2.1.18 笑话《餐巾纸》

So a lot of public restrooms in China do not provide toilet paper. Have it ever happened to you that you just had a number 2 but could not find any toilet paper? Check out how this witted Chinese guy handled the emergency... Worksheet questions for this story can be found under the tab "练习题Worksheet" on http://www.learningchinesethroughstories.com 今天上厕所忘带纸了，好在我够机智，打电话说：喂，给我来份外卖啊！外卖小哥说："好的，请问先生您的地址在哪？"我说："就在你家店的东边的公厕右手边的第三个坑，记得多带点餐巾纸啊... ——摘自http://www.mahua.com/tags/jingdianxiaohua/ 餐巾纸 cānjīnzhǐ Noun, napkins 白纸，paper 卫生纸，toilet paper 好在 hǎo zài Adv, fortunately 够 gòu "够+adj" means "…enough" 够聪明，smart enough 够了!"Enough!" 机智 jīzhì Adj, witted 份 fèn Measure word for "food delivery" 外卖 wàimài Noun, food delivery 小哥 xiǎo gē Noun, young male who works as delivery guy 地址 dìzhǐ Noun, address 公厕 gōngcè Noun, public restroom Short for 公共厕所 坑 kēng Noun, toilet stall; hole