
Paper Cuts
Have you SEEN the state of the papers today? PAPER CUTS has. In our thrice weekly podcast, some of Britain’s sharpest commentators and funniest comedians come together to look at the madness, the strangeness, the obsessions, and – occasionally – the brilliance of our national press.Host Miranda Sawyer is joined by journalists and comedians like Jonn Elledge, Grainne Maguire, Jacob Jarvis, Ava Santina, Jacob Hawley, Marcus Brigstocke, Coco Khan and many more.Illustrations by Modern Toss: https://...
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Episodes (387)
Who’s going to replace Rishi Sunak? – Dye Hard: How to dump your hairdresser – A...
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The Farage Manifesto: Faking plans with Nigel – Grand Theft Handbag – WFH men ar...
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England win sends the papers crazy – Gen Z says car boots are cool now – Why you...
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Starmer manifesto sparks Tory press meltdown – The Mail: Fancy a bonk in John Le...
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Sunak’s Bet Shop Boy – Would you live in “Midurbia”? – Socks Education! Millenni...
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Sunak’s manifesto hits the skids – Why RAT BOYS are the new hot boys – Only Mur...
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Reform’s Hitler ‘apology’ - Elon Musk hates your iPhone - Student Groan Crisis!...
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Macron’s election gamble – When did WAGs get boring? – The dark history of Taylo...
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Rishi Sunak: D-Day Dodger – The Guardian’s guide to pubic hair – Is your bed asp...
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Rishi Sunak, tax liar – The Times: Save Germany’s nudists! – Could YOU marry a t...
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Sunak vs. Starmer debate: Who was the winner? – The new horrible TikTok shopping...
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Oh no, Farage is back – Nadine Dorries: Ghost Whisperer? – How to spot a voice n...
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Sunak Vs Starmer: Let's get ready to rumble – Rupert Murdoch gets hitched (again...
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Trump: Guiltiest man on earth – Is Will Smith a bad boy for life? – Want to igno...
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The Diane Abbott clusterf*ck – Cardi G! Southgate cardigan mania hits – Meet the...
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Victory is sweet for Angela Rayner – Robert de Niro calls out Donald Trump – Sto...
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Is Sunak trying to lose the election? – Tech bros and Tradwives: Meet the world’...
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Sunak’s latest campaign blunders – “Oh no! Mum’s on Ket!” – Yeehaw! Inside count...
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Where’s brolly? Soggy Sunak calls a Genny Lecs – Bloomin’ Hell: inside the Chels...
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Minister makes first class fool of himself – Would you go ‘boy sober?’ – Reality...
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True horror of infected blood scandal revealed – Nadine Dorries vs. the Cotswold...
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Baby Rein-Keir! Real-life ‘Martha’ targets Starmer – The cost of wedding crisis...
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Jeremy Clarkson: World’s sexiest man? – Reality Bites: TV influencers up on fina...
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Assassination attempt on Slovak PM – The dark(er) side of OnlyFans – Why do we l...
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Esther McVey hates rainbows – Can spreadsheets fix your sex life? – Gran with a...
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Trump fumes as “pitbull” Cohen testifies – Art failure! New York-Dublin video po...
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Panicky Sunak launches Project Fear – Dogs mania at Cannes Film Festival – Mensw...
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What's going on with Eurovision? – The return of Dominic Cummings – Would you le...
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Outrage as Natalie Elphicke joins Labour – The world's worst blind date – Why th...
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Stormy ‘spanked’ Trump - The elite church that ‘saved’ Russell Brand - The Mail...
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Elections verdict: Sunak-ered! – Drake vs Kendrick Lamar gets nasty – The Mid Ga...
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Extra: A taster of American Friction
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Tory disaster in local elections – Netflix’s Baby Reindeer fiasco – Can you beco...
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Could campus protests spread to the UK? – Luxury panic rooms make us anxious – A...
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Sword attack horror – Trump's $9k fine for not shutting up – How an angry girlfr...
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Want to live in the Sir Captain Tom mansion? – Big bother! Is reality TV too cru...
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Will this be Sunak's worst week yet? – How the Cotswolds became a sexy haven for...
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Harvey Weinstein: What’s going on? – Scotland’s government chaos – Is Ryan Gosli...
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Starmer's plan to take back the railways – Hoof it! Inside the London horse ramp...
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Tragedy in the Channel – Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar: Rap beef explained – Why are...
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Rishi's Rwanda plan gets go-ahead – Guest who? The new rules of being a host – M...
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The Met Police’s latest scandal – Rave intentions! How rich people ruined Ibiza...
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Taylor Swift: Heartbroken or just boring? – The creepiest article of the year –...
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Latest Tory scandal is a sleazy classic – Celebs are putting us all off sex – Is...
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Liz Truss blames the world – How to date 20 people at once – Spice up your mid-l...
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Sleepy Don! Trump snoozes in court – Truss, Johnson and the war on cigs – P*ss o...
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The Papers prepare for WW3 – How tech bros are planning to live forever – Gordon...
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The Papers vs. OJ Simpson – Did we get conned by Joe Lycett’s fake news? – Horsi...
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Biden warns Iran over Israel – Dr Non! Why you can’t honeytrap a French spy – Wh...
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Why I binned my A.I. boyfriend – Tabloids in “woke Scrabble” meltdown – Has your...
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