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3:07Oh, do you want to ask leprechaun? I'm a leprechaun. I'm a leprechaun. OK. I want to be leprechaun. Magic league delicious. Magic league delicious. Yeah. Give them some nice little green suits. All right. Sorry, Tommy. Would you rather win the NAACP image award or would you rather win an Emmy? Nothing to do with this. I'm sorry. Nothing to do with this. Oh, that's cold. Nothing. That's low. Well, let me answer that. We need an answer. I got both. Yeah. I knew that because I got both. Oh, you know. Oh. Oh. The one that matters the most to me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Are the image awards. That's the one that matters the most to me. Because it's from us. Yeah. It's to be recognized by my peers, man.

4:08It's to be a group that I've tried to, uh, be an example for as much as I could. You're not falling short some time, but that's it. I would remember it. So I took over that when you know, I gave, I gave him the leprechaun and elf, uh, question and then I took the image and, uh, in the question. It was only right. Right. I have some, uh, people choice. I have the mother's case. Uh-huh. Not even a stunt. Yeah, just a little flex. You know, right here. I mean, I remember that it was women's month, uh, according to, uh, UT. But, you know, it's, it doesn't matter. Cuss. On the time. And, you know, I have. Yeah. Did I have stonestown walking some other day? People choice. Yeah, you do. You do. I'm in radio hall playing. Very, very, very, very, very, yes. Just a lot of things. Look at that. So I just take that question. Right there. That's the. Yeah. Well, I don't, I don't know who even asked the question. I really think you need to go back to the source. I thought it was Monica.

5:09Missed the Monica before. The pin. The pin. The pin. Whoever wrote. No. No, nobody. No, no, no. I did it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I thought in AACP. Oh, you thought. No, you ain't, no, you ain't thought. You ain't thought it. Oh, yes, you did. Oh, I know she did. She thought. She thought it would be good. Call away too, small thing. She's sipping her coffee, watching it all unfold. I ain't even know you was going to get drug into it, did you? Would you rather give up caffeine or cigars? Oh, I ain't got a handle. I ain't got a handle. Let's liquor. Coffee. Okay. All right. That's today's round of would you rather. There's some bad days on family feud though without caffeine. That right now. All right. Coming up at 49 minutes after the hour, it is our last break of the day. And we'll close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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