Why Condemning Socialism Won't Save the Democrats

0:00Whoa. M完成. Hbe it. Yep. Cheers, cheers, congregation. All right. Yeah. I expected more. Good evening, everyone. So the Supreme Court ruled five to four to let construction continue on Trump's White House ballroom project. Wow. But to a peace Democrat, they also approved construction of the Joe Biden Memorial ramp. Laughter. Actor Sidney Swini strapped herself to the wing of a biplane and completed barrel rolls, loops, and upside-down flips.

1:01Finally, giving millions of men a good excuse to say, I wasn't just looking at your tits. Laughter. The announcer of Wheel of Fortune was suspended for an incident on a plane. No one knows what that incident was, but we can only ponder what he was doing. Laughter. I don't get it. Like to buy a vowel? Yeah. So it turns out that Joe Biden will be attending the 9-11 memorial service at Ground Zero. Apparently, he was just waiting for someone to tell him when it would be. Laughter. On this day in 1969, the first ATM was used in New York City, adding yet another spot for drunk men to pee. Laughter. Legendary golfer Tiger Woods appeared in court today,

2:01not on purpose. He says banging the sonographer. Laughter. There's no reason for that joke. According to a lawsuit, hockey player Ivan Zenzenko was hidden the head by a puck, so hard that he can no longer have sex with his wife. It was the first time in recorded history that a married couple didn't have sex because he had a headache. Laughter. Laughter. According to a new study, cooking and cleaning can unleash trillions of harmful airborne nanoparticles. Well, at least that won't be a problem for men. Oh, sexist Woods! I know. Terrible, right? Finally, Bill Clinton held a star-studded 80th birthday party at Alex Sources Hampton's mansion. That's 80 candles. And for once, Bill had to be the one doing all the blowing.

3:01All right. I don't get it. These jokes go way over my head. Well, yeah. We'll be back with more gut-filled. So on Tuesday, stop it! It's a long time! So on Tuesday, the House just voted to condemn socialism and the DSA's policy positions with eight Democrats joining Republicans. It's the most bipartisan vote since the resolution that banned the squad from shaving at their desk. This, after four House Dems introduced their own resolution condemning the DSA. And I got to say, it's nice to see that a few Dems are finally growing a pair. Or perhaps they realize that this crap won't fly with a national audience. So they want to knit the DSA monster in the bud before 2028. So it appears to me that Democrats are trying to get ahead of the mess before it's too late. It reminds me of my staff throwing up their breakfast before they're weekly way in.

4:05But here's the problem. You can't just say you're not a socialist. You have to show us you're not. Because for years, Democrats have played the same game. I'm not anti-Semitic. I'm not anti-West. I'm not anti-Police. But I can see why other people are. And we should just accept them into our big tent. But that's like saying, I'm not a racist. But yes, I've had the KKK over my house regularly for barbecues. By the way, Tom, Kohlslah was great. Anyway, he's not just a grand dragon. He's a great dragon. But if they're going to push back against the DSA, they have to put an end to the woke BS that seems harder to eradicate than the flies buzzer around Jerry Nadler's pants. Takes us, takes this week's opening of the Democrat party's nominating convention in Michigan. All our land keep going. Our land economy to Michigan recognize the state as a nation.

5:07Michigan recognize the state as the ancestral, traditional, and contemporary land of the Ashian events. Three parts to better receive. Including, saving the economy. Stand up. You do a better than me. Ishnave? Ashnave. Thank you. Wait, don't sit down yet. I might get another one before I'll do it. I'm regretting. And I want to be described. Including the Odaoha, Ojibwa, Shibwa, and Baza Tami. Oguatati. I thought you'd make it another good problem. Oh, man. You know, it's times like these when you really need an authentic Native American. But... That lady was impressive. She's illiterated both English and Navajo. She's so bad the sign language interpreter just in five minutes of Tomahawk chops.

6:08So good luck trying to change Democrats. Because until you make a clean break, you're just smearing spackle over the same rotten world view. And each time that rot gets a little harder to hide, even the Michigan Democratic Attorney General Dana Nestle told Jewish voters that they should put the needs of the world ahead of the future of their own people. A pretty remarkable thing to tell people whose future historically is often under threat of eradication. But for Socialists, the only thing they produce is power. Everything else is secondary. But that's why the resolution needs more teeth. Because they're not just fighting the DSA. They're trying to distance themselves from a political culture that they helped create. It's like my uncle Carl used to say, don't raise crocodiles if you swim in a speedo made of ham. But it's what Democrats have been doing for years. I'm not anti-police, but I understand why people want to defund them. I'm not a Socialist, but capitalism is oppressive. I'm not anti-Semitic. I just like tiny moustaches.

7:12You can't have it both ways. If you really want to convince me that the old school dems are back, tell us what you really believe as a contrast to what they believe. Call Hamas evil for October 7th. Say prisons actually work. Rejectory a law. Embrace free markets. Admit that borders are a good idea. Promise that new ladies' rooms won't need urinals. And stop wiping your ass with the Constitution. When you can use Jess's book instead. It's time to show how the DSA has crossed the line. Which is tough if you really never drew one in the first place. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.