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Best of The Steve Harvey Morning ShowWould You Rather - 3.30.26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. On the Adventures of Curiosity Co. Podcasts, what if the right fit isn't what everyone expects? In the case of the right fit, Ella explores movement, confidence, and belonging and learns that not all strength looks the same. This Women's History Month story introduces kids to women who change sports by trusting themselves and moving differently. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Co. every Monday from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. On the Scene or Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season 2 is now available to bench featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcohol, and without this drug, I'm a die. Listen to the Scene or Show on the I Heart Radio app,

1:01Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son? And I'm like, who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls Podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show and you're auditioning for your soulmate, and who's judging. Only your entire family, I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition, hoping to find love the right way. And instead, I found chaos, comedy, and a lot of cringe. Listen to Boys and Girls on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, Chairman and CEO of I Heart Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds in marketing. Coming up this season on Math and Magic, CEO of Liquid Death, Mike Cesario. People think that creative ideas are like these light bulb moments that happen when you're in the shower. Or it's really like a stone sculpture.

2:02You're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take two interactive CEO, Straus Selnik, and our own chief business officer, Lisa Coffee. Listen to Math and Magic on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey there folks, Amy Robock and TJ Holmes here. And we know there is a lot of news coming at you, these days from the war with the runs of the ongoing Epstein Fallout government shutdowns, high profile trials. And what the hell is that Blake Lively thing about anyway? We are on it every day, all day. Follow us, Amy and TJ, for news updates throughout the day. Listen to Amy and TJ on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And it's time now for a round of, would you rather guys? Would you rather a well done steak? Or burnt barbecue ribs? Which one? Okay, man, no well done. I can't eat them, man. There you are.

3:02You don't know nothing about food, what you want to do. I know a lot about food, like I have to eat. That's new to us. So there. You'll never get in on the barbecue conversation. What you'd rather have, Joe? Well done. That's the best thing. That's what I tell you. Well done. She's chewing on Lever, huh? Okay. All right, would you rather be adored for being a gentleman? Or would you rather be adored for being great and bad? A gentleman or great and bad? Oh, I hate you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm all good at beef. You don't care about Ada. That's not true. Yeah, you do. That's not true. Yeah, she's right. That's not true. You're out of your mind. I'm out of my mind. How are you guys having been good about your business? I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. We're out of my mind. That's not true. We've been good. We've been good about your business. Follow your own. What you said? You ain't never been in that when I'm in that, Juni. What did you said? Juni said you ain't never been good and bad. Yeah.

4:02What did you said? So that's how you go hard to just be a gentleman. You don't know what to say. Right? What did you said? What did you said? I'm asking you. How you know this, Juni? No, I don't know. this conversation. Okay, what is he doing? I know I'm good. I ain't you got any no question about mine. I'm good. So just yeah, you you'd rather be adored for being a gentleman. Alright, would you rather use a trash bag as luggage or would you rather fly on a plane in your PJs in your pajamas? Which one? This is so ghetto. Okay. Okay. I will. Whatever. I'm not wearing a PJs to no airport. So you got trash bags for luggage? I guess I got these these these glad trash bags. Yeah, they get your carry-ons too. They don't know if I work at the airport or not. Is he taking the trash? I wouldn't say that. Yes, I'll throw you in the way. Oh, I thought that was a try. Yeah. Better not check it. Would

5:05you rather work as a backup dancer for us? Sure. Woo or a bartender on a cruise. Which one? Oh, I'm on a cruise. I can't dance like that. What are you doing? You're gonna hurt yourself. Skating and all. Man, I'm gonna stage in a year. I got a pole. Yeah, I got everything. I got a girl off the pole. I fell in the crowd out of it. I ain't singing them all. Who was that cousin? Steve, my dog. Alright, what's that? And I don't know how to make drinks. I'll be on that cruise. Just serving it up. Shake it up, sir. Yeah. Mr. How about like a Shirley Temple coming right up? Yeah. I ain't got a clue what he is. Alright, that's today's round of wood you rather. I'm going to go outside. Y'all got to go outside. Coming up next is our last break of the day and we'll close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

6:09You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show. Hey everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date? Oh no, we help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Ah! Mitoa human, him to a bird. Yeah, the bird looks out of your league anyways. Only pay for what you need at Liberty Mutual.com. Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty. On the Adventures of Curiosity Co. podcasts, what if the right fit isn't what everyone expects? In the case of the right fit, Alex explores movement, confidence, and belonging, and learns that not all strength looks the same. This women's history month story introduces kids to women who change sports by trusting themselves and moving differently. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Code every Monday from the Black Effect podcast network on the iHeart Radio app,

7:10Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. On the scene of show podcast each episode invites you into a raw unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench featuring powerful conversations with the guest like Tiffany Attis, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic, and without this crew, I'm a guy. Listen to Sino's show on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds in market. Coming up this seasonal Math and Magic, CEO of Liquid Death, Mike Cesario. People think that creative ideas are like these light bulb moments that happen when you're in the shower. Or it's really like a stone sculpture.

8:11You're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take two interactive CEO, Strauss Selnik, and her own chief business officer, Lisa Koffee. Listen to Math and Magic on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son, and I'm like, who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show, and you're auditioning for your soulmate, and who's judging. Only your entire family, I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition, hoping to find love the right way. And instead, I found chaos, comedy, and a lot of cringe. Listen to Boys and Girls on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

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