The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Briana Scurry Picks Her All Time USWNT 5 A Side
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If Pep Guardiola Is #1, Who Is the 2nd Best Manager In Premier League? (PREM SHO...
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289 - Zlatan vs LeBron James + Amy Rodriguez Is Back In KC!
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Is Pulisic to Bayern Better? Tanner Tessmann On Quick USMNT Call Up (Gully Squad...
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Mbappe & Haaland the new Messi & Ronaldo? w/ guest Pepper Mills! (PREM SHOW)
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288 - Aly Wagner (Fox Sports) + Julian Gressel (DC United)
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Will Manchester City Ever Lose Again? (PREM SHOW)
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287 - Mbappe Bosses Champions League + Andy Haynes, Comedian & Creator Of The Ch...
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Trinity Rodman Is A Future USWNT Star (GULLY SQUAD)
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Saliba, Tottenham... WTF Is Going On In North London?! (PREM SHOW)
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286 - Why Julius James Is Banned From The Trinidad & Tobago National Team
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Zack Steffen Loves Manchester City & Roasting Pulisic's Photoshoot (GULLY SQUAD)
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David Luiz Deserves A Ban But Not A Red Card (PREM SHOW)
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285 - Why Everyone Wants To Start A US Soccer Club w/ Dennis Crowley
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Tom Bogert On Scooping Fabrizio Romano & Why Swansea Is Good For Jordan Morris (...
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Tuchel Benches Mason Mount To Save Chelsea's Season? (PREM SHOW 30)
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284 - Is Weston McKennie The Best American Soccer Player?
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What Black Players For Change Wants To Change w/ Justin Morrow of Toronto FC
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Blame The GQ Pulisic Shoot For Lampard's Sacking (PREM SHOW 29)
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283 - China Kicked Shayne Smith Out Of A Soccer Game
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How Jenny Chiu Went from MLS to CBS and Chelsea (Gully Squad)
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Is Manchester United Really Better Than Liverpool? (PREM SHOW 28)
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282 - Should Jordan Morris Have Gone To Europe? w/ Brad Evans
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Ian Joy Played For Hamburg AND FC St. Pauli!?! (GULLY SQUAD)
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Ozil Is Definitely Not Coming To DC United Now (PREM SHOW 27)
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281 - Should MLS Do Another MLS Is Back Tournament? w/ David Gass
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Leeds United Comedy School (Prem Show 26)
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280 - 2020 Was Trash, But Will 2021 Be Messi?
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Arsenal Won't Get Relegated And Please Free Zaha (PREM SHOW 25)
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279 - Why Can't MLS Beat Liga MX In A Final? LAFC v Tigres (CCL Recap)
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Kristie Mewis Is The Next USWNT Super Star (GULLY SQUAD)
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Would You Rather Be Sam Allardyce Or Jurgen Klopp? (PREM SHOW 24)
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278 - The King of New Jersey w/ Derrick Etienne Jr. (Columbus Crew) + NWSL Updat...
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The Designer Of THAT Nigeria Kit, Matthew Wolff (GULLY SQUAD)
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Why Arteta Should Remain With Arsenal (PREM SHOW 23)
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277 - Adam Ruins Everything About Soccer w/ Adam Conover
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The Real Freddy Adu Story w/ Grant Wahl (GULLY SQUAD)
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Worse Champions League: Manchester United or Real Madrid? (PREM SHOW 22)
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276 - Rachel Daly & Zarek Valentin: The New H-Town
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RIP Diego Maradona (Prem Show 21)
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275 - The MLS Cup Playoffs Are Canceled!
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Best Waka Flocka Stories w/ Susannah Collins & Jillian Sakovits of MLS: The Call...
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Messi Is Done Being Mr. Nice Guy At Barca (PREM SHOW 020)
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274 - USWNT and USMNT Dubs and Dubs
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FUT Is Like A Dating App w/ Aaron West (GULLY SQUAD)
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Should We Be Worried About Christian Pulisic? (PREM SHOW 019)
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273 - Smith Hunter and Mikey Lopez Are Trying To Save American Soccer
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We Try To Become Investors In Angel City FC w/ Julie Uhrman (GULLY SQUAD)
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Are James Rodriguez's Testicles Okay?!?! (PREM SHOW 018)
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272 - From Uganda To Professional Soccer Player w/ Micheal Azira
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