Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

EN238 episodes

comedy

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email [email protected] We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-condi...

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Kim Chi Can Do It All

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Sympathy is a knife

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Bears In The Woods

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A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay

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The 100th Episode

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Jake Shane on Taylor Swift, GIRLS & Grindr

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It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again

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Blacking Out At House Of Yes

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Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel

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Double F's At Football Camp

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April: Through The Years

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Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

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Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

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Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia

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How To Love Yourself Even Though You Had Ugly Bangs

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Bagpipes

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Four Idiot Girls (ft. Two Idiot Girls, Drew & Deison Afualo)

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The Peanut Butter & Jelly Gang

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The Top 10 Breakfast Cereals Ranked

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Your Singing Voice Develops At 30

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100 First Dates

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I Watched A Snake Eat A Cow

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The Emancipation of Royal Hegyes

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You Get To Exhale Now, Totino

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A Rise From Grace

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Well, It's Over (2023)

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How The Hell Did The Grinch Steal Christmas?

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A Little Bit of TLC

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The Year Without a Santa Claws

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Homo Loan

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Drowning In The Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog

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Potential Friendship Breakup Song

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Cocktail Hour

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The Get A Boyfriend Challenge

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Being Pathetic For Attention

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Andrew's Got A Date With A Vampire

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A Leaf Of Faith

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A Leaf Of Faith [video]

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Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive) [video]

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Serving Bow (A Look Into The Archive)

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Riding in Cars with Twinks

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Riding in Cars with Twinks [video]

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F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II) [video]

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F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II)

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FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]

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FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club

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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter [vide...

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Let's Have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Slayyyter's Version) ft. Slayyyter

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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children [video]

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Actually Let's Rename It Bad Children

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