03-20-26 Part 5

0:00that bubble of Canada, we had Quebec. And they had their own Quebec con, can con. So there's bands like Lee, Cowboy, Franchion. Franchion is fringes, like on a jacket, like Cowboy jacket. They're massive in Quebec, huge. Like they would sell out an 80,000 person stadium. A Madison Square Garden. Nobody in Ontario or any other province has ever heard of them. How esoteric we are when we, when the government gets involved. I think it's blasphemy, really. Like that's why 9 million people died in Hall of Dome War. Because Stalin said, I'm God, I'll decide who gets what. And I'll decide who eats. And when you play God, people die. Mao killed 80 million people, because he decided who's going to eat. And there are always rich kids. Marx was a rich kid. Stalin was a rich kid. Mao was a rich kid. Get the impetus for socialism.

1:00Because if you grow up rich and your parents buy you everything, you go, this is awesome. I want everyone to enjoy this. Anyway, speaking of God today is Friday. It's time for the God wheel, where our Lord decides what we talk about. We always, we have a rotating list of about 30 subjects. We tend to cover on this show. And I choose them at random. But then I think why not let the guy who created the entire universe. And I'm not talking about Alex Jones, even higher than Alex Jones. Let's talk to God and ask him what it is, what we should be talking about. I want to talk about Afro man, is lawsuit against the cops. Maybe God thinks that's lame. So let's bring in my co-host for today's guest host episode. Ladies and gentlemen, God.

2:06By the way, I have an exciting announcement. We are hosting Tommy Robinson at the America First warehouse. Go to the America First Warehouse.com. If you check my pinned tweet, you can see an absolutely terrible Photoshop I did of me interviewing Tommy Robinson. That's the warehouse. People are like, it's going to be dangerous. You can't have Tommy there. No, go to my pinned tweet. No, there it is, there it is. That's from inside the actor studio. So I photoshopped me on that little freak. Who's that little Jeremy Radner, that little hobbit guy? I have a Jerry Nadler body in that. And then Tommy Robinson is the Wolverine guy, Hugh Jackman. And I had to lose his chin in order to photoshop it on. So it looks like he has no chin.

3:06Anyway, that's enough about me. Let's let God take the wheel. Where will it end up? Oh, he almost wanted to talk about proud boys, but he decided not to. Which is kind of a diss. That's God dissing the proud boys. I guess he's not a fan. I had no idea. You know, I was thinking about immigrants today. And I was thinking about this song again, music. It's a British song. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. It wasn't a dream. It was a nightmare. See if you can find that. And it's this cool song, a British guy, early rap. It was Britain's attempt at rap, probably 1982. And it's a guy rapping about his parents immigrating from Jamaica. And how a Britain sucks.

4:09And he goes, when dad was around, he was bad. But check him out now. He's kind of sad. And he talks with his parents immigrating from Jamaica. And how it's horrible here. That was a common theme with the immigrants of Jamaica who came to Britain. There's a guy named Linton Quesi Johnson. And he had a smash hit called England is a bitch. Bitch. There's no escape in it. Yep, there's that. And it wasn't a dream. This was a nightmare. Who is the kid's eye? And that's feeling old. They've been here for 30 years. But still, I see no streets of gold. They've seen no streets of gold. That's enough. I'm not sure what we're allowed to play here with music, rights and stuff. But Jamaica was paradise in the 60s. Much like every British colony. India was beautiful, Singapore. Every place that Britain colonized was charity. Imperialism, this alleged fascism,

5:11improved the turd world immeasurably. And then they loved their people. They colonized so much. They gave them agency, which I think was a mistake. So they let Jamaica separate in 1969. And guess, guess what happened? Plummet garbage. So all these colonies were technically British and they were easy to assimilate. They drank Guinness. They played soccer. So they came to Britain on mass. They were called the Yardies. And the 70s was full of Jamaicans. You're welcome. You know, you wrecked your own country just like Haiti. Just like South Africa. The locals have a revolution. They get their own agency. And what do they do? They ruin the place they're living in. And this guy's complaining about how much a Britain sucks. You're an emin great. And I'm an immigrant. Look, listen to me. I diss can't Canadian music

6:13as a way of showing my gratitude. I'm wearing a belt with American flags on it. That's how happy I am to be here. I ain't complaining. Don't complain. And if there's any refugees from war-torn countries watching right now, don't go back to your home country for a vacation. Your whole pitch was that you had to get here or you will die. That means you're not allowed to go back to Disneyland. Sorry. You've got to stick to the story. Stick to the bit. Okay, here's an interesting immigration bit that the Lord sent us to. This is so much more important than just me generally ranting because the guy who created the universe said, say this story. So it's valid. You could sue me for 2.7 trillion. You sue the big guy. Don't shoot the messenger. We were always told the concept of replacing the populace in the West is a conspiracy theory.

7:13It's anti-Semitic if you say Jews did it on purpose because they hate the West. I don't believe that it's a Jew thing. I think that it is a Democrat party socialist thing. And they said, let's import millions of others. And that'll change the census. And then we will stay in power. They don't even necessarily think that these Mexicans are going to vote for them. They just know it'll change the populace. And then it'll help us stay in power. But it'll ruin the country. Does Nancy Pelosi care what goes on outside the razor wire? Not at all. So I personally, and it's just my opinion, I don't think it's a grand plan. I think it's just a stupid cheat that destroys the West. And it's just to stay in power. But it could be a big plan. I don't know. This could all be well thought out. I find that most debates about this kind of thing fall into two categories. Evil or retarded. My co-owner of Compound Sensor to Anthony Cumia,

8:15he tends to think people are evil. It's a grand plan. I'm sure most of you think it's a grand plan. And Alex Jones probably does. I'm more retarded. That's an Alex Jones quote, isn't it? I'm kind of retarded. I think they're retarded. I think that the globalists are a giant DMV. I think they're incompetent and stupid. And they stumbled into destroying the West. That's my two cents. But anyway, here is, you decide. Here is a clip of a woman essentially saying we're going to destroy the West. Is it a plan? Or is she just thinking in a matter of months as opposed to decades or centuries? The battle is being fought. One family, one physician, one health center. That's why we're doing as well as we are. We're talking about the minority and strategies against the minority. So I have the solution. Every solution in the last five years, when you look at vaccine refusers.

9:16I'm not talking about, well, hesitance most of them we can talk into coming to terms, but refusers. We'll just get rid of all the whites in the United States. Because Washington is a most diverse city in the entire United States. There's seven Asian language spoken in that city. I've been a minority for more than 20 years in the city of Houston. And the majority is, we call Hispanic. That is not a race or an ethnicity that is a political designation. But a lot of them are from central South America, Mexico. Guess who wants to get vaccinated the most? Immigrants. That's what they know from the bringing disease. They're popping into your mind. You're more on the better vaccination rates in Mexico. It is the well-educated in terms of pieces of paper that they put on their wall.

10:19People that have been here a long time and it's very unfortunate. But I think we need not lose the big picture. No time do we have? 11 minutes. Oh, good. So that is estenolmasochism. That is a gene that whites have where they get to a certain amount of success and a self-immolate. They destroy themselves. I don't understand this. I'm not guilty of it, maybe because I've genetically Scottish. My parents are from Glasgow. But this need to self-sabotage. I've never understood. And anti-Style might say, oh, it's a Jewish plan. Okay, they say it started after World War II. We've always had this. Look at the way we decided to abolish slavery. Do you know how deep into debt Britain went abolishing slavery before America did? Not only do they say we can't have slaves, they went to Africa and said, you can't have slaves.

11:19And obviously people went, well, I just bought a slave. Who's going to pay me back? I will. I'm altruistic. I'm white. I'm responsible for everyone else's problems. It's in my DNA. And I believe you could probably look, look, look, look this option. Britain paid off their debt to all these slave owners like an hour ago. It actually was not an hour ago. But pretty sure it was one hour ago. I don't need you to verify this. Like 2011 or something? That's the billions of dollars in debt. And probably the equivalent of trillions today. And that is this, it's uniquely white, ethnomacicism, 2015, 10 years ago. And that woman, did you see the way she's first of all, did you notice they all laughed when someone just said the word Trump without any other words? They won't. She is an academic. She's probably a doctor. She probably has an Ivy League degree in her wall.

12:20And what did she say? She said, educated with some piece of paper on your wall. She has to stain for herself. She hates her peers. And when she said, when she poo-pooed her own diploma, everyone in the room laughed with her. Ew, us, we're so gross. I'm reminded of when I lived in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, this guy came up to me with a petition to fight the gentrification of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It was a dive before we gentrified it, by the way, much like the Third World. It was pole acts and a few Puerto Ricans. It was incredibly dangerous. There was no ATMs, no bars, cabs wouldn't go there, even though it was just over the bridge from Manhattan. And he came up to me with a petition and I go, he goes, we want to shop the gentrification here. They're trying to take down the sugar factory, the domino sugar factory. The domino sugar factory had been non-working, dead, for probably two decades. Yeah, it can go. And he wanted me to sign the petition, I go,

13:20but I'm a gentrifier. You want me to sign a petition against my own existence? And he goes, well, that's one way of putting it. And I go, so are you. And he said, and I quote, yeah, but do we really need more people like me around here? Can you imagine a Japanese person doing that? Or a Mexican? Japan was stolen from the anew. The anew were a cool indigenous group in Japan. They were friends with bears for some reason. I don't know. They all had like a pet bear. I didn't know you could do that. It seems dangerous to me. But they're hanging out with bears. The Japanese come along and destroy them all. Kill them. If you went up to a Japanese person today, it said, you stole this from the anew. You're on stolen land. I really don't know what he said at the end of this. They would laugh in your face. They wouldn't even be mad at you. It would be absurd. Go to a Mexican and call him a conquistador and say, you stole this land from the Aztecs. He'd go, oh, cool. He'd probably think it was an awesome thing you just said.

14:21We don't. We go, we're on Hookedayok took land. Gay and retarded. Let's see what God says. Ready? If he goes back to the same one, by the way, it's usually because we didn't get to the exact link he wanted us to get to. So this is the mailbag. People send us in letters every day. I read every one, which is a pain in the ass because sometimes they'll send like a 30 minute video. Don't waste my time with that crap. And here's another thing, by the way, with mailbag people. Stop sending me something that is super viral, like Afro man suing the cops. Everyone on earth has seen that video. My algo is the same as your algo. Okay. I don't need to see the most viral thing on earth. You moron. You boob. A lot of, I haven't checked the mail today.

15:21So there's a lot of unread ones. I won't have you slug through the unread ones. We talked about this the other day. Sound in movies is bad because they gave up on booms. It's boring to you inside joke. I'll try to stay away from inside baseball on this show. Here's a guy named Ed who is sending us the gayest low-tie heterosexual man he's ever seen. This is Papa Joel. No, not you. I did see a guy today who's gayer than this. He had a, they call them reborn. He has a reborn doll. They're super expensive. I have a funny story about that. Okay. Somebody gave my ex-girl friend's little daughter a reborn doll. Didn't know what it was. So she's just carrying around this like aborted fetus doll. Oh, the person who gave it didn't know what it was. Yeah. So she just thought it was a really high quality doll. Yeah. Yeah. No, we figured out what it was. And we were like mortified.

16:22That's like getting your kid one of these sex dolls. And just assuming it's a very tall, very realistic dolly. You know, my mother-in-law came into some money not too long ago. And she grew up very poor. She's an Indian from the res. And so she would buy my kid's toys. But she, the dollar sign was infinite. So they were really to Peewee Herman, because I showed it to them. So she'd buy them like Peewee dolls and the Billy Barty dolls from the show. But they were all collectors editions. There'd be like a $200 in the box Peewee that she would buy them. And they just drag around this super rare toy that would make fat guys drool. So this is a kid's show, Papa Joel. And I've always said, can you imagine doing children's music? Like the wheels on the bus go round and round and all that? I would kill myself. I think it's important that it exists. Kids should be able to enjoy their terrible taste in music.

17:22But doing kid shows or kid stuff, I would be suicidal. Anyway, this guy's happily volunteering his time. Boys, time for lunch. How do you not know how to wave? Oh, okay. Okay, here we go. By the way, this guy's incredibly successful. Yummy oranges and mangoes. Yummy dumplings. Yummy dumplings. These are dumplings. Yummy dumplings. Somebody trick his heart. Look at him. He looks like he hates eating them. Wow. Oh, no, the toy. All right, so yes, we're all on the same page. Doing kid content must be Hell on Earth. Hell on Earth. Ready? Yes, I'm ready. I'm going to spin it super hard.

18:28What would God like us to talk about? Oh, this is an unfortunate topic. I don't know how okay it is to do one in four wars. This is black's behaving badly. And it's a subject I've been avoiding for length. I committed this length to not drink hard liquor, to not talk about myself to my wife too much, and to not discuss racism when it comes to the African-American community. Not because that's wrong, but because I do it too much. But I didn't choose his subject. The Lord wants us to discuss black's behaving badly. Okay, fine. It's not up to me. Here is a woman parking diagonally in a spot, getting confrontational with everyone about it, and then claiming she's pregnant, which I don't believe she is. That's one of the worst parking jobs possible.

19:35It's one thing to screw up this badly, but to be arrogant about it. One rude rude rude rude person. I'm impressed with your lack of epithets. What a rude rude person. The lines are there, so you know, why do you make sure you get that she's over the line? The lines are there, so that she's recording it, like she's in the right. That's okay. All right, take a picture of it. I mean, you're not supposed to. You're not supposed to. Now, now you're not. You're asking me to move that. This is the kind of guy who's friends with his mom. I asked you, and you don't like this people. He probably calls his mom by her first name, if you wrote that. He sits and has tea with his mom and her friend, and they just gossip for hours. He's one of the golden girls.

20:39You know, we were talking about the bar last night. The way it's called being four years of others. We're all older than the golden girls. Oh, yeah, what they're supposed to be. Yeah, like she that super old curmudgeon in it was like 50. We got 55 seconds. 55 seconds. Okay, let's see the description one more. So that's a black paving badly. I'm not happy about that subject. So when he shows up the next time you see him, he'll have bee stung lips, my Shanghai cheekbones, and long blonde hair. And it's the same guy, but it's a gal. So I, you know how like when someone has cancer, everyone shaves their head, Sean and I will also be getting post. What's it called? Sex woman. It's a man, man. And I don't want to tell you I'd live your life, but I think it would mean a lot to Alex and to Sean and I if you would do it too. That's inevitably all of this like woke stuff. That's what it leads to, by the way. Like vice, I started vice media many years ago

21:40and they formed a union. Okay, fine. We want better wages. Yeah, sure you deserve a little more. These baristas deserve two more dollars an hour, okay. And then they want health coverage. That sounds good. Yeah, you should be able to, you know, get semantic biotics if you get a cut infected. And what do they do that they always want sex reassignment surgery? And that's 150 grand. So three people at your company do that? I don't know what your net is, but I doubt it has an extra 450. Next, Alex has 2.7 trillion to pay off his debts, but most companies don't have 450 grand just sitting in the bank. And that's what it inevitably becomes. But anyway, sorry. God wants us to talk about Trump. Are you on where are you on the Trump train? Let's see. I am waiting. I'm standing black and standing by about. Stand black, stand.

22:41I'm like a proud boy. Stand back, stand by. I'm totally optimistic. I'm still on the Trump train. Mega, by the way, his support is at 100%. There's Republicans who are mad at him. There's probably a lot of info wars. People that are mad at him. A lot of our subscribers are mad at him. But mega core is currently at 100%. You don't often see the number 100. Like condoms are 99.9% reliable. No one wants to say 100. The only other time I heard 100 is they did a survey of Native Americans. One of the questions was do you have any close family members who have a problem with alcohol and 100% said yes. Even Kim Jong Un just won his election by 99.9. Kim Jong Un had one person who didn't vote for him. It's probably Kim Jong Un. So this story is kind of long. We see how much we can bear. But this is a senator whose son got in such a brutal accident

23:42that he was basically handicapped. And Trump was obsessed with this kid. That's story. Ron, I'm going to try to get into with that crying then. Well, just pause for a second here. If there's any young people watching, you should know that you become a homo after the age of 50. I don't know what it is. If there was a pedophile in front of you and someone chopped his head off, you would just watch it like this. If someone shot you, you'd be like, ow, what the hell was that about? That you're unflappable when it comes to those kind of things. But if it involves the weak, children, groups of people getting together to overcome adversity, for example, the film School of Rock, you will catch yourself balling your eyes out. A Marine surprising his son, God forbid the son is handicapped,

24:45surprising him at school. You're sitting there at your computer, balling your eyes out like a complete pifter. I saw a video the other day of a kid who got a cochlear implant. I might even cry just talking about it. And the mother says, can you hear me? And he goes, but he can't even talk. He's so thrilled to be able to hear. You're sitting there at work like, I wish I was warned. Two things you got to know about being old. You need reading glasses, all of a sudden. And you ball your eyes out at anything involving children under duress. But you're also tougher at the same time. It's strange. Anyway, go ahead. It's not about present Trump's about my son. So my son was a really world class athlete. And January 17th of 2020, which my view was an election year. He had a really serious brain injury. Woke up 26 hours later, he's a different kid. We almost lost him.

25:47For 26 hours, he had extremely low pulse. There was a time that they thought that they'd lost his pulse altogether. And when he woke up, he was just different. I mean, here he had a world class athlete that wrestled all over the world since he was 12 years old. And he couldn't touch his nose. He couldn't walk about Sheffield's feet. He had short-term memory loss. And he couldn't control his muscles. He couldn't add 5 plus 3. He was in high school at that time. I was in high school. He had to learn how to read, walk everything. And the president found out about it. And he gave me a call immediately. And one thing that the president dropped about was he said, he said, let me get this straight. He doesn't know who you and Chris Yard, but he knew I was because the only question you got right is who the president was. And he said, Trump, with his cocky grin on his face. But the president didn't understand the severity of it. But he heard it in my voice, and immediately he went to work. I told him we had to get to Beckerstown, California, to the center for neural skills, which is one of the best neural rehabilitation places in the world. And the president offered to send his plane, his personal plane,

26:50this president of the United States. And I said, sir, we can't fly, we've got to drive. We get there and he called almost every day for two weeks, checking on Jim. And then he says, I'm going to come see. And now this is the middle of the election. This is Beckerstown, California. Really not a area he's got to go campaign. Okay, so this is very long. It's how long? Like four minutes? I doesn't say. Anyway, I'll just, I'll paraphrase it for you. So the kid, these kids need a trigger to get back on track. They don't know where they are. They're disoriented, but usually something like a song or something will get them back. And they start relearning everything, but they need a catalyst. And he didn't know who his father was. He didn't know who he was. But he knew Trump was president. Trump shows up. Trump talks to him. It helps trigger him in a good way. And he starts rehabilitation. So Trump saved his son's life in many ways. Didn't, this was not advertised. We're hearing about it now for the first time. And I've heard this about Trump. I'm obviously biased. I mean, client to think it's part of his Scottish DNA, his mom is Scottish.

27:50But if you talk to any secret service members about Trump, they always go, he's a pain in the ass, because he keeps talking to me about my life. Like, how's your daughter? So she's at Bard now, right? Now she wanted to transfer innocent. And he's like, he knows more about the secret service kids than they do. But they're like, yeah, I think she did want to transfer. Yeah. And let's, sir, we got to get going here. And he's like, all right, all right. What's going on? Now, you had that looked at, right? Like that, very bad word. And, yeah, one of the problems of working with Trump is that he talks to you about yourself too much. And you can't get stuff done. He's incredibly interested in other people. That's not his reputation on the left, of course. The reputation is that he's a fascist, whatever that means. I think they've diluted that word into a point, the point where we all want to be called fascists. It sounds awesome. But that's why he's so successful, I think, is because he cares what other people. I got into an argument with Charles Murray

28:53once of the bell curve fame. I went to one of his talks and we did a Q&A after. And he said, he hates Trump because Trump doesn't pay his contractors. That's a common criticism. And it sounds cool to make that your beef because it sounds like you're with the working class. I live in New York City. I built businesses in New York cities. Businesses in New York cities. I ran a media company. We had stores all over New York City, vice clothing stores. The way it works in New York is everything is a hustle in a bad way. It's like Tammany Hall gangs in New York, build a butcher. It hasn't changed since those days. So you want to build a store for 10 bucks, right? You get all the bids. One of them is nine bucks. You get the bill and it's 14 bucks. So you pay the guy 11 bucks or 12 bucks. Now on paper, it looks like you shorted this dude, two bucks. But you actually paid him $3 more than the bid. So this whole notion of Trump rips off contractors

29:54and doesn't pay people. Yeah, people lie. It's New York City. Construction was run by the mob. The Jacob Javits Center over here on the West Side Highway. That was the Westies and the Italian Mafia murdering each other over who gets the cement contracts. So that's the world he's in. When you act like Charles Murray, who am I a door, by the way? The Cromudgeon's Guide to Getting Head is a better book than the Bulkerv. Brilliant writer, but he's an academic elitist. And people who aren't in the trenches. People who are not in the trenches don't understand that that's New York life. And that's why he's such a great president. And as far as the Trump train goes, I am 100% on board until we see American soldiers dying in Iran. I've already have all my anti-Semitic pals, of which about half my friends have gone full anti-Semi these days. Much to my chagrin. But they're already gloating. Like, ha ha Gavin, you supported that Israel cuck

30:55and all our boys are going to go die in Iran. Okay, wait till you're right before you glow. As of now, we've got what? Nine dead Americans in that war? I don't want any boys to die, obviously. But 20 blacks were killed by blacks today. 210 people will overdose on opioids. America is a very big country. One of the biggest 340 million I think we're at. So I hate that nine are dead, but I don't count that as a catastrophe. Vietnam was 60,000. That's a catastrophe. Grenada, I think, was eight. The Falkland War? What was that? Probably a hundred. When we get into a hundred, you can glow. All right, so I'm still on the Trump train. Still a little guy. And it's worth noting that God just sent us to a story about him saving a kid who had a serious brain injury. I didn't go there. He went there. Take it up with the big guy.

32:01What would you like to discuss next, God? Oh, okay. This kind of implies God wants to wrap it up. How much time do we have? 13 minutes. Okay. Oh, I can't wrap it up, sir. I'm at work. But at the end of every episode, we have what we call the final video. It's just a dumb viral video to sort of say goodbye. Like America's funniest home video is kind of Ibe. This is a cool story. Actually, I know why God sent us here. So this is illegal. I don't speak skateboard. This could be a three-quarter Ollie flipside on a front-tailed no-ender Ollie McFlip. But this kid wants to land a trick where he does, I don't know, an Ollie kick flip onto the railing of an escalator. It's weird. You... This is in New York City. It's weird someone would design something so skateboard-friendly in New York. Like every bench has divots in it, so homeless people can't lie down. Everything...

33:01Every subway has these little steel bars so you can't slide down. But I guess no one told this architect where this structure is going to be. The first day we went, he just did the drop-in. Like he went. And that day was pretty mellow. There wasn't like a lot of people there. It was like a rainy day, I think. Because we were like trying to figure out where we were going to skate. That looks like the subway by World Trade. The new one there. With the obelisk or something. I'm asking a very good tour guide right now. Like a few weeks prior. And he got in his head that he wanted to try to just drop in on it. But he was like, I think I can trade football. I met a Marine the other day. I think I could get the train. And he talked about when he left the core and he said, I left with two broken legs. And I was like, you jumped off a roof on a dare, didn't you? And he's like, I don't want to talk about it. But yes. Two broken legs. That's usually not combat. That's usually Cours banquet. Trade flip is like, okay, I do.

34:02That would be super sick. We got to try that for sure. You know, he drops in a couple times to warm up. But then he starts like putting the trade flip down. And putting the what down? He's like, he's getting there. He's kind of like getting used to it, you know? And then security comes, right? And they're starting to talk to him. Like, you guys can't be here, you know? Like, he's like, okay, okay, just like a couple more tries. And they're like, nah, he almost had it. And he's like, okay, like just just give me a few more tries. And he keeps trying it. Like while they're like, you know, on the escalator, like trying to get him to come off. But eventually they can kind of fed up and call over the police, right? At that point, you know what's funny about men? The cops like that. This guy's not particularly good at telling stories, but he's good at telling stories. That's one of our worst guys here in the man community. And he's good at telling a story. Women, we love you. You create life. You shape life. You build a home. Well, you make a home, I should say. When everyone, when anyone at work is like,

35:02God, I just want to get home. What do they mean? They mean the thing their wife created. Being homesick is really being mom sick. So we adore you. But you just suck at telling stories and jokes. Also, I'm going to go out in the limb here. I think women are bad at gossiping. Yeah, you heard it here first, folks. My wife will go out on a girl's night and she'll come back and I'm like, let's dish the tea. What do you got? And she's like, oh, we just talked about our kids. No one's having an affair. No one had an abortion. What? No one's cheating on their husband. You got nothing? I got better stories about the marine with his two broken legs. Sorry, go ahead. It tries at one more time and now is the attempt to where he, like, rolls all the way down and kind of slips out at the bottom. So the second time, there was kind of like, security said you guys got to go between. I think we had like a week before I was going to move from.

36:04By the way, if you're watching this and you're mad, you're old. I just want you to know and you're no fun. It's like kind of like now or never. Damn, we're going to scratch the marble. I'm going to have to go down because I know he really wanted to do it. And okay, he's got it. Yeah, like at this point, like, because there's so many people, like crowds, but it just sort of formed just like a few people. Just pause. This reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld was talking about skateboarders and he kept seeing this guy do the same trick and skateboarders by their very nature are doing something they can't do. So if you look at skateboarders, they're skaters, they're falling. If they're doing a trick, they know how to do that's a waste of time. They so they're constantly losing. You know, who else is like that? Entrepreneurs that nine out of 10 businesses fail. So if you if you were to like look through the crystal ball at any entrepreneur at any given time, they're dealing with a bankrupt restaurant that didn't get off the ground. And that's skateboarders. And Jerry Seinfeld goes, I saw these kids play. I saw them falling and getting back up and I thought that guy's going to be okay.

37:05He's going to do well. So what is the deal with falling? This is a metaphor, folks. Everything is a metaphor. God didn't send us here because he likes to skate. God is not possessed to skate. That's a good title for this. This is a being like all in all probably like 30 or 40 people is just at the bottom like watching or at the top watching him do this. That's another thing too for this metaphor. 30 to 40 people have gathered watching this. We all want entrepreneurs to do well. We're not jealous per se. I'm jealous when someone has eight kids. But mostly if we walk by a restaurant and there's two people in there, our heart's break. That was also a Seinfeld episode where he goes by the end of your restaurant. It doesn't go well for me. Yeah, everyone watching this wants this guy to land this trick. They don't want it to become a regular skate spot where people are in danger. But this guy's breaking the rules and we're all rooting for him. Eventually we finally put it down and just rolls away. It was just like, you know, just like such a, yes, I should like a triumph of moment with all the build up and like all the tries and stuff like that.

38:08Everyone's cheering. Isn't that awesome? We want you to, we don't want you to break all the rules like park diagonally and start yelling at people and pretending you're pregnant, but bending the rules and then leaving. That's the American way. That's what I love about this country. All right. I feel like we're getting, we keep going like to this area. I want to get to like this area. No, not that area. We just did that area. I want to go to this area. Sometimes we talk about hot chicks, which is a sin. You're coveting the neighbor's wife. So God almost never sends us to hotties. I think it's okay to ogle broads. Sprinkles. Okay. Interesting subject, God. For those of you not familiar with my show, we discuss humor a lot, comedy, stand-up comedy. And many guys are good at this job.

39:10Tom Segura is a funny gentleman. Bert Kreischer is a funny gentleman. Those guys are successful because they work hard at comedy and they pay the bills and that's that. They're not gifted, however. Like there's bands for the weekend. Actually, that's the bad example. BTO are an incredible band, but there's bands that are just good. They play the songs and they get it done. Then there's sprinkles. There's guys with like 10 top 10 hits. Those are few and far between those songwriters. And I say that God gave them magical sprinkles. And this week we did the 16 funniest people alive. I forgot to put in Tim Robbins. Robbins. Tim Robbins, I'm sorry, which I am apologetic about. That was a mistake. So go into that doc, Sean. Tim Robbins, you actually could even pull up the doc. It's not very aesthetically pleasing to show a Google doc on the show.

40:11But and I hope there's no swear words or n words in this particular private document. But he's number, I think, so Louis CK is a funniest person in the world. Tim Robinson is the second funniest person in the world, and I didn't include him. Okay, so stop showing people how the sausage is made. I just want to see what number he is. So he's number two. Show, what's the first clip there? I think it's the nachos thing where he told the waiter. He paid the waiter to tell his date that she's hogging the nachos. And that's a rule they have at the restaurant. She promptly figures it out and chastises her date. That keeps going too. He does a what that is like the highest note a human can do. Gold. Then there's the bid he did where he was dressed up in a weird costume as a prank. That's also I think in the notes.

41:12And he decides not only does he hate this prank, but he wants to die. Take a deep breath. I can't. Buddy, I can't do this. We didn't wait too long. You can do this. I'm telling you I can't. I'm so hot. Look, you're fine. Okay, go over, grab that guy. Too many swear words in this bit. Let's stop that. Anyway, he's gonna I'm gonna rip the mask off from too hot. And then he goes, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be alive. So I regret not including him in our top 16 funniest people alive today. I also neglected Nick Mullin. I guess he hasn't put out stand-up in a while. So I kind of forgot about him. But that's the beauty of these lists. You put you put it together as best you can. And you inevitably include someone you shouldn't have included. Like that southern bell. I don't think she's in the top 16 anymore. What's her name? Kathleen Robertson or something. She's the 17th funniest person in the world.

42:14Blanford. Well, what's her name? Catherine Blanford. She's now the 17th funniest. Sorry, my dear. You'll still have a very lucrative career. There's 340 million people trying to be funny. You're the 17th best. So you didn't make it into the top 16. I had to push you out for Tim and Nick. This is Nick Mullin, by the way. And what number is he? He appears to be 14th. 13th? He's right between 7 and 8 and some kind of top 8. So he's 8th? 8 is no longer 8. Okay. He's the 8th funniest man alive. Now, I'm just showing you who this person is. This clip doesn't necessarily, isn't necessarily the 8th funniest thing in the world, obviously. And I know you hate bucket hats. I agree with you. I know you're annoyed by Americans who drink tea. Me too. But try to ignore that. It's like dog fighting. It's the worst thing in the world, which I'm not going to get it with you. But if you got a problem with dog fighting,

43:16you're a racist person. You got to re-examine your racism. Because it's cultural. You know what I mean? We got bigger problems in the world than a couple of fellas having a nice afternoon. Maybe some fucking mean. Oh, they sensed it. A couple of dogs in the parking lot. I don't know why you're mad about that. Can everybody have? We got 34 seconds. All right, well, we made only intro the next subject.