Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

0:00If King Charles accidentally forks during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction. What's the difference between a customer and a client? You can't play Minecraft on a customer. Why did the mushroom go to jail? He lost his Morale compass. When Russia rescued Poland from the Nazis, I guess you can say they were really made Warsaw. What do cannibals serve at the start of a party? Handchicks.

1:03Why did Robinhood start a website? Because he wanted to improve his cash flow. Who lives next door to Robinhood? Neighborhood. What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to dwarfs who are amputees? A small arm's dealer. Rumor has it the next bond villain is a Swedish female golfer. The movie? Golfinger. Did you hear about the dairy farmer who was labeling his low fat milk as whole milk? He was skimming. Amazon tried to sell law cabins, but it didn't go well. It's a cottage industry.

2:07When you imagine affording all those shoes, Cinderella. You don't drown by falling in the water. It's by staying there. We'll return with more laughs following this short break. My day kicks off at the refreshing social synergy drink, then straight to the gym. Three can pick up, back onto meal prep, time for my fire session shift. One more Celsius got to keep the lights on. When the three alarm hits, I'm ready. Celsius, live, fit, go. Grab a cold refreshing Celsius at your local retailer or locate now at Celsius.com. Out of the annual component race, they caught him doping.

3:15Just opened my water bill and my electric bill at the same time. I was shocked. There was this guy who rented out a pair of bugs. He was the lessor of two weevils. It is Excel and an Encel have in common. Both misinterpret things as a date. I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay with us until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and drones far and wide. Help us out by sharing these jokes with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter.

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5:21Just been into Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked why are you wearing a surgical mask? She said I'm not, it's a coffee filter.