Tracking Significant Other’s Location

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2:09hey, do you think you can come pick me up my cars in the shop? It's like, okay, you know, whatever. It's not a big deal. So picked him up and we get there and he's like, yeah, so I actually don't have a car to ride a bicycle. Oh, okay, you know, like whatever. So let's see how this keeps going. So we get through there and he's like, we go to Charleston. I'd never been to Charleston. And what, you know, I'm not from like a big city. So go to Charleston and he's like, I think I forgot my wallet. Yeah, yeah, for real. So it's like, okay. So you don't have a car. You actually ride a bicycle. You conveniently forget your wallet. Okay. So we get through dinner and I'm like, already you got it. Like not, you know, obviously not feeling the situation. And he goes, um, so I'm going camping with somebody. Is this weekend? Do you think we can run by Walmart real quick? What? First of all, he didn't have a wallet. What money? Yeah, it was like, I said, I was like,

3:12well, you don't have your wallet. So when you need to go to Walmart, he was like, well, I really need a package of underwear. Do you think you could buy me a package of underwear? So help me, God. Okay. You have got to be kidding me right now. It's like, where's the action culture? Because this is I've got me being pumped. There is no way. And he was like, yeah, no, like, I really, I don't, I need some underwear. And I was like, listen, Tyler, like, I'm out on this deal. I'm really sorry. So here's the funny part. So call my cousin up. And I'm like, Hey, you're not going to believe this whole situation. Like that's not even the whole thing. And she's like, was this guy saying Tyler? Oh, and I said, yeah, she goes, I want to date with him. Same guy. Same him. Oh, yes, she goes, it played out identical to this. I'm like, there is no way. Two different women to buy him drugs. So we all know what he is, right? Home with homeless. We neither want to talk to him ever again. And we still to this day laugh about it all the time because like the audacity. What part did you meet this guy at? No, we met him on like a dating

4:17app. I think it was like Facebook dating or something. And so since then, we're neither one on dating apps at all. But where did you pick him up from? Like, you picked him up? He doesn't have a ride. His house. Oh, he doesn't have a house. He had a house. So he wasn't home. How allegedly? Or yeah, he could have been faking it. Yeah. I used to have people drop me off at a house. And I'd pretend like it was my house. I was thinking, you know, he needs to have new underwear all the time. He's in a way of washing them. So he has to throw them away when they're soiled, right? Oh boy. It was crazy. Like I to this day, that was probably one of like the worst dates. And I still am mortified that I allowed for myself to go on that. Did you go on the date because he was cute? I thought he was cute. I mean, I was newly divorced. And so I was kind of just playing the field and seeing what was available and out there because I had been married for like 10 years. And so after that, I was like, no, we're not using dating apps to go on dates anymore.

5:21We out on that thing. No, well, one of the chances you and your cousin both suck at picking dates. But I was just going to share your worst date ever story. Call or text 800 543 3548. I don't know if I just realized, I think a lot of women are going to give homeless dudes a chance because of those short drama series that they show on social media. There's like three or four of them that I've seen where the guy that's homeless ends up being a billionaire. Right. And so, okay. And that could happen to us. But in those shows, it's like he's super super high and fit and everything. He just like has a little bit of dirt on his face. Yeah, he's clean. Yeah. He has a good haircut. Yeah, but you know, that's why they'll give him a chance. You know, the great thing about dating a homeless person, all right? You can drop him off anyway. That's right. Oh my gosh. There you go. All right. Thank you, Kid Gratic. Rest in peace, brother. Little heads up here. That was a reissue. The US Postal Service wants to impose a temporary 8% surcharge for packages and express deliveries.

6:25It's a fuel surcharge. I can't blame them because I want to deal with the rising gas prices. You know what? If they would at least deliver my mail to my house, I might not have a problem with it. Who's got my mail today in my neighborhood? Oh, it's been an issue. It's awful. It's bad. Every day, I'm going to drop something off on your porch. I got yours by mistake. Every, it's crazy. Now, this is not set in stone yet because the Postal Regulatory Commission has to approve it. And if they do, the surcharge would take effect on April 26th. And that would remain there until at least January 17th of next year. So it'd be for the rest of the year, basically. The 8% fee would apply to postage on all priority mail express, priority mail, USPS ground advantage and parcel select products. FedEx and UPS already impose rolling fuel surcharges, by the way, if you weren't aware of that. And they've also spiked since the US and Israel, you know, we got that thing going on right now. It's going to be a surcharge on everything. I mean, the fuel affects everything. Yeah. So 8% surcharge. I wouldn't have

7:30to start charging is just to track our packages. I would love to be able to track my package. I'm serious. We got it. We got a notice that our water. You pay your water bill every day. Sure. For 50 years, you get a notice. We're turning off your water because you're late on one payment. We're like, we never got that time. But they don't turn off the water because you laid on one. It makes me so mad. One time. And we don't, but we don't know where our mail is. Sorry, Kelly. Well, I'm sorry to JC. I just needed to vent. Thank you. You're welcome. Now, I know you can't track your mail, but Audrey during the break, Astana, do you and Ryan track each other's location? Yes. Audrey did post this question in the answer is yes. Ryan and I do share. We have for a very, we've been together for a very long time. But like I was telling Audrey, I share my location with like all of my girlfriends. I have it. Yeah. Audrey has my look. I'm pretty sure you guys all have my information. We all do because I don't want to get lost. I think it. I thought it was standard for people in relationships to follow each other. No location. I mean, Daniel. I think I think at a certain point, like I don't think

8:36Audrey needs to share her location with Chicago. Oh, I was never going to. We're never going to. I mean, not anytime soon. It's still new. Yeah. Well, I also have a couple very close to me and my family where they got together and they started tracking each other and it got crazy real quick. Like I'm talking the second one of them left the house. They're all in that app. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. That's not healthy. It's not. That's not. That's been my experience with it, which is why I asked. That's why Daniel and I stopped following each other on tracking because he was like, I got to a point where I wasn't even calling you to see where you are at. I would just look to see where you're at. And he goes, but I would rather just call you and see where you're at. Yeah. Kenzie and I my wife and I track each other, but I still call her to see where she's at before I check. And then if she doesn't answer, then I'll look and be like, oh, she's shopping. Oh, I check to see how far Alan is from home. So I know when I have to get up off the couch. I got 17 minutes. Okay. I can see here. Yeah. So I can look like I'm busy going to get some. So you get up and you start doing stuff.

9:37That is genius. That's why you track your husband's location to see when he's going to walk in the door. Let me give you a little, let me give you a little easier. Get the live 360 because when you do live 360, no, no, no, no, it's free. Mine's free. Live 360 will let you know when they enter the bubble. And so as soon as I see Kenzie has arrived home, I know I got like a minute. Get up off the couch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna put a little water on your face like you're sweating. You're sweating. I've been outside in the garden. Yeah. Garden Monday. Not tracking you at all, babe. Not tracking you at all. All right, Kelly. What we got coming up in that celebrity gossip? Well, the security guard has entered the chat. Chappel wrong. Oh, may have been telling the truth. Period. We'll talk about it in the entertainment. Oh, not in the entertainment park, but next. This is the Kidcratic Morning Show. This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brewing Company. No matter how you do game day, on the couch, in the crowd, or manning the snack table, athletic brewing fits right in. With a full lineup of non-alcoholic beer styles, you can enjoy bold flavors all game long. No hangovers,

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