Under the Table - Episode 86: This Is Hereticing Me Off

0:00may have spoken with our God but may have Jonathan Lord of all nations Welcome back to Under the Table. This is the 86th time we've done this on this show and we've probably done it over 300 times total.

1:03Emily, what happens at the end of the 3 count? I might have forgotten what happens at the end of the 3 count. It's not my fault. I was looking at the greatest show in lyrics. Okay. So on 3 we clap and Emily just didn't straight up. Was it reading? Was like, we're doing some podcasts. I didn't clap. Sorry. John needs somebody else to mess up every hour. You took me in the hot seat. I just want you to see that. I put everybody in the hot seat. But he doesn't put anybody in the corner. I don't put anybody in the corner. No. Because look, I get put in the hot seat if I mispronounce the slightest word or make the slightest mistake on a continuity thing or make a slight mistake on the mechanics.

2:08I just get as good as I give. I'm just kind of generous all the time. That's my sleigh true. That's my sleigh true. Expert. I'm actually probably the best. I'm not to to my own warm, but I am the best at being humble. I've been called a grandmaster. Yeah, I did a goof. It's fine. It's fine. It's so we find. Because we've been doing the so long we're professionals and we can make it work. It's fun that we lie to ourselves still. That's the person I'd lie to the next. Speaking of lying to ourselves, both Heath and Dustin had birthdays recently. Not going to tell us the real ages. I'll tell you the real ages.

3:0839. That was a reach, but you know what? That's just fine. I have been 40 for three days now. How's it feel? Yes, it feels. It feels alright. People say your 40s are your best section of 10 years. I think that's all bullshit. I mean, that's exactly how they say it. That's the best section of 10 years. Yes, that's exactly. I think all the 40-year-olds say that. I agree with that. For Americans, just in general, where everything we can to avoid. He has one more year before he starts to set you to life for three years. I don't know. You'll keep saying I'm 39. You guys end my grandma. 37. I just got there. Hot take.

4:0835 to 40 is the same age. It's the same age. I also think those are some of the best years. Yeah, no. Granite, I think a few of mine were tainted with that whole COVID business. But otherwise, those are the best years. The being away from people fart, yes. Not all the worldwide stuff. Try the stuff. On a personal introvert level, they were really nice. Yeah, to be fair, I had a good time during COVID. Personally, I understand a lot of tragedy and sadness happened during that time. I'd breathed a while and would grace the whole time. It was a pretty cool thing. It was a hell of a take. We got to find the good in the bad. Otherwise, we just get grumpy. Yeah, so what was grumpy was my birthday party. I don't want to talk about COVID. Yeah.

5:08Good, good, good. It really was lovely. Everybody except Emily. She could make us, she had to work. Came to my house. We had kind of a potluck type thing. I got my grandmother make taco soup. She killed it. It was good. I kind of wanted... I didn't get decorations or anything, but I just put it out there. I was like, I want this to be nostalgic. Kind of like a birthday party when I was a kid. So my aunt made me a green lantern birthday cake. And I just told everybody... Or got John to tell people. I was like, all I want is comic books. No one's required to give me a present. But if you do, I want a comic book. And Adam gave me a bunch of magic... His whole collection of magic together in cards. Not a comic book, but I was like, you nailed it. That's awesome. So I've got a way bigger collection of old magic cards. Dustin got me a really nice hard copy of Mr. Miracle, which is one that's on my radar that I don't know very much about.

6:08But I keep hearing this awesome. And John got me the absolute edition, which is... The fanciest version of a comic can be of Watchmen. And it's like in a big heavy-duty box. It's got all the extra concept art and interviews and all kinds of bonus material. And it's the largest... Like the absolute edition is the largest printing you can get of a particular work. So it's like, it's just giant pages. So you can see everything in good detail. Very nice. I'm going to put it in the box. It's a giant page. So you can see everything in good detail. Very nice. So my collection grows and looks a bit more handsome after my birthday party. Nice. I wanted to say thank you to those who came and made it feel very special. Well, it was a nice time. And we got to play some... Once some of the people trickled out and just the nerds were left, we played a good bit of magic kitchen table.

7:08We did. It was really fun. That's the best kind of magic. It's been a while since I've played. It's probably been like 10 years since I've played kitchen table magic. Yeah. We've played with the physical cards and everything. Excuse me, sir. I won in that match. Not against me. We did ever play. We did. Yeah, the final. Please deck. I mean, you're decked. Yeah, well, John's the one out here talking shit. So that's why. I'll skillfully I played that. I won with who's deck. Yeah, all right. I almost got dirty there, but I'm not going to. I've just been drinking some whiskey. Whiskey GM. Whiskey GM, here we are. It's been a while. Has it ever come out for you, T.T.? I'm sure it's been eight and five times. It's like, yeah, absolutely.

8:09Yeah, that's what happened. And if not, welcome audience. That's interesting. You're in for a treat. Yeah, especially since we're going to come back. I'm sure that'll be fine. Yeah. It's typically goes well in our favor, though. When whiskey GM comes out. Yeah. It's a win. Well, it's just going to handle these heritics. Speaking of all that, we had a big chapter reveal in Deroxelus' history in the Gremour last episode. A little bit of healing, kind of just taking stock. And also Puky's freaking out. Yeah. But Bruce went into this small vestibule area, this antichamber of the worship center. And it's also where the bells are stored. Or wrong. And there you found two abandoned, presumably heritics.

9:09Kneeling and supplication caught an endless loop. How long have they been in these prayers? These unanswered prayers to Brie because of their heresy. And Bruce tried to connect. He got down. He started praying as well. He spoke to them. And it rose up and turned in a very horrifying way. And exited a scream with a bunch of smoke. Which means we have to roll for initiative. Oh no. Oh no. I believe most people have rolled out. Need one from Jules and Amir, please. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Okay, Jules. I didn't roll. I don't know what I'm going to do. Oh, there it goes. Oh, you're not on there for some reason. Let me get you on there. Here you go.

10:09Oh, there we go. I was putting the mummy. No, no, no, no. And we don't know what we don't want to do that. I am not a mummy guardian. Oh, there you go, George. You should be able to roll now. I am daddy guardian. I'm dead. All right. We got some high rolls here, but no natural 20s. So action economy is as normal. Now Jules, you got the first jump here. Now you saw Bruce walk in. Bruce is currently prone because he's kneeling in prayer. And you could probably just see and Bruce's expression that things are about to turn bad. What would you like to do? Jules. Do I technically have a shot on the edge of that? I would say not really. Not in your position is pretty rough. Okay. In that case, poops McGee. I really... I know them.

11:09Poops McGee. They're such a good, they're such a good grief. Yeah, it's an unfortunate nickname for them, but they're killer bands. I know this sounds stupid probably, but I'm going to hold my turn. Okay, this not too stupid. Okay. So you just tell me when you want to go. We'll do. And a free action she calls out Bruce. Maybe like get the fuck out of there? I'll take him. Oh no. So, try and... Okay, there's stuff that this thing has. Yeesh. Okay, I should have researched this. Oh my god Adam, you sound like me as a GM. Stop. Uh... Okay, here's what's going to happen. The other zealot that was nearing realizes shit's going down once it's part in the screams.

12:09And it stands up, uses an action stand up. Yeah, I was about to... Okay, calm down. And then it's going to utter, you know, this whole time they've been doing these bribed prayers, but like very wrote. And like, just in a cycle. But when this stands up, this otherworldly dialect comes out of them. And you notice it to be the dialect of the outer gods. And it reaches out, it like touches its heart, or where its heart would be, and reaches out with its other hand, touches the shoulder of its partner and casts a spell. Okay. And... Action two. They're... Two actions actually to do that. Oh, okay. All right, so it's out of action. It's got it. Right, but they both are now swelling with like that black smoke that was emanating around them now is like thicker and more substantive.

13:17And they both look more aware. Like they have snapped out of whatever eternal reverie they were locked in. And they're focused on this. All right. Okay. All right. And, okay, so now it's George's turn. I mean, I'm going to do all the old faithful and go ahead and buff my allies. Just because it's combat. That's what I do. There's only two of them then. There are, I mean, as far as I'm view would even though, but yeah. Yeah. It's just... I have the two different... The buff or the debuffs now. And I like to do the debuff if there's a lot of enemies. Right. Okay. Well, here we go. Karej Santam, check. Roll. Ooh. Ugly.

14:17I rolled a 17. Yeah, that's not great. I have two here at point. So I'm going to go ahead and use one. I rolled one higher. I rolled an 18. Wow. That's ridiculous. Cook-a-cool. Okay. Well... I failed. She is. I mean, but you know, it's still up for a round. Yeah. You know. That's good. Yeah. And he doesn't lose the focus point for casting the spells. Oh, that's even better. That's even better one. All right. So... Keep track? Well, that's only one item. Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. I'm going to move just so that I can see the enemies. Yeah, I'm going to be backing out of this little room. Oh, I move. And I still can't see the enemies. I just see a Bruce. Bruce. The mighty Bruce. All right. That is your turn. And yes, I know you have one more action remaining. Yeah, just don't have much I can do with it.

15:21You can do it now. Let's check. I can't see him. You should be able to have a lot. Well, yeah, that makes sense. You have that. I will certainly do a knowledge check if you say that I can. Yeah, I think you can see the edge of one. Okay. So I'm assuming it'd be religion or bardic lore, which is what I'm going to have to do. Good deal. BARTIC LORE. Here we go. Come on, come on, come on. 31. Pretty good. Okay. Yeah, that's a success. So I'm going to give you two questions. Two pieces of information. I just want you to tell me two pieces of information. I don't want to get it. That's my special abilities and weaknesses. I will give you. Change the rules on special abilities. I don't like it. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

16:21Yeah, I mean, it's not great for you guys, but I'm sticking by it. You would. Okay, so I'm going to tell you its resistances. Okay. Because it has some. So it's resistant to all damage except force, ghost touch or vitality, and has double resistance versus non-magical. Okay. So it's like a freaking ghostish creature of some kind. It was force, vitality, and sonic. Now, vitality, force, and ghost touch. Ghost touch. Yeah, which is like a ruin on your weapon. And that double resistance against anything non-magical. So if you do have a ruin on your weapon, that counts as magical, correct? Yeah. Or if you cast spells. Oh, yeah, of course. Okay. So resistance. Oh, okay. So I'm going to go. That's the resistances.

17:22And then I'm going to tell you a special ability. Okay. Because I actually need to activate the special ability right now. It's called anthematic aversion. So if they encounter a priest of their former faith, an abandoned zealot must attempt a will save against the highest spell DC among those priests, or the highest will DC if none of them can cast spells. The zealot attempts this same throw once per minute, even if more priest of that faith arrive later. So I got to do a will save against Bruce. Nice. Bruce, what's your spell save DC? My spell save DC because I have that ready on hand at all times. Give me a second. I'm never asked for this question, so I'm sorry. It's not a excuse. It's just kidding. Let me see. Oh, 20 is my spell DC. Thank you. All right.

18:22So I failed. Yay. Nice. So what that means is that... That particular creature, the one right in front of you, is going to be frightened one. And flea. Oh, wow. That's amazing. You're so religious. Now let's see about the next one here. Pass up his chest, making sure full vision of the brick or the bribe iconography on his chest. That's what I do. The first thing a creature comes towards me. I run. Extends full preacher handshake. No. High cap them pants the whole way. Yeah. How many new ones? All right, let me roll this. We'll save for the other one. Let's see how we do here. See you on Sunday, you're on. Yep. Yep. I was thinking that.

19:22All right. So that is success with the other one. And that means they spend their reaction to stride directly towards the priest of their former faith. So it's going to take just one step forward to box you in. Because that's what it has to do. Yep. All right. So George, you learn this information, understand why they did that. You know, and they are, they are definitely reacting to Bruce's presence. It is now the frightened and fleeing zealots turn. And so they must spend their turn trying to flee. So basically, I'm going to spend my whole turn just running into the corner with that zealot. It just looks at your screams at you and then it's eyes where where it's eyes should be seize the clockwork and the fry imagery on your armor and in your cloak.

20:26And it just panics and runs away. And it is now your turn, Bruce. All right. Well, first action. I'll be okay. I'm going to do something real quick. I would like to answer myself. Yes. Okay. All right. So it's your turn, Jules. Action. Unora, numero uno. She's going to run up to be directly behind Bruce. And as she's running, she pulls out this vile and it looks like so cold. And she says, here, Bruce, do this. And can I use this ghost oil on Bruce's melee weapon? Yes. Maybe. What do you need in the moment? Let's see. So let me select a weapon. Hell yeah. Ghost oil. I felt it in my bones when we were back, when we were getting stuff getting ready to get on the airship. I was like, now I don't know why. Well, we going to be fucks like ghosts. Yeah. That's great. All right.

21:26All right. Let me put this ghost oil on Bruce. What? And what are you wielding right now, Bruce? Plus, when striking light hammer, the metronomic hammer. The metronomic hammer. Okay. So it now is infused with ghost touch for one minute. And is that two actions? Or would that be all three? That would be your whole turn. Move, draw, apply. All right. And so like, you're like, you know, you tell Bruce to like hold out his hammer behind him. And you run up and pull it out and slather it with this ghost oil. Yep. Love it. All right. And now Bruce you're up. Swing away. All right. So yeah. I mean, that's the first action is to stand. And he, on Bruce's face, is just absolutely utter contempt for this. You know, for this, what's it called? So, I mean, for him, this is to attack somebody in mid-prayer.

22:33You know, in this worship center. And so for him, he's just, okay, well, he cannot bat. He cannot bat pedal. So instead, he's going to go ahead and stand his ground right here. Okay. And he's going to try to deliver the, well, no, no. He's going to dread martial stance real quick. Get into stance and try to adopt a fearsome posture. All right. I'm going to be a bit of a jerk here and I'm sorry, but I just feel like this is accurate. All right. So you went into a prayer position, which I did. I feel like you would have to spend an action to stand and an action to draw your weapon. Okay. All right. Which means you have one action left. In that case, okay, then yeah, it'll be just, it'll just be for dread martial. Okay. All right. And we put that. Okay.

23:33So that is an 18 total. I think maybe there is some amount of sympathy for these once followers of Bri, especially after what you read. They were, they were led astray. They thought they were worshipers of Bri. The whole time, you know, they're not even aware of their own heresy. So that might just make you kind of choke up a little bit here in your initial like ferocity of dread or so. Okay. Yeah. Like, I mean, like a little sadness for a broken component. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Jules sees this kind of like falter and says, Hey, man, what the fuck? Come on, get him. You're up. You're up. And me or C's that there's not really that much room. So he stands in place. He reaches into his pack. One action pulls out a versatile vile drinks it.

24:33One action. That's 2d6 hip points. Plus four temporary hit points. Okay. So and there's no real way to actually roll the healing on that. As far as you know, you just put that in the chat. Oh, it's a versatile. Yeah. So yeah, just rolling it. Yeah. Oh, very terrible role for that 2d6. I gain three health and four temporary hit points. Got you. And I can't see the enemies at all, right? No, you can not. And I don't have religion. I can't call knowledge. I am going to pull out a just I'm going to pull out a soothing tonic and get it ready for another action. I heard that. All right. That's the end of the first round. We're at the top of the next round. And it is the abandoned zealot that is not scared and is standing in front of Bruce.

25:41And it is going to. I love this. It's going to reach out with its smoky fingers right and try to touch Bruce's heart. Faced mechanical heart. Oh, yeah, I found the same thing by which faith is what's happening as this cast crisis of faith. Oh, no. So his heart is not actually like a crisis of faith. Not. I know he's reaching towards that. Right? I need you to roll the wheel safe, please. That should have popped up there. They're not. So I'm just going to go ahead and get the brain. Click the brain. Click the brain. Click the brain. Next to your name. Yeah. Click the brain. Click the brain. It's a brain. There is a jacket. I'm not. I'm on the way to. No, I need you to do that, please. If you look in the chat where it says game master and the question mark under their

26:43you'll see Bruce Martell and then you'll see a weird little brain. Sige will be right. You see the brain? I got to zoom that in to see if I can brain. I just see, okay, so it says. Yeah. It. I swear to you. I don't. Can just roll it, please. I believe that like to see. It's like a day. It's pretty small. It's pretty small. It could be a beetle. It could be a brain. People say that about me a lot. Okay, I'm going to take the 31. Yes. I just wanted you to click that so you know where it's at. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. Okay. All right. Right. Uh. So you with a 31. Do not critically succeed, but you do succeed. You're going to take half of the damage. And I rolled 31 damage.

27:44So you're going to take 15 points of mental damage. Uh. Okay. Oh, wait. Actually, I need to reroll this because you can cast divine spells. So I rolled D8 instead of D6s. Ooh. Why? Oh, because he can cast divine spells. He's a divine person. Oh, wait. So it's. So it's the whole. It's more faith. All right. Here we go. Let's roll this. I think they're just petty. They just ugly and petty. That's all that is. That's all that he is. I don't want to be ugly. Let's say hard. I don't want to be ugly. All right. Yeah. You still take 15 points of damage. You still take 15. All right. No, no. You don't be ugly. Specifically, we're. Specifically. All right. You're right right now. So what this does is it reaches out. And it does assault your fate, riddling you without a mental turmoil, which deals this

28:4415 points of mental damage. Now, he's saved against it. Could have been worse. All right. That's its first two actions. And it's first third action is going to reach out and try to slap you in the face. Just like a little bit. That's a little bitch slap. A great action. Yeah. Yeah. It's like really rude. Here we go. OK, Bruce, does a 25 hit meets beats? I'm sorry. No, actually, yeah. I've got a 22 AC. So yeah, definitely not beats beats. Well, you have a 24 AC because you're not prone anymore. Oh, OK. Yeah. That was still long. So 25 beats either way. So you're hit by this hand of despair. Slap sheet of the face with sadness. Damn. Can you take 11 points of damage? OK. These guys. I got that for you. Oh, OK. Thank you. And then I also need you to make another will slate save as you fill your actual faith being

29:46rent from your face as it makes contact. OK. I rolled it, but it didn't. No, it did. It did as a 16. So that is a fail. OK. So that means that you are unable to use any of your divine spells or abilities until the end of next turn. Oh, my. End of next turn. So the end of your book is spells your smite. So dreadmarshall aura. No, that's not because that comes from your free archetype. OK. So let's see. So we don't need to go through spring until we get to your turn. Look through everything that you get from champion and that has the divine tag. All right. Right. We'll deal with that. We got some time before it gets you. But that is the turn. You take a significant amount of damage and your faith gets totally challenged by these

30:47elits. George, you're up. OK. I am going to try to get more than one round of my buffs. So we will, you know, do the thing. I'll make this for Tissimolingat. Let's go. Kiss. Cheese and practice. I won't let you in again. Yeah. I hate when I just get in a cycle like this. Yeah. I'm not going to spend my one remaining hero point on it because so far that has done me no good. Um. I hate that the one spell rank I'm out of is third because that's the one that has haste. Uh. Um. Force damage was one of the damages these guys are. Yes. OK. I'm going to cast a second rank spiritual armament so I can do force damage to the bad guys. Very tight. That's what's up.

31:47What's up? Um. So, oh, it's spirit damage. It's force damage. You're not saying anymore, isn't that why it's spirit damage because force damage got changed in the remaster. I think spirit has changed to, well, I don't know actually. It is a different type. So if you want to do something else, you can. But it just has resistance and this would count as magical. So, you know, I mean, it's, it's argued be the best thing I can do, but I feel like, like spirit damage technically is supposed to be replacing like good and evil damage or whatever, but I swear the earlier version of this spell had forced like the instead of spirit it was force damage. I don't think so.

32:50Yeah, so we're doing that against this guy. OK, that is 28. So that is a hit. All right. So, yeah, pretty good too. 15 damage. OK, let's see. Takes most of that. Not all of it, but it does take a good chunk of that. OK, um, that was what, two actions. I am right. The spiritual armament replaced spiritual weapon and spiritual weapon did force damage. But yeah, that's my whole turn because I did my one action to, I know, yeah, it was still an action. I just didn't spin. Yeah, you did right point. Yeah, well, still, yeah, you got 10 damage off on that. So that's good. Yep. All right. It is now the one that was fleeing turn is no longer fleeing and has this zealous conviction

33:58and is going to move back towards Bruce target Bruce. And we will do another crisis of faith on Bruce. Oh, no. So Bruce is probably the weakest of us in this situation. Go ahead and roll me that. Beautiful beam footage. Yeah, that brain roll that will save. I'm going to be real upset if I put the fucking ghost oil on the boy that's about to go down. OK. Yeah, as long as he does it critically felt it's going to be. Yep. Did you say it was D8? Yeah. Yeah. OK. At least it's not. I would like to reroll with the hero point. OK. I love that for you. Yeah, because I don't think a 21 is going to pass this.

35:00So, hmm. Let's see here. You can't just reroll from the sheet. I mean, from. OK, let me try this. OK, here we go. We roll using a hero point. That's awesome. You can do that. Cool. Come on. It's even worse. Even worse. It doesn't take it into a critical fail. OK, tell me this. Tell me this. Did the 21 have passed me? I'm not going to tell you that. I can't do it. You are going to take 29 points of damage. Jesus. He's up out to go down. OK, you already got that. Yeah, so that takes him down to 19 HP. Oh, yeah. He hasn't even done anything yet. Yeah, stripes. And you're also stupified for one round. OK. And that's everything that's. I know A-Time E-Cas. I believe stupified means that she. Yeah, it is charisma, wisdom, or intelligence-based.

36:02It is reduced by one. And you have to roll flat-check if you try to cast any spell. Well, stupified that you cannot cast any spells right now. Anyway, because of the other. Reddy Faith that's happening to you. And is now Jules' turn. Well, my plans have changed, you see. Dear, dear sweet Bruce. Oh, dear sweet Bruce. Yeah, because it would take me an action. Hold on. Can I do this? Yes, I can. OK, he is searing restoration. Living trace of grains. In addition, the creature you heal. OK, so I just do this. It's just one action. Drop that there so you can see it.

37:04Yeah, so you just spend the action to do this. So. Jules has a little, we're just going to flare it up here. She pulls and sees these ghoulish smoke things going after Bruce. And just watching him like, oh, oh, oh, oh, just get way laid. She goes, goddamn it. And on her gun spins and she puts the gun right next to Bruce. It's just, sorry. And just try not to send it back. Yeah, my bad. No, thank you. Time to put you down. Wait, where did you go? Where did Bruce go? Where did you go? He blew me away. You can go down so sorry. Was not mine, did. There we go. All right. So we're going to target Bruce. Bruce and we are going to give him three D-10.

38:04Hopefully some decent numbers of 15. Yeah. All right. So that's 15 to Bruce. I got Bruce and then go ahead and roll that flat check to, because it's an unstable action. All right. And it's going to be, nope, nope, wrong one. Yeah, 15. Nice, nice building. Nice, nice. All right. It's stable. All right. And you have two actions remaining. I'm going to use that. Is Bruce still prone now? No. Okay. No. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and do an alchemical shot. Yeah. I mean, it's just plus one. It's just one on it. You know, why the hell am I? All right. So target the one you're going to shoot and then what kind of alchemy are you putting in it? It's where you're going to use a alchemist fire on this one.

39:05So she just kind of soograbs it off of her. And fire. Okay. Okay. 34. Critical hit. Oh, yes. Yes. Okay. And this is, I forget. I'm just going to do that. So we click the critical. Mm-hmm. Click the critical damage. Then also before you hit submit, add the alchemist. And then also before you hit submit, add the extra D6 or whatever it is that you're attaching. Oh, no, that's just persistent. Don't do that. Okay. So just roll your down. Roll your critical damage. This will be fire damage. Roll into the damage. 21 fire damage. And then I do the 1d6. Yeah. The persistent? Well, I know. I'm just going to put that on as a condition because it's persistent. Hard.

40:05So that's 1d6 fire. Got it. Pretty good. Yeah. That's much higher in sir. So, all right. Well, I also have to make a fort to save or be stunned because of your critical specialization with weapons. Very nice. So let's see if I'm stunned. Oh, Gali, I hope you are. All right. I rolled a 18, which means I failed. What's up? Which means I am going to be stunned. One. Nine. Jules up in his stunner motherfuckers left him. I know. You know what I'm saying? I'm not a stunner. Or a reminder that that means that I gain one less action at the start of my turn. Very nice. Yeah. And last little free action. So Bruce, get the fuck out of there. Was that all three of your? I can't. Yes. Uh, uh, yeah, you can. You can move through friendly squares.

41:06Here I'll suck in. Squeeze past. I mean, but there's an enemy right next. So I couldn't. Yeah. Yeah, I can't move forward, but I can. Yeah, I'll have to move. You can retreat into the room. Jules gets hit. Well, I mean, that's right. It's Bruce's turn. Let's see how it goes here. What's he going to do? So because of that onslaught of crisis as a faith, um, I think Bruce would need to respond to that. And I think in the most thematic way would be that, uh, my heart is still ticking, but the rhythm just feels suddenly completely wrong. And it, I don't want to say that it, that it's drained him, but it definitely has like something, something, you know, this is, this is not right, you know. You could say stupor five in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

42:06And so the first thing though is is that like he's, he's like, okay, you know. And he's trying to recenter himself and then he kind of looks to two. And he says, you, you, you, you, you, you know, and, uh, he's trying to build up his, his, uh, dreadmarshal stance. So he says, truck, compassion, faith, we lost. It is, uh, resolve is the only remedy. And so let's see. Shredmarshal stance. 80. It's another bell. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. I think, I think this point, yeah, like hitting it is the way, you know, give it a one. Okay. All right.

43:06Yeah. I'll hit it and raise my shield. There you go. I mean, like, at this point, I'm, I'm going to go down. You know, okay. You could hit it and back off. You could. Yeah. Yeah. You could hit it and run away. Because how is raising your tree? Get out of the way. Uh, Jules. He, she doesn't have to. I don't have to. You can't. No, no, no, no. I don't mean that. I mean that it's sarcastically like in other words. I'm barely hurt. Home means. He's going to, he's going to run away from the front. Yeah. All right. So your first strike here is a 27. That is a hit. All right. Okay. That is 12 with a magical. So it still has resistance, just not double resistance. It has resistance because you have the ghost touch oil on it. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Fucking forgot about the ghost touch oil. That's why everybody's telling you to swing. All right. So it takes all of that 12 damage, right? Mm-hmm.

44:06But, uh, and, you know, it's still oiled when the ghost touch throughout. I think it lasts a minute. So, so you, you know, keep that in mind. But yes, then you're going to use your final action to get out of dodge. Because you've taken enough beating. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to go 10 feet, stand behind and quiver behind, uh, Jules. I'm not your quiver. Come on. I can find a little bit. You know, but like he's not, he's not scared. He's talking to you. I know. You just got to slide Jules. Jules were taking a tactical retreat. Yeah. Falled on. I, I'm here. You're up, buddy. Uh, most perfect, most perfect indeed. Uh, you're right beside me, which is great. Uh, I had the soothing tonic in my hand. You do. So I'm going to administer it with one action to Bruce. So let me link that sucker. There you go. So you get a fast healing three for one minute.

45:07So sweet. I am then going to use quick alchemy combined with combine elixirs to create a super elixir of life, combining two lesser elixir of lives together for my second action and my third action. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to make a drink. Give me a business. Uh, so that is six D6 plus 12 healing. Fine. And you're no longer super fine. By the way, I think we're doing that one away. So that's good. Uh, nice. Alright, so that is pretty good. A lot of roles. Pretty good roles. Deep in your heart, deep in your soul. You're no longer super fine. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that's a big heal. That's a big heal. 38 healing plus four temporary hit points. Wow. Wow. Plus three fast healing. There you go. That's a chancey. I don't have much.

46:08I don't have much left. So try not to wait. Where's the plus four coming from? That's my level six or level five chirogeon every time someone imbives one of my elixirs of life. I think they get together. That's a hope. Okay. Thank you for adding that. Yes indeed. Alright. Excellent turn from the dock. Coming back to the top of the round. It is the abandons out that is directly in front of Jules. It is going to close in on Jules. And then it's going to target Jules. Come on, you big smoky schmuck. And it's going to slice slap you in the face. Bitch, what? Oh no. That is a 35 which is a critical hit. That actually fails. Don't worry about how. You are going to take what? I get a reflex. Yeah. No, but you get a retributive strike out of this.

47:10But damage is still being done. But you're going to get that. No, retributive strike does have some damage mitigation. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. He actually had it right this time. He was on his way to saying it right. So it is good. Daren's going to go through, but not all of it. Right, right, right. Right. So with retributive strike, it reduces it by how much? So it's resistance to all damage by level 2 plus 8. Yeah, yeah. So 8, 8 resistance. Alright, so Jules, you will take 38 points by damage. Ah, damn. Gosh darn it. It's actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be. And then I also need you to roll this wheel save. Oh no, you don't have any faith to rent. So don't worry about it. That's right. You're a godless heason. I don't really know. He sucks me well all these times. Yeah, I mean it's cool I am too. But you do take that 38 points of damage.

48:12I've already done that. And then here comes a second slap. So it's like a slap. And then a back end slap coming back across the other cheek. I don't care for this slapping business, okay. Okay, how about 8, 24? That's going to be me, I think. Oh my god. If Jules gets slapped to death, I'm going to be so fucking pissed. Well, Bruce does get a hit off, right? I have to get a hit off, but I can't step, you know. So then he can't because he can't actually get step into it. Oh yeah, because it's stepping straight. Oh, I thought he had a brain. Yeah, it's a stepping strike with a. Have a nibble reprisal allows him to make a step up. That's why you can flate it with being ranged because he has to move in. All right, so you will take all 13 points of this damage though. That comes through. So you just got bitch slapped to hell and back. What the hell? For a total, I think that was 41 damage. No, 51 damage.

49:12All said and done. I don't care for it. So Jules has no one. You still got the resistance. No, you don't. Yes, you do. It says, you protect your ally and strike your enemy. The ally gains resistance to all damage against the triggering damage equal to two plus your level. If the enemy is in within reach, make a melee strike against it. Right, against the triggering damage. So only stops that on that first one. I'll need a second attack. Okay, so it is now George's turn. Okay, well, I was going to cast Sude on Bruce. Oh, and it takes five points of fire damage for being on fire. Fuck you guys. That's right. Well, I was going to cast Sude on Bruce, but instead I'll cast it on Jules. Prish. Because you're mostly healed up, right? It says you're barely hurt. I don't know how many HP you have, John. And I am not feeling good. I am mostly healed. I'm 72 and 94. Yeah, I'm 21 of 74.

50:13So who's that going to? Well, that's not the one I want to do. I want the level two. Steve's fucking ghosty bitches slapped me down. He disgruntled. All right, that's 13 healing to Jules. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. You have one action, maybe? I still haven't gotten my buff off. So we'll just keep trying. Did you have your weapon out? Spiritual element? Oh, yeah. Do you want to use your action to... Oh, no, yeah. I do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you. Yeah, that's a better choice. But if I don't have to heal someone next turn, I'll try to get the buff up and hit it with a spectral whip. The only thing with this spell is I have to put the text back up every time to be able to do the freaking damage. I wouldn't quit. You could probably, once you put the spell up, drag the attack roll and the damage roll into your macro bar.

51:23Nope, nope, nope, that's not it. There we go. Okay, does it 24 hit it? Nice. Okay, nice. Alright, and that is nine spirit damage, spirit Halloween damage. No, no. Alright, it takes some of that. That's momotary damage on my wallet. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, that's George's turn. We're not going to move to the zealots turn and it's going to target jewels. I believe jewels will have a small bit of cover here. I believe so. Which might help. Spare the large cover. Yeah, that. First strike, first slap from around the corner. 29 to 8. God damn. Gonna hit jewels for these spirits, formerly mothers. Maybe. For 12 points damage.

52:23Don't feel good, y'all. Is that going to attack me? No, I don't feel. Rolling well. I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark. It's a mess. Okay, that's a mess. That's good. Alright, here comes the last roll. Oh no, there's another one. Even worse with a nice slap. Okay, good. Okay. Alright, jewels, you're up. Oh man, jules is not into this business at all. Crawl out of there. Yeah, we're going to skip from here. But first, we are going to take a strike with the cookery on this some bit. Should be so cool with you. No, that's not what I wanted at all. She's a little concerned. That's a 17. A little shook up. Yeah, okay. That's okay. You reloaded. It does reload. Mugun. Mugun. And then we are going to say. Alright, good luck Bruce. And can I back out? You can't get on that. Okay. Jump inside these sarcophagus.

53:23I'm actually inside. Well, it's like an altar. She's going to come to the north of the altar to be just behind me. Or be like, hey, man, if you get a little something, maybe you could help me. I mean, I don't have much, but at least not too. And you still have a shot here if you want to take a shot. Oh. Oh, yeah, I do. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Get in with your best shot. Um, fire away. I guess I will. Chew. No. No, I don't. Chees. No, I don't. That's a deseptive dice. That's a natural one. That's a natural one. Foundry strikes again. Yeah, the way these dice are like not what they're landing on, but how they are well known is like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It feels like they're insulting me. Yeah, honestly. I need to roll like Norse Foundry. Yeah. It's like in lanterns that I think she hates you. Yeah, but it's the way she hates. Yeah.

54:23Brace your up. You got your healing back. You're no longer stupified. You're no longer under any negative effects. These things are coming for you. You're the only one that can probably really do meaningful damage. I don't know. Maybe not. What are you going to do? So, uh, this is going to be a, uh, man, I wish I could step strike and step back. Because I want to hold the line in here, but still allow jewels to be able to hit if she needs to. You know, off at an angle. But not the case here. He's going to go ahead, move, uh, first dread martial stance. Let's try to get that. I mean, just should always try for it. Oh, my God. Just give up. Hey, it's killing you all. Oh, my God. Okay. Uh, for the listeners, I did not get it. Okay. Let us get the Steffan Strike. You're going to do the first of events, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that will raise my shield. Um, so yeah, let's go ahead, get defensive strike and raise the mushy.

55:30And what would you hit with your strike? Uh, 17. Hey, yeah, yeah, that's a miss. Yeah, of course it is. What else is there? Uh, I'm here. Goddamn. Okay. Um, I think that's a miss. Yeah, I'm sure it's a miss. Yeah. I'm sure it's a miss. Yeah. What else does it mean? Uh, I'm here. Uh, I'm here. Goddamn. Okay. I think I am, can I see the enemy from here? You see one of them, yeah. I can see one of them. Yep. And could I lob a grenade over there? Sure could. Guess I'd, okay. So I'm going to interact action to pull something that's been in my inventory for a very long time, but I've never used it. Uh, a bottled sunlight. Hell, yes. And, uh, I actually have two of them. Yes. Uh, so I'm just going to pull out one right now. And then, and then lob it. Uh, let's strike with it.

56:32All right, here goes. So that is a pretty good, uh, launch. That's a 31 to hit. So that is a hit. All right. So let's get that damage. Pretty shitty damage, unfortunately. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. So four damage and one splash damage. So the other one right? Yes. And then as my, uh, last action, I'm going to pull out the other bottled sunlight. Okay. It's now the abandoned zealots turn. It's got baruse in front of it. We are going to just do a triple slap. Here we go. Oh, it can only do, sorry, it can only do one. Why? Because it's stunned. Yeah. Oh, nice. You will. I tell you, yeah. But the first one is a hit with a 3-2.

57:33Uh-huh. And here comes the damage. First, you will take 18 points of damage. Then I need you to make this will save. Okay. It's trust you're in your faith. And nine on the dive for a total of 21. That's a fail. So again, you can now. Now. You can no longer, for another round, you cannot use your divine abilities. Okay. Uh, and then it's going to attack again. Cool. We're, that's going to miss for sure with a 13 and the final attack that tries to triple attack you. It's going to miss again with a 12. Nice. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um. We will do the buff. This is going to be the one. It's going to be the one. Sure. Surely. Geez. I wrote five. I've wrote. Wow.

58:33What? 3445. Yeah. 3445. Yeah. This is becoming ridiculous. Um. Um. Okay. I mean, we'll still have the buff. Have we been getting the buff around the top? Yeah. Yes. Yes. All right. We'll do the attack. Okay. This is painful. Sometimes it just be rolling like that. Yeah. Right. That's just how it is. You know. You think you'd be like that, but I do. Ooh. There we go. There we go. That's a hit. That's a hit. It's not a crit. It's not a crit. All right. Just checking. All right. World damage. Ooh. Good damage for me. 14. That is good damage. Okay. Bust that goes through. Okay. I have one. Okay. I have one. Okay. I have one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

59:33I have one remaining action still. Can I try to intimidate this thing? Yeah. Okay. The target and then do it demoralized. Yeah. Yes. Please do it. Anything to bring down to TAC. You should have demoralized in your actions. Yep. It does make me wonder if it suffers from mental. I don't care if you're alive or dead. Go into church and in the whole personality. Pfft. Pfft. Oh. Pfft. All right. Let's roll that into today. Let's see if you get it. Let's see. Natural 20 baby. Yeah. Let's get it. Yes. And so now that that is success and the target is now frightened too. Nice. Nice. I was just being honest. That's why it's so hot.

1:00:35All right. It's the one that's up in the corner kind of around the corner. And we're going to attack Bruce with a triple slap. Here we go. All right. First attack is a 22. That's going to hit. Nick. No, 22. No, 22 is a miss. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Second attack is a 28. Yeah. That will hit. And then the third attack is a two. Get him. Yeah. All right. So, Bruce, you will take, that's a low damage, nine points of damage. Woo. I guess whiskey GM is a compassionate. Oh, yeah. So we got a rolled low. Good. Good, good, good. All right, Jill, zero up. This is supposed to be an easy fight. Yeah, I'm just real hella easy. You got to stop underestimating us. Okay, well, let's, mm-hmm. I'll tell you what I'm going to do real quick like. What are you going to do real quick? I'm going to heal myself a little bit.

1:01:36There you go. You're going to shoot yourself in the head. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. Oh, that's something. I'm going to kneecap myself. Because, you know, I think I deserve that. No. I'm going to, are you fucking? Wow. That's not great. Wow. Absolutely wasted. Nearly the worst. Oh, 2D8 plus 5 rolled in nine. Yep. I love this one. That's 3 and a 1 out of that TDA. Yeah. So anyways. I'm just, I'm just. That's two actions. You got one action left. Probably want to reload. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to reload at him. I'm trying to move this along. Just go on without me. Just go on. I'm going to throw this year up. Okay, so we're, I mean, now I don't have to worry about the threat martial stance. Like, go ahead and just try to hit. So let's do that. Okay, you have a smite first.

1:02:38Oh, man, I almost forgot. Oh, you can't. You can't. I mean, it's like, I was about to say like. I forgot. You're, like, you're. You're divine locked right now. Right, right, right. Okay. Let's do the old passion. Swing swing and then raise is what we're doing. Let's go. Let's get it swing swing raise. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, 14 on the die for 30. All right. A combination of being frightened plus the courageous anthem turns that into a critical hit. Oh, yeah. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. That's a little bit critical damage. See. All right. Let's see. All right. What'd you roll? I rolled a 32. 32 points of damage. Yeah. It takes all of it. It is destroyed. Yeah. I'm gonna have a lot of good nights. Nice. Nice. Yeah. All right. Must have be calibrated. And then he's going to try to get it swing. Yeah.

1:03:38Yeah. All right. Cool. All right. That goes touch coming in clutch making sure that goes to that goes touch was beast. All right. Thank you. That's good too. Okay. 15 on the die. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Okay. 15 on the die for total 26. That's another hit. All right. Finally. Okay. Damage. Ooh. Okay. Low roll. But seven damage. Okay. It all goes through. Yeah. It all goes through. It all goes through. It's respectable. He's still raising his shield for your third. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Beautiful. I'm here. Yes. I need to help you. Please.

1:04:38No, no, no. So, uh, it's just going to, you know, throw the bomb first that he has in his hand. Well, there's not a target for you to see it. Not a target. I'll just uh, can I just... Not a target. If you were to move. Shuffle, it's... Shuffle. Shuffle. And it not explode. If I drop it. No, no. No, no. I'm just going to set it down. Is that the sunlight? Yeah, it's fine. It's not a bomb. It's just a glowing thing, until it hours and then it expires. Yeah, you can also just swap for an action. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna Swap what I have for an elixir of life. Okay, and then I am gonna give it two jewels. Oh my god, thank you That's two actions yep two actions. So that's 36 plus six and that's a what level elixir? That's a lesser And you get plus for temporary hit points as well And for my last action

1:05:41Just one action You know I'm gonna need it. I'm just gonna pull out my last elixir of life Okay, just staying ready. I'm staying ready. I gotta get ready. I appreciate George. Exactly. You're up Do I know where the other one is or is it still yeah, you know it's around the corner So you'd have to move south to get a line on it. You know Okay Actually, now you need to go up. There you go. That's that's good. Alright, so I move Two or three spaces to the left and one south To get kind of a half shot through the doorway at it just to see it enough to move the spiritual armament to it So that's one action to move I will do my buff first to try to get it off. Let's go come on, man We got this it's gonna critically succeed things are turning around all the last round to come back

1:06:46There it is I Got it for four rounds now. Yeah, if we need them I mean this thing is pretty untouched. So that's good. That's good. Good. That makes me feel yeah All right, and then we will Use an action to do the spiritual armament All right rolling That's not good 18 18 Is going to miss yes, I'm not spending a All right, but that's your whole turn. Yes, it is. Yes indeed. All right. It is the zealots today Now I don't have to do the freaking buff every time right free me up to time. It comes a triple a triple Slant here we go on Bruce Glad to clarify that that looks like oh man

1:07:48I thought I was gonna miss three times in a row But then I rolled a natural 20 on my third swing for a critical hit against yeah, Bruce. Yes. No Yes, I just wanted to say no Just just think maybe you do you know just say oh, okay Okay, Bruce you're gonna take 34 points of damage with this critical hit I think that's gonna knock you down River still up with 18 hit points. I do need to make you to make a will save on that run Oh, have you been getting those three hit points every turn? Yes, I'm okay good on the ball All right 22 valgen so you still cannot smile or yeah, that's tough You know, I hate it, but also like for the story beautiful That is it is working out get the story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you want to paint a picture of how beautiful that is

1:08:54Jules is going to have to I don't want god no I'm gonna step up So I can well where the hell is this guy you're still gonna have to move another four I think Okay, you can see the popcorn right there. Yeah, what is gonna have cover for sure? Or you can step through in front of Bruce ew No, let Bruce step out I'm just I mean I can step out I mean, she's Yeah Anyway, she has a served a design What you gonna do Emily? I'm sorry. I'm doing math. Okay Do I have enough to get through Bruce? Yeah, I'm gonna do that. That's that's one action Second action is gonna be to strike this motherfucker with the cookery. Yep

1:09:57Please hit That's makes me so fucking mad. No, that's a 19 But we reloaded and uh third action. I'm gonna get the fuck out of it Yeah, I'm gonna move no, I just Now I'm gonna back out. I'm sorry Yeah Yeah, Bruce is just spitting that blood at this point, but yeah, he's he's got his conviction Like the evil doesn't break and he's going to Strike strike ratios. Okay. Let's see what you can do a couple of crits here. Come on do it massive I mean because either way either that I go down Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. Crit this is gonna happen confidence confidence. Crit. Come on Crit

1:10:57That's one Let's roll that there. All right. Come on beautiful beans beautiful beans The courageous anthem is what got it there by the way Yeah, boy All right, so that's 22 blood Okay, so that all goes through Okay, all right next hit next hit Come on jesus god help a crit specialization come on god of fed up Oh, I mocked I mocked the day. He did this. Yeah, that's that's 16 You're the one who's supposed to not make that joke All right, and then I just see you're gonna raise your shield raising my shields Oh, okay We've got a healing potion in your hand. I do have one healing potion in my hand So I'm just gonna move up and give it to you Glug these turns are easy look look So here you go

1:12:00Oh my god Take it trashy 13 healing plus four temporary hit points. I know And there's that a Yuri mortal you'll be fine Yep, and okay, yep, and you should have got some more yeah, you got the three at the beginning one more action one more action One more action, baby one more action Uh, I guess I'll move back I don't there's nothing else. Yeah, we can't see the Yeah, I know I know it's like I can go in there and be another target But we're I can move back. So I move back. I like to move back. You've got this Bruce You are the handful the handful dude does not break He's just like So currently Bruce is sitting at 34 hit points. Uh, it is now George's turn

1:13:00Okay I'm going to and so the buff is good don't got to worry about it So with the action I would have used to do that. I will swing on it with the spiritual armament Get that out the way and then see what I can do for my friends I have it Oh That's a 23 Wait, wait, wait, wait, it should be benefiting from my buff as well. It is Uh That's gonna be a hit because it's factoring in cover Uh, which the armament would not have that's right in there. It's in there. So you can go Nice Okay, that is uh, nine Okay, okay, just a little just a little damage um and

1:14:04I will cast another suit on now I'm out of second ranked spells as well. So it's gonna be a first rank Uh, but I'm gonna cast a suit on Bruce just it won't be an impressive amount of healing, but it's what I can do for you March appreciated Every little bit counts excuse me Every little bit does 10 plus four uh three on the die seven healing Still helps out you know you can see at level one You can see him kind of stand up a little bit straighter. Yeah, you know That's 50% of what it could be You know right in the middle any gets fast healing. So at least you know Yeah, it's a bit by bit. It's like all right through the team all right That's your turn George. Yep. All right. It is the zealots turn. You know what's happening slip it slaps slaps slaps

1:15:06And he's gonna miss everyone First one is a 21 miss Second is a 25 miss because in the shield Yeah Yeah Three doesn't break And as jules has turned All right jules is going I can't really do enough damage. So jules is gonna step up one action second action steer searing restoration Sorry again for you hearing And that is gonna be 15 damage to you Bruce. Sorry. I did not uh what you call it you my bad Uh, and then roll that flat check please Dude Nice nice Yeah, all right. Yes, very good. Oh yeah All right as always Bruce is almost and start completely encircled with conditions and icons

1:16:12Oh That's a step up searing restoration. I guess I can see like barely yeah, okay. I'm gonna shoot it you guys Chew chew Chew Motherfucker You want my hero point nevermind now it's if anybody needs to hear a point needs to be Bruce because like my shit He got a good stuff You get that three Warm up saver So Bruce has gotten back up to 59 Our unstoppable my man. We got this we'll see we'll see Let's go you don't need to be unstoppable. You just need to murder this guy I just need to be standing we're doing the two strikes in the shield same. Yeah two strikes the shield Okay, well

1:17:15All right And let's see natural one hero point natural one on the second swing Uh, let's see so on that first hit that was eight points of bludgeoning right are you going to use your machine on that miss Yes, I don't know what you're a point. I'm giving you mine Okay, yeah, because you're the only one that can get damage off on this thing like We roll at your second map Yeah, all right, we're rolling a second map. Don't forget whippy All right, yeah, it's not enough to cut the mustard. All right, I'm here You're up I A little out of ideas. Do you have any versatile vials? No, so you're you're out. I am pretty much out

1:18:17Of any way to heal Besides you know this crappy little Elixir of life and a healing potion that I have Uh, but I guess I can can I go down into the corner and like scratch and give it uh Bruce The healing potion. Yes. All right one two three boom boom boom I made that hot health potion in my veins. So I'm just gonna do it two d8 plus five This it does not get to breathe points because this is a purchased potion So that's 17 healing. That's still pretty juicy. That's good. Yeah, pretty good You just said that you had nothing and then here you are So that does count as nothing. I am What you got Okay How what your HP like Yeah, oh yeah, okay cool. Yeah, then I don't have I have one last Have one last significant gambit that I if you if you get low again, then I can pull out, but I don't need to right now

1:19:20so uh, I'm going to Uh Target the enemy for one. I'm gonna use the uh uh, virtual or sorry, all wippy All right Uh, all right 19 on the die for 32 nice. Oh, that's giving it cover still though, isn't it So shouldn't it be higher? Uh, that actually makes it a critical. Yeah boy tight Nice Hero points, so you're all damaged and then I'll just double it Kim That's huge that's big that's also some of my biggest damage 14 so double so 28 28 Yeah, that is a significant here There we go

1:20:20Okay Yeah, okay, uh I am going to use my other two actions to cast a forbidding ward on Jo uh, John on Bruce, so uh, you will get oh no, it's Well, I'm not yeah, my buff isn't giving you AC bonus anyways, so you're gonna get a plus one status bonus to armor class and saving throws again The target enemy and I'm targeting that enemy. So that's both your AC and the will saves against his stuff Nice very good. That's yeah, yes, that's great. Okay And that's the cantrip so it's not using my stuff uh my spell sounds all right, so Hey

1:21:21It would it I don't have permission. I was trying to go above and beyond and put the spell effect on you I got you all right great work there from George It's the Zelt's term we're gonna do another round of slip slabs Yes, lip it is that's that's it's kept. Yeah, scally what Oh man, we're looking at potential three misses here it is it's three miss Okay, okay, no, I'm sorry No, sorry, first one here How did it hit it's 23 Oh, I'm targeting myself So yeah, that's all misses all misses All right, okay Uh, and now two jewels all right first action. She's gonna come back in god damn it. It's still alive. Okay And it's going to be doing hungry

1:22:24And that's gonna miss I love this for me, but it will reload my gun and while I'm in here. Fuck it. I shoot said it right Here's the crit Nope, it's not so I'm sorry. It's 19 oh Oh man, all right Bruce. Can you do it? Well now I'm in here Yeah Buzz and buddies all right, so let's try a two slip slabs all right and Raise a slip shield Okay, let's try slip the slip and shield while we're at Okay All right, so let's get that damage come on come on come on

1:23:26Okay, uh, that is a 28 28 points damage and they are destroyed Yes What a what a what a fight Uh, yeah before we wrap up for the evening. I do want to tell you what are in the scroll cases please Yeah, I'm sure that you guys are very interested. I've been dying to know Uh, all right, there is a scroll of curse of lost time Oh, there's a scroll of days wait There's a scroll of time jump Uh, we'll get all it's all that you type those out so we can learn about them immediately. There you go Uh, they're also in your party sheets Uh, I think with that we will see you Uh, we'll come back next week

1:24:30Oh Um