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1:25I'm not just talking about Vegas, like I think we've talked about that before, like, you know, what's gone in in Vegas is you know, stay there. But like, is there anything that you have any place that you have traveled to anywhere you have gone with your family without your family, spring break, whatever. I would say as I would almost let's say we might even have to take spring break out of it unless it's something that you never admitted to your friends, even to your friends who are down there with you. It's what's funny. It can happen. You think? My high school spring break, there's a guy that actually, that was the way he hit on me, somebody that we went to school with. And I briefly dated and I say in finger quotes because, you know, I've been this way for a long time. And he was trying to use the excuse, we're we're out of town. And you realize that when you're at a town, it doesn't count is what he said. That's what he said to you. Yeah. And he thought that he was going to be able to, you know, hit that because, you know, we were out of town. It wouldn't count. This was almost like saying, you know, I know you're worried about any number or anything, but don't worry about numbers.

2:28Don't count numbers don't increase on vacation. That's totally good guy logic. You know, you're big. It didn't work, but I did have somebody tell me that guy logic. I wouldn't say good guy logic. But unique, definitely. Yeah. I mean, I think, I mean, I think definitely groups of friends go on vacations or girls weekends away. And everybody breaks off into, you know, their own little doing their own little thing. Right. And don't share everything with them, especially if they don't want it following them home. So it's possible that you could be on spring break with girlfriends. You compare. Any girls weekend trip or bachelor at party weekend or and you pair off with a girl or a guy, you guys do your thing or a girl at spring break. I mean, what happens? Happened or, you know, vacation. So it's the whole new world that's covering. And so you do whatever you want to do off in the corner. Your fantasy. Right. And then you come back to your big group of girlfriends. You don't even tell them that you just made out with the dude. Yeah. Or you say less than what you really did. Hey, Chris, welcome to the bird show. Hey, how are you?

3:31That's the difference between girls and guys. Girls say the less of what they really did. Oh my god, it was ridiculous. And then our twin sister showed up. Wow. Hey, what's going on, Chris? Not much. Actually, when I went to Penn, my city two years ago with my friend, his girlfriend and a couple of her friends all went. And we were kind of hanging out and I got pissed off of my friend because he was driving my car and ended up re-running somebody. Wasn't bad, but then he was just kind of not the nicest person for the rest of the trip. The one night we all went out and got pretty drunk. And I ended up sleeping with his girlfriend in the bed next to him in a separate bed. But he was on the other side of the room just passed out and he has no clue at this point. Is he still dating her? As far as I know, he and I don't really talk after that, just I mean, we kind of split ways just because of the way it was. And he, you know, a bunch of stuff, but nothing ever came out of it. And I don't think she's ever taken things. I think he would have called me on it. You rear-ended my car. We're in your girlfriend.

4:33I thought about that Melissa, but I didn't say it out loud. But I didn't. You said it by proxy. Hey, Kelly needs to be in the voice discizer and Kelly is not her real name. Hi, Kelly. Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. You're in the voice discizer. Okay, great. I actually went every year during college on spring break with a whole group, but we had a whole group of best friends. We'd always go together and this one year we went and I hooked up on a fruton with my guy roommate that I lived with in college for a couple years. We've been best friends since kindergarten. Our families were friends. Oh, that'll always mess up a good friendship. We actually are still friends. And to say, I really don't think anybody else found out about it. I've never heard from anybody else talking about it. My best friend who, my girl best friend, her brother was in the room at the time. So I think that he was passed out drunk, though. So when so nobody knows you can be back in neither one of you to told anyone. No, we made a pact with what stays on spring break is staying there.

5:39What happens on a food time stays on a food time? That thing says sexy. Right. Food time. Nothing says sexy. Then a couch that folds out to an uncomfortable bed with a really thin mattress. It's got a cigarette burn in it. And then when you pull it back up, it takes three people to get back in my position. Hey, Kelly, what's going on? How are you? Do you need to be on the voice of Skyzer? Yeah, please. Okay, good. You are? Yeah, go ahead. You're on the voice of Skyzer. Okay. We went to Jamaica for a bridal party and I hooked up with a groom. Holded. That was that best friend for the groom, not with a bride. And he got a little drunk and he was like, let's just do it one last time. I'm still single and I was like, okay, you know, sure. So he looks up. And nobody knows about it. Nobody knows about it. In the couple. And then five years now.

6:41And the couple is still together? Yeah, they're still together. They have two kids. Wow. And she has no idea. No, she doesn't have an idea. She doesn't think that we're like really good friends. Like what you were really really good friends. You know where I guess, but this also happens. It's not necessarily just like a spring break or like a wild vacation scenario, but a work travel scenario too. Like conventions and stuff. I think that might be going to LA next week. Hey, what's up, Melissa? Count one. It's on a work trip. Didn't you have a Wendy's can bar for over there. I know. Didn't you have a situation where like somebody, somebody in here knew someone who would go on a work trip and hook up with the same guy. It was like an annual convention. They would all meet in the same city. You know, for the big Tupperware convention and they burp each other. Yeah, it was my friend that was the Tupperware sales. The Birt Show.