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Vault: Is It A Thing For Nurses To Be Mean On Purpose?

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Vault: Is It A Thing For Nurses To Be Mean On Purpose?

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Maybe his mouth mouth and offer something before he goes, you know, I'm gonna staple this guys butt clothes I wonder if we can get a nurse or doctors right now. We'll put you on the voice Disguiser if you if it's true because I think Jeff makes a really good point here I wonder if there aren't nurses that will treat you just a little bit worse Maybe accidentally can't find the vein when they're trying to find blood if you're a crappy patient Maybe just make you go through a little bit more pain than you really have to be on the voice disguiser Fully if you've got a bad attitude. I guarantee you're the last one to get the food tray You're the one who gets the new nurse. Hey, Bert. Welcome. Hi, listen. This is Jen She is training and she is gonna insert your catheter go ahead Jen Those are the words you do not want to hear when you're a patient, right and she's in training training next room Right the phone lines were ringing and I think with nurses that are willing to either confess that yes They do that or no they don't we'll get to those here. Nobody's calling to say no. They don't unfortunately

We better use the voices guys are for yeah without a doubt all these calls will go up there All right, the question here is I mean Melissa just told us a story about a doctor that staples his patients butt shut Imagine this doctor coming home to his wife wife ask how's the day today, huh? Boy did I make a mistake Would you do I mean I couldn't be that bad honey. I mean it's just one day Yeah, I Take the patient staple the patient's butt just shut today. See what happened was see he had this butt and We're assuming that no doctor would purposely make that I mean accidentally make that mistake So we're wondering if doctors and nurses if they have a patient that's kind of a pain in the booty If you just put them through a little bit more pain than they really need to go through Said pain in the pain This patient's real pain in the hand I've actually seen a couple people that have done things you know a little meaner

Like I was telling the woman to answer the time now. I haven't personally done it I've probably been a little more mildly with patients But oh yeah, it can happen it can absolutely happen So the message here is loud and clear. I mean Then to I guess you know when the sense when I go to the end we're all human states Right they're in control here. Yeah, she's not going to be the only one to call and say that Good morning Brian you're on cue 100 Hey, Bart. Hi, you're on the boy's disguise or go ahead. Okay, thanks. Um, I'm a fireman. I'm going into work right now and I promise you the bigger The bigger the patient of how bad That uh you act up with us the bigger the needle is and the more we miss is that right? So you have actually missed somebody where you were going to shoot them purposely Oh, yeah, what did they have to do to get you to that point? Uh Well, the call that you get three o'clock in the morning for your tummy hurting Those are the main ones So if they're calling for something really superficial

What's that if they're just calling for something that you think is superficial you'll treat them kind of crappy Uh pretty much so if somebody called somebody who called you up and you go rushing over to their house and they're like My can't scratch me. I think I'm going to get infected. Then you shoot them up with giant needles full of antibiotics and Oh, no, no, no, we just we just missed the hobby on purpose Nothing with animal. It's so you better be really careful I thought we asked we asked for honesty. Don't look at line three I'm not taking three yet. Good morning. Becky. You're on cue 100 all you Good. How are you? A little way of getting back at the really mean Um, I'm an emergency room nurse and I have to deal with all kinds of jerks all day long and you just use a little bit bigger needle or There's a medicine we can get with a numbing medicine because it burns really bad So the mean ones don't get the numbing medicine

In emergency room, what the heck did it say? Why are you laughing? I know that people panic but some people are just mean I mean that I mean I'm not talking about you being Panic or being you know kind of overreacting and that's fine Some people are so mean to the nurses and to the doctors and you know why you still have to treat us with respect even though you're feeling sick Becky, let me ask you this. How long were you a nurse before you did this for the very first time? Were you purposely stuck somebody? No, I've been a nurse for about five years, so I'm not quite sure now yet, but someday they're worse than others I just want to let you know applying a numbing cream that you know is going to sting is the gateway drug to leaving your profession You will not be a nurse one year from now Yeah, no kidding. That's a lesson. We learn here Be nice to your medical professionals or they will torture you good morning, John. You're on Q100. Hi

Good morning guys. Hey, you're on the voice to schizer Been a paramedic for about 10 years now and I can promise you if you are a drug driver that has hurt somebody or if you're a child abuser or a spouse abuser That they're going to miss you more often and I can promise you it's going to be the biggest little they got and they'll probably squeeze the bag and squeeze it fluid until you're really fast. So when you get to the hospital you get a pee really badly too Yeah, we've done this with police officers before and they have said the same thing that in the same cases If you're messing with kids or there's some abuse going on that the police officer may be a little bit rougher on it than you They're jamming they're jamming the needle into your arm the way you jam the fork into the little plastic wrap on a microwave me I think you got it in there. Yeah, that one I kind of endorse. Please don't tell me you're picking that one. I am don't My clothes are called. Oh, no, seriously. This one's gonna hurt. Oh, this is a friendship effector Uh-oh Kathy good morning. You're on cue 100 Hey, how are you? Are you the call we're dreading? Oh, yeah, I am I promise you

Okay This was not me and it was not here and it was about 30 years ago But my brother was a nurse in the emergency room. Mm-hmm. I used to get to bed. It came in drunk all the time This is drunk and thrown up and disgusting and passed out and so one time when he was passed out They started his idea and his penis Oh No, I don't have one in that heart All right, so what is our lesson here the lesson today here Jen hobby is what be nice to your nurses and doctors and EMTs Oh overreact even if you're feeling really sick and if you're Um, uh, drunk and the emergency room put on a cup Gulu it Gulu it to you now. You know why they don't allow you to take pictures and video in emergency room Hey, the bird show What's up, booze men have been J. O's all here from the WWE when it's just me between matches is day one itch

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