The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Vela To Chicharito "Who Said We're Friends?"
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United Are Fighting For Top 10
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WE GOT CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS FROM NYCFC!! + We Talk To Alfredo Morales
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"They Gotta Have D*cks Before I Can Cheer For Them"
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"LAFC Doesn't Need Luis Suarez"
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Tuchel & Lampard On Hot Seat & No One Wants Ronaldo
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The Best Transfers In And Out Of MLS So Far
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Where Is FC Barcelona Getting All This Money?!
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The Collapse Of Atlanta United
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Demarai Gray Loved Scoring Against Arsenal (Interview)
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MLS Could Compete With Premier League Teams
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This Is The Best New Rivalry In MLS
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Jesus Is A Gooner & Gareth Bale Is A Goner
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Ranking 2026 World Cup Cities w/Lorena Russi
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DEBATE: Is Manchester City A Big Club?
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Apple Signs MLS For $2.5 BILLION! w/Pablo Maurer
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Erling Haaland Is Better Deal Than Darwin Nuñez w/Tosin Makinde aka @NigerianSca...
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Leeds Is Turning Into An MLS All Star Team
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Pique Cheated On Shakira And Love Isn't Real
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Liverpool Loser's Parade + Charlotte FC Fire Their Coach
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Mike Jacobs: Nashville SC General Manager
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Is Chiellini Still Good Enough For MLS?
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Premier League Championship Sunday Recap + Mbappe Owns PSG Now
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Sarah Fuller: Vandy Football To Minnesota Aurora FC
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Agent Beckham Brings Messi To Miami
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Premier League Officials Hate Everton
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Live From Subaru Park w/ the Philadelphia Union
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May Pep Guardiola Isn't The Guy For Man City?
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CCL Preview: Sounders vs Pumas + Angel City FC First Game Reaction w/ Amelia Lop...
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What Will Happen If Jesse Marsch Gets Leeds Relegated? w/ Christine Cupo of CBS...
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Gareth Bale To MLS? w/ Taylor Rockwell of Total Soccer Show
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Is Frank Lampard To Blame For The Mess At Everton?
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Pelado Almeyda At SJ Quakes Was Not A Failure
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We Fix The European Super League!
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Did Frank DeBoer Ruin Atlanta United?
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Pep or Klopp: Who Is The Better Manager?
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Does Chicharito Deserve A Mexico Call-Up After His Hot MLS Start?
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Should Arsenal Be Worried About Tottenham?
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We Ended Up In A Party Bus With Stripper Poles In Mexico City
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2 Comics React To Will Smith & Chris Rock Slap and Italy Out Of World Cup Again
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Charlotte FC: Are They Actually Good?
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Chelsea FC's New Owner: Who Should It Be?
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"This Is Not F%&KING FOOTBALL!" Is Carles Gil Right?
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Can You Celebrate A Ronaldo Goal With A SIUU In A Non-United Shirt?
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Julian Araujo of the LA Galaxy & Mexican National Team
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Is Austin FC This Good Or Are Cincy & Miami That Bad?
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City Destroyed Manchester United's Hope Of A Top 4 Finish
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Should MLS Clubs Try To Sign Sergio Ramos?
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Are Premier League Refs Corrupt or Just Inept?
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Insigne, Costa, Shakiri: Best MLS Off-Season Signing?
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