Tookie Soup ep91

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2:05Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, 9 p.m. Be there. Be there. Be there. The two kings. The most prestigious awards show in the double verse. The two kings. I didn't write any other lyrics for this. The two kings. I just found out about this last night. The two kings. I need to listen to that. The two kings. Not two kings. The two kings are here. Hey look at me. Look at me. Am I pretty, Tootie? Am I pretty, Tootie? Tootie thinks I'm pretty. No, no, no. No. I just wanted to just, you know, bury whatever hatch we have. Dude. Thanks for the bugs. You can know how to be out. Potato don't play into a set. I'm not.

3:05I'm dumb with potato. Okay, no, I hate the potato and I hate to give and more. Yeah, so do I. I do They're horrible horrible individuals So are you in a you in Manhattan or you Get your dumb ass up cuz it's opportunity to The taste is gone. Oh, yeah, with OJ Hey, and proud The taste will make you feel the same way you're popping in your mouth Too, too, it's gone, it's a fool, yeah It's gonna show, but it's a fool, yeah Too, too, the taste, the taste, the taste is gone, it's a fool, yeah Yeah Yeah Hello everybody boys and girls is a very special night here on

4:10Tuky soup the bedabler network is so good to see all of you Tuky soup episode 91 The Tukies are here. Yeah, it's about god damn time Most prestigious awards show in the dabble verse Tukies I didn't write any other lyrics for this Tukies I just found out about this last night Tukies I mean, he doesn't even pay me Tukies are here The Tukies are here, everyone is a buzz You wanted us all to be a buzz Oh, what an exciting night Hello boys and girls I'm on the edge of my seats Yes Ralph, and thank you Ralph for making that fantastic song for the Tukies

5:13Oh, heart and soul in the woods Yes, I died when I first heard those Really? Yeah And the award for best cut liquor with a gash goes to John Edward Melinda's son Stop it Did they already win? Are they already announcing winners? I had no idea There isn't markets or buzz There isn't actual trophy for the Tukies It is this trophy thing that fucks up my lighting I think Oscar electric made these Yes Right? Yes I'm penis sir Yeah, well no, that is a mushroom And two boulders underneath it I guess Are you a told your kid? Yes No, I hide these These get hidden I'm sorry Oscar I will be bringing miniature versions of the Tukies And I think there's some card of electrics and even some OJs So many Who? 3D models I'll be giving those out Who?

6:14Oh yeah, let's do roll call, roll call, roll call Tukie, are you here? Yay Ralph, are you here? A presence sir JT, are you here? I'm here boss That's fantastic And of course everyone's wondering OJ, are you here? Yeah, OJ is here! That's fantastic So yeah, so when you come to Hackamania I will have miniature 3D models of the Tukie Awards The Tukies, the most prestigious award in the Dabbleverse Of course we wait until after the New Year just like the Academy Awards I hate that John jumped the gun on us And got the Dukies out first I wasn't expecting that Stiff competitions This awards show has been in the works for months We've been working on this for months The theme song we came up with last night

7:16Ralph just put that together But everything else we've been working on for months So let's get right to it Let's get to our first category I'm not going to do them all in a bunch We'll scatter it out throughout the show We have some things that you know You have to watch Things we have to address First of all, supertip.gg slash Tukie If you want to interrupt the show Maybe you have nominees or categories That you want to see at next year's Tukies Because this will be an annual thing Probably not But, sir, you should tell people about the last category That will be based on votes brought in by supertip Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You have to supertip your votes in So make sure you get in your votes And you supertip who you want to win Also, JT is looking at the clock The toe has been really sucking dick lately He's not pushed in, sir

8:17He's getting his shit pushed in Oh no He hasn't hit the goal in like He hit it, I believe this morning Yeah, but he did an extra He had to do extra time I don't like that The goal was supposed to be four hours And now we've extended it to four and a half What are we going to extend it to five? Why don't we just make it a 24 hour goal? I mean, it is because when he doesn't hit the goal He's like, all right guys, you know, after hours, donations Come on, I might have to hit up the toe boys Can I owe you? Put me on your tab toe boys But yeah, he asked people to give money When the show's off the air Like we could still hit this, I know we can But yeah, I mean, there was a great video of Doom That Doom put together Of Aaron not hitting the goal yesterday And I believe last night Did he not hit the goal as well? I think he did He might have just hit it or something like that But either way, we're going to watch the night Because it's been impressive

9:17Because the toe has been getting killer live views He got 218,000 on a Minnesota protest thing Where he just stands there with his camera And basically film So it's just people who want to see what's going on He only has like 100 on YouTube right now, sir He only has 100 watching on YouTube Well, he must have just started, right? Two hours ago Holy shit, are you kidding me? Did he really start two hours ago? Fantastic Well, you're not helping the situation, sir Hey, shut up, shut up I have a time slot My time slots are the most respected time slots And all of the dabble bursts 908 Oh, 908, yes, yes We got to talk about John We got to talk about Chad And his almost gay experience With Jay Moore's Did you realize he only sexual experiences had that almost gay, sir? Well, it's interesting All the rest are fully It's very interesting this story

10:18I know we've heard this before, but This time I really paid attention to it And it just seems a little off to me But either way, we're going to watch that Also, if we have time, at some point I want to kick off Black History Month Maybe early with a clip of Chad's good friend Godfrey Who is a retard He thinks Black people invented ice hockey So we got to watch that They did not It was the Canadian Blacks No, it wasn't Did they have Canadian Blacks? They did, sir That's fantastic That's fantastic They won the first Who won the first Leroy Cups? Leroy Cups? I was thinking of a name, too Yeah, it was fantastic Alright, but anyway, let's get to our first category For the two keys, here it is

11:19Our first category Is best real mental illness And the nominees are Karmic X For obvious reasons Stuttering John Edward Melendez For even more obvious reasons The Hopestar It was fantastic His might be real Of course Ron Fuddle We didn't have an actual I think that's Ron Fuddle, right? And those are your nominees for best real mental illness And your winner Stuttering John Melendez

12:20Going wild Congratulations Congratulations to Stuttering John Melendez Here to accept the award Because John could not be here To accept it himself Is a member of John's family And I got to get it Hold on, here we go Accepting the award One of John's children Oh, it's all the same And now having a job would be cool If it weren't for the fact that you need money to exist What's the tragic irony of it? It's that It would be great Like it is relaxing in a way But it's also My entire life is falling apart also Oh no So I gotta work on that It's a horrible acceptance speech But thank you very much

13:20Stuttering John's child Congratulations to Stuttering John on winning Best Was that fake mental illness or real mental illness? Real mental illness Oh, that was best real mental I feel like you're rushing the award, sir I'm not rushing the awards We have many more categories to get to But it was so exciting to finally get to the first ever Tukki award Congratulations to Stuttering John Melendez It was fantastic Did you watch Stuttering John on He might still be on But earlier he was on with Keanu I saw a little bit Did you? Did you see? I mean all the laughing A John And John laughing at himself Because I guess John That's right Because I guess John thinks it's okay now to drive past People's houses or something He has three videos That are a newest thing now To a live stream from your car nowadays

14:20I guess so I saw What? No, go ahead John Fuddled in another driving live stream Ron Fuddled getting back on the horse Driving and streaming That ended well the last time I know that I was like I was just waiting for the same ending Why are they Kentucky, sir? They said What about Kentucky? Why are they in Kentucky? Who? Ron Fuddled in Carmix Well they were in Huntsville, Alabama Even though Carmix left it To everyone's imagination Even though he was standing outside The space museum That's specifically like in Huntsville Don't we know somebody from Huntsville, Alabama? Yes, the shitware Shitwares from Huntsville I wonder if the shitware went to the show Should have He should have Exactly Why do you think they're in Kentucky? He posted a picture from Kentucky this morning

15:21Well, I guess they have the drive through Kentucky to get back to wherever she dwells Wherever her burrow is dug She must be going on this comedy world tour Something, huh? It's fantastic But for her I wish I was a traveling comedian And did she say He's not doing John shows anymore, sir? Making 50 bucks a night What? Is that true? I heard a rumor, sir I don't know That's a rumor? GT? Do you know anything? I don't really follow Well, they were doing the blunder years on YouTube today So it didn't last very long If that's what he said Well, it's starting Starting now Sir, please back to John Who's house could be possibly been driving back? He was driving on Carl's road Driving by the 7-11 in the gas station In the liquor store In the tobacco store

16:22And the dominoes I would love to live near all those things I have all those things less than half a mile by me It's fantastic You can walk there You can go to the convenience store You can go get a pizza You go to the smoke shop You go to the liquor store Hey, I have a feeling he's going to regret doing this When somebody has to go to Florida Later this year Who? I don't know sir, could be anyone Well, that's what I'm saying Like, I guess it's okay now To film yourself outside of These people's or traveling these people's roads And just showing the I mean, who cares? Whatever But it's just very funny Because even, you know I know Keanu is very mad at people who where she live But now it's okay Everything's okay And they were both just laughing And laughing And he was thanking someone for pizza today Yes, I heard that, Keanu brought that up She did, she actually seemed happy that they got a paid for pizza This pizza was not not paid for

17:24And they got a pizza And she was very excited about that You think they called AMEX and said How much can we knock off the bill if we sing it as pizza? It would have been a good idea Four bucks But they were commenting about how Carl lives in a commercial area Where it's even not only did Carl choose to live Right next to an abandoned school bus But Carl doesn't even know if the lot next to him Could possibly have a waste management plant built on it In a couple of years It's very possible So they're goofing on Carl about that You know as a worst location in Cape Coral, sir? Who? John's neighbors That's true, that's absolutely true But John, yeah, because John was bragging about how he lives in the middle of nowhere Which seems impossible Cape Coral looks like the most densely populated toilet I've ever seen

18:24And as many houses they came between the shit canals How are these houses not just sinking into the water? I don't get it, how can this land hold all these houses? Wait for it, sir And so John was saying he's all about resale value And that, you know, he has a much better situation than Carl, I guess Even though Carl is catching on the floor? Yeah, the resale value Where is he going? Where is he selling this? He's not selling this place Still saying that he tried to warn Carl Even though Carl had already bought his house And now he was backtracking and saying, well, I was telling Carl he should sell Because then he'd have 100 grand in his pocket And he could find a new place Live near me Where there's nothing around And none of the neighbors talked to me 1.3 miles, sir Stupidest thing you could possibly do is make fun of Carl's neighborhood Wait, is 1.3 miles away? Yeah, that's a thing Because he did the same thing Like he drives down the road that Carl lives on

19:25He's like, look at this shit hole Look at this shit area It's like, wait, you live in that same neighborhood And then we also got a spy report spy report spy report And John addressed this But John's mom's house where he grew up is like a half mile from a gas station Half mile, yes, sir That's correct, from a BP John grew up a half a mile from a gas station He could walk there And John His mom can walk there and get him beer Right And John obviously said that, well, my mom lives in a cul-de-sac That's tucked away Not, you know, in view of the gas station Or something like that Everything's, you know, it always comes up John in the end He couldn't say, yeah, you know what you're right It was horrible We could get drinks and snacks

20:25And minor convenience things If we needed it It was a big store But either way It was just funny to watch those two And he might be retarded Not much more That I really saw In today's episode But I did, yes Oh, the tow watch The tow watch? Yeah, he's about 50 away Oh, he's 50 dollars away Yeah All right, remind me in about five minutes and we'll go check Because I don't feel like he's going to start begging early for 50 bucks Okay, what is the nighttime goal? Do we know now the goal moves so much The goal is fluid like gender Changes all the time I don't know, I really never watched the tow until tonight What? I'm learning just like everyone else here boss Oh, congratulations on the job training The tow was going on today, I think About how Lewis Jay Gomez has given him attention

21:25Now that Lewis Jay Gomez and Tookie are best friends Everyone's vying to get Lewis Jay Gomez's attention And apparently The tow said he wanted to box Harrington Mike Harrington or Matt Was it Mike Harrington Does anyone know who this character is? I don't know You always prefer to adjust Harrington Is he a comic or does he work for the Skanks or what is that? I believe both of those things Okay, well the tow said he wanted to fight him And then Lewis, I guess, put up a poll Very Zumaqian And put up Who would you want Harrington to fight And apparently the tow got the most votes So the tow is anxiously awaiting His invite to Skankfest And he even started dreaming about how they might make a whole Skankfest Heavyweight Division Where after the tow beats Harrington

22:25He could challenge Alex Stein Because I guess Alex Stein beat my Harrington or something I don't know But he was just like Chad Where he's having all these daydreams about Holy shit And if I beat him we could do this And then I could be the Sleegean of Skanks heavyweight champion We could make a whole division And it's very excited And it's very exciting People get excited about things that will never happen It's fantastic Or a child or something It is very childish Real quick though Before we start watching things I got to turn off My filter for a second To show everyone something very cool Every now and then I think I'm getting a letter bomb Or something of that ilk Tookie's color is going to go away for a second Hold on And today I was graced with one of the most Fantastic presence I've ever gotten

23:25Here, this is a peek behind the scenes This is what Tookie really looks like Ah, it's horrible But in the mail I got a Tookie Pez dispenser It's fantastic, it's functional And everything they even gave me three Flavors of Pez Razberry Which I don't think I've ever tried But thank you to my friend Charles Who sent this to Tookie It's fantastic I think the bot The thing is an actual Pez thing And then he just 3D printed A Tookie head And somehow got it on there It's very sturdy It's fantastic, it's one of the finest gifts Tookie has ever received So thank you very much for that It's very exciting Holy shit Oh no, don't tell me that I'm seeing Oh sorry boss You son of a bitch You ruined everything Who? Yeah, who's it from?

24:25Hold on, we're going We're going live, we're going live on the Took Live on the scene in Minnesota Where people are obviously losing their minds Yeah, why don't you shoot me your Venmo buddy I know Evil is not good I'm so sorry you did that dude I know rumble is not good He fucked up He fucked up With getting those back Email me your Venmo Here, Aaron Imhold Radio At gmail.com I am so sorry about that Everybody send your Venmo To Aaron right now Darkwind was trying to give us 40 Gmail.com Yeah, I'll shoot you 360 back For that JT what's your Venmo I think you meant to say At JT the launcher And it's Aaron 40 Everyone contact Aaron's Venmo Tell him he owes you 360 On your darkwind one

25:25Thank you very much for the 40 bucks But holy Christ on a cracker Dick Vandu with $10 Says I hate this show so much Yeah, all right Well, that's it 32 and eight is 40 That's a win for the tow boys And girl I think he deducts 360 if he actually sends it out Or does that stay Is a win for the tow No, he's saying he's going to he's going to keep the He's going to keep Or he's going to keep 40 of it and send back 360 So that's 40 counts We've got to give him more because rumble charges Rumble unlike YouTube charges you Oh really? Charges the Donator One consistent color for every job My Los Pro rewards members get a 20% paint discount on future purchases After paint annual qualifying spend reaches $3,000 Plus order eligible in stock paint and paint supplies By 2 p.m. for free same day delivery by 8 p.m. Improving is easy

26:25And loads Excludes spray paint and mistons, more exclusions terms and additions apply Subject to change details of most dot com slash terms Same day delivery valid in some leg zip codes Subject to driver availability details of most dot com slash same day delivery What a fee I didn't know that So you get he gets 400 from rumble But he the guy probably paid 4th 7460 oh no Yeah this is what you get That guy got what he deserves That's what you get for sending the tow money That's ridiculous This is what happens Mistakes are made And then you're out All these processing fees But that's what you get For sending money to the tow Now Let's get some accidental donations in for toki That would be fantastic I had a feeling That it must have been a mistake But then when we went on it was confirmed It's fantastic But it was a win for the tow

27:25That's another win And we can all see Oh there we go anonymous 9999 I love Ralph It's fantastic Your little cursor is even stolen It's fantastic You're allowed to do that when you donate that much Cheers to keep the cursor in Guys we are already at 9999 Or whatever 9999 $1,000 Deen Shock 312 4 months we all came here to see a dog house opening The hell is that mean Nick from Fort Wayne Member for 8 months what happened to the orange He's there Thank you OJ Danny St. Member for 2 months Where's OJ starting his drive to Hacomania No, OJ will not OJ will not be at Hacomania Along with Cardip Electric Just toki and JT this year We're fucked We're fucked

28:25We're fucked We got it in a bag Don't worry We got it We got him done We're exposed Stephen Bravo thank you for the 5 gifted memberships That is fantastic Sir you did the first Hacomania by yourself And you weren't Well technically I had a Dr. Steve in Pat Dixon But the 3 of us never got together to plan out a show But the only thing we had planned That was your Hail Mary Pass Well we were planning on doing like a wrap up thing But every show was a wrap up thing Like so I was like What the fuck are we gonna talk about Everyone already talked about everything that happened at Hacomania So But yes I stink But no I have a lot of planning Planning has already gone on Costumes are already starting to arrive And pile up at my house Things are getting crazy here We're planning a fantastic visual show For the audience It will be different

29:25Little variety Did someone say puppet shows What Red 473 Firm on Member for 3 months we need a cat in the cradle parody For OJ How dare you OJ is fine I think OJ is pretty cool too High-row Why were you all you people when OJ was here And showing him the love No You always bashed him Exactly Exactly The show changed Remember the OJ era And you monster But no I assume OJ is fine I don't know We're still on apology watch What Breaking news Spy report Ray DeVito has booked stand-up comedy in Atlantic City February 6th and 7th

30:25No Where AC jokes Where the hell is that? Sorts casino hotel We gotta go to another casino Well at least something's gonna be going on All right that's fantastic We're gonna have to go to uh Ray's show That reminds me yes we are a little over a week away From Super Bowl 3 Presented by NLO and Tuky Soup Uh I don't know I mean it'll be probably pretty expensive The book a hotel room at the Borgota now But if you're in the area come by And come hang out we'll be by the B bar And uh playing poker And gambling And I guess Ghosts Smoking and joking That's a good tagline And pizzas downstairs Pizza Or stromboli Oh yeah yeah yeah don't forget

31:25To get the meat lover stromboli And if you see panhandler order one Be sure to take his order And fuck his day up Oysters are member for eight months I thought we were going to see Johnson Turbo No we were not Uh all right That's where I'm gonna stop the gifted memberships right now I'm doing this all By myself I have a couple of uh Super tips I gotta play from uh last Show God damn it Here we go Tommy Jordan when OJ was a baby He was a tangerine sub For more That's fantastic if you want more How many like that go to D Tommy Jordan I believe on YouTube That's how you find him Oh these were already played sorry I got the wrong fuck I'm all messed I need to where is OJ Thanks sir I need OJ Gonna see if you like VTL After he convinced Kiki to sue you That was also uh we played that last year

32:25No I I have talked to Kiki I apologize profusely Kiki is actually very cool Um With you know obviously I mean too is very cool you know Understanding that it was an absolute mistake I mean why would I porn bomb my own show Uh she just thinks I'm an idiot Which I do as well Because I didn't check the clip before I played it And uh I am I'm very sorry About that and um I uh So uh you know Kiki can roll with the shit And I appreciate her for that Cause I did I felt very bad Not just for my channel I know I know The channel was never in jeopardy How about for my eyes sir Well yeah well no Stop it Watch that It will never happen again I think I hope maybe Brian Landon please check out my new show Who are the socialists It's fantastic I would watch that show

33:25Uh lab or mystic doing that They had multiple band uh Doing that they had multiple banter jingles Alright that was about uh Who are these socials This is the last one from last show Who are these socials Yes The Tommy Jordan left bagels behind And they still count in your bread That's the story of life Tommy Jordan You're absolutely right Uh N.J. Ranger Joey heavy episode On the horizon tonight No, no Joey tonight I promise No Joey see No, no Joey see The only way you'll get Joey see is If you're super chat as Joey see Thank you kinky logo Tim Bollinger thanks for the 10 bucks I'm the one who told you During your angry rant a few weeks ago That episode 100 could be done in Hackmania If you did an episode a week Just like I said I came for the cum You steal all my ideas I said someone told me that I couldn't remember who it was you

34:25For I came for the cum I credited you right after I said it On this little piggy Everyone needs crack I love you Tim I can't wait to see you Tickle me toki winner for the personality Who loves you more than a friend It's toki yeah Yes, we got to get to more tookies We got to get to something Tickle me toki winner of favorite green puppet It's toki not teamo toki to kay That's true A lot of imposters out there But I do love toki Because he does the shows that I don't want to do Like granny show I convince him to do that every week I don't know why he keeps doing it Locks and docks Did you hear that john's kids all changed Your last names to their stepdad's name Guess they turned on him Why is everyone keep saying it with all the kids I thought it was just the one Why not? Missy B, yay! They were talking about missy B disappeared They were talking about the show with kiana He was like oh jeez

35:25It's all false social media And kiki was like That was pretty much it So it's good to see your alive missy B And you were not murdered by the great Anthony Kumia High toki love you more than a friend We love you more than a friend missy B I mean anyone could have access to account after That's true, that could be Anthony Or Hitler Happy birthday Is it Hitler's birthday yet? It's always Hitler's birthday here sir Yes, every day Thank you missy B Hockey, two dollars Scarlet gets through again we revolt Love you more than a friend That is JT's fault Yeah Saturday mornings we are going to make it a scarlet free zone I believe I don't know We know she'll fool him again He told me before That's true, yeah Scarlet will have to get creative To get past JT Hard to get past JT Every fantastic

36:25Reverend rage Thank you toki You're great You're a great shoolee slayer FTSN When did I slave the shoolees? Did I do anything? Did I take shoolee down? I'll take credit I just don't remember doing anything Oh hello shoolee new Cornicira Thank you NJ Ranger can't wait to see you In a little more than a week Clearwater's fishy fingers Carmichael CNN says they hang Most like him Carmichael CNN says they hang Most like him Mose I gotcha I am a stupid puppet Thank you Shoolee made off I love you too Shoolee made off Isn't Missy B the 18-year-old girl Coomiya took to the prom

37:25No, that was a different Missy B is a different 18-year-old girl Yeah, she kicked the 18-year-olds ass Alright Quiefer Stothruvland Wow, no one cared about Keanu, Nudes, Jaja Hashtag, OJ, Sick Yeah, it wasn't that big of a... I guess everyone had already seen them Or something, but it was that big of a deal And now I was thankful for that Because I did, I felt bad Who are the nominees for best private parts Exposed on Bedablin Live Yo, yo, yo My Nogas If any of you Newport's nominates Mrs. C Or her accessible holes I'll send pops after you with stabby seas scissors It's disgusting, don't say Accessible holes You're a pig Quiefer Stothruvland Toe camp box on Skankfest SafeSport runs that too Oh, did they really go through SafeSport I guess you have to like Do you know that shit, right?

38:25You can't just like Set up a boxing ring and have people hit each other in the head Anymore? No, you can't just punch people in the head Let's sucks Source for a playing governor of poker To practice for AC All winnings will be put on black And if we win Sent to toe in JT's name Well, that'd be fantastic Also, Sorcerer, I would love zero I would love to get money together If anyone wants to play like a high slot or something in AC And we see if anything happens And we all split it or whatever But I definitely do want to do more Different kinds of gambling I am going to play mostly poker But I do want to venture off Into other areas and actually hang out with people This year Last year was weird Because the B bar wasn't there And the other bar was very tiny So we mostly play poker But the first year was all hanging out at the B bar I'm going to definitely go check out Rayshell Yeah Now we got to look We got a lot of to figure out now

39:25Is it resorts is on the boardwalk So we definitely have to Yeah, we have to leave the casino To go over there So it's a little bit of a walk to get to the boardwalk No, we're not walking the boardwalk It's not, it's all freeway It's like Carl's neighborhood Yeah, so I'm saying the Borgata is separate from the boardwalk I heard they're building a second Borgata right next to Carl's house in Cape Coral It's going to be horrible It's not convenient The casinos make areas really bad Carl's got to be really bad The Atlantic City is satchy It's horrible there Well Carl can park cars on his driveway I don't even want to walk around the car there It's true He doesn't, right? How did he get around They got an Uber everywhere when they go there That's not a gas station right down the street They get everything they need Oh, that's true He can't even fill up his non-existent car

40:25The gas station Never thought about that, like having a second house Yeah, do you have a car? You ever just keep a car there? God, I hope him as rich as Carl one day Making fun of John Let's celebrate Black History Month early by watching that video of Keanu talking about getting pissed on Unedited Besos para tu lindo goto echu Campi on Melinda Right in English He's still going to have the accent We can't understand Spanish I mean, most of us Okay It was something I'll pin all over Gina That's fantastic This is the last one and then we'll watch I must add an appendum here as I digress Cardi was correct Cardiff's great grandfather Mated with a local recurring

41:25Simian and befriended it It used to flick its feasts Across the lake up in Alberta Cardiff's one-year sis said Stop playing with your hockey Jig And that is how we got hockey And I'm a passive, aggressive, little butt pirate Stop it, no you're not True, they used to play with frozen shit It's so... The video with God Freed is good We're going to have to watch that But first, the next category For the next Tukki Award Yay, the Tukies The next category is best Fake mental illness And the nominees are Karmic X Again Stuttering John Edward Melendez

42:26I should've wrote jokes Should've yeah Aaron Imple I've spent all day putting this together And the Opster Oh that's why I got confused I put them both in the fake and the real And those are your not-a-me nominees for the best fake mental illness And the winner is Stuttering John Melendez Yay! That's fantastic I'll accept the award on his behalf Yes, would that be the fake OCD, sir? Yes, that is for the fake OCD John always comparing his fake OCD to quadriplegia And saying they are one and the same You suffer physically I suffer mentally It's the same thing

43:26So congratulations to John Already winning the first two ever Tukies Very exciting And speaking of John We talked about this guy Saturday Dabble and Dufus And you say Tukie, who the hell is that? Well go follow Dabble and Dufus on YouTube And I know a lot of you already have And you already know the greatness that Dabble and Dufus is doing I'm almost afraid to promote him though Because won't John just- This you, sir Well won't John just do to him what he did the labyrinth cryptic or whatever, liquid cryptid Well he is Definitely Transforming the content Yeah well that's what I was going to say This is- I mean that content is transformed more than his son's Oh you stop it, that's horrible But yeah this guy definitely does a lot of work

44:27And it's great work It's a very creative way of clipping John And honestly he pretty much Recaps John's Two to three hour shows In about 15 minutes It's fantastic Dabble and Dufus on YouTube This is his latest episode This is from John yesterday Where John did- Was that the second annual Dukie Awards? He did- He did one last year, right? That was the first one? Yeah I think it might be the third Is it really the third? I don't think so See I don't- I think he's only been calling himself the Duke Like the last two years But I think he did an award show before too But those weren't the Dukies maybe Like that Yeah so we're probably a week or two away from his show with Fucking- What's that film reviewer guy does show with? Not Roper Tony Michael Oh the other one

45:28Richard O'Gita Abert Oh yeah Roger Ebert The dead one Roper Who comes on his show? It's not Roper Uh... Movie reviewer guy He has them on to do a movie Yeah every Oscar Paulo your Lysa movie It's not Roper is it? Mm-hmm Siskel? I think it's Roper Who's the guy with the big mustache? Is it Richard Roper? Okay maybe it's Richard Roper Oh there you go Pencil neck meal Exactly Good job Pencil neck Pencil neck Alright so here's just a little example of what Dablin Doofens does And plus we'll get a little recap of what John did yesterday with the Fabulous Dukies The Melendez Minute Uh...Jesus Uh...Dablin Doofens Rules

46:28Hello and welcome to the Melendez Minute for January 26th, 2026 Where we are going to discuss today's John Melendez podcast Today's podcast is definitely the one that you've been waiting for all year It's the Dukies I love that the AI voice even has acid reflux It sucks in a lot of its words but this is fantastic It's almost like a messed up John but he's way more coherent than if John was really wasted And there's a little 3D guy of John But he does a fantastic recap of all of John's stupidities It's just as lame as you expect it to be That's not going to make you watch every clip of the Dukies because he drags What was that? That Melendez will be dead soon This is interesting He will be dead If the Stuttering John army has anything to say about it By the way, I know John He's not going to be able to do this very long and still maintain a life force

47:30Oh, you mean, oh, he's going to get sucked into all this and lose his brain capacity And lose all the time in his day In a way now definitely Well, this is very interesting and very useful There's 2026 Stuttering Joe Super Chat Facts Year to date, he's saying that John has totaled $7,785 That means you idiots have given John $8,000 this month No way Disgusting Yes! Did you say that there were 2026 Stuttering Joe Super Chat Facts? Well, did you read that? Yeah, he did What? What did I say? You said wow, there are 2026 Stuttering Joe Super Chat Facts, right? I didn't mean like sounded like you meant that Well, whatever I am more shocked, you're deflecting Ralph

48:32No, that's disgusting The real thing we should be looking at is the fact that this idiot is making $8,000 More than $8,000 because there's still how many days in this stupid month He's going to do at least one, maybe two shows a day He's going to make over $8,000 there's a month What is that? That's like $6,000 years Holy shit! He's like a millionaire again I mean, when you think of what he has to do to make the money He just has to sit there, hit live, and yell at a fucking laptop And tell the same stories over and over But anyway, good for him His earnings per hour are $105 an hour You are All Uhh What is it like when you're guilty of a crime? Complicit, complicit! Thank you Enabling this man, you're going to kill him It's a lot of beer, $8,000

49:33That's the outcome, I'm good with it He has to be paid Why? If he's getting this much, he's got to be paid Why would she do this for free? She said I'm empty-headed I'm like stop it Why do people show us for free? Because she's a good friend to John She's very nice So you people stop questioning her And you don't have to count her money She does it For her own good heart And to make herself feel good Only a loser would do somebody's show for free That's right A loser He's done 75.34 hours of podcast Five times longer than he's to be The production is As lame as you expect Does podcast Taste podcast is definitely the one that you've been waiting for all year It's the dookies

50:33And it's Just as lame as you expect it to be Yes I'm not going to make you watch every clip of the dookies Because he drags it out It's longer than he's to be the production This is perfect This is the perfect recap This is my new John channel To see what Like now I feel like I don't have to watch John Between this and the clips Because he does throw in clips too But I assume Because dirty jersey rat actually clipped A different part of John's show So now between all these clippers Dirty jersey rat I guess liquid cryptid If he's still there Wherever he is I think he's on rumble right Is he still doing anything Yes Oh he's just putting full episodes Yeah Okay Well we don't I guess No we do fuck John

51:33But this is fantastic Because yeah he just The rundown as John Which is kind of soothing I don't know why I think I've just grown accustomed to John's voice now Helps me sleep It is terrible And there's absolutely no reason to To sit through a So I'll just list off the winners And then I'll give you the clips So in today's episode, John's going to go off I'm pinky and tell him that he's an abuser of women Yet John just went out of booty call And in this very episode He's got his name Of Kayleigh and Miss Judy Oh yeah that's right Apparently John said Kayleigh And Miss Judy's first and last names Again Doxing and filming Yourself driving to other people's houses This is all fine now But guess No rules I heard the potato is doxed this episode too You were doxed Potato sir

52:33I don't want to dox the potato again Oblite those out Ironically enough John is going to lead the stream up So he's going to continue doxing them Even after the stream ends Is that true John left You actually stream up I'll check sir But yeah, the dookies usually stay up Because that's his benchmark bit Okay So you are trying to protect John By saying he's leaving it up Just because of the dookies The dabbling doofus knows the real reason And that is because he doxed Lucy and Miss Judy Disgusting John is of course going to talk about Carls commercial property For some reason that this is a topic that John finds amusing John was desperate to get somebody to come on the show today He sends off the lake nobody comes on Clay devlers and the chat Clay devler actually wins one of the dookies But refuses to come on And just sends John a note So John is a one man bay end for the entire show

53:33For the dookies themselves So here's the categories We have the most ass kissing cohosts That was one JTA Yeah Oh wait you're not a cohost What kind of cohosts I think you're the most ass kissing cohosts Here on the bedabler network now Now that OJ is gone I thought I think Ralph Is my personal fault Let's go fuck yourself See? By Stevie Lou Or Stevie loser as John likes to call him Oh you lost the Stevie Lou Stevie Lou one best Ball washing cohost I don't even remember what he said Rip off We have the gone but not forgotten category And the winner there was Clay devler Who like I said refuses to come on and talk to John Is that still because Clay was mad that John didn't send him a link or something And he sent like off of the link or something Why are Clay dabler and John not talking?

54:35I hope it's because Clay just finally got sick and tired of being abused by this piece of shit I don't know sir You like to think that I used to respect Clay dabler When are you going to get tired of being abused by toki Never so Right answer The creepiest in the dabler verse Clearly you don't know who's going to win this There was only one nominee That was Vince lawyer We have the biggest low cow in the dabler verse We have the biggest low cow And this one was kind of an upset to me Because I thought John was a shoe in They're apparently Kevin Brennan swept this category Congratulations Kevin Brennan In this category were Julie Carl Carmix And toki Now we get into hottest in the dabler verse And this category Which is the entire reason for the dookies sir Yes this whole part was the entire reason for the dookies After giving a word tokiki It's so weird

55:35It's really weird Tino don't cuck yourself out to John Melendez It's very odd It's very cuckish But I respect you both And again Thank you for an extending the dookie into it I'll put this on Decided to docks, Lucy and Miss Judy The nominees were Ashley Cummings Lucy tight box, Keanu Thompson Scarlett Miss Judy And to the surprise of no one, Keanu wins it Alright so there's your overview This is about a two hour podcast It could have been condensed down into about Six minutes maybe John's going to start the show Talking about how early he got up And Woke up this morning Got myself a bm Alright and then he gets into clips And everything you know to play that I just like the beginning Where he gives you pretty much a recap of all the highlights And I think he does it in a pretty creative way

56:35And so go follow him He's new I believe he's newer I just heard about him recently And toki is a big fan So he's fantastic Who is your favorite of all the clippers, Ralph? Ralph? He's gone? Is he refused to answer? I'm a doom guy sir You are a doom guy Or a doom girl Of course you're saying that Of course But there's no one here But he's very Very specific Yes And well I would think Yes if you're a card of electric fan Or something like that you would You would like boozmox since card If you know does his show About Chad But I know you're saying there Do you think boozmox does it That would kill his brand

57:35Right? If he ventured off into other people Like he's got to just stick with Chad Paint it himself in no corners That's very sad Or rad All right so but my favorite Besides dabbling doofus My favorite clipper right now Has been dirty jersey rat Dirty jersey even uses A little jingle I say 30 jersey rats sir Yes he's fantastic You should sing a song or sing a song about him Because then he'll put you in his intro It's fantastic It's very true I'm very honored that he has now included My song I sang last week In all his intros Well you should probably do it as the Potato So there's a visual Dirty jersey Go ahead

58:35Oh that's fantastic But here's more of John From yesterday This is I know at some point John brags about taking two showers And that was very exciting I might have to jump around a little bit I think maybe even dirty jersey rat Dirty Dirty Yeah A lot of people are learning The hard way You know I see pinky was Sniping me for a little while And that will soon be addressed Accordingly Yeah and this is how it works With strikes You know see pinky doesn't realize I have been very Very Reluctive To strike The pink stuff Or raise your kick All bets are off

59:35Feed your cats Or do leg days Show us your legs Because the pink stuff Has crossed the line The proverbial line He learned that new word Wait you a half for the duke Have you noticed that? Great value green tea There's piss in there It's not green The tea bags are just for show It's homeless guy piss He made that guy stock up He freezes it But John Has John said proverbial I can't even say it He's been saying that a lot lately Has he said that in the past a lot? It sounds like Something you would have overused before Yeah He's definitely using it a lot lately It's fantastic I Figured out why My eyes were a little bold

1:00:35This afternoon What? That was a little fatigue That's a bulb Bulbas means chinky Bulbas means chinky Wow I had no idea And learned banter It's like a bulb It's fantastic Banter the other shut last show And now I'm learning what bulbus means It means like really chinky So now there is a lot of reasons for it And what it comes down to is You're bloated with alcohol No, not the beer Oh, I think I got a cold Oh, good news is When you get vaccinated You don't even feel it Then you realize Why is my nose running Who gets vaccinated for the cold There's no vaccine for the cold There's no vaccine for the cold If you are for the cold

1:01:35There's nothing for the cold If you have a runny nose You have a cold But he's saying the cold is giving him bulbus eyes Like schmule buckman eyes He's got schmule buckman eyes Is that how Betty Davis eyes goes Quick, oh, Jay He's right here JT quick, oh, quick Someone get on a She's got Betty Davis eyes But make it about schmule buckman What song is that Isn't that a song? That's a song It's a trombone shit, sir No, it's not a trombone song He's son of a bitch Isn't that a real song Someone in the channel probably know Kim Carnes plays it Yes! I play it, play it, get it Yeah, I play it, I don't care We're not monetized But yeah, we need it for a... We need a parody song for schmule buckman He's got schmule buckman eyes I don't even know if that's how it goes

1:02:36I just know there's a song that says She's got Betty Davis eyes Like, what's going on? Oh man, this song And he has Mr. Miyagi eyes Oh, so What song? I'm hearing it now, I'm listening to it. Yeah, if you want to hear it, just google it or something I don't know, we don't have to play it here. It's not a very good song. No one I went to 7-11 by Lady Case House And I got some beer See, but Lady Kate can walk there and got beer You had to take your car there to get beer And ruin the planet, you gas guzzling son of a bitch Oh, you gas guzzlers all make me sick Tukki has no use for gas stations anymore Except for tornadoes, red bull, scratch-offs, and cigarettes And I got And what? I don't eat gas station hot dogs I will have a tornado You said that's surprising?

1:03:39Yeah, very. What's a tornado It's like a taquito And sometimes they have breakfast ones Or like I like a chicken Monterey Jack, like a southwest one But it depends on where I go too Like a maverick has very good gas station food Like I'll get a pizza slice from there But This is where John went to get his dinner John went to the 7-11 next to Carl's house He drove there to get his dinner He didn't just get beer here Listen You got my favorite red bar Well I like French bread stofers the best But then right now my second is red bar and pepperoni Go to a pizza rear, you stupid fuck Who goes to 7-11 Not to get 7-11 pizza But to buy over-priced frozen pizza Isn't it like double the price at a 7-11 compared to the supermarket?

1:04:39I didn't even know they had a freezer Yeah, frozen pizza All their foods like that are double price Right, like any gas station It's like that Yeah, like they had the white castle sliders They got like all that frozen shit I thought he was going to get a pizza Because you can get a whole pizza from 5-7-11 Yeah, 7-11, they got a bunch of shit That you could get like Maybe some of them have burgers too Blah, really? I don't know if my 7-11s have burgers But I need a morning, they all have pretty decent breakfast sandwiches That are pretty ball-in I've never eaten food I've never eaten food at a 7-11 Like the main food That's Slurpees But I don't know, something about 7-11 food Never looked appealing to me I eat a lot of gas station food I guess That's fantastic Do you have quick trip? What? Why, there's fast food everywhere Well, sometimes it's on the road And I'm like

1:05:39You have to stop for gas I'm like, no, I grab a bowl Every gas station there's a McDonald's At least a Wendy's something Everyone just want a quick snack or a quick bite You know, like So be it, I'm like I got that lazy It's nice I'm with JT Sometimes I just want to stop at a gas station And get some stuff Get food at a gas station Contrary to popular belief Just cheese shirts, just clothes Just clothes, that's where I get my clothing But, um But yeah, I would rather stop at a fast food place any day over a gas station I mean, it also, depending on the gas station And I mean, yes, we're obviously not talking about Wawa Or sheets or buckies See, those are places that have very good food Those are restaurants that have gas And then there's also that royal farms, I think it's called They have good fried chicken So I don't know, some of these places have good food

1:06:41What do you want from me? We're wasting so much banter It's true, there's a lot Oh yeah, we could have done this banter This Thursday, by the way, this Thursday 9 p.m. East Go to Cardiff Electrics Channel At Cardiff Elect For who are these socials You can get ready for this Thursday, Thursday, Thursday You've waited long enough for the content you crave most Instagram Facebook Banter LinkedIn S Dail and decree TikTok Food Super Tips Threats Now with more functional eyes Thursday Thursday, Thursday, Thursday 9 p.m. Be there Be there It's fantastic

1:07:41Who are these socials? Oh, okay, so we are calling it Who are these socials Great Peter Dittinus It's fantastic Oh, and I just noticed the potato in the middle It's fantastic Oh, this is great I'm very excited I'm very, Tuky is very excited Tuky signed his contract And he will be Hanging out With who are these socials And by contract, I mean, I get nothing Nothing Finally, I will get nothing All right, so more on John And his Making fun of Carl For living next to John's favorite place I guess to get food He's talking about going to 7-Eleven to get dinner Move to Wednesday's Because it gets nice and crispy And I got my pizza crispy And I also got a jumbo Kit Kat There you go

1:08:41There you go, I remember there was something else And why I wanted to play this Hitting me, I just deleted the Kit Kat Fucking overlay to put that Oh, did you? I just deleted the fucking Kit Kat one That's funny Yeah, I don't know where it is But the great Peter Dittina Also made a Kit Kat overlay With Kit Kat coming out with Tuky's But he also made one Where Tuky's sitting on the couch And there's a bunch of Kit Kat's behind him Like that meme of the girl With a bunch of new ports behind her And they're all about the banger, I guess So few fucking I hate it And my thing comes up in February And I'm thinking of canceling it And trying it, yeah I guess I gotta go to Evie Mucks I think I gotta cancel All right, so yeah, so John And so this is for all you out there Who also enjoy Kit Kat's You enjoy the same candy bar As this drunk This deadbeat

1:09:41He has no palette What? Kit Kat's suck Pallet of a drunk They're the worst candy They're not even the worst candy They're just one of the most boring candies They are a little dry Thank you I will say though, I did Give a Canadian Kit Kat To a friend One of the ones that Cardiff gave me And they said that It was so incredibly noticeable That they think they're trying to kill us In the United States with our chocolate I'll say your fruit loops next, sir I didn't, I didn't sense I didn't think it was that different I guess I said When I ate it, it does taste better But I don't think I could Even pick it out in a taste test Like if we did a blind taste test I don't think I think There's no taste like crap to me Anyway, here's more about John's big day yesterday Remember, he went to the gas station

1:10:41Which he laughs at Carl for living by And he got his dinner And a Kit Kat I only know How many more milk duds I have left But this shall Be an interesting show That I promise And I hope you all enjoyed the dookies You see The dookies Are something That you're not used to Crap Why? Because only the dookies Comes up With different things Only the dookies Comes up With creative And interesting ways To not have to have guests To not have to have Clips that he watches Only the dookies So

1:11:41Can do that Now we all know what What? I have a spy report It was a spy report I need a spy report A spy report A spy report So the great nasty Neil sir Nice to know you Made this shirt Oh no Shit pants I can't believe What a nasty Neil Without your head Or a podcast on twitter It's fantastic But that's not the spy report sir Oh it's not the spy report The spy report Is that he got an email From John Melendus saying Stop the sale of my image on the t-shirt What? Shame on you to violate my rights You're a filmmaker John is saying that That Illustration of shit

1:12:41Is his likeness Even John knows that shit on pants Is his copyright Holy shit On pants Shit on pants That is the most ridiculous thing Come on He sent them an unofficial cease-and-assist Sir How could you use my face Anyone ever connect that The stuttering John unless they were in this world It doesn't even have any Lettering There's nothing It's a Fucking pile of shit with a face And some pants with shit on it At without your head on twitter Or if you want to buy a shirt Without your head com Without your head com Without your head com Go get your shit Besides AC Next week And the stupor ball is coming back To Atlantic City And so is NLO and

1:13:41Tooky Soup We can't wait to see you there Oh there's another spy report Good I need another spy report Spy report Kids in the hall watch NLO sir What? Oh yeah What do you mean Melton made a new friend Some twins YouTube channel And one of them is dating one of the kids in the hall I think Bruce The gay one? Yes That's fantastic And they were watching NLO together last night Oh wow that's crazy That's fantastic That reminds me we have to do another uh Tooky Awards category That reminds me of the next category The next category for the Tukis Is most likely to be buried by the state

1:14:41Because family disowns them Ooh the nominees are Carmichael's Ojen Aaron Imholt Convicted revenge pornographer Legend cometer Aaron Imholt The Z-Man He doesn't have much family left So that's a very good and stuttering John Melendez Alright this one's top This is a lock for the Z-Man And the winner for most likely Wait wait wait wait To be buried by the state Because the family disowns them What? JT What? I got 50 bucks Stuttering John Melendez Damn it I know it A double or nothing on the next one JT It's fantastic Double or nothing Alright fantastic Thank you for everyone

1:15:41Who voted uh In the Tukis we do have more categories Which we will get to Um But because you brought up the uh In the hall I thought of the state And then I realized Oh I have a thing of uh The state buried them So thank you for that The state Michael Schowalter Ken Marino The TV show What? Shut up Alright here's more uh Stuttering John Melendez And his big day yesterday That day we just consisted of him Going to the gas station and getting pizza As a kick ass Frozen pizzas Frozen pizzas Why didn't you just go to the market I don't know why Isn't there a good pizza in Florida You would assume like everyone from New York Went to Florida Can't someone make a pizza

1:16:41It's gotta be a domino Yeah there is But again why is he Right and why is he buying frozen pizzas At the 7-11 That's what's insane Because he's a lazy fucking loser That's it he'd rather pay the extra money There's so much more variety at the super I mean he's He did cut Vince off That's true oh don't we have a uh A spy report about something Spy report We can talk about it sir but I heard a rumor Yes oh I have a rumor too Yes go ahead with your rumor Your rumor first Oh actually Let's create some Dabler gossip What's your dabler gossip Someone in the dabble verse Recently shared Or allowed another member of the dabble verse To join their YouTube family plans So that they could watch football sir Yes KC

1:17:41KC uses Vince the lawyers TV family plan What what But that person didn't realize that they would also be sharing their YouTube search history Oh no And somebody shared it with the potato I believe Oh no Who could it be Oh sir Don't know So you're saying Someone sent you someone else's entire google history Someone sent the potato Just the YouTube history Someone's YouTube history It's possible they have all of it They've only shared the YouTube search history Because you would think since he signed in With his google account he could get his whole google search history Huh Possible I'm just saying what's been shared with potato sir Can you give us a hint of anything that's been searched recently by this person Oh Who can it be now

1:18:41Who can it be now Who can it be now Who can it be now Who can it be now Who can it be now Who can it be now You're very excited No Well because I also have dabble gossip Ooh I'm excited sir I have been told I have been serious inquiries Into getting To certain people To do an interview Miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss Now i will Not tell you exactly who these two People are that are being Approached to do an interview for very A very large amount of money 10 large is what I heard, but I don't know if that's true. Let's just say one of their names is Sue. Is it Brian with Burner, sir? What? Is it Brian with Burner? Well, maybe they're

1:19:49last names. Yay! And John is aware of this. John has gotten the heads up that someone is in talks with two people to do an interview. And I don't know if my money is correct, but I heard $10,000. I just came, sir. We all came. I don't know. Again, this is just Dabler Gossip, but this was sent over Tuky's desk. This was actually sent to Tuky's desk for the last show, but Tuky forgot about it. That's how much I think about you, John. But then when, you know, we're doing shows like this and we're talking about things, I'm like, oh, shit, I remember someone sent me some juicy Dabler Gossip. So that is your Dabler Gossip segment for the week. Thank you for that. That is fantastic. Someone out there has someone's YouTube search history and two people are being approached to do an interview for ten

1:20:54Lodge. Can we get the whole family? Can I own by myself? Okay. What the whole family? The whole family? What the whole family? Do like one of those 90 day fiancee recapshoes. They'll do it after he's dead. They'll do it after he's dead. Why not? I think so. You don't think so? They're not going to acknowledge ever being related to him. Again, the state's going to have to bury this piece of shit. Oh, yeah, that's right. He won the, he won the, he won the Tuky for most likely to be buried by the state because his family disowns him. His funeral's going to have great parking. He's a great parking. Oh, stop it. He don't like that. Great parking. I'm sure it'll be not sold out, but it'll be packed. I think it'll be packed. I'll go. If we get an invite, a lot of people with full bladder is going to the burial. I mean, credibly intelligent,

1:21:57wonderfully handsome. And let's just face it, probably the most creative person you've ever watched. What? On stream. And I say that with full confidence, full confidence, there is not a, there is not even and something of sarcasm. But I will say, we know. I don't need that's why it's so funny. We know you believe it. That's why it's funny, stupid. Anybody. I'm like Kelly Lincoln breaking training. The bad news bass, too, buddy. Who the hell watches? Who quotes? Bad news. Bad news, bears, too. Is that the one where they went to Japan? No, that the Dastardone, right? Oh, was that the Astridone one? Where's the one? I thought they went, didn't they go to Japan?

1:22:59I didn't even know there was a bad news, bears, too. I just either reboot Billy Ball. No, no, yeah, no, no, because I definitely saw the Astridone one, too. You're right, JT. I think that was, I think the third one, I think there was a third one where they, yeah, they fight Godzilla in Japan or something. Walter Matthew and all of them? No, he wasn't in any of the other ones. Yeah, just the first one. Or the first one. Jack, you're all helly. It was just the kids. I am left to have the character. I don't even think it was all the kids. He's a fuck about the kids. I don't think the girl came back, Tatum O'Neal. I think the, the kid on the motorcycle, he's talking about Kelly. He came back, I think, in the fat guy. And, uh, Chuck? I don't know. The blonde kids, I think, all came back. The booger one and the, uh, racist one. I think I don't remember this whole double verse on my shoulders because let's face it. Without the dookster, there's no end to ten.

1:24:07Has Dr. Steve commented on the liver spot on his head? Is it a liver spot or should we be privately, sir? Should we be checking for melanoma or praying for it? There's a lot of people thinking John is near death. Some of the things he's been describing. He's, he's still brags that he doesn't eat that much. And then when he does eat, we see where he goes. He goes so fucking like seven, eleven. Like a junkie. Remember the boost phase? Yeah. He was drinking those, uh, activities or whatever the yogurt that makes you shit that Jamie Lee Curtis shits with. Oh, he's drinking booster. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Well, isn't that the same thing? Does it make it shit? No, it's what you have to drink when you're having liver failure. Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, you can't keep food down. I have a spy report. Spy report. Spy report. Oh, that was loud. Um, this has done to do with anything. But yes, they

1:25:10say Melton, uh, had scarlet on the phone. And she said that she was diagnosed with OCD and remunination, remunination, remunination, remunination, something, what does Carvex say? Rumanations. I believe so. And I think, um, Patrick just kind of, uh, brushed it off as her trying to be silly and using Carvex rumination thing. But apparently rumination disorder is a real thing where you can't keep food down. And it's not like your bulimic or anything and you're trying to throw up. You just can't do it. Which seems like a candy cap for a porn star. Come gets through. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. That seems like a huge handicap for a porn star. So congratulations to Scarlet for overcoming her gag reflex, I guess, whatever. Um, but yeah,

1:26:10I thought that was funny because I thought she was just trying to be funny or just talking nonsense, too. But apparently it's a real thing. And she said that she was diagnosed with that. And that might be what John has. Rummanation, rum, rum, rumination, rumination. Anyway, I don't know how to say it. Took. He's very stupid. But I don't need anybody. I can do this. Oh, by my Lonesome. Now, to my show, who couldn't do this all by themselves? You're not doing anything. You told us your wins at a 7-Eleven to get dinner. No, nothing there. He, he has a point, sir. What? Nobody else could sit there and say nothing and think that they're entertaining people. Oh, I mean, he does. He's making almost $10,000 a month doing this. Of course, he thinks he's great. This is insanity. Other insanity. And he works less than two weeks

1:27:18a month. Because it showed he only had like, he made like almost $8,000 in 70 something hours of live streaming. It's ridiculous. Anyway, we continue. I will be watching clips. At least one. Now, that's because tonight's show is the late night duke. Oh, yeah, this is the second show he did here with you. He did two shows yesterday because the nation is the process of continuously thinking about the same thoughts and feelings often to a much more extensive level than warranted. Wait, why did the thing I see said that you can't keep food down? You're retarded, sir. Am I retarded? Wait, I've got to show the thing that I saw. Maybe you don't want to show it because it's probably going to make you

1:28:19look stupider, sir. Rem, remu, remu, remu, remu. I can't say this word. Rumination syndrome. Hold on. Let me show you real quick. Rumination syndrome is condition in which someone repeatedly regurgitates undigested or partially digest food from the stomach. The regurgitated food is then chewed up again and swallowed or spit out. Ew, like a bird? Oh, baby bird. That's what you ate, sir. People with rumination syndrome don't try to regurgitate food. It happens without any effort. So what are we talking about here, Dr. Steve? Because you had a totally, I mean, I believe you. You're the doctor, but why did I see this? Can you imagine if right now, Dr. Steve was like, fuck, I've been misdiagnosing people all this. Oh, fuck. So what's he saying? Overleaf, he says the thing is people need peps at AC and I've been

1:29:20giving them fucking S and RIs. Right. I don't know. Either way, I don't know. So something's weird there, but that's what I saw, Dr. Steve, but I do not want to, you know, pass around misinformation. But either way, I have no idea. No, it's like a ruminant, like a cow or a goat, which one does she have? What a goat. Well, what is he talking about? No, I have no ideas, sir. Saying that's a different route for that word. Oh, okay. Like a cow or a goat, because they digest their food and their food. So I gave the animal definition for it. That would say, no, it's his definition. I don't know what we're talking about anymore. Like canitis, sir. That's fantastic. Exactly. All right. Either way, here's more of John. I got to get to the part where he talks about taking two showers. Like, I don't know why I was dying. Even though I'm suffering

1:30:25from the severe cold of a poor John, I wish he was only quadriplegic, but now he has OCD and a cold. Oh, done. Also is suffering from a severe fever. So we wish of a well on this very cold and chilly Monday night. Get well soon. I'll buy in the Cape and let me tell you some. It's bizarre. It was 67 degrees in the Cape and I was even getting chilly and I had a sweatshirt on. Which means I realized I'm dying have a cold, which is why they do. He thinks a cold is when you get cold. Right. Ruminants have four stomachs and they regurgitate their food and then chew it up again and then swallow it. Humans can have a similar syndrome when they throw up into their mouth

1:31:29compulsively. Sounds delicious. This is ridiculous. Yeah, depending on what you eat could be good. Mm-hmm. Well, either way, congratulations Scarlett and whatever you're battling. But just nowhere near as serious what John's doing. Right. You don't have OCD and a cold. You just have OCD and that Rembrandt's disease or whatever. Possibly hepatitis. John has OCD and a cold. Sometimes when blind Mike talks, it sounds like he is singing. You're all I ever wanted, all I ever needed. So tell me what to do now because I want you back. La-la-la-la-la. See what I mean. Justice for OJ. Thank you, the Tommy Jordan. Uh, I've never noticed that Michael or a blind

1:32:29Michael's super tip voice sings. I don't think it does because I didn't hear it sing at all. But thank you. Oh, sure. What? Another more dabble gossip. Dabler gossip? Not only has Tukie been signed for the return of whom are these socialists. There is a A9 at Cardiff Elect on YouTube. Blind Mike has also been signed as third host of the show. Yay, blind Michael. That's fantastic. What a wonderful news. Can't wait to tune in and watch. Everyone's going to tune in this Thursday, 9 p.m. East on having dabble versus live on WATP. Oh yeah, we got to watch dabble versus live. We had to find another first guest, sir. Oh, no, really? Yes, it's fantastic.

1:33:30The ball sounds like a big threat. It does. It's very time. Trading shows. I thought we were going to do this to get back at them. We are, sir. Of course. All right, here's more John. I'm telling you once you guys, there's a part we please guitar too. I might want to watch, but I think the part I want is coming up. Took another hot shower today. That's two showers. This is just fascinating to me because I would never think to come on and do a show and tell you guys that I took a shower this morning. This is how we know he does nothing with his fucking life all day. Nothing. His two big things are that he got dinner at 7-11. Yes, or I don't know, I guess it was yesterday or maybe it was the same day. And then he also took two showers today. Cardiff, did you use that or Ralph, did you take a shower today? I did, sir. That's fantastic. Did anything crazy happen?

1:34:30Why jacked off? Oh, that's disgusting. I didn't need to know that. JTD to jack off in the shower too. No, that's too much water. It doesn't work. Do you take a shower before bed or after like before bed at night or this would be great for banter, sir. Do you take a shower in the morning? Oh, and all the banter. I think in the mornings and it's sometimes after I come on from work, depending on how work went that way. Whoa, you're saying sometimes you take two showers a day too? I have a job, sir. Sometimes it happens. No, I'm saying because I like to take two showers a day as well. I like to take a shower before bed if I can. And I always take a shower in the morning before I do it. You know, if I have to go out or whatever. Next week's your teeth twice in a day. Sometimes, I don't believe you. Ralph, do you shower at night or in the day or in the morning?

1:35:31Generally, a morning shower, you guys. See, maybe John is up to something here. But anyway, listen to John explain why he likes taking a shower. Have changed my shoes regularly. What's that? I do need to change my shoes very regularly. So, oh, do you? Do you shit the bed, too? Of course, of course, everyone shits the bed. You ain't cool unless you shit the bed. But, yes, pay attention to what John says here about why he likes taking a shower. Which is why the Duke took another hot shower today. That's two showers. Today and tonight, which is a sac religion. Johnny, what's the value of sacrilege? Johnny, why you took up the showers? You're with the water. Yeah, how are the socks paid? Johnny. He's going to make a Puerto Rican joke. What a bill. Yes, it's sacrilege that he took two showers because he's Puerto Rican. Not shower today. That's two showers.

1:36:35Today and tonight, which is a sac religion, which is a sacrilege from Water Ricans. I don't know why he said sacrilege in first, but then he corrected it with sacrilege. But I took two showers today, Braggar, because I needed to feel the warm. What did you say? Shit his pants, because he shit his pants. You need more showers when you wear diapers. That is true. That is absolutely a fact. I didn't even think about that great call, Ralph. I thought he would take a second shower after coming back from the gym. I don't know. He never really explained it. He just said he took one earlier and he took one tonight, maybe because of the gym. Yeah, like, doesn't he take a shower after he comes back from the gym? He should be taking a shower. No, a normal person. Yeah. Yeah, a hot shower after a roast. All right. So I would pay attention to what John says. Why he likes to take a hot

1:37:36shower on the hot shower. God's damage show. I will skip the Kwame every 45 seconds. Interject. Shout out to the Tommy Jordan. Go subscribe to the Tommy Jordan that I mentioned. The Tommy Jordan is on YT. Yes. Thank you. Just kind of the link at this point. Yes. Tommy Jordan, we'll definitely have you on soon. If you're not doing, yeah, I was going to say if you're not doing anything Saturday morning, Tommy, your book, see what it takes to get booked on the Bedabler Network, just persistence and money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, money. Skip that queue. All right. Finally, you got to hear why John. Why does John enjoy taking a hot shower so much? Took another hot shower today. That's two showers today and tonight, which is a sack religion, which is a sack religion from water weekends. But I took two showers today

1:38:45because I needed to feel the warmth of the warm water as it slowly caresses my carcass. It's carcass. His carcass. Carcass was being fed on by maggots right now. His cats. The Oxford Dictionary defines carcass as one, the dead body of an animal, or two, the structural framework of a building ship or piece of furniture. No, they're both right. I was going to try dying. John's body equates to a dead animal. He looks at himself in the mirror and sees roadkill. Right with a so sad. Right with the girl said that he should have to sense an ad. Right? What's wrong with your carcass? I'm working on my carcass here. I go to the gym three times a week to work on my carcass. Maybe you meant carkeys. Maybe you

1:39:49say carkeys very fast. Really, really funny shit. Again, it wouldn't be funny. It was really, you know, if he thought that wasn't the wrong word. I needed to feel the warmth of the warm water as it slowly caresses my carcass. Slowly caresses my body. He realized, oh, shit. I don't think carcass means what I think it means. He fucks a shower like a... What? He said he's fucking the shower. He's making love to the shower. You know how fucking the guys make love to the cars? No, but the shower is the most sexual touching he's had in a long time. Oh, yeah, because he's caressing him. Yeah, who says the water caresses me? I never thought of water as caressing me in the shower. Anyway, I think I want to say what he talks about after this, but

1:40:58I think he gets like lady K and Shuley and I don't really care about that, but I want to go to he starts playing guitar again. You know, the warmth, like my green tea that I'm making here. Well, it's steeping to my compadre. Biggest beer sales, Jerry. When he told me, all right, Jerry, there it is. Lady K, shit, where? Lucy type of. Okay, turn that off. Moonhead. They all need me. They all need me. Here's a new, uh, Stony John band original. They all need me. They all need me. They all need me. Did you say not even one string isn't even one string is into that's what I wanted to ask because I don't play guitar like I can't I don't even know a chord. And I think I can play this.

1:42:03You don't know, you don't know that. I haven't told you to turn a week. What JT? You never had a finger in a minor chord? No, disgusting. You're fingering a minor. That can happen. Oh, it's beautiful. I haven't picked that up in a week. It's not that it's not in complete, but it's better than that. But John, buy a digital recorder or a digital tuner. Just get a digital tuner. It's like 15 bucks on fucking Amazon. I have one for my trombone. You can use it on any instrument. It's very handy. You just attach it right to the, uh, what do you call the top of the guitar? Not the neck. What is that? To the head? To the head? See? I don't know shit. And I know I can play this. What chord is he trying to play? You can't see his hands. It looks like a G maybe.

1:43:10Like, what is that? I can't, I need, I, yeah, I'm not seeing kind of where he is. You can't see from that. Okay. Maybe it's an E. He's got his thumb. For some reason his thumb is wrapped around the fucking top of the guitar like a down syndrome guitar play. What about that one? It looks like he's got two fingers. It could be an A. This is what he's trying to play. Okay. So let's see what he plays. All right. So this is going to be that A. The lead looks like an E. Say what he's wrapping is, see what he's wrapping his thumb around the top there. He's like drawing that string. I mean, I don't think he's trying to mute the string. Is he trying to make that string part of the chord? I don't think so. I think he's trying to silence it. He can't control his hand. Picking. He has a troll like hands. His hands are like boulders. Need me. They need you. They don't need me. Do you think this sounds good?

1:44:21In his like, thank you for the opportunity. I look for Saturday mornings. Don't worry Chad. I am not as fast anymore. That was last week week one. Don't tell Rocco but I will sell link to a super fan for $5,000. I'll do it for $49.99. All right. We're very excited to have Tommy, the Tommy Jordan on the show this Saturday. I guess that's a confirmation. Back to the Stuttering John band concert. Do you think he ever knew how to play the guitar? Thank you. Because it seems like he could at least try to play a chord. Look, I probably didn't play.

1:45:23There's a period of my life racing children and shit. I pride and touch my guitar for 10 years. And I did not forget how to play. I ever learned. Right. That's a thing. It's a little rusty. Yeah. But you it's still there as long as your fingers can still move. His brain is fried, sir. He's he's fantastic. I think he's great. But do you think he hears that? Like he must probably go like that wasn't the best. But it was still pretty good. You know what I mean? Like I know he can't hear that and go that was great. But I can't hear that it's not in tune. How badly tuned it. Yeah, like that yeah, that would I assume drive you nuts as a good guitar player. I mean, I know, you know, I know when my trumpet or trombone is kind of out of tune, you know, make me crazy. But again, that's why I have. How do you tune a trombone? It has a slide and you just press the slide in or out

1:46:26depending on a lot of different factors. But again, this is a tuner. It's super tight. Are you or something? Just clip it right onto the instrument and it'll tell you, you know, if your note is in tune or whatever. Oh, I guess it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Yeah, very surprising, very surprising. And even more surprising is our next turkey. What? Tommy act like you belong. Yeah, Jesus Tommy. Relax. It's very exciting. Yeah, it's Tommy Jordan this Saturday. He will be there for how long? Who knows? Could be record time. But no, I'm very excited to have you on Tommy. You have fascinated me ever since your debut in the dabble verse. My debut for Tommy, I feel like was the real debut was when he went to John's show on that little unicycle thing. That's the

1:47:28funniest fucking shit. He's hiding in the woods like Blair Witch. Just talking to the camera. I loved it. People are already excited about Tommy coming on Saturday. It's very excited. And just as excited as you are for Tommy. Yeah, there we go. $5,000. If we can make a $5,000 goal on Saturday, we boot the Tommy John in over here. I'm a cup of coffee. Tommy Jordan and a phone call from Scarlet and we can take Saturday morning off. That's true. That's absolutely, absolutely true. Steve Horn come in again. Ain't this young. That was John stage name. Steve Horn, I'm going to kiss you one day. He's very funny, very funny. And yes, as excited as everyone is for Tommy Jordan to be on the show Saturday. That's as excited as they are right now to hear our

1:48:31next. Tookie category. Whoops. Best drunk. Oh boy. The nominees are Carmichael X. The Z-man. Stuttering John. And that's it. Who will win? Oh, best drunk. GT double or nothing. All right. All right. Fifty on. Carmichael. I'll go with Stuttering John. Oh, people say, oh, yeah, I forgot about MKE. God damn it. MKE probably could have won this one, but we didn't have him and the winner for the best drunk. Who takes home the Tookie? Stuttering John. Yay. Damn. Now them again. Congratulations. Stuttering John Melendez sweeping

1:49:37so far. The first ever annual Tookie Awards. You take Canadian GT? The Tookie. Oh, yeah, how much of you OJT now? Big 10,000. Let's fantastic. This is like when they used the bet on Howard Stern. I used to enjoy that. There's a lot of fun. Speaking of money, if you want to get involved, get in there. Let's do some damage, everybody. Supertip.gg slash Tookie. Yes, the show is coming to a screeching hole so that we can do super tips. And then we're going to see Chad talking about how he had to reject the homosexual advances of a very famous comedian. Again, we've heard this before, but there was just something about him telling this story again. That was very fascinating to me. What? My heart and my soul belongs to Schwarzen. Stop it. Sorry, Jay Morris. It's possible. That was one of my theories that he didn't want to cheat on his other headlockener.

1:50:39Ross Dog's broken spirit. Thanks for five bucks. The reason Cardiff isn't coming to Hackamania, he's part of that gay Canadian boycott, USA campaign. Oh, that's true. Is that why you're not coming to the US? That is true. I was just in Vegas. When were you in Vegas last week? Were you really? Yeah. I didn't know that. Fantastic. Did you see Mel? Why didn't you go see Mountain? No, it's just there for a couple days for me. That's fantastic. But yes, the Canadians are single-handedly destroying Las Vegas. I ridiculous boycotts. I do have to say I do have to say there's a fuckload of or visit Orlando commercials on TV these days on YouTube everywhere. Oh, really? I think Florida's fucking feeling something. Okay, I was going to say are they trying to get you not to go to Vegas and go to Orlando, but you're just saying in general it seems like Florida's really pushing for Canadians to come. Like football every second commercial is fucking come to Florida.

1:51:39Florida. Florida. Come see Stuttering John Melendez. Get a pizza. I'll be in Florida soon too. So I don't know. I might have to drive by a few places. Yes, we do need to see what John's neighborhood is like. He showed us what Carl's neighborhood is like. We do need to see his name. Maybe get Joey Cena. Take a trip. Well, he did go that one time. Yeah, we need to go again. Possibly. He's not far from it. That's true. Kevin's donation was like my sons and best friends genital and mistake. Kevin's donation. What was Kevin's donation? Thank you though. Stephanie. Thanks for the two bucks. Justice for OJ. Call him toki. Uh, oh, I guess. Why do I have to call? Yeah, yeah, you call Chad. Well, I want to show you called Keanu. No, I did not call Keanu. You did. In all fairness, Keanu reached out to me to call

1:52:41me a jerk. And I was going to reach out to her, but I felt like maybe she didn't notice. Maybe no one told her. I didn't want to, you know, bring attention to it more. And then the next day she was like, thanks for that jerk. And I was like, I'm very, very sorry. I really didn't want to do that. I did. All your fun. But why am I the one? How come no one selling him to call me? Maybe they are. Right. And he's not listening either. So until then, we have apology. Spy report. Oh, Spy report. Oh, wait, no apology report. No apology watch apology watch. No, at this point, I can't give in this point. It's stupid. It's all very stupid. All right, I'll text them. Thank you. I'll text him. Wait. What are you going to text them? What's up? I'm going to say, what are you going to apologize to me? You're just learning. Yeah, he nice.

1:53:45I can't. I can't. But this is what I have. It's like he's getting too big for his bridges over here. I don't know what I did. He's the hands. All right, I will, I promise before Saturday, do it now and make. I'm. Yeah. Now, if it was Chad, you'll be already have the dialed in already, waiting for him to pick up. Chad, and I have something special. None of you will ever understand. Stop it. Don't even mention his name. Don't call him Chestnut or whatever. He gets very offended. Major Tom reports for Rooney O'Jay's life. Viva Latijay. Ufefez. Ufefez. Phoebe's? You're a Phoebe. Thank you, Major Tom. Jerry Shepardini. I'm Eskimo Brothers with Huey Lewis.

1:54:46You fuck with 2K. What is he talking about? He fucked someone who Huey Lewis fucked. Well, that's fantastic. Who was that? I think it was 2K. No, Huey Lewis. Yeah, I think Huey Lewis fucked 2K and so did Jerry Shepardini. Who's Huey Lewis? Is he the guy who was like... He fall over and people in France really liked him? That's him, sir. He has the power of love. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Huey Lewis is a singer. Huey Lewis and the news. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. I know who Huey Lewis is. Oh, that's very impressive. Not as impressive as Adam Sandler, but impressive. 2K, you have to skip a week for episode 100 in Vegas, Stefanie. Yes, I know. And that might be maybe next or the Tuesday after AC. Tim Bollinger's an idiot. Yes, Tim Bollinger is an idiot. Well, there was no way you were gonna do 10 shows in a row.

1:55:47Yeah, but I probably will do the Tuesday after AC to kind of recap what happened. Yeah, I guess if anything happens, we have to go to race show. It's very exciting. Ray is doing comedy in Atlantic City. We're trying to figure it all that out. I mean, a special tabler. I think I figured that out. Panhandler? Kinky. That's fantastic. Panhandler might not actually show up. Took you two seconds to reveal who it was. Why? He said, I don't know. He said he might not be able to make it. It's not sure yet. He's afraid of you. He's afraid you're gonna steal all his dinners. I mean, word on the street is that Kevin Brennan is not coming to Atlantic City. I would say definitely Chad is not, because Chad has a show on Saturday. Well, now that Ray has a show in Atlantic City, maybe Kevin will show up. That's true. Oh, shit, you're right, Kevin. You gotta, should we call Kevin and ask him if he's gonna come? You're calling before you call him. Oh, Jay first. No, listen, oh, Jay's got, oh, Jay's very busy.

1:56:49I don't want to bother him. Oh, it's too late. He's probably sleeping. Yeah, I don't want to bother him. He's watching right now crying. No, he's not. You think that's helping? He's eating donuts. You think that's better than anything? I said. No, but he's crying because his friend won't even call in. See why he's upset. His friend didn't get mad at him for no reason. My friend got mad at me for no reason. How come you never look at it like that? You're not being good friends. I just want to be Switzerland in all this. I still fail to realize why Tukki is responsible for reaching out. I didn't even want the show to be talking about O.J. Heavy. All right, I'll do it, but now he's going to know that I'm being pressured by you guys. Oh, you're just calling me because they called you too. Oh, Jay, I love you. I never miss shit. Oh, Jay, I love you. I never meant to hurt you. I think these are Prince lyrics. What does he say after that?

1:57:51One dogs cry. No, something about the cold November rain or something. Purple rain. That's cousin Rose's. Well, either way, O.J., I apologize. Is that good? Yeah, that's fantastic. Mr. French, after watching the toe clip on Doom, toe is a lock for next year's Tukki for real mental illness. Yeah, you know what? I mean, if you want to watch the toe freaking out about the goal, definitely go watch Doom's clip. It's fantastic. He's really freaking out. This might be the end for the toe. He doesn't understand how he's getting 218,000 viewers on a protest stream. And then he can't make, is it 300? Or is the goal less than 300? It's gotta be less than that. I don't know. I don't know anymore. Like I said, it's very fluid. Change is all the time. Thank you, Mr. French. Thank you, take on me, Tukki. JT and Hitler share the same birthday. Hilton's girlfriend was Ava.

1:58:53JT's future girlfriend is Ava. That's fucking coincidence. Makes my cooter quiver. Yeah, actually it's Ava. Me and John are gonna sue your hugs off and win the dabble verse like Rocky and Apollo dancing in the surf. That's what I think. Maybe this is what OJ wanted because he's best friends with John now. Awesome. Maybe that's why he started the whole ridiculousness. Even more reason for the call. All right, win him back. What the fuck are we talking about? Me would him back. Prove yourself, sir. You were there, too. Didn't know that it maybe it was something you said. It couldn't have been something Tukki said. He wanted the greatest if it was something I said. You're taking all it. It wasn't. It was, but I don't think that's the case. I don't know what happened. John's gonna be Halloween and things with five bugs. If I come to AC, private cash game with Tukki, JT, Melton and whatever other four fish you can find,

1:59:54I'll also pay for dinner in one night. No, you don't have to do any of that. Of course he can come play with us. Listen, if you play with John's Gimpie Halloween hand, yes, at least you can do as let him buy you dinner because he is gonna lease you. That's true. I know this. Yes, you can buy us dinner. But no, yeah, come John's Gimpie Halloween hand. And we're gonna, if we can get enough people and get our own table and they have a dealer or stuff, we'll totally do that. And yes, there's no holds barred. We are taking all the dabbler, every dabbler for themselves and bring money. Everyone bring money. Hey, I banged my penis. Oh, that sounds painful. It's fantastic. Oh, you can bang your penis. William H has anybody besides Vince ever called you a greasy Italian? Uh, not really. My band used to say I smelled like a happy meal all the time,

2:00:56but I think that was just mostly diet. I don't think that I had anything to do with being to smell like a happy meal. Yes. I don't know what that means, pickles and ketchup. Anyway, I think it was coming out my pores. I don't know. I was also like a junior in high school. That was after I had that fish odor problem. That was when I got my crotch smell like a full lay of fish. And I don't know why. I wasn't sexually active. I was in like eighth grade. I was a loser. Why can't you get a full lay of fish out of you? That's a good question. Don't save that banter for Thursday on whom are these socials? I'm glad you're going with the whom. I think that brings a different. An original twist to an old favorite. I'm a dabbling doofus girl, but Cardiff will always get my squirt, though he's too young to fall in love. That's true.

2:01:56That's absolutely true. Tim 422, thanks for the 20 bucks. First thing, like Stephanie says, apologize, OJ. Second, fresh, perch, and walleye is amazing food during ice fishing season. Can't wait to see everyone in Hackamania. But once again, Stephanie will miss the potato. We're all going to miss the potato. My mood, Hickmet, where the fuck that is, zero loader, zero free loaders, feedback taking no chocolate from New Zealand for 2K this year, if you can't tell the difference. No, those, those, uh, what the hell did you get? You got that, uh, the, the nuts and raisin bar. That was really good. Oh, crikey cakes. What? Crikey cakes? Yeah. I don't think they say crikey in New Zealand, isn't it? I'm sure they say crikey. Same thing. Same difference. No, I do want that chocolate. I forgot about that chocolate. New, I didn't say anything about New Zealand chocolate, Canadian chocolate, I just don't

2:03:00think is very special. That, that, that New Zealand chocolate and the salt and vinegar chips. Let me down for two bags this year, moody, fake, no, whatever you can bring over, whatever you can smuggle up your butt. I'll take it. I forgot about that. That was one of the best parts about Accomania. I hope ice kills moody fucking salt and vinegar chips. I just remember at one point I was just laying in bed eating, uh, chocolate bars that had nuts and raisins in them, salt and vinegar chips and, uh, giant donuts, just, you know, taking a bite of each thing like jump, jump, jump, jump, it was fantastic. You too can experience Accomania, accomania.com, get your tickets, only a few VIP tickets left I'm being told. But, uh, yeah, Accomania, hacks of the future will be April 10th through 12th at the beautiful Plaza Hotel and Casino on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas, use homocode JT to save

2:04:0210 percent, um, fantastic, fantastic, uh, we got a bunch of, uh, we got a bunch more of these things. Let me just run through them. They Tommy Jordan. This is for Tuky to give a new Scott intro for dirty Jersey. I'll work on that, uh, y'all coming to a y'all for coming to AC AC roll call, press one if going, uh, Tuky and JT will be there. And, uh, new surprises this year, Carl, uh, producer Chris trucker Andy is trucker Andy coming to. Yeah. It's fantastic. And I think Lucy, uh, I thought he said Lucy, but maybe not. Maybe it was just the three guys. But either way, fantastic new additions to the Super Bowl and, uh, we're gonna have a blast. So definitely come down to AC even if you just come for a night, come hang out, come say hi. I won't have stickers in time. I didn't order stickers soon enough. I'm an idiot. Uh, Tommy Jordan, shout out to this fast chat to show you us who buys views.

2:05:08Shout out to this fast chat to show us who buys views. Yes, but we buy the speed it up, uh, chat feature as well when we buy our views. But thank you, Tommy Jordan. No, we have never bought views. Uh, Chad Zumimic, $2, who's worse? Stuttering Joe or just, just, just not Chad. Stuttering John. 100. Stop it. Stop it. You don't understand him like I do. How dare you? What are you having against Chad anyway? What does Chad have on you? That's why you're so nice to him. He has nothing. He definitely has something. I, he's, he's, he's, he's, I enjoy talking to the guy. I enjoy, I enjoy our friendship. It's, it's, it's, there's something there, something very special. And he calls me when he has a problem with me and we talk it out. No. Oh, you're referring to somebody there?

2:06:09No. He's never done that. D Tommy Jordan. Great content. Don't read my name. Oh, sorry. That was from D Tommy Jordan. Uh, five bucks. I did live off of stripes and pilot gas station food when I was broken West Texas. At least I didn't waste stern and Leno money like stuttering John. Yes. Listen, I'm telling you the right gas stations and get good food and and and the fresh food is usually cheap. It's very interesting that he goes for the frozen stuff because like we said, it's definitely marked up that frozen stuff. Again, it's John always making the wrong decision, sir. Yes. John always makes the wrong decision, even where to get shitty food. But you're right. Like, for how much it costs to get a frozen red barren pizza, doesn't Domino's have like eight dollar pizzas right now or something? Some deal. You're taking it. Are you going to hot and ready for five bucks? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or get the crazy bread. Little Caesars breadsticks are fantastic.

2:07:11Their pizza sucks balls. But I don't know what they do those breadsticks are fantastic, but the pizza sucks. They have pants, shita. I shit my pants, even on the stream. I changed my pants, allones was me noticeable. I stave the floor shit with my bare hands. That's true. John did shit his pants on stream the other day. Allegedly, that is the rumor going around. Buck all you people who super chat that evil piece of shit, John, fuck you in the ass. Your stupid zingers don't bother him. By the way, Mrs. C is selling a welcoming fart box for reasonable price. What? That sounds like a good deal. I wonder what a reasonable price is on a fart box. Reasonable is reasonable, sir. I like the word reasonable. I'm there. Beavisly Ray, this is John's unpaid lawyer, C, C, C, and knock it off. Oh, I see what you did there, John. You almost got me.

2:08:12The potato is wrong about the parking. It will be the time for dabble con three. We'll put the fun in funeral, put one in chat if you'll be dancing on John's grave to music by DJ dabble as don't talk about it, just do it, just do it, don't do it, just do it. That would be fantastic. Yes, dabble con three will be a John's funeral. I wasn't for the win. That's actually not a bad idea at all. Even if we all just go and like go out to eat somewhere afterwards, that's the best part of a funeral anyway, is when you go to did, you know, get different friends. Yeah, it's in all your old friends. So that would be a fantastic place for us to all meet up. All right, we're all planning on meeting up at John's funeral and I'm assuming it'll be in Long Island. What is the next three months open that they're not putting his corpse on a plane. They're going to have a family plot in Long Island.

2:09:12I think he'll be cremated. And so everyone will get, you know, mostly his mom. The mom will have most of him, you know, maybe three weeks, there'll be a nice jar named Melendez on a goodwill shelf. Right. What was in this anyway? What religion is John? He's not Catholic, is he? Yeah, he's Catholic. Yeah, I think so. His kids are have his kids are cashews have, yeah, yeah, they're half Jews and half Catholic. But I would assume at least the memorial then will be in Long Island. I mean, I guess I'd rather go to Florida, honestly. We could do double com three at Carl's house. That would be fun. And there's a gas station close by. Well, we'll all walk to the gas station and get red barren pizza and that's how we'll honor John. We'll get beer, red barren pizza and kick hats, look, oh, everything about that sounds horrible.

2:10:14Warm up the oven, Jenny. That would happen. We're bringing pizza so what a, like, that's just a very sad life to think that that was his dinner. That's the sad part of his life. Yeah. Talk to his children in three years, they're not children anymore. Big deal. That's what everyone's failing to realize. They're adults and they made the choice not to talk to him anymore. So they should be applauded for their bravery. They doesn't care about that. Well, Oscar just wants to get laid. Oscar's almost 21. He's think John's going to go up the Harvard and take his young boy out for his first beer. Oh, good question. No, but I know a turner that will. Right. No, I don't see John doing that. And that will be the offense that kills John is wrong when he sees the picture of Oscar and Aaron have his first legal beer on his 21st birthday.

2:11:15That's horrible. I love it. Fuck you. You strike a piece of shit. Feel free. Ralph or JT anytime you guys got to go because I'm going to probably go pretty long tonight. But yeah, I don't know. I think about a grown man bragging about showering twice a day so we could feel the warm water on his dead carcass. And then going again, grown man talking about showing right, well, bragging about it. But you know what that means? You know what that means? If he's bragging about taking a shower, that means there's been many, many, many days that have gone by where he didn't take it. It's true. He said probably gone by that he didn't take one. Now he's learned. Mm-hmm. They forgot the feeling of the water on his dead car. Where water gets turned off, it's easy to forget the shower. What did he say?

2:12:15He said this. He was on a. He implied that he had a lot of sex the last two days, too. Oh, yeah. So I wonder if he, I wonder if he showered in between his session because I think he was talking about like marathon, like sessions or something, I forget what he said. I can't register what he says anymore. But every now and then he says something new and it like, it peaks my interest. I'm like, wait, what? And he was. He was bragging that he had a lot of sex the last couple of days with who or what. I have no idea. But yeah, so everyone playing on as soon as we hear John is dead, we will all gather somewhere for memorial for devil come three and we'll get a antipost and some good pizza. No, antipost isn't going either is Uncle Nino. Oh, antipost? Ah, what about antifa?

2:13:17Wow. Like a hacker. All right. I know I have those membership chats and stuff, but I think I'll do those at the end because I don't know where I left off anyway. Again, I'm new to this. I'm new. I just started doing this controlling my super tips and super chats. Yes. That was one of OJ's main jobs and now that he's walked off the job and I'm supposed to reach out. I will. Oh, look at that. They pop the next up. All right. Thank you. Remember for a swan song. Remember for five months. Remember for the first Turner book on Stuttering John school. All right. Well, I'll do them all. I'll do them all at the end. This way we can get back to more stuff like Chad Zuma talking about an instance where he could have possibly fucked or have been fucked in the ass by the great Jay Moors.

2:14:21Sir, speaking of asses, formerly of Gary unmarried, formerly of the hit movie Mafia. What? Speaking of what? Speaking of asses, sir. Yes. Are we having an award? Oh, we do. That is fantastic. What a fantastic segue, Ralph, to our next category for the two keys. The first annual two keys of 2026. The category is best asshole. Well, this could mean a lot of different things. Well, too. Fantastic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The nominees are Stuttering John. I know like his chances in this category. Uh, convicted revenge pornographer and a legend come eater, Aaron M. Holt. Karmic ex again. Congratulations, Karmic. We're being nominated for every category and key game. That's fantastic. Yay. And those are your nominees for best asshole.

2:15:27Okay. Stuttering John can't win a mall, sir. Now you're going to not bet against me. I was going to take the field and you could have Stuttering John. Oh, god damn it. You got to give me odds. I got to win my money back here. All right. Okay. I'll take the field. You're taking the field. I'll take the field. I want the field. No, no, Ralph wants a field. All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll take that shit out of this last place. He can't win a mall. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. That's why Ralph is taking the field and the winner for this year's two key. For best asshole is Stuttering John Melendez. Yay. Congratulations, J.T. and congratulations to the viewers at home, who's super chenny in their vote. I gave you an opportunity. Damn it.

2:16:28It's only you to blame. It's fantastic. It's a bit scary. Oh, roll. It's fantastic. All right. We should have put more than a day into it. No. I saturday that the dookies would have been old news. It's already old news. We don't even care. Right. I don't even care anymore. I did all this work today and I don't care. I just couldn't get clips. I wanted to get clips after everything. But again, we thought of this last night and we, it shows. Yes, I did. I thought of it last night. Oh, we mean Ralph. Ralph is nice enough to create that fantastic song for the beginning of the two days. And so this is Chad Zumak on misery loves company. I didn't know I was muted, but I can't hear anybody.

2:17:29I mean, there's to more chalk. Thank you, Chad. But yeah, so we are about 11 minutes into this doom clip. Thank you to doom, the very beautiful doom for clipping this moment from MLC. This was yesterday. Bob Levy is back in the good graces of Kevin Brennan. And if you do yourself one favor today, it would be to go back and watch Bob Levy show from yesterday out of the coffin. He had Kevin Brennan on. Was it yesterday or Sunday? Oh, Sunday. It was Sunday. He had Kevin Brennan on and they actually had Karmic on. That's where Karmic was in a parking lot across from the Huntsville Space Museum or whatever the fuck you call it, and it was fascinating. It was great. And it was also great to see Kevin and Bob back on a show together. And we didn't have to wait long because then Monday, Bob returned the favor and came

2:18:33on Kevin show on misery loves company and they had Chad on. And this is what the z-man, well, this is also that was also Kevin's second show of the day. This was Kevin's second show of the day because earlier in the day, he went on to talk about some allegations from Keanu. Keanu was accusing him of exploiting Scarlett Hampton or something, but he's not exploiting anything. But he says he's not exploiting because he's paying her again, who cares. I don't care. Exploiting away. Isn't that what we all do? We're all just exploiting each other's stupidities. Either way. Yeah, I don't care anymore. And I don't know about that. Oh, I don't care. You're here. Thank God. I care more about this. I had protecting his anus from a list comedians.

2:19:35Exactly. And it's terrible. And I used to open for birds, so that's why people are asking me. We know all this. We know all this. Yeah. I was a birds opener. We know this. Tell the story of Jay Moore and the phone charger. Jay Moore tried to have sex with me. He was taking my phone charger from me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I remember this phone charger. Did you ever play the phone charger game? Of course. That's where you pretend that your wiener is the phone charger. And another man's butt is the charging port. You need the box. You try to connect them. You need the cube, you know what I mean? The wire's nothing of the cube, you know what I'm saying? What an insane comment to make. I got to record this. Wait, I got to get a sound job. The Jay Moore tried to have sex with Chad. I love you Chad. You're my favorite. You're my favorite. Oh well, Joey sees my favorite.

2:20:37I'll start sucking black dick. I really will. Sorry, Jay Moore and the phone charger. Jay Moore tried to have sex with me. He was taking my phone charger from me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is this true? I mean, I've known Jay since we called him Boymore because he was like 16 doing comedy back then, you know. Oh no, no, no, no. Jay, like legitimately, we were at rock on the range in Columbus. He was trying to get on the range. So Chad, I'll suck your dick for an extra five minutes. You can do an extra five minutes. Just let me suck your dick. Man, no, don't touch anything, Dad. Don't. Why does homosexuality seem to follow Chad around a lot? I'm not sucking black dick. You know what I mean? Like everyone thinks him and Nick Swartz and her gay, he thinks Jay Moore is gay. He's got the gay face. He's got the gay face.

2:21:37He's got the gay pheromones or something. He's attracting a lot of homosexuals his way. Thank God Chad's not gay or he might give into these homosexual tendencies, which is the name of my new hardcore band, homosexual tendencies. I'm going to go on. OK, what? No, no, I was, I was going to, he was, I was hanging out with him and he was trying to get my phone charger from me. And he kept texting me like, I need your phone charger. I need your phone charger till like four in the morning. And maybe you just need the charger's phone. Yeah, he made me get the contact his wife. Because I believe he was married at the time. Possibly. I don't know, when did he get the voice from that Nikki chick, Nikki Cox? He was married to her? Yeah. From the fake marriage of children? Yes. And then she got all weird looking. She did like too much plastic surgery. So she got like super insecure. So she would like never go out or something.

2:22:38And then, yeah, I don't know. But that's why she's like not around anymore. 2018, anything. What? 2018, they were. 2018. So I don't know when Jay Moore tried to suck Chad's cock. He doesn't go into dates. But he said it was around the time. I guess when he was opening for Kurt, Bert Kreischer, I wish we could get dates. I wish we knew more. But yeah, maybe Jay Moore was single. I don't know. But why didn't you just give him your phone charger? Like, I like to think of Chad like laying in bed with the sheets like right up to like his nose. Like, oh, no, he keeps texting me for my charger. He wants the separate dick so bad. I don't know what to do. Give him the charger. 2016. Oh, 2016. 2016, rock on the range. Oh, OK. Chad didn't rock. So yeah, he was married at the time.

2:23:41I mean, that doesn't mean anything. But at the same time. And then, imagine Jay Moore's in the other room. Why would this motherfucker just give me his charger? I really need it. I can't text anyone if I don't have a phone that's fully charged so that I could tell them I want to suck their cock at 4 a.m. at Gakka. Legendally, you was trying to have me come to his room. I remember it. To give you an A.J. I don't hate him at all, but it happened. He knows it happened. But you don't think he just wanted a phone charger? No. Good point, Bob. He could have got a phone charger. You're so naive. Where was he going to get a phone charger at 4 in the morning? In Columbus. In Columbus, 2016. I guess 7-Eleven, where John gets his dinner. Maybe Chad's right here. I don't know. Or you know what is a good tip? Just go down to the hotel and ask if they have any chargers in the lost and found. I haven't done that before. That is a good tip.

2:24:42That's a life hack, a tootie hack. To get out and forget I was the producer for the more stories podcast and still uses it in my email signature sometimes. Oh, that is true. That is true. I forgot about that. But then Jay, the email he uses, his email signature says that he's the booker for the J-more podcast. Oh, that's interesting. Has J-more ever tried to suck your cock, Patrick? Please let us know. We would love to hear the story. Or ask you for a phone charger. We should call Jay Dabbles. Maybe phone charger is code word, you know, for hot man love. Gay code? Gay code. Well, yeah, I would have walked in there. What's your gay code? I have to unlock your phone and say, hey, here's my charger. But all night long, he was like, bring me your phone charger. I'll pay you $10. I'll give you five. Like, he could have got a phone charger from anybody. But he kept hitting me up. There's no way.

2:25:42Yeah, what if this is the whole reason J-more never had Chad open for him again? It's because he wanted to give him a phone charger. But meanwhile, Chad really thinks J-more wanted to blow him. Or worse. What's worse than blowing you? Licking his ass. They're licking Jay's ass. I think I'd rather blow a guy than lick his ass. Right? There you blow a guy's ass. If you have to, gun to your head. How much money? Not sees on the door? I don't know. How much you got? Yes, coordinator. How much is a charger who's willing to offer Chad, 10 bucks for a charger? I'll do it for five, Chad. I mean, that is probably the going rate for Chad's mouth. 10 bucks on a charger? 10 bucks. Yeah. Hey, some charges are expensive. Do you ever go to, like, if he did go to $7.11, he'd probably pay $40 for the same charger he got. Yeah, but there's a shitty charges.

2:26:43I know, and they still charge your $40 for him. It's ridiculous. Chad's got that good charge. I need some of that charge. This was from an email, Chad sent me in 2023. What's that? This is from an email, Chad sent me in 2023. Guess coordinator for the more stories podcasts with J-more. Well, that's so weird. I didn't know this. Chad was booking, like, guests for more stories. That's so weird. You're for you, Chad. Does he still have that job? Nope. Oh, I digress. He loves his phone charger, don't I get it? No, I've never opened from after that. No, but this is fucking it. Maybe you guys have the same kind of phone. That's why he wanted your charger. It's an iPhone. We all have the same phone. No, but you can have different iPhones, different chargers.

2:27:45But we were hanging out in a lobby together. All of us were hanging, and then I just, I disappeared because I go, okay, this is going nowhere. What? If he wouldn't, so he, it was 2016. He said he would never, he would never open from again after 2016, after this incident. Yet he was his guest coordinator after this. Well, I think he just said he never opened for him after, no, but he never opened for him because he's disgusted. He's scared of him. But he's, he's guest coordinating. That don't make no sense. See, I got the impression that he's saying Jay never got in touch with him. Maybe this is around the same time he lost the guest coordinating job. You know, I mean, maybe it all went away at the same time. Because he made it see why is it his email signature in 2023? Because he doesn't even realize it's there.

2:28:45Oh, you're saying, oh, he was a guest coordinator in 2023? No, I don't, but I think closer to 2023 than 2016. Yeah, I think he just forgot that it's in his email. For seven years? Yes. He's, if you pay attention, he's not even using his microphone right now. I don't know about that. He does a live stream every day, but somehow he fucked up connecting wrong. Well, that is the theory. Is that maybe he's a little, you know, everybody in the club getting tupesy, including Chad getting the club getting tupesy. But it, like he, most of his appearance on the show, the audio sounded like this. In the beginning, you couldn't really hear him at all. And then he fixed something and he was able to be heard. The microphone, his microphone is like all to the side. Is that what's happening? Yeah, when he hopped on, he forgot to move his microphone. Oh, so the microphone's just hanging to the side.

2:29:47It's working, but he's not talking into it. Okay, so then yeah, he probably is drunk. I didn't realize that. A lot of these clips I just listened to while I'm doing stuff. I'm not watching. So I just, I don't understand why certain things are happening, but that's a very good point, JT. Like for front, like we don't, we weren't connecting all of us with, we could tell he sounds way more hollow and echoey. Yeah, most definitely. Caller, you're on the air. Yeah, I'm watching this. Come on, you guys are out of, you guys don't know what's going on. We know that you were almost raped by Jay Moore and you survived your survivor, Zee Man. It was really, it was like our Kelly shit and it's them in the phone charger. But what else did he say besides like, I need your phone charge. Did he just keep texting you? I need your phone charger. I need your phone charger. I need your phone charger. Nonstop, but the thing is there was three other people there

2:30:47that he could have asked. And for some reason, it was just trying to get me to go back to his room. And he's gonna come hang out for a little bit, like just before that. He's like, let's just go to my room and hang. And Jay wasn't drinking at the time allegedly. And he's like, yeah, you can come drink in my room. Yeah, you like hang out. You just asking me, maybe you just liked you. You saw, you saw the other text messages that he wasn't sending out other people. You saw his phone that he wasn't texting anyone else to get a phone charger. No, because I would send him texts that go, why don't you ask whoever was with us. They're like, they don't have one. Oh, that's a new, that's a new addition to the story that you just came up with after I asked that question. That's interesting. Well, it happened 10 years ago. Maybe they had changed all the stories so many times and it changes every time. It's odd. It's not that complicated of a story, I guess. Yeah, exactly why it shouldn't change if it's a simple story.

2:31:48Well, I mean, this is what happened. They, he kept trying to get me to go to his room all night. What did you just drop? My keys. Do you regret not giving him the phone charger and perhaps your life would have went in a different path? No, I mean, we were, we were fine after that. I just, I just didn't work with him anymore. I have a, I have a question. Wouldn't you say Jay Moore is a bigger comedian than Nick Swartzon? No, no. I'm really going to loan, again, watching other channels. Stories change card if when I get called out. Maybe he felt more comfortable asking someone who worked for him as a, as a H.E. guest coordinator than, than other strangers. Oh, yeah, were you a guest coordinator for him during this time? Yeah, it was after. He asked, because he knew I worked in radio. So wait, you're a guest coordinator after this. After, after, after the, after he made you feel so uncomfortable

2:32:51and he was trying to fuck you, you went to work for him as a guest coordinator. Okay, go on. Two years later, I wasn't even, I was two, two years later, a calm down card. It's calm. I'm the fuck down. Me. We did whatever, going in. Go ahead, Chad. So basically he asked me, he was like, can you get, he's like, can you get me guests from my show? I'll pay you and I know, what do you want to pay me? And we would come out with a flat, we came out with a flat for a, and I go, yeah, I could probably do that. And so I had a lot of contacts. And my first guest at book was Darryl McDaniel's DMC from Run DMC and fucking Jane never even showed up for the interview and I got big trouble. So I quit. Oh, so you only did it for like one guest? No, I booked two guests. And this was on, Jane was on drugs at the time. I mean, he makes no, he used before he went to rehab and had his intervention. So he just wanted to show up towards these, these fucking,

2:33:51you know, these guests, I was booking for him. And it was making me look like an asshole. Who was the second guest? Who was it, was it Bobby Lee? I don't know, it was some comedian, I don't remember. Did he ever, did you ever bring up, Jaymore needed you to make the connection to Bobby Lee for him? It was, it was a comic like that. I don't remember. Because he did, he hated booking guests. He didn't want to like, he'd do it anymore. He said, I'd rather just listen to this is zero man. Listen to Carmen. Can see his new outfit. Oh, no, his car. It got live. It has a new outfit. Z-Man, we, Z-Man, we might have to run. No, that's fine. I just wanted to clear it up. Wait, but did you, you cleared up so much? Did you ever bring up the phone charger thing to Jay? Did you show up and I got in big trouble, whatever. No, and I think your booking guest thing, I didn't have to like interact with him like in person. Like, I could do it all over the email on the phone. And the reason why that was in my email, that Jen Zumaq was my backup email forever and I completely forgot that was the signature.

2:34:52I believe that. Now, Mel and just sent a super tip that said, basically, why did you get in trouble? Because Jay didn't show up for the interview. When did Jay get in trouble? No, I was the one coordinating as, because I was going back and forth with Jay and then, you know, Jay's assistant. And then he just would like get, you know, high on pills and just forget and just not show up. So yeah. Yeah, so I got in trouble. Yeah, these are crazy things. And then there's, go ahead. So, Karmic, Karmic looks like a member of Fornon Blondes. Does he really? Yes. All right. So you never brought up the weirdness of the phone charger. Even the next day, you didn't say, hey, man, how did you get your phone charger? What did you end up doing? I just ghosted him. I just, I still want to know if you accept my challenge, a boxing roast. First of all, I got in. Did you solve with the voice tips?

2:35:54I can't. They're paying to just Tommy Jordan versus Chad. Tommy Jordan, one of the mania jokes and punches. Got in trouble. Did you have to go to the principal's office? Who did you get in trouble with because of the interview thing? The PR people, the manager, the fucking guest, like DMC's people. DMC's people were living because he drove all the way. I think he was living in Genie buses like spare home at the time and it was out in the palisades. I don't remember exactly what it was, but fucking DMC fucking. Yeah, I missed pronounced it. drove 45 minutes and he was, you know, L.A. traffic. So it was just, it was a nightmare. I get it. I have a question for you, Z-Man. No, me? You were listing off on a show. I believe a Chad Boosmock wet brain fallies. We were watching earlier. You were listing off all your streams of income. You revenue streams. And one of them that you listed was Stripe.

2:36:54Where are you currently earning money with Stripe? If you're not on Twitter. Twitter subscriptions. That's connected to your Stripe. How many people are subscribed to you on Twitter? Is Mike follow up question? Well, I mean, eight to five. I was doing super tips and that. So it's not really a big, it's not, there's nothing there. We paint your own. Also, you can go through Stripe now. Oh, really? Yeah, and I think that's not Chad. Get off the stream. No one wants you around. We want Tookie to look at Karmic X, who looks like Jim Sterling. Go home with your ball chest, not Chad. All right, Chad, they're telling us you have to leave. Yeah, one, one Chad has said they want you to leave. So I guess you. Ah, this is terrible. This is going to kill me. Did you know that God freed things that black people invented hockey? Yeah, God free says wild shit and that's why he gets clipped all the time. I guess. I don't know, he seemed pretty passionate about it.

2:37:57Yeah, he's, you know, he's God free is going to do what he does. Yes. All right, the great Chad Zuma, everyone go, I have to give Chad a plug. Patreon channels you $1,000. Oh, yeah, that's right. Where's, where's JT $1,000? I didn't JT get involved with it. Because you said you were going to give me $1,000 if anyone signed up during my show to your Patreon. And I know of at least two, maybe three. And I said, oh, wow. JT. And I said, don't give me the money. Just give it to JT. So JT could bother you for the thousand bucks. Yeah, well, I owe JT a thousand. All right, there you go. He got an IOU JT. Yeah. And so, and so on sides up right now, I'll give him another thousand. Oh, it's fantastic. Go sign up. I don't fall for it. Patreon.com slash World War Z. The hottest chat in all the Patreon. Z-Man is in there. He's fighting with people. It's amazing.

2:38:57It's the most active Patreon chat I'm involved with. And I appreciate it. Okay, there it is. I appreciate the plug. God bless you, bring home the troops. All right, goodbye. Chad Zubak, the great Chad Zubak, everybody. You never know. Well, who is going to hop on Tootie Soup? But yeah, that was basically it with the Chad thing. Plus, we talked to Chad. Let's go over to Karmic. Let's see what Karmic is doing. This is fast. I'm very curious. He looks like he's dressed to be in Fornon Blonde. So he has a giant top hat and dreadlocks. Is that what he looks like? Oh, does he have the top hat? Yeah. God damn it. I can't type with one hand here the links in the private chains. Oh, okay. Oh, here we go. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah, he looks like he's going to Marty's draw. He's my potential tariffs and market reaction to policy uncertainty. Oh, my God, best. Okay, we're done with the news.

2:39:58That's all I'm giving you. Enough of the news. At least it's got the picture of Pat Dixon in the back. Pat Dixon, everybody, thank you. And I'm sorry for a yuck mouth over here in the background. Is that Dilly's disturbing? Oh, my God, look at that. It's all Gilles. I mean, did you look at that? So they're back from their tors, comedy, tour de force? Yes, they're tourgasm. They're back from their tourgasm. But what do you steal Johnny Crutch's steampunk glasses or those steampunk glasses on top? Anyway, Kat is me signing off. I hope you enjoy your news, okay? Yeah, me now. The news sucks now. The first time Carmich did the news, it was great. But now he lays into it. He leans into it too much. A proper amount of news, courtesy. Right, sir, I'll listen from bed. Okay, good night, Ralph. Thank you for hanging out. The great Ralph, go follow at Cardiff Elect on YouTube and Twitter. And of course, Cardiff Electric or patreon.com slash

2:41:01Cardiff Electric. And don't forget this Thursday, 9 p.m. East, whom are these socials? You asked for it. You got mad when they canceled the original. And now something is happening on Thursday. Will it happen every Thursday? Who knows? We'll see how the first Thursday goes. Right, so everyone's very excited. I do have to warn everyone, though, sir. There's already about 300 super tips in at supertip.gg slash cum. So if you want to get yours on the show, this Thursday, you should probably send it now. That's fantastic. Should pre-supertip the show. That's fantastic, you see. Yes, pre-supertip the show, supertip.gg slash cum. And get over there and follow Cardiff Elect and check out the show on Thursday. Thank you for hanging out. Call OJ. I will. Well, text, can I text? No, it's beyond a text.

2:42:02Oh, I have to call. Why do other people start things? And then I got to finish them. I don't get this. Oh, goodbye. Look up Jim Sterling and compare him to Carmix. I swear that is Carmix Future, man. This is what Gilly is preparing him for. Who's Jim Sterling? Do you know JT? The name does not ring a bell. Holy shit, he's right. They're right. She's trying to make him this Jim Sterling guy, at least look wise. Hold on. That's a man. I don't know. Hold on. Oh, look, look at the hat. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, is that a man? I think you keep scrolling. It is a man. It's a man, but he's very pretty for a fat girl. Like, he looks like a girl that you'd be into. Oh, okay. But anyway, holy shit, it's the same kind of hat.

2:43:04What is Jim Sterling do? I guess we gotta go to the video. For the British journalist. Jim Sterling ruins wrestling. We have one more story. Oh, wait, that's a Kino Casino, guys. Oh, I guess they covered. Whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. This is from 2021, interesting. Okay, I'll have to look into this Jim Sterling, I guess. But you're right, he does. He looks exacly like whatever look Karmic is going for now. That's fantastic. Congratulations, Karmic, on your new look, your new hat. I guess we should do another Tuky award. I don't have the drum roll anymore. Karmic Ralph was playing that. So we'll have to play it without. The next category for the first annual Tukies is Best Drunk. And the nominees are Karmic X again.

2:44:05Yay! The Z-Man, who could very well have been drunk tonight. Stunnery John, who we know was drunk tonight. And those are your nominees for the Best Drunk. And the Tuky goes to, we all know. Stunnery John, yay! It's fantastic. I promise, we only have three more of those. Anyway, everyone's loving the Tukies. It's fantastic. Can't wait to not do this again next year. All right, let's see what Karmic is doing. Because, yes, I was actually curious if Karmic was going to go on today. Because he has been on the road with his love, his fair lady, making sure she doesn't do any more dancing videos. God forbid, she goes to work by herself, but whatever. What's happening? Where is he? Oh, shit.

2:45:07There we go. Yeah, Jesus Christ. That is really fucking bothering me. Let I digress. Anywho. Let us, let's dive in. Don't what? What are we diving into? Yes, let's dive in. Oh, money. Anonymous. I get it. I really want to actually invite you on a show and you told him to fuck off. Is that true? He invited me, but I never really followed up with him. I never did. Just say yes, be a man. So, yeah, I did tell Shulie to fuck off, fuck off, Shulie. He knows where my, what, I have loyalty. I'm a loyal son of a gun. I'll, yeah, like a stupid puppy. As much as I can. Defend my loyalty. Yeah, I'm not interested to be on the Shulie network. They all had a, you know, piss pounding of me, I'm sure, same garbage tape that they all have.

2:46:09So yeah, no, no, there is not to be bread being broken with the Shulie network. You fucking idiot. You don't do no shows, except for Kevin. Kevin's the one who's gonna pay. How you think we're gonna get more chicken same with keys? Mm, fucking idiot. Oh, if he went on Shulie's show, there was no way Kevin was gonna have him back on any time. Please, my computer. Exactly. We know why you're not going on Shulie's show. You, you know, he's trying to make it seem like he stands for something or has loyalty. You have loyalty to the almighty dollar. And you know that Kevin will not pay you to be his friend anymore, like he currently does. That's basically what Kevin does. I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay you to be my friend. Why isn't everyone my friend? I gave you money. Money ruins everything. And it ruins everything in this. That's why I'm protecting you, JT. I don't give you money to protect you. Because if money became involved in all this,

2:47:11oh, so many feelings, so many emotions that you don't even understand, your little body isn't ready for it. So that's why I protect you. So thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome. It's not my place. It's not my venue. Who cares, let's go live. I'll try to love you. I'll try to love you. I'll try to love you. Take care, everybody. Oh, no, he's gone. That's it already? Go back a little bit and see what he was bunch of loads. Did he just get off because he wasn't getting any money? Because as we all know, Ron Fuddle says, if you're not super chatting, there's no reason to do this. You bunch of idiots. So you better get to super chatting. Pronto. There we go, we got it. Well, you didn't have any people watching either. Oh, how many people are watching? Not many.

2:48:12All right. And now he's watching Pat play the piano. Let us put it up. This is great. I'm all for a show where Pat covers Karmic every night and then Karmic covers Pat every day. And then they just constantly are just regurgitating the same shit. I mean, it would turn into the Stuttering John show, I guess. But I'm for this. I would watch this. I wonder if this is gilly motivated. Do you think she gave him the idea? Like your show's told them shit. It's got no fucking direction. You got fucking figure something out. You're making my coot or really dry. So I'll dry it up because you gain fucking express in your talent-ness, the way that Pat Dixon does. Pat can get on that piano and fucking play and makes my coot or soften. But all you do is fucking sit there and dance like a flute to your already fucking made music that we've heard 500 fucking times already. We need new songs.

2:49:13And ones that don't suck, all his new songs suck. I'm being honest. I hate Karmic the person, but the artist, ah, I fell in love with and I want more. I want more hits. Here it is. I'm gonna resize things. Your benefit for your- That's let it play. Shake joy, mentalism, and it's- I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. In all fairness, Pat had just eaten an Oreo cookie. So he wasn't aware. He didn't have any milk because he lacked those intolerant. But that's what's going on there. All right, so Karmic just watched Pat until even he got bored of it. So I don't see any reason in boring the rest of you. All right, so real quick. So we're just talking to Chad. And someone sent me this video today

2:50:16and I thought it was pretty funny. I was gonna save it for Black History Month. But I figured since we just talked to Chad and I teased it, this is a guy who has 737,000 subscribers. I'm sure he'll strike my channel for playing this but I don't care. His channel is called Don't Walk Run Productions. And I'm not gonna play this whole thing. You'll get the gist of it. But it's called debunking more Black inventions. And in parentheses it says they invented ice hockey. That was the funniest moment. Hearing God-free, I always say God-free. I know it's God-free. Uh, explaining how Black people invented hockey. I never heard this one. But then he goes on to a whole bunch of other Black inventors. Spoiler alert. They didn't invent the shit he say they invented. They just say things. This is fantastic. This is God-free, an African-American comedian

2:51:17who has appeared in such classics as Soulplane and Fat Girls. And Chad's best friend. During an appearance on Willie D. Live, God-free made some dubious claims. You know Black people invented hockey in 1895? I'm sorry, what? Black people invented hockey in 1895 in Nova Scotia 22 years before the NHL. But the NHL didn't invent hockey either. There's a book called Black Ice You Can See It. God-free is referring to this book by George and Darryl Fosty titled Black Ice, The Lost History of the Colored Hockey League of the Maritimes, 1895 to 1925. And as you can surmise from the title, the book is about the creation of the first Black hockey league, not the invention of hockey. So I'm guessing that God-free didn't read the book, whatever. And for the record, the first indoor game of Ice hockey was played in 1875, 20 years before the Black Hockey League was...

2:52:19No, this guy's alive. That's right, I believe African-Americans are the strongest mother f***ing on the planet because the s*** that they've gone through and they're still around, educated, building universities, inventing damn near everything in America. Including hockey in real. In America? Unreal, all right. He knows hockey was invented in Canada, right? When you... This is my f***ing... Yes. I don't know, this guy... Is he just putting on an actor? Is God-free really believe this sh**? I think he really believes this, but that was the defense that the z-man said. He's like, oh, dude, you can't take that seriously. God-free's always saying crazy things to get people talking. That's why he's got the clicks, bro. But I think he really believes that Black people invented ice hockey in America. Here's some more things that God-free apparently thinks that Black people invented. Again, I don't want to turn this into a whole, Black people didn't invent anything show. I believe they invented things, like gun violence

2:53:23and probably wearing that stocking over your head. I know that white people probably wore the ski mask, but the stocking thing. Let's do a rag. Yeah, because it's like, right? They had to have invented that. Anyway, I don't know. Can barely build an app and m***** invented what? GPS is a black woman. So God-free is claiming that white people can't build software applications or something. But then he proceeds to list off several Black inventors and their inventions. First, claiming that a black woman- This guy's annoying too. I want to punch this guy. I don't like him. Invented GPS. However, the actual inventors would be Roger Ellis who stood on the name of the research laboratory, Ivan A. Getting at the Aerospace Corporation and Bradford Perkinson. Look at all those Black people. What is happening? Of the applied physics laboratory. Now, the black woman that God-free is referring to is Dr. Gladys West who worked on the development

2:54:24of computational techniques for detecting satellite positions with precision. In other words, she was a primary architect of the mathematics that make GPS work. And while she should be celebrated for her contributions, it is factually incorrect to say that Dr. West invented GPS. All right, all right, that's all just semantics. But I'm sure God-free does other inventors, black inventors that actually did invent the things that God-free thinks they invented, right? Well, 3D imaging is a black woman. God-free is referring to Valerie Thomas, a prominent African-American scientist and inventor who spent over 30 years at NASA. However, Miss Thomas did not invent 3D imaging as stereoscopy dates back to the 1800s. Ah, this stinks. God-free can't be wrong about everything, right? He just can't. He has to have heard these facts from somebody he met

2:55:26at like a bar or something like that. Someone outside of 7-Eleven who was eating a red baron pizza. Exactly. Flying an IT issue, let's see if there's more. What is this claim about for a store or a link to? Wrong. Ablishment of justice. Escalator is a black inventor. Wrong. The first escalator, then called the Anvilist Conveyor or Elevator, was invented and patented by Jesse W. Reno in 1892. All right, this makes me sick. All these white people trying to take credit for black inventions makes me sick. Anyway, yeah, I thought that was kind of funny. Thank you to whoever sent that to me. Big ups, yo. Thank you very much for sending that over. I thought the only thing that got my attention was the ice hockey thing, but then I kept playing it and just to hear God-free keep talking about all these different inventors and the guys like, well, actually, it wasn't that guy, it was this guy.

2:56:28Ah, it was fantastic. But no, hockey was invented in Cardiff's Backyard. Everyone knows that. All right, let's do another tookie. Let's do, oh, we have two more. We have two more, and then we'll do some super tips, super chats and membership things. We'll get the hell out of here. Such a busy show. We talked about so much. We had John, Steel Toe Talk, Chad, God-free, probably other stuff that I can't remember. Oh, and you're telling me, Keanu is live and trying to call you. Yeah, somebody was messaging me that she wanted to try to call you or to then to get you to call her on her show. You know, like the number you dialed to prank the American Express Bit. Right. But I'm not sure she's still even on right now. Yes, she is still on. Okay, I'll try and call. I'll see what she wants.

2:57:28Can we say the N word? I don't see why not. Keanu, all right. Let's see what she wants. Hello. Can you state your name after the tone and Google Voice will try to connect you? Hi, it's Tuky. Yay. BEEP No, no, no, no. Is Ray on? What's Ray doing? BEEP You would think Ray would be someone who would stream constantly. BEEP Look at me here. Hello. BEEP Who's that? Her and McElene are like watching some video right now. The Google Voice subscriber you have called is not available. Why did I just hear that? That was me. Hi, Keanu. It's Tuky and JT. Say hi, JT. Hello, Keanu.

2:58:29We heard that you wanted Tuky to call your show. So I tried. I'm not going to do it again. Again, I'm very sorry about what happened over the weekend. Tuky definitely owes you. So if you need anything show wise or you want to have Tuky on or something, it's the least I could do. Thank you for being cool with Tuky's very stupid mistake. And love you more than a friend. And tell Gino. I said, pay your credit card bills. All right, hung up. All right, so that was that. We did all that we could to try and get on Keanu's show and we failed. Anonymous, what not, we're on. Wait, where did that one just go? Oh, no, sorry. What not, Chaser, pray for Ava. He has AIDS. Well, that's horrible. I don't want to hear that. Oh, God, all these years I've been putting people to sleep. All they needed was Gaviscan. He'll see myself out.

2:59:30It's true. That's true. They just, you know, they need some thumbs. He's killing them, sending them to slaughter for improper or excessive thoughts. I don't know. Dang Lizard, how can John take two showers? There is even a dabble verse song about the complexity of Stunnery John's OCD shower process. Isn't he very particular about numbers? Oh, yeah, that's right. Doesn't he have, didn't he say he has an OCD shower process? Well, maybe he has to take an even number of showers every day. Well, dang, Lizard is saying there's even a DJ dabble song about the complexity of Stunnery John's OCD shower process. Can you find that? Can you look for that? I don't know if I've heard that song. I tried my son's poop shoot at 14. She said, no daddy. Oh, stop it. I said, I've been on the Stern show. Just relax and let it happen. It won't affect you like.

3:00:31Stop it, that's disgusting. Hands man, Stunnery John has fingers of a crocodile in the voice of a water head. Yes, yes he does. Thank you, hands man. If Stut Joe showed and Mersh are your best, stay that fuck out of Florida Yankees. Now, this is the best of Florida has to offer. Tuky fan, $2, OJ is the worst. Not funny slash interesting big baby. That is not true. Stop it. He's very funny and I miss him. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What was that from? What is that? Goddamn, I can't figure it out. Maddie from the woods too. I don't know however anyone could spend more than two minutes within an earshot of Scarlet. All I hear is the crazy kids we brother from F is for family.

3:01:32I don't remember that cartoon. I remember I tried to give it a chance. I saw a couple episodes, but I don't remember. And you know what? And you know what? And you know what? And you know what? Okay, I think I kind of vaguely remember that character now. The smoking Lesbo, I'm going to Vegas. See you all of you at Hackamania. I'm doing it VIP. Oh, that's fantastic. Smoking Lesbo, I hope you use homo code JT to save 10%. Get your tickets now at hackamania.com, use homo code JT. VIP tickets are going. So that is fantastic. Thank you, smoking Lesbo. Very excited to meet you. Make sure you say hi to Tuky. I just want a Canadian Kit Kat. I have one left in my refrigerator, but that doesn't help you. So I'm sorry. Dittami, Jornin, have you ever thought of doing a new show as Rocco? Real with Rocco? Episode one. We would love it as fans of you.

3:02:33And I know you're looking for something new. No, I don't have any interest. I do some things as myself on Patreon every now and then. Like I just signed up for Roc or whatever in my car. And it's kind of cool. You can just like talk to it and have it take you, you know, plan out roots and stuff. But then you can just ask it things about the dabble verse. So I started asking about the dabble verse. And it was kind of interesting. But no, I don't plan on doing a show as myself any time soon. If, I don't know, maybe one day. You go to him, girl. You go to OJ, boom box in hand and yell, roll up. You do the slobber shuffle. Move into his place for a month and piss on his pants. That's the only way to get your cooter back. Uh-oh, what if OJ and Kevin Dumpfuck get together and do a show all about how I stink? I could see that. Well, on the other catalog on that work, there is the Rocco Files.

3:03:34Oh, shit. Joey's gonna get them for the Rocco Files. We didn't have any Joey see on this show. But I will... He's been sending me updates during the show about, uh... Well, he considers a spy report. I know. He's been sending me, like, long-winded messages, too. A spy report. The three temporary written agreement is over between the Catalano Network and Catalano. We couldn't come to a proper agreement. It is all J.T. fault because he kept giving out my link. You and St. Joe deserve each other. I'm not jealous, just disappointed. You were the weed to my bong. I'm looking for a gig if you're hiring. As long as you can hit my goal deep. Hit that goal. It is all J.T.'s fault because he kept giving out my link Friday night. We'll be the return of the Uncle Rocco show in Thursday, the world-famous walk-and-talk returns. And I am also 142,000 away from the signatures. I will also be going a major crime show and date will be announced.

3:04:37And I have a photo of Carmen X sucking off a man. Breaking news. Did you read my spy report? And I finished Carmen X in my best rant ever. You don't think it was the best thing this week. And I was on pay Dixon to 6.30 a.m. in the morning. And I did a Carmen X impersonation. I nailed it. How dare you always fucking me. Friday, when you came on, I did a 45-minute rant. The buried, karmic, and I nailed him impersonation of him. That's it. If I am ruining your storage pores for Hacomania, you are a douchefack. So that's what Joey wanted to say. That was a spy report. Spy report. Spy report. There you go. That's your Catalano TV moment or Catalano moment. Oh, wait, no, he's Catalano TV. The fake one is Catalano Network, right? Was it Catalano Network are running his- No, but that's what Joey just said that they did not come to terms on an agreement.

3:05:41And after three weeks or spy report, the three-week temporary written agreement is over between Catalano Network and Catalano TV. We couldn't come to a proper agreement. So there's your spy report. Spy report. Spy report. Catalano TV and Catalano Network have split. And we wish them both the best. Denver Bagel Sales Rocco, Saturday on Bedabbin' and Live featuring Tojo. We'll dive deeper into fish, crotch, leukemia, farts, happy meal, BO, and ruminations. Let's do it for cancer. Yes. It's going to be a very exciting Bedabbin' and Live this Saturday, B. Tommy Jordan makes his debut. Um, I'll be first at the ceremony. Yes. And also, we have learned tonight that DabbleCon 3 will be held at Stuttering John's funeral or memorial service, depending on what is actually done for him, because some people are saying he might not have a funeral, because none of his family is going to want to go down and

3:06:44claim the body, I guess. Maybe hitman Dan Will. I almost care to you, Will. Crash Bandicooter, please send me a sticker when they come in. Thanks. Uh, send me, uh, send me like a self-addressed envelope or whatever. I'll give you a free sticker, but you just have to send me a self-addressed stamped envelope. Do you know how to do that? If you do that, I will give you, uh, Mucho stickers. I don't remember the 90s. Yes, Roman. That's what they used to do in the 90s. I'm assuming they still do it here. I think I know Melton told people to do that. He would sell them stickers. Um, the Ghost of Mr. P. did you forget the stickers I made you for AC? Yeah. Well, you're bringing them, right? I don't have them. The Ghost of Mr. P had made some stickers that he wants to show in AC. Was I supposed to get those made? Cause no, I did not do that. If that was the, um, oh, he sent, he sent you like, um, like a document with the picture

3:07:46on the screen. Yeah, he showed me. Right. I don't know. That's what I'm asking. Cause I was, I don't remember being told I was supposed to have the made, but I did not. So if you were expecting that, no, I don't have those stickers. Hey guys, I called my friend Jay one time to ask for some sugar packets. He said ask my butt boy, oh, Jay, he's bleeding from the ass in the shower. Stop it. And if he is, please get him help. I don't want him to suffer like that. The one time I could have stepped up and actually been helpful to my colleague, I made it all about me, lied and blabbed on YouTube to impress two old men killing it. What was that about? Oh, that was about Chad. I thought he was talking about me. I was like, what did I do? impress two old men. I was like, okay, oh, Bob, it can cast. Yes. I thought he meant you and Ralph. Oh, my God. Yeah, I thought they were talking about me, but I was like, JT's not that old. Cardiff is old, but JT's not that old. The Tommy Jordan promo code JT for Hackamania, April 10th to the 12th.

3:08:48Thank you. Tommy, you don't have to send any more money to embarrassing. $5 from Sean. Love you more than a friend. Love you more than a friend, Sean. Thank you as always. Tim Bollinger, the first annual Tukies could have been saved to disappoint everyone at Hackamania again. That's true. I could have waited, but I did it. I have much more to disappoint you with, Tim Bollinger. I'm telling you, oh, okay. Ghost of Mr. P is telling me spy report, spy report. He has four pages of stickers, whatever that means. Probably like eight on a page, maybe. So you can get your Mr. P stickers if he comes as Super Bowl. But yes, Tim Bollinger, trust me. I'm being very ambitious with what I want to do at Hackamania this year. And I'm sure there will be plenty to goof on. And, but I will have the great JT by my side. You won't be disappointed. Yes, I don't think, I don't know, or maybe you probably will. Either way, it should be fun. And remember, Hackamania is about the experience.

3:09:49It is about the entire weekend. It is not just about Tuky's live show, but Tuky is definitely putting work into it this year ahead of time. Last year, we might have waited a little too long to start thinking of a show. But I'm telling you, I've thought ahead of time this year. Dr. Steve actually had a really good idea for this year's Hackamania, literally like two days after the last Hackamania. And we actually did do a StreamYard pre-production meeting about it, which I guess after Hackamania, I'll release. I know I have to edit a lot. But Dr. Steve had a really ambitious and good idea that we were originally going to do, but then I think we realized it was going to be a lot of work. So anyway, I'll reveal that when I release it on Patreon. Anonymous, thanks for five bucks. Hang on Chad, we have reports that Karmic is wearing a hat. I repeat, a hat, it is. The second I heard the Karmic news, the Karmic spy report, spy report, spy report.

3:10:51It's like, fuck, how do we get Chad off the phone? I got to go watch this. I am so easily distracted. I definitely have ADHD. BYB podcast, Tookie hates ghouls and new ports, F-C-Z. How dare you. I love them both. Less than a friend, but I still love them both. Tim Bollinger, Black people invented opening Brazil nuts with their feet. Stop it. It's not true. Let's not forget that Black person invented peanut butter, peanut butter toothpaste, peanut-centred sunscreen, crunchy peanut water, peanut butter cologne, peanut-infused energy drink. And the peanut is fantastic. Yes, everyone knows that. Wasn't that Booker T. Washington? Or the wrestler Booker T. Booker T. Washington and his brother Stephen Ray. Yes, they were the Harlem Heat, right?

3:11:51Yeah, that's what they did all their inventions. That's what they did their inventions in Harlem. Cross the street from Geno's apartment. Anonymous. Thanks for the five bucks. The flat-chested skank said to call back, you puppet hack. OG is a weak bitch. Is it true the clubfooted bitch is going to AC, known as FagFestFU? Yes. All right, I'll call her one more time, but she's on pickup. I'm done. I'm going to go to bed. JT's tired. They're not dangerous. Hello, please state your name after the call. Oh, they're off? Yeah, like a minute ago. All right, forget it. Sorry. I'll try next time. And she wants me to do a show. I'll do a show. I'll call Saturday. Yeah, it's calling Saturday. Spector NS5RD became a YouTube member. Thank you very much, Spector.

3:12:51APAR 82 is a member for 26 months. That's insane. Justice, fo, OJ, Hashtag, no money for Tukki, Hashtag. I love you more than a friend. I love you more than a friend, Spector. Oh no, no, APAR, sorry. I was looking at the next one. I love you more than a friend, APAR. I hate that Spector. See, Spector's just a member. He's worthless to me. Oh, but then Spector sent a gifted 20-bit app on network memberships. That's fantastic. I love you more than a, I love you more than APAR, Spector. Yes, now thank you very much. That is very generous and ridiculous. But thank you very much, Spector. You've got my attention over that creepy, creepy APAR. Preacher Bill, for a member for two months, life is too short. Come back, OJ. Yes, agreed. This is all very stupid. It's very stupid to get for us all to get worked up about stupid things that don't mean anything. No one was trying to hurt anyone. And we do all actually care about each other.

3:13:53I would consider us all friends. Except for JT. Hands man, member 28 months, no OJ, no Cardiff. It should be called Lacka Mania. Hacka, hacka. Not a bad idea. A wall, 138, became a member. Thank you, A wall. Go through these. PCB, Po, 23, Hashtag, Shuley, New. You've been a member for a year. That's ridiculous. It's incredible to me how long people have been members for. Michigan Tim42, gifted one B. Dabler Network membership. Yay, thank you Tim. Enjoy your ice fishing. Ching Chong Chao, member for one month. Hello, Tookie, I love you more than a friend. Yay, I love you. I love you more than friend. Ching Chong Chao. Fantastic. Technic color, technical or technical. Became a YouTube member. I don't know why I question myself when I read these things.

3:14:54Cookie for Tookie, member for 31 months, holy shit. You've always been a member for three years. That's insanity. Tukes and potato, can you say hi to Dante, your number one fan? Love you more than a friend, of course. Hi, Dante. Tookie loves you more than a friend. Why are you up so late? Watching a horrible puppet say horrible things. Because you have the best mom in the world. That's why a Tookie fan. Yay. Love you both more than a friend. Cookie for Tookie and Dante. Have a wonderful, wonderful time, watching this nonsense. Diane Asklins, 712, member for one month. Give me back that filet fish. Give me that fish. Yes, that was, I remember that from Ron and Fez. That was when the filet fish song was very popular

3:15:55from McDonald's. And they made that Ron and Fez ringtone. That's fantastic. And that's it. Thank you very much. Stop super tips. Stop super chatting immediately. We have one more. It's from Swiftiest John. Thanks for the five bucks. I am no doctor, but human body smells are almost always bacterial. You might have been a virgin, but not watching your crotch, or not washing your crotch, has stinky consequences, effing dangos. I wash my crotch two times a day sometimes. No, but you're right. I don't know what that was. That was literally like a day. I don't know what was happening, but I did nothing to combat it, except for taking a shower. So I guess you're right. And that's all, I guess that's all I had to do. Your friend Paul, member for 18 months, your friend Paul, I hope to see you in AC. I know I've seen you there before.

3:16:56I know exactly what you look like. I'll be following you. And JT, the watcher, member for 32 months, 32 mail. Oh, 32 months, I'm gonna load this piece and step outside now. No, JT, don't do it. But that's crazy. You are, you're right up there. You passed Kookie for Tookie. You're one month ahead of her. That was fantastic. What have I done with all that time? Insanity, get a life. Get a fucking life. No, thank you, JT. Thanks for hanging out with me for the entire show. I really appreciate it. At JT, the watcher on YouTube and Twitter. Do you plan on doing anything? I did like a thing over the weekend during a storm. And next weekend in AC, I'll definitely be doing a lot more that YouTube live stuff with me and maybe a few guests. Yes. Just stay tuned. Tookie's very busy that weekend. So please do not bother Tookie.

3:17:57But yeah, me and JT and Tookie will do a show possibly. I'm sure we're gonna do shows with Melton, as we always do. They want to do this little piggy with Carl. Oh, they want to do this little piggy? I didn't hear that, okay. Yeah, that's right. Carl will be there. I'm sure he's gonna do a who are these podcasts from his room possibly. I don't know. Tookie has not gotten the invite yet. I don't think Carl does work on it. Well, you know, maybe because he usually does a Saturday. Well, what about Saturday, Pete Dablin live? I don't know. I mean, we might do something. I don't think the last two times I did be Dablin live. Actually, I did the one in the morning. That one. No, this Cardiff and OJ were doing a show. Oh, that's right. And I called him. And he popped on. Yeah, I just hopped on. That's what it was. Yeah. We might do, you know, we might do something different this year. We still have two categories of the Tukis.

3:18:58Let me bang these out really quick. Cause it's just stupid. I'm kind of committed to the bit now. Here's your next category for the 2026 first annual Tukis. The category is most desperate to get on a plane to not get laid. And the nominees are as all, oh, Z-Man. Z-Man doesn't really get on a plane to get laid. Carmichael, X, Carmichael has been nominated for everything. He's, he's stuttering John. He's what? Carmichael's job both got on the plane to the, oh. To not get locked. Okay, oh, it's got to be Chad. Well, we'll see in the, in the nominee in the winner for most desperate to get on a plane to not get laid is

3:20:01Z-Man. Yay, remember he went to Cincinnati recently and we know he didn't get laid. All right, last one. This is the last one. This is the grand finale of the first annual Tukis. Thank you very much for everyone to, to everyone for watching. We're going to dip out right after this. So thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy your night and thank you for tuning in and we'll see you on Saturday. The next category is best performance to prove his kid didn't change his last name. The nominees are Stuttering John. And those are the nominees for best performance to prove his kid didn't change his last name. I wonder who won? This is stupid. Don't my idea. Anyway, Tukis loves you all more than a friend.

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