Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall

A review of Week 0, the college football soft open
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Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we
Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"?
Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"?
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