just dudes at 100. Yeah. I had a gun. Yeah. I mean, but who's doing that? Out of those 15 million who we were going to be like, yeah, I'm going to die for this. I mean, let's just say if you just get 10% of them, you're pretty set. Combined with our military. Let's think about like, let's see my boys. And they're going out in the woods hunting. Okay. And they have a gun. They feel powerful. They're excited. They're going to shoot something. They probably want a little bit of war. Yeah. I think we'll be fine.

1:06:36Okay. Did you hear about the Army's new incentive? No. People who want they want to get people to enlist. And they're, I guess they're having a little trouble, you know, getting people to enlist this year. And so they said, if you sign a contract of two years this year, we will give you four days off in November. And guess why they're giving them four days off November. Why? So they can play the new Grand Theft Auto 6K. Is it really? It's timed out on the exact day. And that's why they do it. They're like, we're going to allow you those four days. Completely free. The China is like, all right. We're going to attack those four days. All right. Here we go. The moment I just tried to happen is the grid is going to go down as soon as it drops. Probably. I mean, you guys may not care. But Grand Theft Auto 6 has obviously been a game that came out. Grand Theft Auto 5 came out in 2012. So it's been that long. It's another one. People. It's been a meme for years now because it gets keep the postpone. Everyone's like, oh, we're getting more or three before Grand Theft Auto 6.

1:07:37We're doing all these things. Now, some man has hacked into Rockstar games. Uh-oh. Has taken the game of Grand Theft Auto 6 and is now leaking spoilers online. Real gameplay. Yep. And he is holding Rockstar hostage. He has like a list of demands that Rockstar is trying to locate them. But people are like, funding this guy. They're like paying him money. They're like, keep going. And also a lot of people are really ticked off because it's like, now you're spoiling the game for us. Yeah. Game we've waited for years on. You can go to prison for that. Yeah, it's property. Yeah. It's super crazy. Is it true that I heard that he was doing it because of the digital, like they were gunna out of nowhere, like release it digitally only. I think that that is one of the things that he, like he put on his list of like, this is you must have. It's a hard copy. For a print a hard copy of it. Yeah. I think he's the dude you talked about last week who bottled the hard copies.

1:08:39Yeah. No doubt. It's weird, man. It's very, very strange. So they said they announced that it's coming out. Oh, yeah. It's been, it's been almost a year. They've been saying, okay, November, 2026. Oh, wow. Even though it's been postponed several times. Now it is for sure coming out November. But is it really supposed to be like revolutionary? Like the way that they do it? A hundred percent, dude. It's like the graphics and stuff, like the size of the map, everything like is just, if you know, Grand Theft Auto, like this game is going to be a million times bigger. Yeah. Yeah. The league's dead, which is really cool too. Where, where in Florida? I think it's like Miami, Key West kind of. Cause like you literally look at the map that they released. It's like you get all of like Miami, but then you get the Everglades. So you can like, you could just roam. It just drive to the Everglades and then you could drive to Key West area. Like it's cool. It's the coolest thing. I remember watching my cousin, you didn't play that game. Oh man, it was such a childhood thing. Yeah. Yeah, big thing. Speaking of men shooting things. Yeah.

1:09:40I have a story of the man shooting things. Let's hear it. They were not human. Oh gosh. And they were not animals. Mm hmm. Have you heard of the story of the Kentucky goblins? No. No, I have not. You're not going to be laughing soon here, sweetie, by. OK. The night. The goblins besieged. A Kentucky farm. Oh boy. The date was August 21st, 1955. That's it was just. August 21st. Yes. The place was a small farmhouse outside of Kelly, Kentucky. About eight miles north of Hopkinsville. Mm hmm. There's a man. Which his name was Farts. Oh boy. Uh, the. It was the Sutton family. This little farmhouse belong to the Sutton family.

1:10:41They had some friends over. One of their friends name was Billy Ray Taylor. Billy Ray Taylor. That's a good Kentucky name. This is in 1955. Power. Electricity running water. Not really a thing in this part of Kentucky. Apparently. OK. So it was getting dark. So there's a total of five adults, seven children inside this farmhouse. Like we need some water. Billy Ray can go get some water from the well. Billy Ray goes out to walk into the woods. All of a sudden he sees something in the sky. Very bright object that looked like metallic. And it landed about half a mile in front of them into the woods. He runs back in. He's like, I just saw a ship. A ship just crashed in the woods. And they're like, Billy Ray, you're losing the man. There's probably just a shooting star. Don't think anything about it. They're just making fun of him.

1:11:41He wasn't laughing. Yeah. He's like, this is freaking me out. If you saw what I just saw, you'd be freaked out. Anyways, the night continues. Also, the dog starts barking. It was about an hour later after he saw it. Trust the dog. The dog starts barking. Billy Ray and Lucky Sutton grab a flashlight. Open the door, shining it. Boom. They see not an animal, not a human, but something in between. Gosh. It was about a three foot tall being. And they describe it as enormous glowing yellow eyes, long thin arms, claw-like hands. Oversize 20 years in a disproportionately large head within legs. We'll top it. Freak them out. They shot it. Oh my gosh. Really?

1:12:42Everybody, take a breath. They shot it. This is where it gets interesting. It gets interesting. Interesting. When it hit it, it made a metallic noise. Roll backwards and then float it away. Floated. Floated away. Instantly they start freaking out. For the next three hours, these three foot tall beings just started coming to their house. Now you did it. Now you messed up. They start appearing in the windows. They sent the children upstairs like the kids can't see this. We got to calm down everyone. When the kids upstairs, the kids scream, run back downstairs. They go up. One of these beings is staring in the window. Oh my goodness. Billy Ray goes outside and they all see from inside the house a hand comes down and about grabs Billy's head. They pulled them inside. They're shooting these things to the windows. One of them flies from a tree to the roof. They're floating everywhere.

1:13:42They're shooting them. Again, metallic noise. These things are just tumbling about. Tink, tink, tink, like that. I guess so. Three hours this is happening. Oh my gosh. They're just shooting these things. They're not going away. And they were so terrified. They're like, we have to get out of here. Correct. So they pilot in their cars, immediately drove to the police station, frantically explaining the situation that is happening. And the police were like, what? Yeah. Naturally. This is where it gets weird. They didn't just ignore it. The police go out and investigate it that night. But it wasn't just the police. A large group went and headed to the farm, the city police, Kentucky state police, deputy sheriffs, military police from nearby Fort Campbell. Wow. They investigate for a couple hours. They see the bull holes everywhere.

1:14:44They see that there was something scurrying in the yard all around the house, but there's no blood. There's nothing. And so like, yeah, we couldn't find anything conclusive. Sorry. But apparently these things kept on coming back and just messing with this family. And people were so enthralled by this story that people just started coming to their house. I want to see where these Kentucky govins were. They're being harassed by the media. Made fun of by the media. They never want any fame from this. They didn't release a book. They didn't go on interviews really. It was just like, we want to be just left alone, but it just kept on happening and happening. And they just literally abandoned their house. That's why I would do too. It's amazing. You said three hours shoot out at 15 minutes. If this went on for more than 15 minutes, I don't even know how you would go to bed in that house that night. Yeah. Yeah. True. But the funny thing is later people are like, oh, those were just owls. Excuse me. And these guys are like, no, they were not just owls.

1:15:46You understand? They said it's goblin time. Peter Parker. No, but you should, I didn't say the video or the picture, but they drew out what these Kentucky govins looked like. Well, Google. And they look everything of what a gray alien would look like. And people speculate that the pointy ears thing was potentially like a helmet or something these things were wearing. Yeah. Interesting. Oh my gosh. But to give validation to this story, that same night where the man, Billy Ray saw that ship land in the woods all around the surrounding area in that area or that part of Kentucky, people were calling in reporting seeing strange lights in the sky, whether it be metallic objects, orbs, fireballs. And so they weren't the only ones that saw something strange in the sky. They're the only ones that night that saw goblins.

1:16:48Yeah. Or whatever they were. For some reason they picked that family. Or they just take them off because you shot them. Yeah. Yeah. But the story doesn't end there, folks. That's forward to 2012. Okay. That's recent. The story I got from YouTube called bedtime stories, very fun YouTube. And they got it from another YouTube channel because they did the story on it. The bedtime stories told this story. But the original story comes from a documentary on the YouTube, plain it weird. And they have a show called Hellier. So it's on season one episode one. But this guy who was a paranormal investigator, part of the Hellier documentary group or whatever, his name is Greg Newwork. He worked for, or he was the owner of this thing called weekinweird.com. But in April 22, 2012, let me see if I can read this. He got some strange email from this man in Kentucky.

1:17:51I'm just going to read the email. My name is Dr. David Christie. I received your contact information through a mutual acquaintance who assures me that you are well equipped to investigate peculiar problems. Furthermore, I believe you may have interest in these events beyond any compensation that I am prepared to deliver in order to have these issues sorted. For the past six months, I have been living in a rural, rural home located on the border of West Virginia in Kentucky. My family is nightly assaulted by creatures that I have come to believe are from an extra terrestrial origin. These beings appear to be the size of a stature of a small child, devoid of any facial features, save for a large, oily eyes, in lipless mouths.

1:18:52They frighten my children by peering through their bedroom windows, chirping at one another, they actively attempt to enter my home in the middle of the night. Last month, they took my dog. The police refused to provide any further assistance attributing the problems to wild animals and forwarding my complaints to the state game commission. I believe they are coming from the abandoned mine located at the edge of my property. Though I am armed, I am afraid and I am far too frightened to enter the mine by my loansome. Yeah, for real. I cannot convince any sympathetic friends to accompany me, though I cannot blame them. I am convinced that the only answer is to collapse the mine. I believe this is where we can be mutually beneficial to one another. If you are prepared to assist me in this matter, I can offer you permission to record and document these events under the condition of an amenity. I can guarantee you evidence of these creatures which I assure you are not wild animals.

1:19:55Please respond ASAP. Thank you. Bro, if you had goblins and ghouls coming out of a cave on your property, I'd go in. I'd go in there with you. You would? Thanks, Andrew. So, the guy got this email and he's like, I don't know about this. He's like, because I get weird emails all the time. Yeah. But he's like, it's just interesting how well he described it. So he emails him back. He's like, hey, man, yeah. We can look into it. Bob, Bob, Bob. And basically the guy would email back and forth a total of four emails, which this is interesting because the site, these guys from Hellier or whatever, they had these emails all published on their website. But in the past couple of years, they've completely taken away these emails to where you can't see them anymore. Yeah. So the bits and pieces we got are from people that have read the emails in the past. And they talk about it on that episode a little bit, but not the full emails. But the guy, the doctor basically goes into, listen, my daughter, she's seen these things

1:21:00and she refers to them as small children that don't wear clothes and their heads are bald like their grandpa, like her grandpa. And it's like, they're always trying to entice her to come outside and play with them. Yeah. But she's always seen them from like distance. But one night this being went up to her window, she saw what it looked like. Oh my gosh. Scared her to death. Correct. Refused to sleep in that room any further. But at this time, he had not seen them yet. It's just what his daughter was describing. One night, same thing. Dog is barking. New dog. Hit no. This is so, this is like, he's explaining the story. Gotcha. Like, I'm breaking, I'm breaking down the story of his first email. Gotcha, gotcha. Dog's barking, scratching at the door. His flood light pops on and he sees a little looks like a child thing, but it's a shadow in the yard. And he's looking at it and he's banging on the window, like scared off. Also in the screen door on his porch goes, what's cool?

1:22:01And he sees what steps in the light is exactly what his daughter described. Oh my gosh. About a three foot tall being, Lanky pale skin. Oily. Drungerown has big old black oily eyes, but it's face is featureless. Freaks out. Per real. Let's the dog out. Dog chases them off. Never gets the dog back. Oh no, that, that's sad. Dog is gone. That's pretty sad. But it goes on and he's like, I got proof and he sent this image of one of its footprints. Cool. This is one of its footprints. And when experts looked at it, they were fascinated because this footprint has dermal ridges on it, which they said that's basically like as unique as a fingerprint. Yeah, looks like those little lines. Yeah. And they said that's apparently very hard to fake. And the guy's like, he emailed him back, the investigator and he's like, can you show

1:23:05me like a ruler beside it? Because he's like, I don't know how big it is or small it is. Instead another picture with a ruler beside it. It's basically half the size of a human foot. So tiny little footprint. And then he's like, I got pictures of the actual things. And this is where you're kind of like, I don't know about this. Yeah. I'll send you the first picture that I sent. And again, this one, it's hard to, but he's like, this was, I got it basically zoomed in from inside my house. And I'll show you what they think what kind of lines up with. Kind of like the. That's on a picture. Again, this one, it's far fetched, but they said that highlight is like, it's cheekbone. But this one, let me send you this one. This one I was like, oh my gosh, this one is a little creepier. Apparently, this is what he got. And it was like up in a tree. Yeah. And then bedtime stories, it kind of like did a recreation of like how they think it

1:24:07was like kind of sprawled out. Ew. I mean, this is like inkblot to me. Yeah. And that's what's same in the guys like, I don't know about this man. And so he's like, yeah, I'll come out there and investigate with you or whatever. But then nothing here, nothing from this guy, just dead silence. Ghosted. Ghosted. And then he receives an email. Let's see. He basically received an email and say, hey, I'm sorry, but these creatures were coming so often and terrorizing my family, I just moved. Yeah, I would too. He said, I can't, we can't handle anymore. Yeah. I mean, put your daughter in therapy too while you're at it. Yeah, but it's weird, but this doctor guy, he said the person, the mutual friend that they had in common, which he's the one that gave him the contact, he went by the name. What was it?

1:25:09Anthony Fauci. What? No. Terry Rist. Yeah. And the guy in the documentary is basically like, that was a fake name. It has to be a fake name because it's like a terrorist. Terry Rist. Yeah. And so he started looking into who Terry Rist is, there are any Terry Rist. And he found only one hit on the name Terry Rist. Oh my gosh, come on guys. Not a real name, but does appear in the book, books by Alan H. Greenfield titled The Secret Siphon, the secret cipher of the euphanauts and the secret rituals of the men in black. What? And apparently this man Terry Rist was part of this US organization during the time of the Vietnam War. He was part of the US military, but this special ops group that apparently from the

1:26:12according to this book would go into mines and caves in the Americas and in the southern states of America and hunt extraterrestrial beings. Of course. What? And so that was a mutual friend that was apparently introducing him to another. But nothing really came of it. So was this guy real or not? Well, we don't know. But this documentary group, they went out there and they're like filming, weren't really getting anything. They tried to look up the census of the area, but the town was too small. So this doctor's name didn't pop up. That's one guy this local. He was like, let me go show you some caves and stuff that are around here. And they brought him, they brought the group to this one cave. And apparently this was, he's like, this cave has always been rumored to have like weird supernatural things happening with it. There's a strange boulder outside and it was just like just seemed weird. The vibes were weird. And that guy, we didn't get anything from it. So they left and then they like a week later or something.

1:27:14They got an email from none other than Terry Wise, who said, you were so close. Why did you stop looking? And they're like, how do you know? And he describes, he's like, you went to the cave and they're like, we haven't told anyone about that. Yeah. So he's watching them. Watching them. And that's basically where the story kind of fades off. It's just kind of like, we don't know what that was all about. Oh my gosh, what the heck? Apparently this doctor was just plagued by these gray aliens. Was claiming that they were coming from the mines. There was mines. In fact, in that area that people have reported stuff comes out of there. Yeah, historically. Yeah. So that's scary. Do you know where that book's origins come from? No. Bro. I know he's part of like the occult and stuff. It's Crowley. Oh, okay. The keys they're talking about are the keys that Crowley couldn't find. Really? It's a continuation of that. They found the keys to commune with the entity that Crowley first channeled.

1:28:14That's what I'm reading right now. That's right. You're gonna say that. That's fine. Anyways, that's my Kentucky goblins. I've got the name of the entity, but I want to speak it. Don't say it on that. It's a good band name, Kentucky goblins. Yeah. We have a bunch of Sunday cool clients that live in Hopkinsville. Who? We're right. Do you guys have you guys seen goblins? I'll go in a cave. Let us know. We need a goblins shirt, dude. Yeah. We're trying to think about Halloween shirt, right? You guys are gonna get on a Halloween shirt. I want to do something spooky and skin walkery like a hunting tee. This is a basketball tee that's Kentucky goblins. No one. Space Jam style. What if it's like a picture of a scary cryptid that's like Linky and Long and Tall and it says, let's go hunting boys and then everybody's wearing Jackal intern hats. Helmets. Asapy? Asapy? That's a good Halloween shirt. I really just want to do something in Hunter Orange, so I don't have to buy Hunter Orange this year. Oh. All right. You do that. Internet asks.

1:29:15So let's do it. I do all the time. Oh. Okay. What do you got, Andy? I got a creepy alien story. I'm tired of being scared. Who bad? Buckle up. Buckle up. Boogie season. This is the story of Carl Higdon. The Wyoming Hunter who came back. All right. October 25th, 1974. Carl Higdon is a 40 year old oil driller living in Rollins, Wyoming. And one day he got an unexpected day off and said, you know what? I'm going to go hunt today. And so he packs up his stuff. He goes, gets ready. grabs his seven millimeter magnum rifle and he started ahead towards the medicine bow national forest. He meets up there at the entry point. There's a couple of other guys that he knows and they're all chatting. He says, you know, we just got back from there. Not a whole lot. You may want to drive up, you know, up here.

1:30:17So he goes to another spot right down the road to find a good, a spot all by himself. He's going to go elk hunting. Okay. So he goes out there, took their advice and spoke with a game morning and everything you saw and then got out of his truck, start a walk and found a clearing. Looks over. There's five elk in this pasture. He's like jackpot. He takes his aim at the biggest male elk, pulls the trigger, bullet flies and then suddenly everything gets silent. Completely quiet. The elk don't move. Bird start, stop chirping. No more wind. Me sees his bullet stop 50 feet in front of him as if it hit a wall and it drops. Freakin out. Still no sound whatsoever.

1:31:17Completely silent. He walks up to it. Elk still have not moved. He's walking closer to him. He's very completely motionless and he looks in front of him and he sees what looks like to be a transparent box out in the middle of this field. Five feet wide, seven feet tall, just like box that looks like it's almost made of glass. He looks down and he picks up his shattered to no end bullet, puts it in his pocket. He pulls like there's something lingering behind him. He turns around and behind him is a pale man with no ears, thin, squinted eyes, bald head. Within that bald head is short, blonde bristles, almost like a broom or a like short, like brush or something. What the heck? Yeah. He's wearing what it looks like to be a black scuba diving suit, like that type of material.

1:32:18That's what it looks like. And around his waist is a belt and on the center of the belt is a gold six pointed star. Okay. This thing is floating towards him. Clothing, not walking. He's completely freaking out. This man starts, this man starts talking to him as no eyebrows. They say had no chin, a severely recessed jaw. And two antenna-like rods poking out beyond the hair. So he's a caterpillar. Basically. And one of the weirdest things, he didn't have hands. One arm had no hand coming out. The other arm had what looked like a cone shaped device sticking out of the sleep. What the flip? It's floating toward him. And then he sees, I mean, he hears the man speak, but his lips never move. He says, are you hungry? Yeah, I could eat Carl says.

1:33:22As if he had no choice says yes. A small packet containing four pills floats toward the air towards Carl. Carl doesn't like his wife Marjorie. She says this guy does not take pills. He hates swollen pills. He doesn't take pills without it. I feel like without like almost being like forced to do it. Takes one of the pills instantly feels better, fuller. And then the creature telepathically says, do you want to go with me? And Carl, what he says, he said, I might as well. Which is the most like country boy thing I've ever like, I might as well. Do I have a choice? You're an alien. Might as well go with you. All right. So Carl instantly gets transported to somewhere else. He looks around. He's inside the glass box. Oh, he's in what they he would you would call like a bucket seat his head is strap back his arms are strap back. And now there's three creatures in this box with him. There is some type of metal device like controlling device in front of him.

1:34:24The three men are there and he looks up and what he thought would he would see the sky. There are now there's now a almost like a trans parent cage that these elk are sitting in. Oh, but got that you was trying to hunt. And he says you've got my elk. And the creatures are completely unbothered by this. They start floating into the air to the point where Carl can see his truck. The alien waves his the cone shaped device that he had on his hand waves. The truck disappears off this path completely gone. They keep rising and it's down to the point where he then this is like Carl's testimony. This is what he's saying. Now I'm looking at the earth, which looks like a little blue marble. The earth the earth. And so we saying the creature tells them that they live over 160,000 light miles away, which is apparently a thing within you have like UFO stories where like there's certain

1:35:26levels of measurements that are within our terminology. But yet some clients don't use the metric system. Exactly. Like kilometers. So they say kilometers are like, I don't know how far that is. It's a light mile. They place a strange helmet on Carl's head with has like six wires extending from it. And then everything goes black. Then suddenly a bunch of light in Carl's now with this one creature in this borderless world, bright, bright world. You can't see new walls. You can't see the landscape. It just goes on forever and standing in front of him is what he compares to like the Washington, like the Seattle, the space needle. Yeah. It's that kind of shape of a tower as lights rotating around it. And below it is a handful of human beings, women, children, men, and they're all conversing. They're all talking, but there are far ways off. And he's just standing there.

1:36:28And then suddenly he starts moving towards this tower. Now he's floating. He goes inside this door into a large room inside this tower. And then suddenly he's standing there, Carl's standing there, then a huge panel door flies right in front of him, stands there for a second. He hears some noises on the other side. Has no idea what's happening on the other side. The panel goes up and then the alien that's looking that took him looks at him and says, you're not what we want. We're taking you back. Okay. Apparently, yeah, exactly like what did I do wrong? You know, like even though you're in my adapter, like I'm still like kind of self conscious. Um, on the way back, the creature gave Carl his name and he said, my name is Azo one. Azo, like apparently they had a conversation that he said he's also a hunter. And they'd been visiting Earth for years looking for fish and animals. And because apparently they're, they're planet, they're water,

1:37:30their lake had turned yellow and all their fish and their animals have died. So they've traveled and those pills are what they've, like can they can sustain on those pills for four days because it's literally what, what you would eat for like a full animal is in one of those pills. They've created this type of device. And so the, uh, and the reason why they wore the black suits is because Earth sunlight would burn them. And whenever Azo took him back to Earth, he said, I will see you later. Oh gosh. I will see you is what he said. Carl was released, but he's not just like put on the ground. He's floating back to the ground. And then when he's like about 10 feet, uh, gravity comes back in. He falls and he hurts his shoulder. They weren't taking that in a consideration. Not at all. So, sorry. Carl's, Carl's wandering around extremely confused. He almost like, like he just doesn't know where he's at. What he's going on. He happens upon a truck, gets in the truck. The CB radio is going crazy. He realizes he doesn't even realize that's his truck. Okay. So he figures out how to work the CB radio and the guy's claiming, he's like, I'm,

1:38:33this is your boss. We're looking for you. Marjorie came home two hours ago. She's wondering where you're at. And guys like, I don't even know where I'm at. I don't know this truck. I don't even know what this weird stick thing is, which is the, you know, the, the, the, what? He could drive stick ever since he was a kid. Doesn't know he's completely confused. And so they're asking him, where are you? He could, he had no idea. He says, I don't know, but I'm cold. And I'm going to pick up with a funny stick in the middle is what is the quote was. And so his Marjorie, they call the police. They create a huge search party. While they're searching out in the woods, they're seeing these weird, red, yellow and green lights blinking. This is before they know anything about Carl's story. Every single, all police officers, Marjorie, all their family are claiming they're seeing these weird lights in this national forest. Super, super strange. Then around 1140, the searchers finally found Carl, but the weird thing is the truck was not where he had parked it. This truck was tires, tire deep in mud.

1:39:36No path, no track, like dropped, dropped, weird, absolutely. And the weird thing is when you look into, there's people that study it like a lot of those animal mutilations. Those animal mutilations apparently a lot of the animals will have broken legs. Oh, we're as if they were dropped. Super strange. And there's no tracks around those animals. And so it's like, how does that happen? And so he's found in the truck and he's immediately taken to the hospital. He doesn't recognize his own wife. For a long time or just immediately, like he doesn't recognize her. She tries to put the coat around him. He says, don't touch me. Yeah, fair. Freaking out and there he keeps repeating over. They took my elk. They took my elk. For some reason, he gets to the hospital at 2 a.m. and he's asking for the pills that float to you. He's the doctors are saying he's like, you know, have some type of amnesia shock. Yeah. He has no broken bones.

1:40:36They have no explanation. There's no bumps on his head. He didn't bump his head or anything like that. And Marjorie asks, what's your name? Carl asks, they keep calling me Carl. And they had no idea. Who's Carl? And he keeps talking about he takes a pacepaper and he draws the transparent craft that he was on. He starts writing all of these weird, these phrases and stuff and he calls these people the enders. Oh, don't love that, right? And so this keeps happening. And then they're like, you know what? Let's get him in for an X ray. Let's see if anything pops up. Now he had just been in recently because Carl's had some medical issues. And so he had just been in for some X rays and some stuff. He's had kidney stones. He like pre in the past. He had pre he currently had kidney stones. He had tuberculosis in the past. And so he had a ton of scarring on his lungs. They X-RAM, no scars on his lungs whatsoever. Every single kidney stone is gone. This is the doctor. They're like, this doesn't make sense, right? Like this like they double checked it. They did it again.

1:41:37Still the same thing. Completely, completely fine. And so they're investigating in this. They're talking. They're like, you know, you know, you know, go talk to a psychiatrist. They had him do a take a polygraph. Several polygraphs completely passes. He's completely confusing convinced that this happened to me. I have no idea. So they say, okay, well, do you have the bullet? They take the bullet and they take it in there. And they said, no doubt this thing happened. Like this bullet hits something incredibly solid because it's turned inside out. Oh, like the lead center gone. It's completely turned inside out. It's smashed completely. And so they're looking into that and they even send that to what the university of Wyoming to have it studied by some people. And so they, they completely like, you know, they're like, you know, there's no evidence of mental illness. They completely look into it. One night Carl's home with Marjorie and he says, you know, we got to go take a drive. So he takes his kid and they go for a drive. And he's acting like as if he's, he knows where he's going.

1:42:38He picks up the whole family sees it. What looks like an upside, like an upside down triangle glowing green triangle floating in the sky. Marjorie sees it. The kid sees it. And he says, I was, I should, I'm late. I should have been here a few minutes earlier. He claims that he's still having contact with this alien. That's at the point where this alien said, you know, I will help you whenever you need help. They, and he, one day he was just like, we're in a drought right now. Can you make it rain? Can you make it rain three inches that day? Three inches the next day. The guy asked him to stop it stopped. Just weird stuff like that. It kept happening over and over and over again to the, and he was laying in bed one night next to Marjorie and he was like staring like into this, into the ceiling. And she asked him if he was okay. And he says, I know you're not going to believe me, but I'm also across town right now. Having a conversation, he was like, ask for plainly. I don't know how to explain it. But this is literally all, all this stuff was happens, but he kept repeating like why,

1:43:43like why did they not want me? Like what is it something? And apparently he also had a vasectomy. And so that could be a factor. That is the factor. I mean, yeah, it's very, very sad. Because that's a common thread with people that are abducted. Yeah. Like they have to be fertile. So they, yeah, that's, I mean, that's, that's what he says. And you could find interviews with this guy. His wife, Marjorie wrote a book about it because she was just so blown away by it. And in 2019, 35 years later, he, there's another hunter, Mark, who disappeared, hunting in the same region, same area. And he was never found. Oh, man. And he, but he noticed a weird black UFO, something like, you know, it's just, it's just very strange. But the weirdest thing is, is that whenever they're opening it up, the investigation again, to look into it, they contacted the university of Wyoming. And guess what's missing out of the university, Wyoming safe?

1:44:44The bullet. The bullet is gone. Completely taken. Spice someone. So somehow, some way, Mr. Carl went into the woods, saw these elk, elk froze, shot an invisible UFO craft was taken. And this guy is said to be a very honest, very simple man. He's an oil driller like he's, he's just wants to hunt. It's a very elaborate story. I just come up with on a hunting trip like that. And now I get it because I've missed a shot at a deer, too. And I would make up this type of story in order for me to say that's the reason why I didn't get the deer. But I truly believe this guy, he died during COVID, which is crazy. I think I'm not telling him that. No, not apparently. What do you do with that? We do that. The TB detail is what's interesting to me. That's what I was doing on my phone apparently. If it's untreated, you said his wife said he didn't like pills.

1:45:45It can spread outside the mind and go into the, or outside the lungs and go into the brain and cause even hallucinations and psychosis. That is true. But that doesn't explain the bullet. And that doesn't explain like the scarring and his lungs was gone too though. Yeah. That sounds like if we're going back into the belief that it is an alien, that sounds like a body swap. Like they try to implant consciousness and it went bad. Well, there's a ton of like witnesses that say like, you know, that like the miraculous healings after they're abducted. Yeah. Right. So it's very common. Yeah. So that's Corey. It does look like a little bit of Corey, doesn't it? That's Carl and Marjorie. And that's the, the, uh, oh, it looks like scary critter. Not getting on a ship with that thing. Six points. It's like a mine. Yeah, a pentagram. I might as well. I'd be like, are there other one? Oh, right. It means five. It's a very scary story.

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