You Don't Know Stress - 3.3.26

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3:03Get up to 60% off, plus free shipping and free returns. Shop now at washablesofus.com. Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply. This segment is called You Think You Know Stress. Carla found this article and Carla, what was the article about talking about our stress versus the kids today and their stress? Yeah, it was really like a meme and it said, you think you know stress? When I was a kid, if you missed a TV show, you just missed it forever. I was like, yes! Oh, that's real. That's real. That's real. We're no DVR, VCR, what's none of that. We're no retake, we're no, we're going to add that a later date now. All original programming. It couldn't add that a later date because it wasn't but three stations. No way. And the TV went off at 12. There was no name. Miss James Evans, and when he died, you missed that? You don't miss that. Stress. You got to change the channel.

4:04You mean I got to get up and walk over there and turn it? You think you know stress? That's it, Steve. Who took the knob off this TV? Where's the knob? Stress! You got to hang her in it. Where is the pliers? The pliers. A pliers for the antenna. You have a hanger. Yeah. Who moody rabbit ears? No. Stress. Why are you here then? A long time. A rabbit ears. Stress. Stress. This kid is no nothing. They don't know about stress. Stress. Oh, man. This day after phone, I'm expecting a call. Yes. What? It's a one-way here. OK? There's a one-way phone. It can be busy. Hang up so somebody else can use the phone. That's it. One bathroom in the whole house. You think you know stress. Yeah. Nothing. You ain't been stressed. Your daddy tell you to bring him something while he isn't that bad for you.

5:05That's stress. That's stress. Hey, hey, Tommy. I was taking a bath. And my daddy came in there to use the bathroom. You're just going to sit there right here. You're just sitting there right in the toilet with right next to it, too. Oh, my God. It's one bath. I watched him pull his pants down and sit down open up that new paper store. Hey, man. OK. I got it years old. I was just lower myself down in the service, man, and just let the service get a bit of my nose because I can't believe this right here. He saw me in that splashing round. I had the mask on and everything. I looked up with my little mask on and he was in there. Why don't you go through him? I can't. We don't you get out of here. Go on. Go on, play like you're playing. Play. Yeah. You know, you got it. You know, right now, I'm just trying. You know, I mean, man, I'm talking like I wouldn't even, yeah, like I wouldn't even

6:14hit him. Man, you're going to read the whole news. Man. Man, this one. Here. That's a play. Good Lord. God. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. 15 minutes, then he got up and flushed and walked out. I just got out the tub and took one towel and wrapped it around my head. You would drop a slide. Just stood there, man, in the back, we were trying to figure out what the hell had happened to me. Trying to gather yourself. So these kids don't know stress. No, no. What about this one right here? Go to your room The room What do you mean the room with nothing in it? You mean this room that don't have a TV? Oh my god There's no video games, no TVs, my games is down in the basement Go to that room

7:16The one ain't nothing in here with this bed That don't know it's great But you don't With a cardboard box that's turned up as a nightstand You talk about this room that ain't got nothing but an overhead light That I'm only concerned to switch off when you say cut it off Alright Alright, you don't know stress, we know stress We don't have no clouds and all my stuff is hanging on the hook on the wall The whole wardrobe was on the hook on the wall Alright guys Thank you coming up next, it is the nephew And today's prank phone call right after this Hey y'all this is Monica This is Spike Lee Hey, this is Mary J. Blod Yo, this is Stephen A. Smith Hey, this is Shaka Khan You have no idea what it is This is Carlos Miller And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey Morning Show You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a little hot smarter and way more reliable Picture it Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge

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