The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes (997)
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Is Jesus Ferreira the greatest USMNT striker of all time? (feat. KEVINCHO)
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Franklin Leonard shares his football degeneracy and speaks on the WGA strike!
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Relishing in Tom Holland’s Tottenham tears and Busquets joins Messi in Miami! (f...
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CHI Kacee joins the show and breaking down the USWNT World Cup roster!
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As children of immigrants, Maria Sanchez is living our dream!
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The USMNT coaching search continues and Bellingham chooses Real Madrid! (feat. C...
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Jun 16, 202359:02pending
Manchester City win the treble and Haaland vs. Messi for Ballon D'Or! (feat. Chr...
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Jun 13, 20231:04:04pending
Thomas Frank joins the show, Messi chooses MLS, and David Moyes is dancing! (fea...
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Incredible weekend at TST, what's next for Inter Miami, and Zlatan retires! (fea...
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Jun 6, 20231:00:45pending
Tim Ream joins the show, Sevilla win Europa League yet again, and madness with M...
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Everton survive the drop and Dortmund bottle the Bundesliga!
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May 29, 202349:25pending
Vini faces racism in Spain, Joey Swoll takes aim at Mudryk, and Championship Pla...
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EPL title race officially over, Dortmund favorites to win Bundesliga, and a new...
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May 23, 20231:05:24pending
Balogun chooses the USMNT, Champions League final is set, and LA Galaxy could wi...
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May 19, 20231:09:19pending
Espanyol ultras clash with Barca, Villa level with Spurs, and Arsenal bottle the...
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Mike Ryan Ruiz on Messi, UCL semi-final recap, and NYCFC's new stadium!
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Gundogan's missed penalty, Arsenal stay in the hunt, and Sporting KC finally cat...
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May 9, 20231:00:20pending
Messi vs. PSG ultras, Haaland breaks the record, and previewing MLS matchweek 11...
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May 5, 20231:04:57pending
Spurs stay Spursy against Liverpool!
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May 2, 20231:00:02pending
Arsenal officially bottle the Premier League title! (feat. David Gass)
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Apr 28, 20231:15:17pending
The Premier League title is slipping away from Arsenal! (feat. Christine Cupo)
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Big trouble for MLS’ biggest clubs! (feat. David Gass)
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The Premier League title race is heating up! (feat. Christine Cupo)
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Bethany Balcer deserved more than a Chipotle gift card!
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Watching Champions League with Ian Edwards!
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Apr 11, 202348:37pending
Could LA Galaxy become little brother in Los Angeles? (feat. Chris Wittyngham)
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Apr 5, 20231:02:33pending
POTTER SACKED: Too soon or too late? (feat. Christine Cupo)
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Apr 4, 20231:35:20pending
Which MLS clubs survived the international break?
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Mar 29, 20231:39:13pending
Top managers keep losing their jobs!
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Mar 28, 20231:23:55pending
Christian Pulisic calls Berhalter-Reyna drama "childish"!
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Antonio Conte SOUNDS OFF on Tottenham!
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Mar 21, 20231:27:19pending
Claudio Reyna has gone too far! (feat. Eli Lesser of This Week in MLS)
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Mar 15, 20231:21:20pending
Explaining the Gary Lineker-BBC drama! (feat. Andy Haynes)
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Mar 14, 20231:34:22pending
Recapping the best of MLS Week 2! (feat. Jillian Sakovits)
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Mar 8, 20231:19:47pending
United's worst defeat in Premier League HISTORY! (feat. Christine Cupo)
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Mar 7, 20231:20:34pending
MLS opening weekend was INSANE! (feat. David Gass)
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Mar 1, 20231:38:13pending
Graham Potter Deserves More Time At Chelsea
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Feb 28, 20231:24:48pending
The New MLS Playoff Format is BANANAS!
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Feb 22, 20231:39:31pending
Emi Martinez Is Doing Too Much!
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Feb 21, 20231:35:20pending
The INSANE Gap Between MLS Most & Least Valuable Clubs
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Feb 15, 20231:30:05pending
"VAR HAS RUINED FOOTBALL" -Every Arsenal Fan
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Feb 14, 20231:41:33pending
Jesse Marsch Is Best Choice For USMNT Head Coach
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Feb 8, 20231:11:58pending
Timbsy Talks Arsenal + F1 Racing
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Feb 7, 20231:05:32pending
MLS Fans Are Mad At ESPN... & It's Ryan Reynolds Fault!
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Feb 1, 20231:36:58pending
Is Pep The Problem At Manchester City?
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Jan 31, 20231:44:12pending
Gio Reyna Sends A Big Message To US Soccer/Berhalter
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Jan 25, 20231:24:52pending
Everton Waited Too Long To Sack Lampard
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MLS Is The Perfect League To Springboard To Europe
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