Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate

0:00You're on the virtue. The superficial debate is directed right towards women right here from let me tell you how I even got into it. I met the W. Bucket. I think it was on Saturday night and My group of fellows meet a group of girls when I'll start hanging out and talking right and throughout the course of the night One of the girls makes some kind of like side joke to another girl and all the girls and the groups had to Respond to it because they knew what was going on in nobody else was so one of the girls said, you know what that's about is that Melissa here one time was Mistaken for a prostitute Okay, somebody propositioned her on the road like they thought I guess the way she was dressed awesome or what have you Yeah, and thought that she was a prostitute full-on was confident and like offer to her, you know like This is gonna be wow and she just like you guys totally and completely offended by it And another girl in the group says well, I mean it could be worse. It's not like she said you were pregnant or anything So a ten-minute debate between five women starts to break out on which is more offensive

1:04To be mistaken as a prostitute or be mistaken for a pregnant woman if you are not pregnant And it was one of these moments where I was sitting back on is this really happening? Are they really this really because they they might have been buzzed, but they were very Passionate about it. I'm trying to think which is more offensive That is a more difficult question to answer than you might think. I guess it is because they were going out of for 10 minutes before finally Someone in the group said okay, we got to put an end to this, but there was no clear conclusion really none Yeah, most women right now are going oh I don't know Well because well, let's let's dive into it. Okay, so the offensive part about being you know solicited to that's prostitute Obviously means that you look available for you know getting paid to do that for money for money To do that for money. So that means that you've either said you look cheap. Yeah, you look cheap too provocatively Yeah, provocative. Yeah

2:05Trashy which which is better to look cheap and trashy or to look fat And women What's the struggle here for all four seven four like you 100 Should we get Tracy's opinion? She is pregnant. That's what I mean But see pregnant is a different kind of overweight because it's all in one place So if you're mistaken for being pregnant you have like a typical man's belly because men Carry their weight in their belly. You know what I mean? Like that's where the men usually put their extra weight and for women It's usually like hips booty thighs. You know what I mean? But if you're a woman you're mistaken for being pregnant and you're carrying your extra weight like a man And that it doesn't get any more offensive than that I don't know I'll say it. I'd rather look trashy. You'd rather look trashy. I'd rather look trashy than be fat because then you can Go ahead say it be honest. Yeah, I'd rather look trashy. I don't know. I just don't want to

3:06I don't know I don't know Is the toughest decision to make well do you think I'm a street prostitute or do you think I'm somebody that you know Hi, you're not an escort. You're a prostitute. Yeah, I'm not an escort. They didn't say escort And that's a different thing. Okay, I'm yeah, I mean if you're an escort you difference between being an escort outside of a hotel in Buckhead or on Ponds by that. Yeah, am I dealing your Roberts Or am I So Wendy is weighed in and she said it's worse to be a Different between a prostitute and an escort is a prostitute will work in a car An escort you have to pay a mech should do that one has a website one has a website and one doesn't Escort will have a website. Uh, good morning Jennifer. Hey, how are you doing good? We're attacking the important stuff today Would you uh, what is more offensive? I think pregnant because I've actually been walking down in Buckhead with jeans on a sweatshirt and a couple over and that

4:07Offered me money. So you don't have to look for it to have people offer you money Take They can't afford that. So it is worse for you to be mistaken as pregnant pregnant. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for someone to call you a prostitute though I mean it could be a long night of drinking your eyeliner's running I mean anybody will pull you over if they're desperate in the middle of the night So you can be like no mean, but like in in your own mind as a woman You can justify them making the mistake yes by calling you a prostitute But if they mistake you as pregnant then fat is fat is egg Yes In a roundabout way. Yeah. We said fed it. No Don't say that Kelsey is it worse to be mistaken as a prostitute or pregnant? Definitely worse to be mistaken as pregnant. Yeah I would have to say I agree with the ladies that if someone's mistake shows a prostitute

5:09Then they're pretty much you don't know what their idea of a prostitute is you could be a high-class prostitute But if you're mistaken as pregnant you're just mistaken as pregnant. You got a belly looking fat I'd rather be mistaken as a prostitute. If you if you're if you're mistaken as a prostitute say pretty woman or hustle and flow Then I know if I'm offended or not pretty woman then like okay I think we take one more pregnancy call can we send an intern and make sure Tracy doesn't jump out of window But she is pregnant. It's not mistaken for being pregnant. She has a baby in there Yeah, I know, but you're getting all these calls going. Yeah, I would much rather be a prostitute than be fat and pregnant Well, Tracy. I mean women. Yeah, I'm sorry, but sometimes yeah Is our website evolved enough to where we could actually make a poll an online poll out of this? I'm not really sure. Do you need it this month? Hey Jennifer good morning. You're on cue 100 Hey, good morning. How are you? Which is more offensive to be mistaken as pregnant or a prostitute?

6:10Definitely pregnant. If at least if you're a prostitute somebody wants to be with you. Oh Oh I didn't say that nothing to better know snap. Wow It's pretty clear cut here. Good morning Melanie. You're on cue 100 not much of a debate. No I would better be told that I look pregnant than like a two dollar person Sidewalk I would I would that's It's much better to me than being told I look like a prostitute But I don't have a belly, but if I had a belly I would I would be more offended if somebody called me a prostitute Okay, okay, but I love my butt. I love how she had to add that she had to add. I don't have a belly But if I did but if I did say I'm so Oh You know what am I doing? I didn't have any She is pregnant. This is just me and I'd rather be a prostitute than look like Tracy Why are you doing it?

7:11Not what we said. No, it's not the same thing. It's totally different. Well, I'm pregnant Everybody would rather look like a whore than look like me Hahaha Leach it wrong. So you all in agreement unless I don't think I heard a final defended Yeah, I don't want to be called fat. I'm a woman. I don't yeah It would be it would be more offensive for me if somebody thought I was pregnant Then somebody solicited me for sex. Yeah, call me a whore. Don't tell me. I got a baby bump Horse came different shapes and sizes so I mean everyone in here. Oh, my god. Are you a prostitute? Andrew? Are you pregnant then I would You're on the virtue.