03-06-26 - Gina Brillon - Stand Up Live - In Studio

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1:10You just say it and you're gonna go in the air saying it now Gina Breon. Am I saying it right? Breon can I say it French? Well, you get it talking to a microphone. You've done this before yeah You're Puerto Rican. You don't need a microphone look at you. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Did you just Simp Brad? Yeah, it's Wow, you didn't just see how that worked. That was awesome. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't even reach for the microphone. I don't have to reach for Microphone like it's like a snap Brad ran to it and put it in your face. All of you Looking forward to it I've never seen Simp and so easy But Man to put now normally you'd say he jammed it in her face, but then it's bad. It's bad No, she just sat with her hands and goes you have done this before she looked up at it twice and Brad ran over and did that We were gonna do that. You were from Brad one of you would have he would have one of one because he's afraid to offend I would I would have gone stalemate with you

2:14Until I went like this. I just turned mine towards it It's so easy my lady I would have been like thank you. I just thank you been in this room for 25 years We've interviewed. I don't know how many people. I have never seen a woman just go. I'm not reaching for that My job put away Guys, the mic should have been ready for me. Yeah It was really This is a production issue is what I want to say you're claiming us now. This is gaslighting I didn't even know what that meant until right now right now. I've been telling people gaslighting's not a thing Wow, Gina's it's feeling very threatened so it was so it was wrong the whole time Gina's it's stand-up live. We said you're a tempi and Prev. You're not stand-up live I know we're screwing everything up around here. The mic's not ready. You guys have the wrong info You're a Puerto Rican woman and they're not known for their height Wow Name one like Amazon

3:16How tall does bad bunny have to be Before he's not a woman it doesn't matter most of the America thought he might be but that what they didn't watch No, but you didn't even like you looked up like I don't do up. Yeah, no, I don't I don't know Yeah, don't know why would you up and you're putting headphones on wrong too. You're doing whatever you want I'm putting headphones on the way that you put them on when you have hair Hey, take your hat Cargabal over here This is what you do what you got there I will not be bullied into ruining my you're not a state My god all I'm trying to do is promote away and she keeps messing with it It's not Right it's why a tittle space mask Gina Breone said the stand-up live Friday Saturday. That's tonight and tomorrow stand-up live.com if you want to go

4:18And I had so many questions, but now I'm afraid of you Puerto Rican women from New York have that effect. Puerto Rican women who go to New York are You and you seem so pleasant, but I know it a drop of a hat you could get away Okay, so who's the last boyfriend you stabbed? Let's just start with the other not stabbed, but I did Break his door down no kidding. Yeah with a barrel run shoulder kick the shit out. Oh, you can't say I kicked the gocca out of it I kicked the door down. What did he do the door down? Um, we weren't having it was a really toxic relationship if you can't tell Well, there's a Puerto Rican woman I'm not a problem Yeah, I watched in the Heights. I was at Columbia once and looked over the bridge. In the Heights is not a documentary I do believe in it. Do you ever play the numbers? Of course, of course Documentary that's a part of New York culture as well guys if you didn't cry when Usnavi finally got together at the end

5:22It's a moving study of Oh, I mean, I've seen it. I have it's fantastic. You have to watch it. It's so great. I was I was running around screaming The song about the ice guy Oh my god, you were One of yours. Look at that. We've made friends guys. I mean, I'm not going to your neighborhood or anything, but I'm definitely Well, I'm right away right away So this guy and you were in a toxic relationship. He locks you out. He we were having uh, yeah I guess I have a thing with locked doors. I don't know. It's a trauma. And so we were having a fight in the heat when the bedroom locked the door And that's like the one thing I said I was like, please don't lock doors I said it nicely in the beginning Please don't lock doors and then tempers were high and the door was locked I was really mad and I kicked it down. It's toxic Was it a front kick or a mule kick? Well, like back it was it was an MMA It's like a big kick. No, it was like a straight like

6:23Straight up kick. I asked you a there's a very very clever deflection I asked you that what had happened and you just said I kicked the door down again. Yes, you did not tell me why oh No, because it was locked. Oh, I understand that, but why was he locking you out? Just because It was too antagonized me because he just got up off the couch and said I'm gonna piss her off No, he was a narcissist. So he wanted the emotional response So he knew if he locked the door, I would have him He pressed the button or he would press the button. Yep. Because this is what narcissists do They press the button and then they go, you're crazy. No, you press the crazy button. Where are you crazy? I mean, you made him a narcissist. No, no, no both are true. Am I crazy? Absolutely. Yes, absolutely. Did he have a right to ever lock you out? No, because I was never it was an argument and it was unnecessary to lock the door I was like he did it and the argument because he was losing the See where I'm going here. I see it. What were you arguing about?

7:24Oh see, this is what I asked you originally the girls in his email. Oh, that's a good argument. See, Why didn't you just say naked pictures in his email? That's fine. Yeah No, I really thought you had every right to kick it But he didn't lock the door down because he was a narcissist. He locked the door down because he did something wrong. You caught him and you were going to kill him. No, he locked the door Because narcissists don't take accountability. Exactly, but you you found out about it. I found out about it. And he locked the door. He wasn't afraid. He was six two and two hundred pounds. He wasn't afraid. I'm six feet two hundred pounds. I'm afraid. I just I know she and that's why maybe I really am that scary. I kind of happened after he did down. He laughed. He laughed because he got the response he wanted. He laughed Because you were paying for the apartment. No, no, I kick the door down. He laughed. He said, You're crazy. I said, I'm leaving. He said, where are you going to go? Nobody's going to want you. Wow. Yeah, like that's crazy. And then you punched him. And then I stabbed him

8:26I'm just kidding. I never did. I never did. But I should have And then I was walking out. That situation so bad. I really That was outside going. Pira gua. Pira gua. You were. I heard you. It was beautiful. I do. I sing about the That ice had me. You sing like an angel. Thank you. I'm the voice of a generation. Thanks, Tina. Thanks for noticing. That's all I want really. It's someone who You just want to be seen. I just want to be seen and heard and understood. I don't need you to fix me. Just hear me. No, you need to be fixed. But well, probably, but I don't want to hear it. Yes. I've all of that. And then but first, but first the hearing. So you in a relationship now. I'm married. Oh my god. Were you with your husband when you were kicking this guy's door down? No, I actually met him two years after we had split. And I had been like dating for two years. And then I met this wonderful human being who's my husband now. Yeah, absolutely amazing. Was he in what like in the area or do you find him like? No, I was working on cruise ships. My husband's a musician. So he was also on cruise ships. And it just kind of happened. Like I got on the cruise ship. And I was kind of in the Just the mess of the dating world. Yeah. And I was like, man, I don't really care.

9:29I'm not going to try to get into a relationship. And then boom, met the guy that ended up being my husband. Now what was he in kiss? What band was he playing on the ship? No, he doesn't. That's so funny that you know that. Like no, he's does dueling pianos. Oh, no kidding. So he's fun. That's awesome. He's funny. And he's fun. They're a blast. Yeah, yeah. Something about doing piano people. They just never stop being fun. They're entertainers. So they're just like and they're so good like on the spot. He's just he's just really. And they're also like dopey humans who hear conversations and then a song starts in their head. He'll hear something and he'll just start singing a song because and we're both that way. So like, you know, it's it's a fun. Is he also Puerto Rican? No. Oh, no, what is he? He's a white. He's one of us. He's a white. He's a white. Has he felt the Puerto Rican charm? He has but he's really good at diffusing it. Because he starts singing. Yeah, he just starts playing. Yeah, I know how to get out of it. Let me just play some Phil Collins and show calm down.

10:31Play Louis in the air tonight. Come on now. The second you're done. The second you're done. Oh, yeah. So even very good at diffusing. All right. Well, good. Yeah. And no kids with him. Yeah, I have a little one. Yeah. How five year old? A five. Wow. Oh, the worst age. I love it. That's great. Stop saying. Every parent says that. No, I love it. Even with the difficulties. I love it because just watching a little human being forms. Like he's free. He forms thoughts. And he says the most outlandish things. And it's like, God, you're gross. When you get older, you're going to realize. Oh, wow. All that freedom bothers you. Buts in their booger hands. So what's going on with you? Why don't you like children, huh? Have you seen them? They're disgusting. Yeah. How do you do their laundry? The haunt. They're not that great. There are little germans. All I want to do is like gloss over the obvious. I mean, if you ask me about the hard parts, yeah, like it's gross. The way kids just like literally just sneeze on each other cause of each other's face. And you're like, you're the reason. You're the reason. You're old. You're white.

11:31We blame China. But it's them. But it's you guys. It's the whole time. There's a part you want them in it to keep them strong. Yeah, protect them from all that's thermophobia stuff. Yeah, but part of it is like, yeah, your your immune system has to be built. That I am a wreck when kids are sick. I'm like, I got to stay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not me. I'm I go in guns of blazing. I'm like, what do you want to hug? Hug me. You stink. Stinky. Stinky. I'm in being. I love you. The strips and his underwear. Oh, actually, no. He's pretty good at that for right now. Cause you bought him colored underwear. No. Yeah, that's what mom's due to color. I don't know why you say the word. I know it did sound good. All right. I noticed that too. I noticed that too. When you said it, it made work. Yeah, to me, I saw the guys in the fru lunge cross the road. Yeah, I'm going to yeah. He's wearing nothing but the lot of one. That's right. Yeah, the color. It's even worse. Yeah, yeah. You haven't even worked. I kept it. Guys, this is really someone called H art. This is really we are HR. Oh, God. You are in a meeting. That's the problem. Okay. So that's the problem.

12:31Yeah, I did when I said color and underwear. I'm like, that's not going to fall. No, no. Why would you why would you use that? Turn it on. If you're asked in, if that was a commercial, like fru lunge, new color and underwear. Oh, God. Everybody dies like me. Immediately Sydney Sweeney would be like, she'd be like, you guys. I'm not the only one colored. Jeans. My colors look great. Oh, God. Gina Breone, what's your husband's name? His name is Jeremy Orin. Well, that is really white name too. Yeah. Did your family take to that? Did they want you to marry into life? Oh, they loved him. Him and my dad got along immediately. My dad did not actually want me. Like, he didn't care who I'm with as long as I'm happy. But why people do make him a little bit like, I was gonna have to, it's natural. Ugh. You feel about white people the way you feel about children? Yeah, he's a child. He's a child. Yeah. Just, ugh. All right, at least he's cool. Yeah, and he seems fun. And then he just probably sang him a song. I love you. Don't do that so much. Yeah, I always, I don't know why in picture, it would be like a 30s. Yeah, I don't know why. Why? And it's fun to me. That seems fun.

13:32It was a better time. That's all I had just fun. Wow, really was it for whom? For whom? Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. Give me a time machine. I ain't scared of nothing. Yeah, exactly. You can do that. I'll go anywhere you want. Take a nap. Okay, you'll never hear that. Not everybody's that lucky. No, not at all. Genebriones, it's stand-up live tonight. And tomorrow if you want to go stand-up-live.com, rewatching The War. The what now? The war. That TV show and Fox runs everything. Oh, yeah. So I'm CNN, too. They handle it different. And then MSNBC just cries the whole time. Yeah, yeah. I'm not really great with period pieces. So they're a lot of that kind of. You're not, oh, she's going to wait until it's over. And then, yeah, yeah, and then all. Then I'll binge it later. Have you seen how cool it is that we have the technology to heat imaging of human beings and then blow them up? And nobody says anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool to us. That's because we've been watching it in movies forever. We're mentally trained to be okay for sure. Like, understand that that's what the training is. It's like, let's desensitize everybody to this. So that when it happens in real life, you're like, yeah, I've seen this in every Michael Bayfield. Right. At first it was a scorpion.

14:34Right, right, right, right, right, absolutely. Yes, like stuff like that. And now we see it in real life. And we're like, yeah, that doesn't affect me because they've already been putting it into the system. I literally caught myself the other day, eating some meat and putting it into my mouth and watching 14 people explode on TV. Oh, I took another bite. First blood register. Yeah, that I can't, that I can't. A lot of the stuff does like when I see it, I can't watch it. Yeah, yeah, it's also, it still hurts. Yeah, even though we can't, we are so used to all that kind of violence, but it doesn't mean that on some level, on a moral level, you don't go Jesus where we're at right now. What are we doing? Yeah, it's crazy. And then you think about the days before TV, when we just flew a plane over with a bomb, and guys pushed it out and wherever it landed it landed. Yeah, humans are kind of awful, huh? Yeah, yeah, we can be, we can be great or we can be awful. Man, I wish we'd put those headphones on, right?

15:34No, I know it bothers you. I can see in your eyes that it's bothering my defiant, it's bothering you because it looks so uncomfortable. Like your penis is going to fall, so you're holding it. There's a strap that goes right over your head. Do you like bald guys or is that a thing you would, like if you were on a Tinder? No, no, no, no, it's all right. That's where I'm used to that, actually. No, no, no, some of my best friends are bald. I love bald guys. Like some of my absolute best friend guys. I have never been on the other side of that sentence. I now get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. You're learning a lot of lessons right now. It's amazing. I finally get that. Oh my god, that's football, that's fine. That hit me and was hilarious. That's funny. Gina, we're out of time, but if you please leave us with words of wisdom, fix the world in one sentence. If you were president of earth, what do you say? Division is intentional, don't fall for the tricks. Ooh, nice.

16:34There you go. And if you do, just kick the door down and handle it. Yeah. Don't lock the door, don't lock the door. Lock the door. The door, not in the neighborhood you were talking about. You don't lock all the doors. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, lock everyone else out, not me. Obviously. Yeah, okay, that works. Lock out the riffraff. In everyones, it stand up. I thank you, it's been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure. It's 98KUPD. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool. Actually, no membership. I have had enough of this. UPD. It's Brad Vessley from Homeberg's Morning Sickness. I want to let you guys know about my friends over a Divine Design Landscaping. Let me guess, you like your backyard. It's simple, it's natural, it's low maintenance, low maintenance. It's full of rocks and regret. And that one plastic chair you swear is temporary. Oh, it's been there since 2015. Look, I've seen what Divine Design Landscaping can do. And look, they can do everything from custom pavers to turf that actually looks real, not some 1980s astro turf. And they can handle a maintenance too, so you can just sit back, relax, and enjoy that yard. Go to DivineDesignLongCare.com to get a free estimate.

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