03-09-26 - BR - MON - Japanese Scientists Develop Onion That Won't Make You Cry - Former Prisoner Bangs Other Prisoner In PortaJohn On Work Duty At BBQ Fest - Man In Malaysia Has 40 Teeth

0:00Hey, it's Brady from HMS, and I'm here with Christy Hayden from the AZ Wildlife World Zoo. This is the best time of year to come out to Wildlife World. The weather's great, and you have to come out and see our new baby, Pygmy Hippo. And if you want to book a private encounter while you're out, you can book one with a sea lion, a sloth, or our new Blackfooted Penguin encounter, or you can die next to our Shark Tank at Dylan's Barbecue. By going to our website at wildlifeworld.com, we're located off the 303 in Northern Avenue and the West Valley. Check out wildlifeworld.com, do it today. It's John Holberg here, and I've found a place I'm genuinely excited about modern resolution windows and doors, and it all started because my front door just broke, not stuck, not squeaky. The thing actually broke. So I called them, and from the first meeting I could tell family run, local, they care about doing things right, it was great. Check them out, modernresolution.com, great people, great work, modern resolution windows and doors, my new find, and your home's new upgrade. Free in-home consultations, so just call text or book online, modernresolution.com, column 480-665-5732.

1:03Still screaming. Holberg's morning sickness. Don't mind it, maybe a KUVD.com. For all you people listening live to the podcast taping that's going on, from 545 till 10 or so, you now have a chance to tap that track. When corn is on, when a system of the down's on, Marilyn Manson, anyone playing the Sick New World Festival, April 25th in Las Vegas, Nevada, you can tap that track. Five of you are going to get tickets to the Sick New World Festival. One of you is going to get the VIP package and tickets to the show. You can hotel, give you some gas money, 200 bucks up there, keep this thing alive, every single time on the app or on the website, a song will pop up, it'll prompt you to say, click here and throw you in the pile. That's how that works. It's as simple as that. Listen on the app, listen on the website, God forbid you listen to the radio on the radio, and then we have to listen to

2:04our idiot owners start telling us about how, how come nobody listens on the radio? Geez, I don't know. Also, I'd like to say that the system that we've had for commercials that's been spectacular for 10 years has been monkeyed with. So you're going to hear some spots from Thanksgiving every once and a while. We don't know why, but we've been told that that's normal. If we did it, we'd have to pay money back. But it's totally, they're trying something new, they said. And I'm like, why it wasn't broken? Yeah, but we're trying something new. And for a while, it's just going to run whatever it wants. There's nothing you can do about it. So if you hear a spot, like, if it shows up again, it's not us. We didn't do it. If it's just all the sudden doing something, we didn't do it. It's just in the system and the computer's going crazy. And Eric won't be at Margarita Roxas, but it's going to start talking about Margarita Roxas. And if Chuck RT gives out, it's just the computers decided to, you know, it's got all timers, and it's doing some clarity memories. We don't know. But evidently, the thing that was not broken needed to be played with. And now it's playing spot, we don't know when they're coming up.

3:04So it looks on the screen that it's going to do the right thing. And then it'll play like Fandall football ads. We don't understand why it's not us. I'm not taking the blame for it. Some jackass in the suit decided to say, what's not broken? It's like the commercials. Let's work on that. So they decided to screw around with something that wasn't broken. And now it is. And they're saying, don't worry about it. That's normal. Because they're really bad at their jobs. And poor lane downstairs is like, yeah, they did it in Chicago. And it did the same thing. It's like, well, why did they pass that on to us? They just dumb working things out. And not that. Because it was working before. Hey, how's your car running dead? Seems to be good, doesn't it? All right, I'm going to go ask someone to start moving some stuff around. If it stops working, that's normal. Oh, okay. That's because I've been monkeyin' with it. All right. Once I screwed with it, it stopped working. That's totally okay. Hen heads. How come no one listed Iranian? Brady, do you have any ideas?

4:05I don't know, maybe because you jackasses keep saying not to. Idiots. Let's get right to it. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows we call this. The Brady Report. And it's brought to you by all pro-shade concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. 20 plus years in the business, doing this job. And they are custom-building shades for you. They'll block up to 95% of the sun's BUV rays. The dust, the wind, all the stuff. There's been windy, man. Woof. And the whole city smells like baby aspirin. My favorite time here. Oh, I get those orange blossoms going. You get that baby aspirin smell in the air. And it reminds you when you were five. And you had a little headache. And they gave you that delicious orange aspirin. Oh, it all smells so good. But there's a lot of dust and pollen and stuff in the air. And those shades they put up. They're going to cut a lot of that down for you. You can choose from the manual ones. Motorized options. They've got it all in. They'll come by your house for a free and home consultation. You got an idea. Like, hey, I want to try this. They will make sure that idea is awesome.

5:06They design it and they help you out. All you have to do is check them out. AllproShade.com. Brady, report it. Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Hi. Happy National Barbie Day. New. National Get Over It Day. Yeah. And National Meatball Day. Hey, there you go. Couple of basis fun facts. In the United States, one third of workers in hospitality and tourism are immigrants. Say it again. One third of workers in hospitality and tourism are immigrants. All right. Isn't the argument that we're all immigrants? Isn't that what I'm always hearing? Is the word legal involved itself in that? Yeah, they left that out. That's the weird one right because I'm pretty sure. Because that would be 100%. I mean, I'm not well. I'm eventually. I am not an immigrant, but I am descended of, but we all are. Yeah. I think they are. What about at Talking Stick?

6:07Talking about this Talking Stick Casino? Yeah. Like they have a percentage? 30%. I don't know. That's what they say. They're sitting in the United States. Is the only ones that aren't immigrants? Yeah, they should say the other way. They hire all Indians. Like we're all 100%. Natural. Homegrown farm to table. Well, Miami is the only major American city that was founded by a woman. And look at her name is Julia Tuddle. She owned a citrus company. The longest word in English is 189,819 letters. Go. And it could take you three and a half hours to say it. Try. Well, it's good. Good request there. It's a chemical name of a protein called tintin. And it's not in the dictionary. It's a technical word.

7:07Some people argue that it shouldn't count. But Mr. B stride it on YouTube in 2017. And did you get through? I don't think so. Here's a rundown of some of the weird things that went unclaimed in airports last year. A fully assembled robot. They think it maybe I'll take it. Was a prototype along with a bionic knee. I had a moat built in mode around it. But they're like pretty sure it looks like a prototype. Yeah, we know what they were doing. We already talked about that. A set of grills made with diamonds and 10 karat gold. Teeth grills, not like teeth grills. Kind of like Kanye and Post Malone were. A meteorite. They were able to figure out it was part of a meteor that fell on the earth in 1576. And somebody checked that?

8:08They could have been in the package. Unclaimed. You don't keep that in your, you know, you bring it on board. Not leaving that one unless someone let him know that, Hey, there's a chunk there. Because in that illegal. Can you forget it? Well, that's a moon would be illegal. Like a meteorite. The moon is. Yeah, that's right. Moon bits, even though they're missing like almost all of it. Tons of it got stolen or they don't know where half the moon is. A one ounce gold bar. It was worth several thousand dollars. Matching pair of samurai swords. Gold plated golf clubs. Japanese brand Hama. Makes a few types of gold played the clubs. Full set can cost anywhere from a few grand to $60,000. Those are mine. I forgot those. The most valuable find was a pair of diamond ear ranks. Retail at $45,000. That's pretty good. What? In a Rolex.

9:0835 grand. They didn't say the airport. There was as there one that has this problem more often than others. Yeah, it didn't say. I always go like baggage claim and I see that big pile of bags on a busy day. Just over in the corner. Remember they had those people that would go down and just steal bags. Nobody ever checks. I don't know how. That system is just what? They did for a while. You had to match. Yeah, I remember that. But then that went away. It just you could just do whatever and then they have cameras, I guess, but Scientists in Japan have created an onion that does not make your eyes water when you chop it. What? What will they do now? They've been working on it for over 20 years. And you could start seeing them in stores here in the States pretty soon. I gotta say they call it the smile ball. I gotta say this is a controversial take. But I'm willing to go there.

10:10It might be time we dropped a nuke on ourselves because it makes you pretty damaged genius. Like what these people have done since we threw sunshine on them is unbelievable. They weren't doing this before. We dropped sunshine on them. The next thing you know, they invented better cars and technology and TVs and they went crazy. Now they're doing onions that tear free onions. This is a put another one on them. I bet so they can reinvent an entire planet. And the States will market them under the name Goldies. Unbelievable. You put sunshine on people and the next thing you know, they're coming up with great ideas. Everything's better. When we come up with an idea and you tell Japan, we're thinking about doing this. On your normal people cry. Yeah, it's got to taste like an onion though. It's got to be the same. Yeah, we'll work on that and they did it. The tournament is on and underdog is the place where the upsets, the buzzer

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13:18It was a 98-inch television at Best Buy. It was about three pounds. It was one hand. Come on. Yeah, you'd pick it right up. Nothing. Have you seen those fabric TVs? Unbelievable. That's like way like a flag. It's all just, it's that sunshine, man. We got an inmate in Florida. He's facing new charges after he's snuck away from a work assignment to get it on inside of a portable, a portage on. With another prisoner? Uh, yeah, former prisoner. Huh? Indian River County jail is in Veribiche, Florida. Time out. Why is a former prisoner at a prison? So this guy was on a work, dude. He was off, off site from the prison. He's working at a vent, picking up trash, like a promo event. Like, um, that's allowed. Like we're just hanging banners. Come see our prison. You just go to like the, the ostrich festival.

14:19They hire prisoners. He's on a crew of low-level inmates called trustees. They get to work. Events. Yeah. And so this, uh, 35-year-old Hartley Sanchez, who was serving food, felt like snuck off mid-shift. Security can was caught him on video, so talking to two women near a bank of porta-potties, then one of the women went into the porta-pottie. And after checking if the coast was clear, he joined her. Oh, what? Turned out she was a former inmate. Uh-huh. It's not clear how she knew Hartley before they're in counter. Not at his door. It felt like it was just, uh, a fling. But he was questioned about it, freely admitted that, yeah, we were there to get it on. Uh, she is not in trouble, but Hartley is. She's not in trouble with the law, Brady, but literally in life, she's in trouble, because the decision she made that day is the worst I've ever heard.

15:19He's been in jail awaiting trial for a theft and drug possession. Now he's facing charges of attempting to escape. She had sex in a portage on with a prisoner at a barbecue. He's looking to tack it on another 15-year-old. He knew it, he knew it. Think of the class involved in a woman that says, well, he ain't getting at it any time soon, but I like him. So I'm going to do it over everybody else's poop. Well, here's the woman he, uh, did you, you said it was at a barbecue? Oh, she's, it's Rachel Maddow. Oh, wow. Do you know what a portage on is at a barbecue festival? Well, a lot of people found out this past weekend, because that channel or barbecue starts happening. So it's got to be smelly. I would think so. A little rich. Yeah. I'm going to run with your slight assessment of that. Yeah. We forget we had a, uh, funny little guy who, of course, he had his day. I don't care about that. Funny a deep blue. They were at least free citizens with votes. This, this guy is a jailbird and she,

16:22and he wooed her. Larry get on the ball. He got laid at a barbecue festival, even though he's a prisoner. And what kind of lines is he running that makes you go, I don't care about any of that. Just bend me over this toilet. That dude's serving food is hot. He's hot. He's going to be in jail for a long time. He's got a, he's got a record. It can't be that bad. They wouldn't let him work the barbecue festival. I'm going to f*** over everybody else's feces. Let me meet that trustee. I like to be face down and a portage on toilet just looking at all that mess. Well, I'm getting aroused back there. Where else can you look? You're looking in the hole. At all that I had, when I pee in a portage on, I don't look down. Oh, no, that's, that's the last thing you do. She managed to self lubricate in one of those. He had her looking down.

17:23Do we have a future? No, I mean, jail for like a decade. I still got a weight on you. She was, she looked like he was probably looking down too. The smell of the portage on was probably better than that thing. What kind of parents did you have? Were they wolves? You made that. Why don't I'm banging the portage on? I got a little class lift. I'll screw it. Let's do this. Here's zero dignity at all. I'll add that to my parent bingo card. I don't ever want to read a headline. No, no, see Alex or have Alex tell you one thanksgiving tonight. Dad, remember a trustee in Florida. There may be nothing worse than the push pull visual of the bottom of a portage on toilet. As your head goes over it, top and bottom and you know, you're going to at one point see something in there and just go, what in the hell is that?

18:26Are you done yet? It's kind of hard to finish the smell and all. You think they went to the hand sanitizer station afterwards out front? No. No, they don't think there's people inside. No, I don't think there's people know what that is. Use different lube. They don't know what that is. Oh, it burns. Okay, why are you using this thingy? How is this in the bucket here? It's the K-Wide bucket. They keep in the portage on for us classy folk. If you've had sex in a portage on, you're so, you're like human aides. Like that's just gross. You're just gross. As a dude, it's different. As a woman. Come on. You can't come out of that with it. Up your game. First off, it's not a good story for a lady. She's not going to sit at post-tenus. I have a tell you ladies about time I did that prisoner in the portage. Like you're not, you've got no friends. If you're a portage on horror, you're always a portage on horror. You can't, you can't kiss your kids good night. Portage on, baby.

19:27Yeah, well, if you got pregnant in a portage on, hang yourself with the umbilical cord. That's my boy, blue. Because that's the color he was when I dropped him into the trough. Humanity. I can't wait for these robots. We got a couple in Ohio. Oh, wait. The guy won a million dollar scratch off a few years ago. And his wife went into a crogr store in Circleville, bought a scratcher. He starts scratching it off and numbers are matching. She's like, holy crap, I won $200,000. She checks it out. She won $200,000 for the next 25 years. $5 million. Nice. Total jackpot. Wow. She said he gets none of it. He's been sharing his million dollar scratcher for a while. He's cut.

20:27Well, that's legally this is mine. So, I've been getting the raw end of the deal here. This guy in Malaysia is in the Guinness World Record. Brett, this one for you, for the number of teeth he has in his mouth. He has 42 of them. Wow. 10 more than the average adult. He first noticed something was up in 2021. Well, I know I'm just thinking that. I was just counting with my tongue. I'm like, don't we all have the same amount? Yeah. Isn't the outlier guy with less or more than 32? Well, some people might not have all four wisdom teeth come in. Maybe we have two or more. Isn't that the 36? Yeah, doesn't that bump you past? No, I thought Brett doesn't have the proper amount of teeth, but that's just temporary. Right. Right, you're missing one right now because I get you a new one. Uh, so in 2021, a failing member count of 38, then an X-ray showed four more still waiting to come in. How do you have a mouth that big?

21:28He's got teeth on the inside of his, like your molars. There looks like there's another rug. Like a shark? Yeah, almost. Yeah. Oh, man. You count? It does include 32 includes the wisdom teeth. I have 31 and I had my wisdom teeth taken out. He had incisors, four canines, eight pre-molars and 12 molars. All right. Don't watch me count teeth. Well, you're kind of hard not to. You've got a special mouth. What? Wow, I'm going to start doing that. I'm doing my own way. I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for it. I'm out for an implant. It only turns Brady into a violent, hillbilly rapist. Can't a man touch his own teeth without you getting a heart on? You got a pretty mouth. All right, settle down. I have 31 teeth. Yeah, but you knew you're missing one, right?

22:28How do you miss one? Everybody had all my wisdom teeth taken out. You said that was 32 with wisdom teeth. And did you write it was it for all for them? I don't know your number any. Well, one of them is a double who looks like a twin. That would be less. Well, no, I'm when you went over the bump. It's one, two, three counting. I know how my teeth operate. Yeah, whatever. There's something, something. Check out homeworks morning sickness podcast. Send an IDAKUPD.com. It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness and I am thrilled to show away from my friends at turf monsters. Turf monsters doesn't just do turf either. They design everything about how you want to live. Sports, golf, pets, entertainment, purgolas, pool stuff, whatever you want. And the quality is incredible. It looks real that grass. It drains perfectly. There's basically no maintenance, no mud, no grass. A backyard you actually enjoy. If you thought about upgrading your outdoor space, start right there at turfmonstersaz.com. Make your backyard the best room in the house. Check it out. turfmonstersaz.com.

23:29It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness to tell you about the core institute. People who met me found out that I've had four major operations in the last four years. They're blown away. I've had both shoulders replaced and both hips replaced because I was an absolute disaster. Before my surgeries, I was in pain. Now no one knows I've had any issues. People who hear multiple surgeries assume they'll never be the same again. It's just not true. I'm better than I've been in 20 years. Stop quitting the things you love and get back to being the pain free you you love. The core institute.com. Holberg's morning sickness. I don't think so. I got a couple of pretty videos. How many you get on the bottom of it? 13. 36. 31. 31. All right, Dennis calls or textus? I don't like this at all. No, I wouldn't either. I got a rogue tooth. They throw an extra one in.

24:30You don't think they gave me like a above go? We did that crown for getting. We threw in an extra chopper for you. You're going to love carrots now. Yeah. One more insight. As people I always like to deal so. Yeah. How much for an extra tool? You're gonna love apples. The first pretty video is a guy proposing to a woman. All right. At a restaurant. Overhead cameras and proposals always end with cars. You see the community note. It's an AI gen. It says it right on the thing. This is an AI generated video. It's not a problem. How do you see that? It's the first thing you read. Play it anyway. Are you ready? I hope like a dinosaur attacks these people and it feels great. It's even dumber. He's proposing on a cafe outside. She said no. She says no. And then he punches her out. All right. Real. Yeah. AI real. It says so. You know what? You got confused that you don't know how to spell real properly. It says our EEL.

25:31That's what I felt. This is real. It's an AI real. Oh, God. This one is. I don't think. Well, does it say? Does not say. All right. That's another language. So we're pulling something out of a guy's tooth. It looks like a filling. But it's also like raisin. It's like he's pulling a raisin out of the center of a dude's roller. But it's not a raisin. This is a living. What is that? I don't know. It's a roller. But it's not a raisin. This is a living. What is that? It's got a hole in his tooth. It's a hole in the center of his muller. And it's filled with Christmas music. I don't know. I think it is in the insect. Now they're pulling out some. It's a bug. Oh, they're pussing the tooth. It's the center of it. This is into Gumball's mouth. This is Brett's mouth just Friday. The gum. It's a praying mantis. It does look like a praying mantis. I think it is. I bury an orchestra playing. I don't know. That's kale. That's a piece of asparagus. What is it? I don't know what kale looks like. Oh, yeah. Here, no.

26:31He saw a picture of it once. This is also a... There's like a worm that came out of this guy's tooth. It must be right there. Yeah. All right. That's enough of that. Brett's been through enough with his teeth that you don't need to see that. Yuck. It's all good now. All right. Bert. All right. The boy sent one over for Brady. All right. It's a lady. Oh, good lord. Oh, sweet Jesus. The most deformed person I've ever seen. Everything from the belly button up is okay. And then there's two little chicken legs where the legs should go. Wow. And it's doing sexy dances with a third of a human body. So is it like that pommel horse in gymnastics where you just use your palms to kind of move around? Yeah. There's no legs to use. So it's, yeah, it would be like if it's super strong upper body.

27:32You know what's great about this cripple? It's one of the worst looking things I've ever seen. It looks like Hoda Kotby if you cut her lower legs out there. And then the back wall in her bedroom is just nothing but Tiger Beet and Teen Beet pages from magazines. That's a little... All right. That's enough. Use that it's bed is off the ground. That is the grossest non-human I've ever seen. All right. That doesn't count. How about some of this? All right. She's naked and yelling at me but she looks like a fella. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then there was circumcision. There's a female circumcision right next to her. Oh, there's another one. Oh, they show their lady bits. And they've been sewn shut by whatever tribe they live in in some cruddy country. Oh, my God. Or was it a hammered sex operation? No. Those are female. I think those are dudes that's got no hammered in the...

28:32All right. I'm going to go for a surgery. Either way, it's disturbing. Although that one has very nice thoughts. That she does ice cream. But she got fake boobs. God, I wish I knew it. Did a good job on that. Do we have anybody from whatever spill the earth can translate that terrible language for us? Something about Discover Card. You think that was India? I didn't know. I thought it was like... Stan a Stan. I agree. I think it's a... Yeah, it's one of the stands. This one is Kirby Shown Brady, how to smoke weed. All right. It's a kid. Is that it? It's a chicken. It's a dead duck. And he's made a bong out of a dead duck. And he's smoking weed out of a dead duck. That will happen at Brady's house when Kirby finds a roasted duck.

29:33It's one of the guys from a K-pop band and he's doing that. Has anyone seen my duck in the fridge? Hey man, we were outside playing with your duck. Did you smoke it? Yep. We were smoking my dad with me. Oh no. And that... I don't know. All right, where are we here? Oh, there's a... Hey! Nine-year-old woman with a sex object. Oh, she's deep-throating. A sex toy at a weird party. She's in her 90s. Her breasts are down to her hips. With no teeth. There's no teeth. Her bottoms all the way. She pulled this out of her purse. It's about a ten-incher. She eats the whole thing, then takes that. Starts weaving it around at the party. And that dude that's banging the... The drum. Yeah, he's playing for the... He's looking right at her. This is like a wedding. It looks like. And then that lady did that. That's somebody's caramel. Oh my god. That's somebody's... She gets all round up. Babu. Somebody's babu. Oh, here's an accident for her.

30:33There's a guy who's slid down a road on a motorcycle. I'm guessing his ass is... Yep, he fell off a... Kawasaki dirt bike in his pants ripped up. And his ass has tons of road rash on it. And his friends have decided to fill in the road rash red. Doesn't help. Oh. And what's got her at home? His ass is the color of the inside of a watermelon. And this was supposed to be for... Oh, this was supposed to be Friday, but... Oh, boy. All right, it's a waterboard fetishing lady. What? Oh, so she's getting waterboarded. She's in a cage on her back. Her mouth wide open. They're dipping the cage into the water. She's naked. They're actually going to waterboard. And also with a vibrator on her lady bets. Oh, there's that a tremble. No, that's a lady bet. That's like a... They took a... Well, like a water pick that they had on a feature, too. Oh, that's a two-rebrush. I just see a cobwebs in her mouth. Is she a mummy?

31:33Oh, now they're dipping her in the water. She's upside down now. In the waterboarding cage. Where do you get all this stuff? Are you going to buy this? Are you on some sort of a list? Nah, he's just a good welder, too. Dip in her into this bucket of water and holding her under for a while, or she's naked, so it comes up laughing. That is a perfect body cage. Yeah. Wow. So there you go. Okay. I don't know what to say about that one. Man. It's not often I'm speechless, but... Man, you know. I didn't know what that was. But a guy took time to pleaser before he started to drown her. This world. This world we're in. What a honey man. Man. Yeah, that's... Oh, no. And that's how their child was made. And some day she'll kiss mommy and suckle at the teeth of life. Tell me again how you and dad met.

32:33Oh, I was sad. Do you like to see? I got videos. I was enjoying lunch. And then I got a potato sack thrown over my head and I was tossing the back of a truck. Wow. I knew it was true love. And I knew he cared about me because he never let me go again. He locked me in the house. A couple other texts from the report. John, your extra tooth is a tracking device. Welcome to the simulation. Oh, cool. That is also why you're gay now. Oh, boy. Oh, no. You got Alex going. Another one. Who did it to me? We just offer our children up to the system with the floor and the water and the GMO hurting them. And we let fat perverts grab them at the airport to train them for the pedophile government. There you go. That's why. Another one says, I'd like to thank Brady for giving me his new nickname, smileball. Smileball is a good one. Brady's a smileball. It will make you cry. Oh, it's Japanese people. What else you want from us? Don't drop sunshine on us ever again! I would like an onion that doesn't run. The onion that man can cut without crying.

33:34We all own it. Don't piss off. Round eye. No. The rule that bomb it us makes sunshine twice will be back in 10 years. It's hot today. Oh, no, no, no, not that hot. Yeah. You complain about hot. Think of grandpa. Boy, I tell you what. Whatever it did to him. Innovation. It did create it a lot. World's a better place. Since we knew Japan. I'll say it. Just go over to any. Just consult the internet. World's a better place. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady report. It's 98. Erasus was powerful. Rock media station. He said fully erect. And he has to leave easy. It's John Holberg here for life changer loans. Whether you're buying a home. Trying to refinance or improve things financially.

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