Would You Rather - 3.2.26

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3:04Why? Go on in the back. Take all in rows. Off and go sit down. You can't just get rid of a minister, Doug. It's not a ministry. Nobody comes away to church for that. I love the praise dancers. No, I don't love Easter. I just want to lead them. Because we're going to... Some of these people don't need to spin. Some of y'all don't. It's taken too long. It's taken too long. Tired of watching them do a two-inch jump. Stop jumping. Would you rather have a choir on every toe or a tattoo above both eyebrows? No. Well, yeah, Doug. I got to take them tattooed. I got to. On every toe? Every toe? Every toe? Every toe? Every toe. Give me them tattooed. We're going to have to make a moment. Yeah. I'm about to be a hover round. I'm about to give them tattooed. I'm about to give them tattooed. I have four now. Every toe? All right. Would you rather... Balleroy and Beauty in Black or Halle Berry in Swordfish? Which one?

4:04It's Halle in What-Evil. That's the mistreat. I don't know that one. I don't know that one. Oh, it's... It's... Black Beauty Boy. Beauty in Black. Mallory Balleroy. Why don't you change like that, man? Uh-huh. He got all sexy with it. Uh-huh. I tell you, boy. Yeah. It's coming back in March, by the way, Steve. Man, this is a hobby right here. Yeah. I think that was our biggest surprise that you watched that. Yeah. All right. And the Winter Olympics. Uh-huh. Woo! Woo! Would you rather import a caviar or a wagoo ribeye steak? Okay, here we go. Which boy? Come on, Tom. Yeah, Tom. It. Caviar. Yeah. Oh, Satra. Yes, Tom. Mm-hmm. It has steak, be quiet. Junior? You have steak. Oh, okay. All right. Would you rather pay the IRS a million dollars or have brunch with your ex?

5:04This is a Steve question. Yeah. Oh, it is. Oh, then belong here. Because we will all be eating brunch with our ex. This is a Steve question. Go ahead, Steve. Woo! What is that meal? Is it? It's Harvey. Wow. I have to answer that off the air. Oh, we're on the air. Yeah, now. The listeners want to know too. Which one? Million dollars, check to the IRS or lunch. brunch. Yeah. With your egg. Yes. Yes, you check. That's today's round of wood you rather. We'll leave it right there. Thank you, guys. Coming up next. Last break of the day. We'll close out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable.

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