You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk

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CLIP OF THE DAY:  You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '


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ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere
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and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?
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Not really. Looks bad.
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It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.
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Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.
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Nothing else. That's right.
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Not bad options, really.
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What is the odd couple's name?
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Felix and Oscar.
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Oscar, yeah.
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Yeah, I should just move in together.
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Yeah, we're perfect.
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Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.
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You would have your time to create and manifest things.
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Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?
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Just have some girls.
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Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.
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It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.
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[laughs]
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There's only three things I do.
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I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.
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Oh. What would you like to do?
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I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.
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Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,
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walk anywhere, really, just to walk.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.
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What are you-- [crow caws]
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over there about?
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[laughs]
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You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.