The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes (999)
Hayley Raso of Everton Women & The Matildas (Gully Squad)
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Why Manchester United Cannot Sign Haaland (PREM SHOW 017)
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RIP Daryl Grove, We Love You & Miss You
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Nude Pics & Beer For Dinner w/ Shep Messing (Gully Squad)
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Why The European Super League Will Be Great (PREM SHOW 016)
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271 - A Message For Daryl Grove + Interview w/ Orlando City Announcer Miguel Gal...
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Getting Called Up To USWNT w/ Jane Campbell of the Houston Dash (Gully Squad)
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Major International League Football AKA M.I.L.F (PREM SHOW 015)
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270 - Frankie Amaya is FC Cincinnati's Future
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Why This Might Be The Best USMNT Ever w/ Jason Davis (Gully Squad)
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Do Everton Have The Depth To Win The League? (PREM SHOW 014)
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269 - Being A Famous Rapper w/ Heems
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Super Soccer Mom w/ Amelia Lopez of Fut Mex Nation (Gully Squad)
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Do We Want To Fight Or Make Out With James Rodriguez? (PREM SHOW 013)
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268 - How Calen Carr Got Pressured To Do Our Show
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Our 100th Episode on TV w/ Walker Zimmerman (GULLY SQUAD)
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Harry Kane Will Hate Playing With Gareth Bale At Spurs (PREM SHOW 012)
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267 - Soccer Playin' & Soccer Podcastin' w/ Sal Zizzo
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MLS Analysis with the MLS Analyst Matt Doyle (Gully Squad)
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The Return of Gareth Bale to Tottenham (PREM SHOW 011)
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266 - Canada's Greatest Player Is Diego Maradona? w/ Pablo Maurer of The Athleti...
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Alejandro Bedoya Got A Lot To Say (GULLY SQUAD)
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Why James Rodriguez Won't Get Everton Into Champions League (PREM SHOW 010)
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265 - Put Some Respect On Women's Soccer w/ Sandra Herrera
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Whats It Like To Be 17, Dominican, MLS Pro & Play Against Messi? w/ Kevin Parede...
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264 - Can Roy Wood Jr. Beat Trevor Noah In FIFA? w/ Roy Wood Jr of The Daily Sho...
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The Best Thin Crust Pizza In Chicago? w/ Mauricio Pineda of The Chicago Fire (Gu...
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The Real Reason Lionel Messi Will Sign With Manchester City (PREM SHOW 009)
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263 - Forward Madison Sells Potatos Not Players w/ Wojciech Wójcik
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Can Portland Turn MLS Is Back Win into MLS Cup Win? w/ Jake Zivin (GULLY SQUAD)
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Does Messi Have Anything To Prove In The Premier League? (PREM SHOW 008)
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262 - Who Is The Joe Biden Of MLS? w/ Travis Helwig of Crooked Media
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Will Fiorentina Transfer For This Young MLS Star? w/Gianluca Busio (Gully Squad)
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You Make More Money Getting Relegated Than Winning The Premier League (PREM SHOW...
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261 - Landon Donovan Talks About Christian Pulisic and The World Cup Goal Agains...
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"We Had To Sew Our Badges On Our Kits" w/ Michelle Akers (USWNT Legend)
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Is Jadon Sancho To Manchester United In Danger? (PREM SHOW Episode 6)
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260 - What It's Like To Date Kim Kardashian w/ Alecko Eskandarian
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NWSL Challenge Cup Champion & MVP Shea Groom (Gully Squad)
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Did Lampard Go Too Far Cursing Out Klopp? (PREM SHOW Episode 5)
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259 - Going Viral With The Ronaldo Chop w/ DeJuan Jones (New England Revolution)
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How MLS & NWSL Won The Restart w/ Ashley Sanchez of the Washington Spirit (GULLY...
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Will Zlatan Ibrahimović go to Leeds United? (THE PREM SHOW Episode 4)
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258 - How The Top Goal Scorer In Mexico Played For USA w/ Herculez Gomez
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Gully Squad Bonus Ep: Marisa Pilla (NWSL Reporter) + Dom Dwyer (Orlando City SC)
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How Man City Beat The UCL Ban (The Prem Show Episode 3)
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257 - From MLS Bench to Liga MX Starter w/ Sebastian Saucedo (Pumas UNAM)
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Christian Pulisic: The Best American To Play In The Premier League (The Prem Sho...
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Are Liverpool Now The Biggest Club In England? (THE PREMIER LEAGUE SHOW)
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Gully Squad Bonus Ep: WoSo Detectives
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