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You know what time it is.
Road intro.
Or is it King of the Wheel?
Intro.
Hey, it feels right.
Don't it.
I only have to get you if I want it.
Stop the intro.
Guys, welcome back to Freddie show.
The number three show in the world.
Number three in the world.
Number one in your heart.
My name is Kakes.
Are you ready, Freddie?
Guys, we're playing seven games competing against each other.
The winner, best of seven, loser gets punched in the shoulder.
No, it doesn't.
And not really hard, but also not really light.
Loser has to eat a handful of boom boozle beans.
Loser, let's just say loser loses.
Spin a wheel.
It's far away today.
Wait, ready?
It's time to spin the wheel.
That was cool.
Majority rules.
Guys, this is how this game works.
I have eight prompts, and I asked you guys over on the YouTube polls to answer.
And Nick has to side with the majority.
He gets three lives.
If he loses, you guessed that he lost.
Majority rules, side with the majority.
Easy.
We asked people over on YouTube, have aliens visit it Earth?
Yes or no?
No.
With this recent update from Obama?
No, I will say this was posted before the update.
Okay, before we got the...
But it's an act, but it's active.
So like...
I know.
This is actually...
I don't actually know what the majority would say.
Are aliens have what now?
Visited Earth.
Yeah, let's go with yeah.
That is incorrect.
The majority thinks aliens...
56% said so.
I knew it was going to be close.
It is close.
I knew it was going to be close.
I just thought it would have been the reverse.
Yeah, so that's one life for you.
I will say a lot of these are a lot closer than the last time we did this where it was
like all 90%.
Yeah.
So this is a lot closer.
Appreciate that.
We then asked the people.
Does ketchup belong on eggs?
Oh, people said no.
That is correct.
Correct it.
66%.
Yeah, yeah.
People said no.
For sure.
We then asked people over at YouTube is a hot dog sandwich.
Most people said no.
Hot dogs not a sandwich.
Correct it.
71%.
Dude, you look like the type of guy to know everything about a hot dog.
I do know a lot about a hot dog because I am the leader of the glizzy gang.
Show them real quick.
And I'm the glizzy gobler.
He doesn't.
He got a tattoo of it.
Did we fake the moon landing?
Oh, what did people say?
Okay.
I think most people said no.
Most people said no at 83%.
Most people said no.
I thought it'd be closer, but apparently not.
Next up, we asked the people.
Is water wet?
Hmm.
Healthy.
What did most people say about water?
Think about it.
It's just water.
It is water wet.
That's the question.
And I think people, I think people often like no water is water.
Yeah.
But when water gets on something, it becomes wet like a couch would be wet.
Like if water got on water, is that creating wetness?
That's what I'm thinking.
So water is water.
Well, let's say there's a puddle.
Yeah, sure.
The ground is wet.
Correct.
But is that how most...
I think I just figured it out.
I've answered the question.
Water is not wet.
Water's water.
Things of water's on is wet.
Okay, okay.
But I get you.
But if there's...
So say you have...
Where's the water?
In the pot...
Name, give me scenarios.
Where's the water?
In a bucket.
Bucket's wet.
Give me another one.
In the air.
It's a raindrop.
Air's wet.
Okay.
That seems...
It's called humidity.
Give me another one.
In the ocean.
The sand's wet.
The sand is wet.
The fish are wet.
In the cloud.
The wet cloud.
You can't...
Yeah.
It can't be like if the cloud's made of water.
Water's not wet.
Whatever water's on is wet.
What if you have a bucket of water and you take it to the ocean and dump the bucket
of water into the ocean?
Are you wetting the ocean?
No.
The sand's already wet.
But what if it's...
What if you're dumping fresh water on the salt water?
Does that change your perspective at all?
Nope.
Got it.
If water's in the cup...
Cups wet.
I see your logic.
You see where I'm at?
No, it's just...
I just answered the question.
But can you put water on water and make water wet?
I feel like I just solved something that's been going on for a long time.
I'm not getting enough credit here.
I just solved it.
It's like what's first, the chicken or the egg.
This is equally as discussed and I just found the answer.
What about...
Well...
Is this how Albert Einstein felt?
What about...
So there's water in the ocean but there's water at the top of the ocean that's not touching
the bottom.
Is that water wet?
No.
But the salt is...
I think you figured it out.
I think I did it.
Right here on the...
And you guys say you don't learn nothing on the Friday show.
Well, here's what I'm gonna do.
I figured it out.
I don't think most people know it.
But I'm gonna say most people said no.
Water is not wet.
Most people said...
No, what, no.
Most people said yes.
Yeah, but they should have said no.
Yeah, but you got it wrong.
You got it wrong.
The people said yes at 69%.
Nice.
Yeah, one life left here, dude.
You got three questions left.
We asked the people.
Tour that paper should hang over or under.
Hmm.
Definitely, you might think over.
Most people said over at 93%.
Does that surprise you?
Not tougher than you might have thought.
We asked the people.
Does a straw have one or two holes?
Most people said it's two holes.
Most people said one hole.
At 78%.
You already lost, but last question.
We asked him.
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing.
Are you a morning or night person?
Most people said they're night people.
That is correct at 81%.
But he's still lost.
No, that was worth a life.
Okay, so you went.
Green mushroom.
That's the end of majority of your rules.
That's the end of it.
And I won.
In that way.
It's been whipped.
All right.
A's go.
A's go.
We got an intro from one of our guys on YouTube.
From Brad.
From Brad Raj.
Brad Raj.
A's go.
Guessing the celebrity's age, each hole
is a different celebrity that goes to guess the celebrity's age
every year that you're off is a stroke
with three strokes being par for the course.
It's a nine hole par three course
and the score it to beat is 27.
Wow, Brad.
If you three are off as par two,
two years off is a birdie, one year off is an eagle,
and zero years off is a hole in none
and guessing the actual age of the celebrity in a hole is zero.
Okay, so that's the goal here.
That's a great intro.
Age golf, comedian edition.
Comedian edition.
First up, we got Dave Chappelle.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
Dave Chappelle, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike, Mike, okay, I'm just talking.
Mike, my gut is around a 50 piece.
Sure.
He got that.
Okay.
Around a 50 burger.
He's been, he's been cruising for a while.
Very easily could be in the 40s.
Yep.
They got to remember he's on TV, retired,
for an extended period of time in the game back.
He came back, he's doing his thing.
I mean, I feel like 50 is a safe bet.
Sure.
So I'm going to say 48.
He is 52.
He was a safe bet.
50 was a safe bet.
All right, so you just, you know,
what's one over a bogey?
You did okay.
You're doing okay.
Next up, we got Adam Sandler, the Sandman himself.
Wow, see around 50 as well.
The Sandman.
I'm gonna say 49.
I mean, confirmed this.
Was he 60 years old?
Adam Sandler is 59 years old.
What did you say?
Said 59.
I'll take you, what did you say?
What?
What did you say?
59.
Scouts on it?
49.
You know, so 10 years off, this is bad, dude.
I've been known to come back from these 14.
I've been, hold three.
Next up, we got Shane Gillis.
I don't know how old comedians are, all right?
I can see that.
That's a different age bracket.
It's a different, comedians don't,
they age different.
Yeah.
How old is Shane Gillis?
Why would I know?
What do you mean they age different?
Why would I know how old Shane Gillis is?
You think of like small lines of age different?
Shane Gillis, man.
Is he in his 30s, yes or no?
I can't tell you that.
Is he in his low 30s, yes or no?
I can't tell you that.
All right, anyway, my original guess for Shane
was gonna be like 37.
I don't know what that means,
but that was gonna be my original guess.
Is that your guess?
That's my guess, 30s.
He's 38.
Okay.
Oh, take those.
We take those.
Next up, we got John Mulaney.
Who?
John Mulaney.
Show me a picture of him.
Never heard of him.
And Paul is age.
Never heard of him.
Yeah, just in case his age is there.
Okay, I got it.
Right there.
There he is.
Who is that?
You've never seen Kyle, or you get a,
you get a cheat because you get to look,
like literally look at him.
But who is he?
He's a comedian.
He's famous comedian.
How have you not heard of John Mulaney?
What does he do?
Somebody send this to John Mulaney.
He does jokes?
Is that, is he an actor too, or is he just a joke?
He mainly stand up.
You ever sit down?
Time to time.
Ron dinner, the round dinner time.
Every night again.
I don't know if off the picture he looks in his 30s.
Okay.
32.
43.
Yeah.
I don't know that guy.
I never heard of him.
You got to put people that are real.
You have three strokes to play with him.
John Mulaney.
Somebody send this to John.
Next up, we got Jim Carrey.
I don't know.
Jim Carrey is, man, is he 60?
Hello, Jim Carrey, man.
You tell me, why are you doing this to me?
You're exposing my comedian.
You said you know, you said this is my game.
This is my game, but not with comedians.
Who is this, Jim Carrey?
Jim Carrey.
I feel like, man, I feel like he's up there, man.
59.
64.
64.
I went before it's ever.
Okay.
If any game ever, this is my worst performance.
Is there any way to save it?
I think it negative points.
If you get under par, we'll do this as negative points.
Starting now.
Okay.
We got Kevin James.
No idea.
Around 40, a little higher.
40.
Six.
You're 60.
No, he's not.
Kevin James is 60.
What comedians be Asian different, man?
Why are they doing?
Why are they Asian like that?
Jumping picture of Kevin James.
How old you say you were?
60.
Show me a picture.
That's 40 something.
He is Asian like, fine, why?
I can't talk, can't.
Come on, game.
60.
The mall cup is 60.
He's a king of queens, he's a king of Asian.
Okay, we got Jerry Seinfeld.
He must be 80.
I don't know what the base of the things is happening.
Jerry Seinfeld is 65.
71.
I would have never guessed.
He's doing just fine.
Matt Rife.
He's walking around like that of 71.
He's doing, he's still driving.
He's doing Cory and Community Cores.
Comedians get a cup of coffee.
He's driving.
Let's say he's driving.
That's 71.
He's driving.
I don't think that's like out of the ordinary
to be able to drive at 71.
Somebody's grandfather.
Matt Rife.
29.
30.
He's 30.
Ciao, you got one.
Last one here, right now you're,
you've hit a 50 so far.
Steve Martin.
Oh.
106.
At this point, he's probably eight.
He's up there.
Okay.
She provided doesn't.
That's him.
One and two.
Surely my name is Shirley, but don't call me Shirley.
Is that him too?
Playings, Trains, Automobiles.
That's him.
I don't know.
That movie came out in 1920.
That was the first movie.
He's been in every movie since the dawn of movies.
I don't know.
If you get this on the dot, you win.
I win.
You win.
I just got the call from the producer.
If you get this on the dot, you win.
No hints.
No hints.
It begins with an eight.
Confirmer, didn't I?
I can't tell you anything.
It begins with an eight.
I can't tell you anything.
It begins with an eight.
I would never cheat.
Steve Dawson, what's his name?
Martin.
Steve Martin.
Somebody said Mr. Steve is.
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80.
80.
Year's old.
You got it right, yeah.
What'd you drop?
80 years old, boys.
Hey, I feel right, don't it.
If that is age golf, spin that wheel.
How long?
Mine's near it.
It just finished, Finlay.
100.
You pick a number from one to 100.
I pick a number from 100.
We ask each other questions back and forth
to one person gets the number.
But you can't ask, is it higher or lower in the 50?
You gotta ask other questions around?
Yeah, bring it on, dude.
All right, so you think of another, I think of a number.
Can your number buy a beer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you open the bag of regular Doritos,
not family size.
Okay.
A regular bag.
The amount of chips in that bag,
would your number be higher or lower
than?
Okay.
Would you understand what I was saying?
I definitely higher.
Your number would be higher than the amount of chips.
That a regular bag of Doritos.
That a regular bag of Doritos.
Yeah, I think higher for sure.
Hmm.
Would your number, if it was a person, be retired?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I hope so.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
If a football team scored this many points in a game,
would it be unusual?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
So you get a high number probably retired.
I got a dial in here.
Is it 70s, 80s or 90s?
Or the Hundo?
Is yours a round even number?
What did you say?
Like it does it end with a zero?
No.
Okay.
You just asked about my number.
Yeah.
Okay.
I want to ask you, that's you, that's you.
I don't know.
But I already answered this.
Yeah.
It's okay.
You lose two questions.
No.
I can't answer.
No.
You can lose one question.
Okay.
All right.
So I got two back to back and then you're back.
All right.
So I'm thinking you're in the 60s, 70s, 80s or 90s.
Yeah.
Good call.
Or a hundred on the dial.
You never know.
Um.
You just told me what you're going to do.
Um.
But I'm still going to play fair.
If your number was Steve Martins.
Okay.
Would your number be more or less than Steve Martins?
More.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It feels like cheating.
No, it wasn't.
Uh.
Okay.
Um.
Man.
Is the second number in your number, a lucky number for people.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm feeling 87, 97 here.
One way to find out.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm like swing here.
I didn't get two questions in the road.
Did I?
No, you didn't.
I get them now.
If you're.
Uh.
If I woke up.
In the morning.
Typically.
Yeah.
I walked outside.
Okay.
And I said.
And I said.
Wow.
It's hot.
Would that be near your number?
And now I'm back to back.
I'm just going to swing.
Okay.
Because.
Is your number 100?
No.
No.
It's not.
It's not.
Okay.
It's 99.
Is yours 97.
No.
I think I got your number at 99.
But, um.
Let me think if I can think of a question.
Wait.
Yours could also be 67.
Not doing it.
Uh.
I think your number 99.
But how can I.
You're for sure.
You're for sure in the 90s now.
For sure.
So I got nine numbers to play with.
It.
Um.
Unless you think three is lucky.
Is your number.
Larger than your birth year.
Like the.
Wow.
What a question.
You know what I'm saying?
I was born in 92.
And the answer is no.
Woo.
Is your number 77?
Yeah.
Yes.
Come on.
Is your number 91?
Yeah.
Wow.
What timing.
We should have wrote it down.
Wow, dude.
What a game.
What a game.
What a game.
That was 1 to 100.
Hey.
I feel right.
Don't.
Spin.
Yeah.
Wow.
You need not do like that.
Yeah.
Am I a line?
Am I a line?
Okay.
Am I a line?
I have an item here that I'm going to say what it is.
And Nick has five prompts, guesses, whatever he wants to try to figure it out.
Okay.
I have.
Nick's music.
Give it.
A box of trash bags.
A box of contractor.
Black trash bags.
50 gallon.
Is that what you have?
Is that a guess?
That's my guess.
It's incorrect.
It's incorrect.
It's incorrect.
It's not a box.
You know what I mean?
You got one of them.
Because I know your jokes, man.
You got Nick's music.
Wait.
Give me a go.
I'm using it.
Maybe some vinyl.
Go big.
Okay.
Can I...
Can I...
Can you rub it on my back?
Yes, I can.
Okay.
It's not...
That's not music.
That's just a trash bag.
That's just a trash bag.
That's just a trash bag with some stuff in it.
That's like a pretty almost full bag of trash.
I think.
We can take up whatever you want.
No, I'm not ready.
Can you reach into it and grab something and taste it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
Cool.
Cool.
Appreciate it.
Taste it.
Yeah, well, you can just lick it.
Yeah, you don't have to really lick it.
No, I'm all right.
What?
I can't...
I just can't do that.
Can I hear what it sounds when you lick it?
Please.
On the exterior?
On the inside.
On the inside.
I can't.
I can't.
Can you...
What the hell?
It jumped.
Can you lift it up and drop it from six inches?
Yeah.
Is that a bag of trash?
Yeah.
You want to roll the day, dude?
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Upset by NickD out now.
Okay.
Hey.
It feels right.
Don't it.
That was in my life.
In my life.
In my life.
In my life.
Let's go ahead and spin that way.
Dude, it's so much brighter.
It's like a new perspective on life.
And come out from under a blind fold.
Jayley!
Jayley!
All right.
Want to give a quick shout out to the members of the Grizzly game.
Oh, yes, sir!
How many do we have now?
We have 48 members over the Grizzly game.
If you hold up to four, that's 48, baby.
Second four and a four and an eight.
Pretty great.
Yeah.
It's just rolling with it.
Yeah, hell yeah.
What did they get?
Well, first of the things.
First, you get a ride of applause from our live studio audience.
That's what they get.
You get a little icon by your name and most importantly.
Not most importantly, but second most importantly.
You get every episode early.
How early did they get?
I'm 15, 20 minutes early.
Why do you say that?
You keep down 45 minutes.
Sometimes up to four or five days early.
Yeah.
Now we're cooking.
Yeah, we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
And before they get a little hug, I mean, you pal Nick D.
Thank you guys for supporting us.
48 members is insane.
Thank you guys so much.
And also, oh, I don't know if you guys saw.
Yeah, this is a little too short.
Little song song.
You guys find it down below if you want it.
Yeah, it's right below now.
Yeah, it's right below.
There's also other designs.
Other colors.
Yeah, there's a different one somewhere.
Yep.
You check them out.
I'm going to go pinky ring.
I'm going to go yes.
I'm going to go ring worm.
I'm going to go yes.
I'm going to go worm hole.
I'm going to go.
Yes.
I'm going to hold punch.
Yeah.
I'm going to go punch back.
I'm going to go no.
I'm going to go robin big.
That's it.
I'm going to go big boy.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
Punch bowl.
Yeah.
Really.
Bowl cut.
Yep.
Oh, not cut ties.
No.
Ah.
Ah.
I'm going to go robin big.
Get this out of here.
I'm going to go robin big.
And then it's not big boy.
I guess already.
You guys said already started.
Yeah.
Not big boy.
So big birth.
Big.
Big birth.
Big booty.
Big.
Big birth.
Big booty.
Big.
Crazy.
I want big booty, Judy.
Big back.
Big back.
Some people got big back.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm not going to guess it.
Okay.
Don't.
Don't.
Yeah.
It's not big.
What's this man?
Just taking a letter.
Give me letter.
R.
Big great.
Cut.
Through.
No.
Is this big break?
No.
Cut.
The water.
No.
Rob McBig.
Mc.
Can I have an a letter?
No.
What is this man?
Big what?
Am I missing something?
Is he missing something?
Then.
It's not big.
It's not big.
One thing.
Man, big what?
Am I missing something?
Is it easy?
If you got one of these, it'll be easy.
All right, H.
Robin Big, big, big, big bruise.
Big, big brunch.
I don't need any help.
I would never go to say, say a big brain.
Big brain.
Brain dump.
No, no, brain dump.
Yeah, it's when you lay all your ideas down, man.
No, I get you.
No, it was a good guess.
Cut.
It's really not cut through.
Cut.
Cut is broke.
Guess no, guess through one more time.
Through.
Nope.
Robin Big, big, big brain, brain.
I think brain drain.
It's not brain drain.
Oh, what is not brain dump?
Brain.
I don't like that word.
Brain dead.
Yes, it.
Dead pan.
No.
I'm crushing.
I'm crushing.
And you're not giving me nothing.
Cut through.
Say through, maybe I'll be on this one to cut through.
Through.
Got it.
I'm kidding.
It's cut through.
Cut through.
So there's not dead pan?
Dead.
What is it?
Dead pool.
Dead pool.
Pool noodle.
Pool noodle?
Noodle arms.
Noodle arms?
Really?
Yeah.
And then arms dealer.
Arms dealer.
Wow.
That's a tough chain, man.
It's a good chain.
It's great.
That was chain link.
And now it's time.
It's been a weird while.
13 words for the last.
I thought this game works.
I have eight words here.
We got 13 hints to try and get all eight of them.
Nick is notoriously really good at this.
I'm notoriously even better.
Bring it on then.
Zoinks.
Shaggy.
Yep, that's it.
We'll go bathtub.
Shower.
Toy.
Rubber duck.
That's it.
Come on.
Okay.
Come on.
Guitar.
Instrument.
Small.
Ukulele.
Come on.
Ukulele.
Come on.
Ukulele.
Come on.
Bring it home.
Ukulele.
Coil.
Spring.
Toy.
Slinky.
That's it.
Come on, baby.
Ukulele.
Deadpool.
Ryan Reynolds.
That's it.
Okay.
All right.
Three more here.
We have five clues.
We're doing good, man.
You get it from there.
I'll get it.
Rihanna.
Okay.
I don't know.
All right.
Rihanna, we got word, word, word, word, word.
We got ASAP Rocky, I think.
She was with ASAP.
She was with Chris Brown, at one point.
What are some other hits?
Where?
Monster.
On in my bed.
Um, umbrella.
Um, umbrella.
Um, umbrella.
Um, wow.
I was about to look it up.
Cause I didn't know if it was her.
I got a really nervous.
Two more here.
We got, uh, uh, um,
we could just go feet.
I think.
Well, let's go feet.
Let's go shoe.
No.
And then we'll go underneath.
Socks.
Socks.
Yeah.
Okay.
Last one here.
We got two things.
We're going to go.
How many guys we got?
We got two.
We got two to play with.
Okay.
If you get it off this hand,
I think it's the only one that I can give you for you
to get it.
Okay.
Yellow.
Let's see.
Well, no, yellow.
It's like, don't, I'm just talking.
Yeah, talk about it.
Yellow is like just banana.
Like, that's what comes with my mind immediately.
Um, so I'm going to say banana.
That's it.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Good work, man.
You did so well.
I get the point.
What?
Hey.
I feel right.
Stood it.
Spin.
Bad.
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Look at him, man.
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There it is.
There's a big gulp.
Go to 7-11, baby.
There's a big gulp.
He's still near the top.
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We're about to hit the 30-second mark right now.
You got nine seconds left.
I think you got to commit.
You got four seconds.
Time.
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I want to enjoy it.
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