Worst Date Ever – Pit Bulls

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2:03and we biked up, and we were going to have this romantic, like looking at the lake together, and maybe he wouldn't get a kiss, maybe not. And right when we came up to the most beautiful spot at the lake, you know, lots of people are walking to dogs with the lake. A lady walked by with her little pomeranian, and another lady right next to her walked by with two pit bulls, and one of the pit bulls grabbed the pomeranian and shook it like a ragdoll. We are so young, we're like 16, and my boyfriend was like, what do we do? Of course, we don't know what to do. Everyone's screaming. My boyfriend just walks over to help, and I'm like, what are you doing? We don't know what these people, we don't know these dogs, and we're just holding one of the pit bulls, while the other one was like, unfortunately, shaking this other dog. Luckily, someone came over, pulled the dog the part, and I hope the dogs were okay. But my, like, young 16-year-old boyfriend just standing there with the pit bull, staring it down, and someone said, look him straight in the eye, so he doesn't attack you, and he didn't, and luckily, everyone was okay.

3:07Oh my goodness. Hold up, so all we got to do is look him straight in the eyes when they get aggressive. You've never heard that? Yeah, you're straight in, he looked away. I've heard that, I've never just challenged that. I did, but I don't know if it works on every day. Right now. If other people need us a step in, what were the owners doing? The owner got thrown down like a hill. Oh. And so this dog was just like going at it, and apparently the dogs weren't trained, and so it was like one of their first walks, and we were like, why would you bring them out? Yeah. Well, how was the picnic? We didn't have one after that, but you know, I thought this might be the last date, but my husband and I have been together now since we were 16. He ran. Yeah, because you saw him as a hero. Yeah, see. He stepped up. He did. I was like, oh, I thought you were just a nerd. No, he was so tough that day. But we're never getting a pit bull. Oh, my goodness. That's scary. If all the pit bull lovers out there, I believe you have a cute little pit bull that's not aggressive, but there are these ones, these ones are particular. It's just doing a pre-emptive strike here. Sure is. Good call. Thank you, Justin.

4:07There are pit bull lovers. I believe you, but there are some aggressive ones out there too. Thank you, Justin. Madison, thank you for sharing your word. Stay down. We're glad you're happily married to him. 8, 5, go. Bye, girlfriend. Bye. I love it. You said bye, girlfriend. Oh, yeah, she married. I loved that, though. That was cute. Yeah, I don't know why I said that. Bye, girlfriend. Bye, girlfriend. That's going to keep on my butt out. I know. I'm going to shut that. I'm going to literally. Yeah, that's going to settle it. I'm going to start it. I'm going to lay bed tonight and go. Why did I say that? Share your word, state-ever story. 800, 5, 4, 3, 35, 48. Call or text. This is the Kidcratic Morning Show. And I did realize that Madison's boyfriend, now husband, did complete two of the things we talked about earlier that the guys thought they could excel at. And that is, can you handle an emergency well, and we take charge in a crisis? He did. And it's 16 years old. He did. He did both. He did. And I bet he could beat up a pit bull. And I bet he could survive in the world.

5:08I don't know about that one. Again, I still don't believe that you stare him in the eye thing. Not me either. I've always heard that. Like, I don't remember not hearing that thing. So if we go to one of those police academies and they put us in that suit and the dog comes over, you know, the biting's, I don't know what you're talking about. If I wasn't trained for, I mean, they're trained to do that. Okay, so I can't stare him down and he won't bite me. Like Kelly said, it may not be every single dog. I'm not going to say it's 100% of dogs, but I've always heard that. Yeah, it's like you're supposed to like with a bear attack. Yeah, make yourself bigger. If the bear, if the dog, you have to establish dominance. Right. From the text, I always heard that if a dog is attacking you, poke it in its butt and it will stop. Yeah, how are you going to do that? How are you going to do that? No, somebody's got to go up and do it. You got to go check its oil. Check it says that it's. Check its oil. Yeah, that's a lot of, I don't know if I could think like that in that moment. It's like going on right there. We had a pit bull and it would attack our dogs. We would throw water on it and it would stop it. And it would stop it. Yeah, okay. But after my dad passed away, my mom got put the dog down

6:11because it attacked another dog. And my mom's like, we're done. I took a turn. I did. No sad. Well, let's go to the dating screen real quick since that was the worst day ever. Okay. So there's a, it's back. Six seven is back. Is it? I've been asking the kids. I'm like, yo, are we still six seven? And they're like, no, bro. Charlie did it yesterday. I said, no, it's over. No, it's not. It's a new trend in the dating scene. It's the six seven trend. But it's not the six seven we're used to from last year, where the six seven and we get crazy and do the hand gesture. What is it? So basically, it involves looking for a partner who is a six or seven. I've heard this in the, in the 10 scale. Okay. The reason for that is you're looking for someone who's attractive, but you don't want them to be. And this is, I would love to be called this one day, dangerously attractive. What is dangerously attractive? I attend, I guess. Anything over a seven is dangerously attractive. It's exciting. You know, other people always hitting on them. Right. Okay. The time they're saying, I've never cheated on my wife. This goes, nobody wants you. You're not dangerously attractive. Having those temptations every day.

7:12Those people are also ambitious, but not obsessive. So they, they got goals, but they're not going to be obsessive over everything and then, and, and managing your life. Confident, but available. That is a six or a seven right there. They're confident. You're seven. That's good. Yeah, but you're available. Available because I'm not too dangerously handsome. Should we rank everyone in the room? What number they are? That's, I think that's also objective. Yes, I really do think that's subjective. Not a bet. Okay. Let's go around the room. And objective. Let's put ourselves in order of hot. I've seen these, I've seen these, uh, these podcasts where they go around and rate themselves. Some people are very delusional. All right. You see the podcast where they put a bunch of people in the room like, now line up in order of most attractive to least attractive. Right, and then they bring another. They make them sort themselves out. That's so hard. We're not going to do that. They're just setting yourself up to fail. We're going to be 100% honest than what we think we are. Based on today's. No, no, no, no, based on what you think of yourself and your best at your best.

8:12A 10 at your best. A 10. All right, so we'll start it with Justin. A 10. You're a 10. Yes, okay. No hesitation. No hesitation. Well, some of us might say Justin, come on. Who, who here is going to say that? I personally know that. I think all of us, I'm not saying you are a 10. But using polymateria can pers- Yeah. Yeah. You know that. You gotta feel little. Objective. If we're using polymateria procedure and Kelly makes that motion, I'm going to second it. Because I mean, we're all told you're the best. You're the best looking. If you don't feel it, nobody else with it, but we got to be a little objective. I'm sure. We're going to be a 10. I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say that. Okay, I got some flaws. Oh, that Audrey, what do you think you are? I think I'm close. I feel like every person should mentally feel that way. Exactly. And then, no, this is coming from 25 years of feeling like a two. Okay. So you have to build yourself up to that point.

9:14Yes. And when you've been broken down so much in your life, that's what you do. So Audrey and Justin believe they're dangerously attracted. No. Absolutely. And that's what gets me through the day. No, no, you are confident. And up. Confident. Confident. Fake it till you make it. Fake it till you make it. It's all about how you care yourself. I mean, I'm like a good day. Uh-huh. Maybe like a seven and a half. Seven and a half. Okay. Because I watching Love Island come on. We're so proud of her. I'm nowhere close to being that. No, I would love to carry myself with that confidence, but I don't know. Okay. Big out. He's thinking real hard. Ever since this girl not too long ago, young lady told me that she was not attracted to me. But my thought of myself kind of came down. Oh, that hurt. Oh, that hurt. That hurt. But she, um, but anyway, that's not about that. Yeah. Um, a six and a half, maybe a, maybe a six and three quarters. On your best day. On your best day on average day.

10:15And again, I don't think that's, there's anything wrong with the six and a six and three quarters. Right. A good day. Maybe even a seven. Yeah. Then do I, do I want my other person to think I'm a six and three quarter? No. Right. In their eyes. In their eyes. Show me your wallet. Show me your wallet. There's nothing in it. Yeah. We make up, we make up for it in personality, right? Right. I would like to think so. I would like to think so. I would say on, if we're talking honestly, I would say, I think I'm a seven. I think I'm a solid seven. I think seven's a good thing to say ego. It's a healthy. Yeah. I would probably put myself at a seven. Eight seems a little egotistical. Right. Yeah. Seven is safe. Seven is safe. Seven is comfortable. Really good day. I could be a seven. Eight, I think people are walking up asking, you should model. But seven, you're like, okay, you're good. Whoa, what really? I feel like eight is a good solid thing to say about yourself. It is like I can get up there. Eight seems a little odd. Yeah, I'm okay with that. You're sobbing.

11:15Kelly, what are you? I would say. Seven. Say I'd say. You think it on a good day. No one's going below seven or big out there with seven. I'll do that. So we have two tens. Seven and a half. Seven and a half. Try. I'm good. Solid seven. That's fine. Okay. We're six sevens over here. I think like seven is like you're confident enough. But you know that you're not the hottest person. We know that there's room for improvement. Seven is your humble ten. Eight hundred five four three thirty five forty eight. We will take your grades. You should be able to look. Have a memory of yourself. I think in the mirror of having yourself look like a nine nine and a half. Right. You'd have that picture that one day where you're like, I nailed it. I think we think our significant others look at us like a nine. We hope. But what's up? We'll take your grades here. We'll hear you out. Next. Wake up. Wake up. Start your day with us. Start your day with us. All the morning nights. Let's give it a try. Wake up, kid nation. Two good and co-coffee creamers are made with farm fresh cream.

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