Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Episodes (626)
“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”
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“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”
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“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”
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LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)
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“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”
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GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?”
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“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”
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“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”
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GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”
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GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”
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FISHING FOR CLARITY
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“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”
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THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE
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“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”
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GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD
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“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”
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“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”
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“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”
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GECKMAIL: “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”
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THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY
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“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”
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“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”
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“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”
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GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”
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“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”
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GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”
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“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”
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GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”
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“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”
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“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”
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GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS
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“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”
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GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”
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“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN”
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“I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO”
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“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”
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THE ICE CREAM QUEEN
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FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO
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“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”
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“I GHOSTED MY GF”
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“I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”
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“I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”
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GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”
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“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”
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“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”
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GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”
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“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”
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READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone)
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OCD AND SKATEBOARDING
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“I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA”
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