GoalLess: A Soccer Show

SmartLess Media

EN90 episodes

sportssoccercomedy

GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+

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Episodes (90)

The Divine Shadows (Season Finale)

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Trying To Score Past An Octopus

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May 13, 202556:32pending

Jackrabbit on a Hot Date

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Apr 21, 202553:16pending

Sydney Sweeney’s On His Dibs List

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Apr 10, 202558:48pending

He Parked the Nuke

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Apr 3, 202546:08pending

Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser)

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Mar 27, 202546:26pending

God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson)

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Mar 20, 202551:35pending

Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe)

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Mar 14, 202554:18pending

The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)

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Mar 7, 202550:33pending

Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro)

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Feb 27, 202553:13pending

The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris)

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Feb 21, 202548:22pending

Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby)

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Feb 14, 202550:05pending

Septic Bladder (Feat. John Skipper)

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Feb 6, 202559:59pending

The Devil’s Hat Trick

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The Eagle Got Sacked Too (Feat. Christian Polanco)

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Kevin Bacon Looks Like a Kite

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Jan 16, 202558:45pending

Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)

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Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)

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Russell, La Bombonera, and a Zorb (Feat. Richie Williams)

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Kaka, Dodo, or PeePee

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Dec 12, 202416:53pending

BONUS EPISODE: Salzburg, The Penicillin of the Champions League (Feat. Mike Ryan...

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Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)

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BONUS EPISODE: Tantric at Best (Feat. Daniel Howard)

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Dec 3, 202426:36pending

GoalLess Thanksgiving Feast (Feat. Rory Scovel, Jamie Carragher, Gareth Reynolds...

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BONUS EPISODE: Teutonic Care Bear (Feat. Peter Moore)

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Getting Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)

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BONUS EPISODE: Death by Champagne (Feat. Nigel Reo-Coker)

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Psychopathic Chickens (Feat. John Shin)

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BONUS EPISODE: Nice That He Likes Milner (Feat. Maurice Edu)

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Nov 11, 202432:29pending

The Hero of San Siro (Feat. Jamie Carragher)

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Nov 7, 202448:58pending

BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen

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Nov 4, 202431:55pending

America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)

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Oct 31, 202452:45pending

BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin

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Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande)

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BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)

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Oct 21, 202428:46pending

If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger

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Oct 18, 202447:33pending

Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin)

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Oct 14, 202428:21pending

They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky

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Oct 10, 202440:58pending

Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs

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Oct 7, 202431:16pending

The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds)

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Oct 3, 202448:02pending

Bonus Episode: The Corridor of Uncertainty

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Sep 30, 202425:18pending

Lord Panic (feat. Sam Lee)

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Sep 26, 202446:21pending

Bonus Episode: The Biggest Tie of the Season

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Sep 23, 202427:57pending

GoalLess Champions League Debut

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Sep 20, 202444:43pending

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham

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