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Win Brooke's Bucks (3/16/26)

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Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

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Win Brooke's Bucks (3/16/26)

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Brooke and JeffreyWin Brooke's Bucks (3/16/26). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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Newbie week is over but it's spirit lives on. Because we have another brand new player on the phone today. His name is Calvin who says he listens to this segment all the time and when he plays along he consistently beats Brooke. Wow. In fact he says he's extremely confident that he is going to demolish her today. Those are some famous last words Calvin. Yeah confidence is gone. Yeah hearing Jeff's voice made me scared. That happens a lot of time. I've been told by many men. Where are you going to get your confidence from today Calvin? My beautiful fiance Stan who is somewhere in the world right now. Oh she's not even near you. You know where she is? No. He's waiting for her. He hasn't met her yet. Now I get it. Somewhere out there. Absolutely. It's knowing that she's out there somewhere though. That's got to give you some

real confidence. But let's get to the game here. Brooke has left the studio and you've got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Absolutely. Good luck. Your time starts now. Rapper Flavor Flaves celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his 40s 50s or 60s? 50s. Which state is home to Augusta National Golf Course? Home of the Masters. How many white stripes are on the American flag? On Broadway. What's the longest running musical of all time? In the church if you're canonized what religious title do you get? Cardinal. Sicily is the largest island in what sea? The ego is just exploding out of you. How is anyone supposed to know any of those? You broke this game back in the room. Only your fiancé. I can't be anything

else. Now, Calvin, obviously you're a new player and like you've mentioned, you do have a fiancé and apparently you're going to be marrying her this summer and you have a proposal story that you'd like to share. Maybe we could turn down the music so we can hear in a nutshell. How did you pop the question? I took her to Christmas lights about a year and a half ago and I thought I'm going to find somewhere absolutely beautiful to propose to her. Yeah. But that did not happen. There was kids everywhere. Everyone was screaming. It was horrible. There was never a good spot. It was super crowded. Oh no. So I ended up proposing behind the parking lot. In the dark? It was a little dark. I mean there was like a fountain behind us but it wasn't on because it was winter. Wow. But you just had to do it. You couldn't wait. I had to. I had the ring

in my pocket. It was getting hotter in my pocket. That's cute. She said yes and she liked it too. You don't remember things that go perfectly. You only remember things that go just wrong. Yeah. Exactly. Wrong but good. Yeah. Maybe you'll remember this game that you just played in a similar way. Well, we'll find out in a second. Broke out to your turn. Are you ready? Yes. Your time starts now. Rapper, flavor, flavor, flavor celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his 40s, 50s or 60s? 60s. Which state is home to Augusta National Golf Course home of the master? Georgia. How many white stripes are on an American flag? Six. On Broadway, what's the longest running musical of all time? Liking. In the church, if you're canonized, what religious title do you get? Uh, Bishop. Sicily is the largest island in what city? Italy. Oh, it's Mediterranean. Whoa. Someone is a little bit too confident. It's Mediterranean. Geez.

Coming at me, let's go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose. Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? I'm not. Calvin, guys. Oh my. Calvin, what happened? My manhood. Overly got it. Couldn't have said it better myself. Well, maybe I should have stated the room. Broke you got four. No way. Easy, easy. It was not your day today, Calvin. Let's go over there. It was not for everybody. Rapper, flavor, flavor, flavor, has a birthday. He is in his 60s. He's turning 67 today. Yeah. Augusta National Golf Course is the home of the master's located in the state of Georgia. There are six white stripes on an American flag alternating with seven red stripes to make 13 total for the 13 colonies. On Broadway, the longest running musical of all time would be Phantom of the opera was going for 35 straight years before finally closing in 2023.

In the church, if you're canonized, you get the title of a saint. Yeah. Sicily is the largest island in the Mediterranean. Yeah. Calvin, I'm sorry, man. It wasn't enough to win today, obviously. But just for playing, we are going to give you a pair of tickets to the Washington State Spring Fair. The fair runs April 10th through the 12th and also April 17th through 19th. For more information, go to TheFair.com. Awesome. There's always next time. Yeah. Thank you, grads on the wedding. Thank you. Thank you. Happy for you. Come back and play again soon. We're going to do Windbrook's bucks same time to Mars. We're looking Jeffrey in the morning.

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