19: "Das Ist Anton Long!" - Arc 1 Wrap-Up Episode (teaser)
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Boris, Fritz, and Rey wrap up their first arc of episodes and say, not a "goodbye", but a "see yinz later" to the Order of Nine Angles. Fritz gives some updates on this arc's siegepilled stars and Atomwaffen's great new way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Shit gets unreal as Rey recounts the recent inclusion of The Empire Never Ended into ONA canon as "antifascist bigots" and Boris joins him to poke fun at the Astral Bone Gnawer's turn at the ONA mic. Boris relates the obsessive need to obfuscate the 'true' identity of Anton Long (*coughDavidMyatt) to the epic Yugoslav partisan film Walter Defends Sarajevo. The boys laugh at the pathetic attempts of niners to deny the overwhelming presence of pedophilia in the O9A, giving them the chance to offend new countries with their accents. The crew then introduces the new Balkan turn of the coming arc, promising a rapid return to the occult soon. Finally, Fritz ropes Boris into some therapeutic roleplay in order to explain siegepillers and nazi satanists to children. Failing miserably and completely losing their minds, the crew immediately launches into an epic radio play entitled, "Das Ist Anton Long". See y'all in the Balkans!
Features a couple of seconds from an interview done by Jake Hanrahan from his podcast Popular Front. Listen to the full interview on his patreon page.
Radio Play score taken either from Valter Brani Sarajevo (1972) or from the endless resources of fesliyanstudios.com.
SFX from freesound.org and mixkit.co
Closing song: Zabranjeno pušenje - Anarhija all over Baščaršija - Das ist Walter (1984)
This is The Empire Never Ended, the Antifascist Amerikanski-Balkan podcast about (neo) fascist terror, the (deep) state and the alienation, nihilism and desperation produced by the capitalist system. And how to get rid of all that.
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