“Your Dog Is Marrying Me”… and He LOST IT 🐶💍😂

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3:05Okay. It's a dog named Frankie, that you have. That you leave here with us daily. Yeah, that's Frankie, okay? Oh, yes, Frankie is more than okay. I've never met you before, but I'm the therapist at the facility. You could call me sort of a dog whisperer type. And today I had a little conversation with Frankie, and I thought maybe I'd give you a call and let you know the happy news. And your name is Juniper? Yes, Juniper. And as you're new son-in-law, I feel like it's good to call and make an acquaintance. Papa. Did you just say son-in-law? What are you talking about? Yes, I did. It's not official yet, but Frankie has agreed, and I've agreed that he and I will be married next spring. I started planning the lab shorts already,

4:05and figured I'd call and introduce myself since we haven't formally met Papa. Okay, you know what? This is just pretty weird. I asked Frankie if it was okay to give you a call and let you know that he and I have agreed to be married. I'm so excited. Papa. Okay, don't call me Papa again. Oh, I'm so excited. I appreciate that. Would you prefer dad? And... Oh, I would prefer nothing. You call me from the dodgy daycare place and you say, you're going to marry my dog? Yes, we've agreed. What is this? Yes, and we need to make sure that the nuptials happen by next spring, because that's the next time that I'll be in heat and he and I are planning a family. Okay, okay, okay. I'm leaving work right now. I'm coming down to you. It was a pleasure. And I'm going to talk to your boss, and I hope he fires. I was wondering if you'd have this reaction. I know that sometimes for normal people, it can be odd when a man like myself chooses...

5:07Yeah, normal people. I'm a normal person. You're not. Yes, but... Okay, just keep away from my dog until I get there. You may come down here and if you'd like to speak about it, but I'm currently not here. I'm with Frankie at home. Oh, oh, wait. You mean you're at my **** house right now? Yes, I've seen you stay in. Frankie thought it'd be best if we moved in together before we made it official and had the ceremony. Okay. Good. Stay there. Because I'm going to the cops. They're going to be there. I'm going to be there. Because you're... You're just a freaking psychopath, okay? And I fear my dog safety around you. Oh, I will always keep it safe and love him, dear. I'm going with you. I will always keep him safe and love him dearly. Cops are on the way. Call him right now. Hey, Craig. You've had it. Craig, this is actually Jibble from the Jibble Show doing a phone prank on you. And your wife's set you up. What? It's a joke. Are you serious? She said that you started taking your dog to dog daycare. They had a doggy therapist. They offered you.

6:07And she wanted me to mess with you. Oh, you know what? That is gotta be the weirdest phone call I've ever had. And I got to tell you this. I think you need therapy. I'm just saying that. You need therapy. Wake up every morning with Jibble phone pranks. We say mornings on the 20s. Some people like working twice as hard just to stay right where they are. And then Ohio, we really don't get it. Because to us, owning a home in your 30s, working in tech without the traffic, and still being able to make it to your kid's soccer game, sounds pretty good. In fact, Ohio is the second most affordable state to buy a home. Your move, learn more at yourmoveohio.com. Pro drivers live for race day. But for small business owners, every day is race day. That's why gulling pro with Lenovo Pro matters.

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