The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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‼️ Tottenham & Everton Fans Turn VIOLENT ‼️
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Apple TV+ MLS Season Pass: Is It Worth It?
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Could Gareth Bale Have Had A Better Career?
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Ronaldo Finally Retired? Or Is Al-Nassr A Good Move?
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World Cup Final: Greatest Game of All Time?
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World Cup Final Preview + Soccer Gambling with Alex Pavone
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Messi to Win World Cup? + Who's Right...Gio or Berhalter?
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We're In Messi's Angry Era
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Rest In Peace Grant Wahl (1974 - 2022)
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The Wildest World Cup Quarterfinal Day Ever with Lil Frex
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Portugal Wins but Ronaldo Loses
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World Cup USMNT's Kellyn Acosta In the Studio!
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This Is Mbappe's World Cup!
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Why This Was a Great World Cup for the USMNT
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South Korea Shocks At The World Cup!!
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Germany Disappoints for the Second Straight World Cup + Rebecca Lowe Stops By!
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Mexico Eliminated From World Cup! Argentina Advances!
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USA Advances to The Round of 16 Behind Pulisic's Nutty Goal
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Canelo Wants To Fight Messi?
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ENGLAND 0-0 USA: FULL WORLD CUP 2022 REVIEW
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Germany Stunned By Japan + Spain Humiliates Costa Rica
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Argentina Shocked At The World Cup!
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Disappointing Draw for USA + Mexico Analysis w/ The Mexican Soccer Show
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Drama-Filled Day 1 of the World Cup w/ Clint Smith
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Clint Dempsey Teaches Pulisic How To Trash Talk For World Cup
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Cristiano Ronaldo Only Cares About Himself
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LAFC MLS Cup Review: WAS THIS THE BEST MLS CUP EVER?
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Elon Musk Should've Bought Liverpool Not Twitter
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MLS Cup Preview + Messi to Miami for HOW MUCH?!?!
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Liverpool: Time To Panic?
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MLS Cup Playoffs Round 2: Review + MLS Cup Predictions
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Why Are People Defending Cristiano Ronaldo?
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MLS Cup Playoffs Round 1: Review + R2 Preview
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We Hung With Premier League Legends In The US!!
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Who We Voted For MLS Player Of The Year
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How Real Are Arsenal? + Alexis Is Back!
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MLS Decision Day Preview w/ Tom Bogert
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Tom Davies of Everton FC: Football, Fashion, and Rivalries
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We Ask Jordan Pefok About Not Getting Called Up By USMNT
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Gio Reyna On USMNT v England In World Cup & Gareth Southgate To Be Replaced?
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NYCFC Win "Cheap"? Or Is NYRB Coach Sore Loser?
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BVB v Union Berlin, Which Has Better Atmosphere? & Kevin Paredes
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"Throwing Rice Is More Disrespectful Than Spitting On Someone"
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Our Big Reveal & Luke Aaron Moore Of The Soccer (Football) Ramble
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"I'm Glad We (Arsenal) Lost To Manchester United"
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The Most Interesting Man In Sports, Lutz Pfannenstiel
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MLS Playoffs: Buy Or Sell
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William Saliba Is The Best CB In The League
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So MLS Is Better Than Liga MX Now?
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Tuchel v Conte: Handshake Gone Wrong
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