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paid for by Virginians for fair elections do you think you could guess who you
were if you were on someone's forehead
you're late show stop the intro guys welcome back we're gonna play who am I
five rounds total I think sure um I guess just get into it can I do 10 push-ups
that might be the max okay okay it might be the max I hope so I think so okay
but I might be the man just by being optimistic about it yeah okay um could
you could you take me in a fight won't be one no no no okay no all right yeah
there was a time in my life I think I would say yeah really a much no I couldn't
no can't be no okay um am I guy yeah okay oh okay so you you can't beat me
in a fight no these are all people correct all people no cartoons if you are
you scared of me my scared if you saw me would you be scared no nervous
nervous no no if I didn't know who you were I would be you be scared because I
make sense if I didn't know you if it didn't do all of you if I had no anything
about you does that make sense yes but since I do know
you cycler it up do I have a beard yeah okay wait does that help you I don't
know it's definitely not okay if this person if this person if you put this
person fourth and goal yeah how far out one yard line one okay well fourth
and goal at the two yard line back it up behind behind the Bengals O line wow
could I score touchdown yes yeah no doubt wow no doubt in my mind wow he could do it
with no oh line I think yeah I think I know I am really yeah okay well I'm gonna
see it up am I just a guy with a beard okay like a maybe do some push ups but
probably not I think ten's might be the max okay I also could be wrong okay
because the only thing I'm thinking of is Jason Momoa but he can do push ups like
there's no doubt about that I'm just trying to think of any other guy with a
beard that maybe kind of I think just just you are Jason Momoa and an alternate
universe okay so I got the long hair I got the beard count of reason you can
change kind of is compared to a thousand all right am I an actor yeah much
head black yeah yeah you sure are got it take it for the win for the way yeah this is
for the way am I the rock you are the rock yeah he is Jason Momoa in a different
universe bro if I was if I was gonna get away from the cops on the highway like in a
car do you think that I would have a shot to make it out yeah I think possibly
so cool yeah am I bigger than a refrigerator okay not the rock not the rock not
John Cena okay not Alan Richson do you think I am a smart man like could I
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free great brands great prices that's why you rack I'm sorry no I'm sorry man I
might not know enough and it's not I couldn't solve a calculus equation I also just
don't think you've been doing much calculus in a while almost people are right I
didn't even make it the calculus class and there've been one was I've asked one
question you said are you bigger than a refrigerator and I said no okay yeah that
narrows out yeah just the larger the larger celebrities yeah yeah if you saw me
out of wedding would you be surprised very I'm like bro what are you doing here what
the heck how do you know the couple I didn't know the couple right the group
size if I was in a wedding and they were doing grooms and photos would I be the
guy in the group to like let's do a funny photo I think some people's
perception of him would be that but actually think he wouldn't be that got it so
sorry okay so okay this helps me a lot somebody that you think that might be
a little quirky but probably a lot more chill I think I have an answer yeah you
got an answer I think so you know I think I know you might want to swing I don't
have any information I've asked you if you'd be surprised he made a wedding and
if I was bigger than a refrigerator that's not only two questions have I been in
a movie with the rock
um yeah yeah you have took a long time to think about it am I the guy who plays
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo you could definitely be him but I don't think you are him
who is that I don't know okay I don't know his name that's why you could
definitely probably play Shaggy yeah with some makeup I think you're trying to
throw me off the scene here could I fit inside that refrigerator yeah you could
I feel like he could solve a calculus equation I don't know I don't know yeah
am I Kevin Hart yeah who am I bro let me hold on tell me yeah you got to do one
more guess give me the first letter p pterd English post-mallow post-mallow you're right
yeah it's like I think he low key could do some cow that's that's why it's like I
don't know low key I don't know I don't know feel like he's the guy from Goodwill
hunting just like maybe doing it on chalk wood am I good looking like our
Facebook mom is drooling over me no no okay I don't think so not for your
looks got it okay okay give you a little thank you I'm not gonna give you
nothing okay okay all right do I act um I'll say this you you have a
documentary this is documentary about me there's a documentary about made a
documentary I don't know if you act but I think that you might be in a couple
movies do you think I would run the table on like a like a like a like a
like a ping-pong table if you if you if you did one thing well in sports it might
be ping-pong okay yeah okay so they made a documentary in my sports no nothing
with sports yeah of course of course do you do would you be surprised if I had a
good singing voice yeah I think so I'm right so not a singer so what where
that come on okay buddy would you be surprised to see me at your job yeah
like if you showed up here yeah yeah would you yeah would you be surprised
well right that like that means I have like I'd be like damn bro you really you
really doing this yeah so like but I so so I don't have zero access to this
person there's right like it's probably someone that might be a far-fetched
possibility but yeah I'll say it's the percent chance of seeing them show up in
the studio is not zero okay am I funny you made a joke but no made a joke but no you've made a joke
I really am not really good at questions if this person was carrying me around would
it be piggyback would it be funny funny yeah like would it be funny if this
person was carrying me around like not I mean maybe like this with my arm around
I'm not a maybe not a piggyback ride I think the only way for it that for this
person to carry you is a piggyback ride so they're a little bit smaller than me but
year six foot one year an average size of a man but they might be smaller than me I
don't know I don't know the height but I in my mind definitely a smaller
gentleman not like not short but they're they're a smaller gentleman I'd say maybe a
little bit taller than me I'm really giving you a lot I don't think so yeah so I don't even
know what they do yet yeah I don't know what I do yeah am I an actor no no not an actor not a
singer no athlete if the if this person on my forehead if if they were left alone in space
would they survive like they have a they have a space I mean never say never but I don't think so
all right so it's not Elon okay my athlete no god I would have bet the bank on that
who else would survive in space Elon Bay so's Iron Man Tony Stark wait I'm not an athlete and I'm
not an actor that leaves me with nothing you forget musician art musician art is
yeah the category that you always forget and I wouldn't survive in space I just
think you're a guy it most guys like normal guys I don't find it's fine it's fine it's fine
am I a famous chef not going crazy okay am I like a top dog musician yeah okay okay of this
century maybe on that rush and possibly wow and possibly a little smaller than me so it's not like
I feel like Drake's same height who else's top dog Taylor Swift but I think this is a man do
they have a lot of money they do okay I'm so good a question so we use the context yeah yeah okay so
I'm top dog has this person had a a roast about them yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I think you might
got a swing okay my Jeff Bezos no Elon Musk oh am I Justin Bieber no yeah yeah my Elon Musk yeah
do you think do you think I could throw a football 30 yards today today that might be the max
am I me wait are you trying to do the Elon thing to me
I don't care am I one of the best athletes of all time did I swing and hit did I swing and hit
did I swing and hit did I swing and hit athlete I'll say yeah are you trying to tell me off the set
are you telling me off the set am I one of the top athletes of all time yes or no I'll say yeah
and by one of the greatest athletes of all time I'm not from my knowledge so I'm not an athlete
got it yeah I don't I've never I've never seen this all you I thought you're doing another one
of them things no I never seen this person do anything athletic and that's okay I just never
seen it okay also I haven't been looking um okay I haven't googled you know don't google it does
this person do athletic things I haven't googled that I saw one of the greatest athletes of all
time so am I wait all time am I Tom Brady I'm pulling am I Tom Brady no really no really no really
no what was the question I asked you are you one of the greatest and you said no no but I was
to say you probably throw a football max 30 yards at this point okay that's a context clue what did I say
max 30 yards what I say after I wasn't listening at this point at this point I got that
other old thank you another their old trying to give you try to give you layups man am I Joe Biden no
who put that man on that bike get that man off that bike somebody's grandfather
am I Michael Jordan no who that leaves Lebron am I Liam Neeson no do I do basketball no I don't
think so oh don't owe me okay old guy all I have is old guy who I am I know who I am Ben
Affleck no why are you pulling because you have your hail Mary and celebrity I just old guys I
guess Ben Affleck's I've got a district I've been in the media for some
some things a couple things yeah a couple things um over the years yeah yep um I'm pretty
try to know who it is I'm just trying to give you a little second I could be wrong though my
Christopher walking why are you pulling why why are you pulling you're no you know you don't know
nothing about this person and you're just naming celebrity well how are you doing let's get
let's now down the pool of celebrities man I'm running out of time that's a problem I'm
at any at any moment you could get it I'm a shoot at any moment I can say Tiger Woods and you get it
last try am I Dr. Phil clothes different bald guy with a mustache
Steve hard man all right final round I don't know who won that one you won that one
one that one okay one of them this one's worth five points one of five points winner take
song if there was a zombie apocalypse would you want me yeah with you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
okay absolutely all right yeah I should start swinging am I really am I am I am I furry
I don't know but now I can't not see it I don't know like if this person took the shirt off
yeah they got a little furryness to them I feel like I feel like they would yeah but I don't
know they also got some fur here clean shaven here they might have some fur they got they got
stash yeah little while that's a lot yeah that's why you're answering like that yeah yeah like
I can see it man I don't think this man I don't think he's sponsored by Manscape
um okay do you think I would last five years in prison yeah I'm gonna give you more though I
think yes I think no one would bother you real nice I think you'd probably end up like
be the guy delivering the books you know you'd put some of the old guy old nice guy
nice guy I wouldn't say old but old I wouldn't say old but old are we talking like a
Matt Damon old yeah yeah yeah but I think you'd be the guy pushing the cart of books and like
what does that mean I'm like the guy I'm like the I'm like I'm sociable no no
you just I want you to learn you just you'd want to you'd want to be doing some and they trust
you to do it you know they're not gonna let like crazy folks out there deliver books
okay some child trustworthy I think so yeah and you'd want you into my team on a zombie apocalypse
okay okay so that gives you two two things okay and I'm gonna lay them out on the table for you
that means you are kind of like a trust trust worthy calm stoic demeanor
yep right but also you can handle business if it needs to happen okay okay consider that
I think I got it what is my question swing uh am I an actor no
am I Hugh Jackman no but but very good guess very very good guess stay stay there kind of
in that in that world yeah my music am I sports
mm-hmm
Ryan Reynolds no but you can you can stay there whatever I don't know if I'd put them on my zombie
apocalypse little apocalypse team stay stay with Hugh Jack you said I like that area yeah I like
where you're at yeah you'll probably pick up what I'm putting down once you get there I'm just a person
just a famous person but like there's a reason why you're famous you're not just like a guy that
you're not like the wrestler right there's like there's a reason why I'm famous my dad very dead
couldn't be more dead helpful yeah helpful helpful man I actor yeah yeah for sure
all right so I'm a historical person I think I might have it here you think so
I don't know I thought you're on the right track but maybe not
I'm a historical person I did historical things in history and furry maybe someone
might eat me for breakfast don't with that like no you want me to change that no no okay so
no one eat you so I'm not attractive that's what you were trying to give me like a little nibble on
the no bro no no no no I'm not nibbling on that that changes things I've been thinking this person
as a snack this is not person not a snack am I not a snack you're not a snack all of a sudden I'm
no longer a snack but like to each throne you know I don't know who's snacking on him somebody might
buddy probably did you think so this person procreate I think no because we would know about it he did
how about boy or girl how many times wow why don't we know about this why aren't they on the news
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really living up to the hype i guess not i think you got what am i doing right now right now
she'll make an answer yeah probably working on a motorcycle i got it i got it yeah that makes
us i got it i got it yeah thank you yeah uh it was i in politics no in my neck cage no what yes
i can breathe so i'm not in politics did i do art no no on a mode no don't do that don't do that
because i need i need one one here i need a win here
swing on a motorcycle you're probably working on it see i don't think you know i'm not John
Chirvolta no you don't know i'm not like in my Albert Einstein yeah and looking too much you know it
mr. Reeves man yes brother Keanu Reeves man you tell me he's not pushing the book card
around in prison what else you can do that's it that's all that this baby guy but he can handle
business see one of most like the best friends with Hugh Jagman i want to take this time i think
it was shot to everybody over the Grizzly game it is a league game what do they get Nick they get
around of applause from our live studio audience you know i can't buy your name you also get every
episode early how early you might ask up to 14 minutes early no you get it up to a couple days
maybe up to a week early okay most of all they get a little hug by me and you pound Nick D
i thank you guys and we'll see you in the next one
