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Would You Rather - 4.1.26

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Would You Rather - 4.1.26

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3:04With the lights on. With the lights on. Got the flag. He looks so pleased. And what did they put the flag on now? Because they know more antennas. I've never experienced where all of them had it. Yeah. That used to be the thing. Yeah. Where every car had antenna. Oh. Junior. Ambulance. Or. Oh. I'm driving the ambulance. Yeah. Cosine. Cosine killed two birds with one stone. Yeah. I get there. We both go. So. Yeah. Hey there. And he there. I gotta go. Just to get through that. And he know the route. I can look over my shoulder. I know what you're going through. Put your eyes on it. I'm going to call it in. Call the doctor. Tell him to go away. So they can be ready. And he'll have a lot. All right. We coming in. Stand. Would you rather. As we move on. Would you rather wear a turtle neck with a suit? Or would you rather go search shirtless with a suit? Okay.

4:04You've got to. I'm with the turtle neck where you've got a suit on. No. I got a turtle neck. I'm with the turtle neck. I'm with the turtle neck. I ain't got that kind of. I'm with the turtle neck. Thanks. No. Okay. I ain't never seen a suit with no shirt on really. The appropriate place for it. I've seen some dudes look good in it. But. You know. On stage. Maybe. On stage. I don't know. How many people is that? Singers. I don't know. All right. Would you rather. Sleep in a twin bed with your wife or would you rather sleep on a king? Water bed with your wife. I didn't know both of them. Junior. Yeah. I'm going to go. I can't. I'm going to go back. I can't do that water bed no more. No. I can't. Did I still make those? I got nothing. I'm not feeling that twin bed. You're touching all night. Now hold up.

5:05It's getting hot in here. I guess you get some sleep. You can't but. I guess you get some sleep. Would you stop touching me? All right guys. That's today's round of would you rather. Coming up next. It is our last break of the day. And we'll close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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