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WouldYou Rather - 3.6.26

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3:04Exfinity. Imagine that. Restrictions apply. It's time now for a round of wood you rather. Would you rather free coach airline tickets for life or eat free anywhere you go? Oh. Oh. Baby. Baby. Yeah. Free anywhere I go. Anywhere I go? Yeah. I'ma get the ticket. I want. I'ma get the flight I want. For life. E-free for life. What I want. When. Come on. Do you understand how much more eating you do than flying? But if you could do it for free. For free. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But when you get there, you still got to eat. And you can go to no booze. You can go to only you can go to lots of heat. Yeah. You can go to the golden dragon. Very. Very hard. You know where my he said. But I want to go there. I never heard of golden dragon. They got money. Paris, don't. Oh, see.

4:04So that's why you want to eat free anywhere you go. Yeah. All right. Eat free. Yeah, get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Would you rather get in the ring with Floyd Mayweather Or would you rather call an ex to say hi? Hi. I'm in the ring with Floyd. I'm in the terms. I'm in the terms of flow. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. What. What. We. I'm talking about Floyd Floyd. I get a while I'm in there too. Be understanding. Steve. Just going there and take this. We'll be. So J right now. right now. Yeah. Okay, I'm as big as you think. Yeah, you can't work Floyd. I'm just letting you know right now. Oh, all you have to do is pick up the phone and say hi to an ex. You wouldn't do that. You don't know why. Wow. No. That's why we that that's okay. No. All right, would you rather take 10 toddlers Easter egg hunting or would you rather sing a solo at church?

5:07Oh, no. He is so alone. I'm an easter egg hunting. I'm saying I'm saying the solo at church. Yeah, I'm gonna do it doing devotional. You know, when you stand up. What? Like what? Because they don't care whether you can sing or not. Give us an example. Jesus, keep me. Yes, he will. On his own safe and still. If Jesus, keep me against my will. I guess I have to sit here and just be still. I wonder why, why you know, well, he looks at me. He looks at me. But I'm so glad. So glad. He watches me. He watches me. I'm waiting. No next year for women's month.

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