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Jay Towers in the Morning — Weirdest Lost Luggage Items That Went Unclaimed. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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because of the shutdown and people calling out. The trade airport is okay, but some cities are having big trouble. The oddest lost luggage items that went unclaimed last year. Do I hear some of these? All right, a fully assembled robot. It doesn't look human, more like legs with a box on top. They think it was maybe for research and some sort of industrial automation. Who's leaving that behind? That's like a lot of work, a lot of money. Now, it shares the list of the weirdest things people lost from their luggage. So, I guess I'd have stolen it. Maybe a bionic knee, meaning a prosthetic knee with the built-in motor. It's just a terrible person who doesn't want one of those. If he was a prototype, though. So, it might have been a designer, not so much like a guy lost it, you know. We can get bionic knees. I guess so. All right, well, I don't know, look into that. A set of grills made with diamonds and ten karat gold, the kind that you've seen Kanye West and Post Malone wear.
They fit over your teeth. I don't know who's not trying to get that back. That was crazy. A meteorite, they joked that of everything they found, they can confidently say, it traveled the furthest. They were able to figure out it was part of a meteor that fell to Earth in the year 1576. How? Oh, with carbon data, carbon, something. How crazy. Aren't you supposed to give that stuff back to like the government or to scientists and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah. I know like you can't have, and like you think like who, like a little piece of moon dust, like that's actually very hard to get. Okay, well, what about possession is nine tenths of the law? Yeah. What about that? Because I live by that. Those ropes, ropes with balls at the end that you laid on fire that the dancers use. I don't need like it. I don't fire dance. I don't need them back. So fire poet is P.O.I. I'll just do that. Fire poet. Fire poet.
P.O.I. is boy. Yeah, it's food. Well, if that's your profession, Alison, you might want to get those back. How about a one ounce gold bar? It was 99.9 percent gold worth several thousand dollars. Oh, this one gets me. And I remember because I'm pretty sure that DJ Suss one, when we were in Cincinnati, bought a samurai sword and then asked me if I'd chip it for him. Matching pair of samurai swords. Sounds like they were replicas, but probably still worth some money. What do you do if you want to buy a samurai samurai sword for not terrible reasons, but because they're cool, because then you need to travel home with them. I think you gotta check the bottom. Yeah, that can't go in your carry out. Okay. I thought you were going to say DJ Suss one asked if you wanted to go in Havzies. Oh, samurai sword. Did you ship it back for him? I don't think I think I think he eventually went to like UPS that Saturday.
Okay. A full beekeeping outfit. Gold played a golf clubs. Those are expensive. And stupid. What you call play your golf clubs? I mean, that's just someone who's filthy rich. That's a ridiculous display of gross wealth. Yeah, right. And what is that? I don't say that because you know what I can't say. That is a did you redo? A did you redo? It's a it's an instrument. Australians play it. Of course, you know that. Oh, there's nothing you know. I know it's so wild. I think I had a did you redo. I think someone gave me one. If there was not a timeline or like a time limit on jeopardy, like you might do really well. Oh, I do. I mean, you had an extra couple of seconds because you do place the answer correct. No, we play jeopardy. I do pretty well. I wouldn't be good at that clicker thing, though. But for a billion dollars, I wouldn't know what a dipty do is or a did you read that? Really? You've never heard of a did you know? I've never heard of that there.
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