The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Phil Foden's Mom Fights Drunks (Prem Show)
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Becky G & Her Boyfriend + HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
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Arsenal Will Finish 4th Or Alexis Does Hot Ones Challenge (PREM SHOW)
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How Big Of A Deal Is The NWSL CBA? w/ Meg Linehan
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Will Kurt Zouma Be Punished For Animal Abuse? (Prem Show)
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CONCACAF Is Bigger Than UEFA w/ Alexi Lalas
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Mbappe Is Going To Make $1M A Week?!?!?! (Prem Show)
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Ana Jurka on Sex, Sports, and Little Bit More
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Vlahovic Finnessed Arsenal (Prem Show)
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We Ask Jordan Morris About His Dog
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Jose Mourinho As Everton Manager?? (Prem Show)
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AFCON IS ALL DRAMA + Giles Barnes
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Is Mohamed Salah The Best Player In The World Right Now? (Prem Show)
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Abby Dahlkemper Is San Diego Wave FC's First Ever Signing
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United Are Rangnick Out Already?!?! w/ Christine Cupo (Prem Show)
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Ronaldo Must Suck To Play With (Prem Show)
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Is Harry Kane Beloved In England? + Top Pornhub Searches (PREM SHOW)
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What NYCFC Captain Sean Johnson Did With The MLS Cup After Winning
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Should Alexis Be The Arsenal Captain?? (Prem Show)
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Mia Hamm & Julie Foudy Talk Angel City FC & USWNT
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Live From Liverpool (PREM SHOW)
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New Jersey With A Side of Toffees w/ Tim Howard
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Did Messi Rob The Balon D'Or? (PREM SHOW)
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Is Pochettino The Right Choice For United? (PREM SHOW)
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Canada Controls CONCACAF On Friendsgiving w/ Jillian Sakovits & Susannah Collins
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Is Cristiano Ronaldo Gonna Miss The World Cup? (PREM SHOW)
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PSG Is Too Gully & Jay DeMerit On Why El Tri Wins At The Azteca
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Lynn Williams + Sam Mewis + Two Puppies
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Antonio Conte Just Ruined His Legacy (PREM SHOW)
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Goodbye Ole. Goodbye Carli Lloyd. Hello Miguel Berry!
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If Not Ole, Then Who? (PREM SHOW)
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World Cup Fever + Midge Purce of Gotham FC & USWNT
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USMNT Rollercoaster & Fernando Fiore
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Newcastle To Sign Kyrie Irving In Shock Move (PREM SHOW)
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NWSL Crisis, USMNT, and Sebi Salazar
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We Went To 2 Football Matches With Thierry Henry (PREM SHOW)
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Gilbert Arenas, The Sheriff Tiraspol Of The NBA, Joins Us!
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Richy Ledezma On Why He Might Still Pick El Tri (Mexico)
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Paul Arriola On Weston McKennie & He Shows Us His Arriola's
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Did American Take Down Cristiano Ronaldo and Manchester United? (PREM SHOW)
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USMNT World Cup Qualifying Rollercaster w/Christian Ramirez
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What Really Happened With Weston McKennie *ALLEGEDLY* (Prem Show)
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Roque Santa Cruz Offers Us Free Paraguayan Passports
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Why PSG Had The Best Transfer Window Ever (Prem Show)
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MLS All-Star Spectaular w/ Bob Bradley, Cristian Roldan, Nani, & James Sands
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MLS All Star Special: Bobby Boswell & Alecko Eskandarian
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Carli Lloyd The USWNT Goat? Jessica Smetana Loves Miami & Cafecitos
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Arteta Out? Real Madrid In The Premier League? (Prem Show)
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Messi To PSG & Making It Rain On Sepp Blatter w/ Simon Brodkin
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Messi in Paris (Prem Show)
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