03-26 Full Show

Hour 1: Everything about Opening Day was great! Except the actual game. Shaq DMed Sabrina Carpenter… yeah right. If you liked yesterday you’re gonna love today. Is Barbie a drug mule? Are bacon bits a luxury on the moon? Stop and smell the flowers - I MEAN IT! Hour 2: Sarah doesn’t want to talk about the Mormon Wives anymore. A new dating show is making people walk the plank. Shia LaBeouf is still raging through New Orleans. His ex is reportedly fighting her NDA. Savannah Guthrie is terrified that she might be the reason her mother was kidnapped. The HBO Harry Potter remake has its official trailer and a 2026 release date. Sarah and Vinnie are chatting about Dan Brown and the future of AI and humans living together. Hour 3: A famous Hollywood house is on Airbnb! Speaking of Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus teased a new song at the Hannah Montana anniversary, and it drops this Friday! Stephen Colbert is writing a Lord of the Rings movie! There’s a documentary about what Artificial Intelligence will bring us in the future. Sarah is jazzed and horrified. Let’s eat the headlines: Britney Spears went to Starbucks, Taylor Frankie Paul is under investigation for a 3rd domestic violence incident, but she received her full Bachelorette salary, the new Spider-Man trailer is now the most watched trailer of all time, and Celine Dion is back on stage! Let’s talk about pancakes. You can now use an old payphone in Boston to call a boomer in Reno. There’s a similar phone in San Francisco with a less wholesome take. Are young adults skipping engagement rings? Hour 4: Sublime has a new single featuring Bradley Nowell’s son. The security guard involved in the Chappell Roan incident speaks out. Sarah isn’t buying his statement. If you’re coming into the city this weekend, be aware of the No Kings protests. Take care of your butt, and your butt will take care of you. Bob suggests yoga (no surprise). Pepsi might be cancelling your favorite salty snack. Happy birthday, Fred! How Old Is That Guy?