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The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Episodes (546)

Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂

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May 13, 202555:16pending

Work Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It

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May 8, 202534:08pending

This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!

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May 6, 202555:16pending

'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'

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May 1, 202535:01pending

How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

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Apr 29, 202550:30pending

"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"

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Apr 24, 202527:45pending

Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!

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Apr 22, 202546:18pending

It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!

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Apr 17, 202532:51pending

When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!

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Apr 15, 202543:13pending

Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate

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Apr 10, 202526:55pending

“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

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Apr 8, 202555:22pending

Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie

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Apr 3, 202530:34pending

Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!

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Apr 1, 202556:13pending

“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma!

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Mar 27, 202527:14pending

Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot...

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Mar 25, 202540:02pending

Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit!

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Mar 20, 202528:33pending

Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

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Mar 18, 202543:38pending

Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

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Mar 13, 202526:57pending

The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

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Mar 11, 20251:02:37pending

Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marria...

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Mar 6, 202524:58pending

What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

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Mar 4, 202550:50pending

Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

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Feb 27, 202534:47pending

Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

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Feb 25, 202548:21pending

50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

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Feb 20, 202535:44pending

Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

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Feb 18, 202557:00pending

‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Thera...

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Feb 14, 202529:23pending

Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and...

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Feb 11, 202536:28pending

Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

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Feb 6, 202528:03pending

‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

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Feb 4, 202541:41pending

‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

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Jan 30, 202529:03pending

‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees

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Jan 28, 202550:29pending

‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits

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Jan 23, 202532:19pending

‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn

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Jan 21, 202559:16pending

“Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

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Jan 16, 202527:34pending

Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!

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Jan 14, 202549:22pending

Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA

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Jan 9, 202533:14pending

Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spon...

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Jan 7, 20251:12:05pending

New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out!

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Dec 31, 202424:23pending

Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale!

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Dec 24, 202428:25pending

‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

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Dec 19, 202435:48pending

The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!

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Dec 17, 202450:28pending

Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA

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Dec 12, 202442:43pending

Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect

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Dec 10, 20241:07:04pending

Pizza Crouch

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Dec 6, 202435:19pending

‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….

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Dec 5, 202431:21pending

(Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look

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Dec 3, 20241:00:22pending

Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!

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Nov 28, 202434:42pending

The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!

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Nov 26, 202456:57pending

‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Reveale...

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Nov 21, 202439:15pending

Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious...

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Nov 19, 202452:30pending
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