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52:45You better run, you better take cover Welcome to Ichbennane Hamburger on FSK, only 3.0 hamburger radio. Here again with me, Klappy, with Susan and with Kaho, Susan. Guess what we are. And we're on the... It's Ichbennane Hamburger on the road, on the plane. I don't know. What? We haven't come up with a term for where we're in exotic locations doing the show. On the Lamborghini. I'm Ichbenn Vierstein on the Lamborghini.

53:48No works. Yeah. So we're coming to you from Sydney, Australia. Your hometown. Your old stopping ground. My hometown. I'm in a place called Belmeans, very nice inner city suburb of, and we're here with... Two very special guests. Very special guests. One, my lovely sister. Hello. Jenny. Hello. Say hi to all the hamburgers out there. Hello, hamburgers. And David is also here. Hello. Who is... They've both been living here in Belmeans. Well, Jenny is natively from Sydney, like me. But David's also been living here for many, many years. And how many were you just saying? It's like... Or Miss 30. 20 years? 20 years? Something 28. The Evernons Fancy. The Evernons Fancy. Yeah.

54:48Yeah, a bit of noise. Yeah. We're going to point to Deutsche. We're going to point to Deutsche. We're going to get hamburgers, good gnawmen. They're out there. Yeah, they're out there. They're in the car and they're like, who are these crazy people? Maybe you should change the normal German show. We're not being paid for this. So, you know, we'll do whatever we want. Quite likely. Yeah. But thank you so much for joining us today. On FSK, which is the... I don't know. The best community radio station in Hamburg. Oh, yeah, absolutely. No. Maybe the two... I don't know if it's more the 2SER or the FBI of Hamburg. Maybe 2SER. It's probably like 2SER. I don't want... I don't get that reference in me. So, it's a German-Eggen-Eggen-Eggen-Eggen-Eggen. So, Sydney's in the community radio. They have two ethos. They're standing there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And dogs are here. That's perfect. Oh, that's a real... Comedy shoot. Like, yeah. Take a native speaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:48Got the tone down and everything. Yeah. Motive of evolution. Yeah. Yeah. So, the first segment... So, we often do news. So, the start of... So, this regular format of the show is we start with the local news. So, we were talking about this earlier, the strangeness of Australian news with... You know, all the bigs happening in the world at the moment. But, the main issue was a cricketer. So, a cricket player lost his hat. Oh, my God. So, this is the number one news story on the day in Sydney. When we were driving over here, it was on a billboard. It was like photographed with the hat. It was like nobody worried at all. Everyone can just take a breath of relief because he found his hat. But, I think the really tragic component there was... The fact that there was all his obsession about his hat. And the fact that he lost his children's Christmas presents. No one gave a shit about that.

56:48I saw that we were also in the bag. We were sitting in the bag. That's very Australian. That's very Australian. And I'm talking about more obsessed about his hat. All right. So, this requires some backstory for a tray for listeners. So, you know, cricket is this sport that is beloved in Australia. And the main player, David Warner, when you... Every player, when they start playing for Australia, they get a special hat called a baggy green hat. And you meant to keep this for your entire career. So, it's become very special and precious. It becomes your lucky hat after a while. Yes, yes. But he lost it. But he... So, what's the story? So, he had it in his backpack. He had it in the backpack. And the backpack was in another bag. And they traveled across the country from Melbourne to Sydney. To play because they were playing in the Melbourne test. And they were traveling to the Sydney test. And in transit, he said that his bag went missing.

57:50The backpack went missing out of the big bag. Oh, somebody took it out. That's what he was suggesting. But we're not sure. See, I assume that it was like, you should never check, like, when you're flying or something. Don't ever check your house keys. Yes. Don't ever check something like your medication or something that you can't do about. Yes. Something that you can't replace. Never check it. Yes. Yeah, have it on your person. I thought that was what it was. But if somebody stole it, that's like... Well, we don't know. We don't know. It's all a bit mysterious. I think he left it down the pub. The rash. Along with this kid's Christmas presents. That's what it was. We're not sure. It's all very mysterious. Because the hat has been found now. Yeah. But they haven't told... They haven't told you about it. Explain the circumstances where that has been. Maybe it was shameful. Yeah. Maybe his mistress stole it or something. Yeah. And then life just demanded money to get it back. But the moral of the story is, there's not so much going down in Australia that everyone has to worry. What are so...

58:50It's the top news story is some... I was talking. Cricket dude losing his hat. Yeah. He's plastered on beautiful wood. No, I was saying it felt like something that would be published in my local town's newspaper. Like Lost Dog found or something. Well, Control Australia. No. It's a country of 20 million. Yeah. 26 million. 26 million. It's gone up since I left. Yeah. Yeah. But we're going to have a... First thing. So yeah, that's the major news. I don't know. What's the other big news in Australia? We're winning in the cricket. Yeah. More cricket news. I mean, yeah. It's just... God. It sounds so quaint. Yeah. That's about it. And sadly, the restaurant's once again were all empty by 9.30 at night. But... That happened. Oh, it went in the wrong room. That's fun. But I want to have this thing. It's called... I wanted to avoid calling it... Miss Busters. But I'm calling it...

59:51Tail testing. Because these are like... Things about Australia. Common tales about Australia. That are common in Germany.